#oh no. Oh NO.
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isalabells · 7 months ago
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Maximilian Beier, 23.06.2024
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bucketspammer4life · 1 year ago
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*blasts you with my shitty Bald Bull-Uranus edit because they got bull themes and chronically angry*
HE HAS A MECH NOW OH SHIT RUN
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morningcattime · 5 months ago
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kinda niche but i think it might resonate with a couple of folks here
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drbtinglecannon · 5 months ago
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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up
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nikoisme · 2 months ago
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I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there
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koobiie · 1 month ago
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i feel strongly about this
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demadogs · 3 months ago
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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.
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zelkams-art · 1 month ago
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in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this
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twinliches · 6 months ago
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
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lemonbubble · 5 months ago
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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty
the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.
me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right
the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
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smashorpassgilf · 4 months ago
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For those curious:
Our lowest 3 smash are
2.4 for the Elon Musk poll
2.7 for the charles III
4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres
Our highest 3 smash are
95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll
93 for the Appalachian Moutains
92 for the type 30 rotary phone
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that-sweet-jester · 22 days ago
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shimmer family being silly
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willgrahamscock · 4 months ago
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when you finish a fic that was everything you could of hoped for and you click on their user to see that they’ve written dozens of fics for that pairing
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quicktimeeventfull · 8 months ago
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it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply do not enjoy being treated like shit.
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skipppppy · 8 months ago
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