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no turning back
pairing: gojou satoru/fem! reader
MINORS & AGELESS BLOGS DNI
short description: you decide to give gojou satoru a blowjob once, just once.
it was all a spur of the moment.
honestly, you wanted to slap yourself, just in case this was all a dream.
any other day, any other moment, you would've sworn you won't ever come close to gojou satoru's dick.
not a drop of alcohol is in your system, heck, you're completely fucking sober.
but here you are, legs wrapped around the waist of the said man, his tongue going in and out of your own mouth.
if only you didn't realize that he's not really an asshole, and if only he really was an asshole, you wouldn't even think twice about going near gojou satoru. actually, yeah, you would still do it, you would still kiss him, but you would've bitten and ripped his tongue off.
to your slight dismay, he's actually a good person. he might be rude and can be a douchebag at times, but it's definitely true that he's on the good side.
you didn't know about his plans and true intentions as a jujutsu sorcerer at first, but suddenly remembering some stuff like the fact that he's actually good to his students and he's not on the higher ups' side, your opinion about him has drastically changed.
well, he's still a fuck boy, but it's not like you'll fall in love with him.
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after a few minutes of continuously making out passionately, tongues dancing together, exploring each other’s mouths like long lost fucking lovers rediscovering one another, you finally decided to disentangle yourself from satoru, the heat you feel in your core going wild.
“i want to taste you.”
taken aback at his request, fuelling the shitty desire starting to bubble inside you, you gazed questioningly into his eyes. but no, you were still sane, there is no way in hell are you gonna let him near your pussy.
"no, i want to suck you off." you said plainly, as if you weren't down on each other's throats just a few minutes ago. you will never give him the satisfaction of knowing he managed to turn you on. ha!
your gaze fell upon his hard cock beneath his trouser. embarrassed yet determined, you pushed gojou, signalling him to sit on the chair behind him, "now, open it." you bent down on your knees as you watched him struggle opening his pants.
when he was done, your eyes widened at the length that sprung free, he took hold of his girth and softly stroked the length, you watched as his expression change. when satoru's mouth fell a bit open, your confidence grew.
you grabbed a hold of his dick, slowly lowering your head down to the tip.
he was unexpectedly quiet. satoru has always been annoyingly loud whenever he was around, so you expected him to be the type to actually moan a lot whenever under great pleasure like this.
you thought you weren't doing a good job, considering that this is your first time engaging in any sexual activity, but when you looked at him and saw his lidded eyes stare down at you so intensely, you think you're doing okay.
you don't really care if you break the mood, so, you pulled away, and just straightforwardly asked him. "am i doing good?"
he blinked at you. you thought he was going to get pissed and then probably try to hide it to make you go down on him again, but he just chuckled, eyes softening.
"you are. look at what you're doing to me." he smirked, pointing at his dick with his beautiful blue eyes. "and am not lying."
at first, you thought he was just stroking your ego just for the sake of the suck, but he was already hard even before you started touching him down there. prior the blowjob, when it was just a make out session with you, he was already grinding himself on your body like a deprived, thirsty hoe.
and the thing is, you've heard from others that it takes a few minutes to get him in the mood because it's difficult for them to get him hard. you joked around with them and said he probably destroyed his dick from sleeping around way too much, but apparently, he really just don't feel good with them that much.
you felt a strange sense of pride at that realization. somehow, you managed to turn on the infamous gojou satoru faster than anyone else. it was both thrilling and terrifying.
"well, don't just stare at it," satoru teased, his voice husky with desire. "put that pretty mouth of yours back to work."
you rolled your eyes but complied, wrapping your lips around him once more. his breath hitched as you took him a bit deeper, your tongue swirling around his shaft. you heard him try to muffle a moan, and it spurred the shit out of you on so much.
satoru's hand found its way into your hair, gently guiding your movements. you looked up at him through your lashes, noting the way his hair was disheveled--more than ever. his cheeks were flushed with pleasure. it was a sight you never thought you'd see.
you continued your ministrations, encouraged by the soft grunts and gasps escaping satoru's lips. his fingers tightened in your hair as you hollowed your cheeks, increasing the suction. you could feel him trembling slightly, his control slipping.
"fuck, y/n..." he breathed, his voice strained. "you're...surprisingly good at this."
you hummed around him in response, the vibrations making him buck his hips involuntarily. you placed your hands on his thighs to steady yourself, feeling the taut muscles beneath your fingertips, tears slightly prick the edge of your eyes as his unwelcomed tip continuously bumped to your throat.
as you worked him with your mouth, you couldn't help but wonder how you'd ended up here. it had started with an argument after the meeting with all the staff from jujutsu high, both tokyo and kyoto branches. this has always been just your interactions with satoru. but somehow, the heated words had turned into heated touches, and before you knew it, you were pinned against the wall with his lips on yours.
you pulled back slightly, running your tongue along the underside of his length before taking him deep again, gagging unintentionally at your own action. satoru's head fell back, a low moan escaping him. it was intoxicating, having this much power over someone like him.
"i'm close," he warned, his voice rough.
you doubled your efforts, determined to see this through. just a few seconds later, satoru tensed, his release spreading through your tongue, and hitting the back of your throat as you continued to bob your head to make him ride his high. you swallowed, even though it was quite hard to do so (it's your fucking first time to even go near a dick), continuing to suck gently until he was spent.
as you pulled away, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand, you looked up at satoru. his eyes were closed, chest heaving as he caught his breath. when he finally opened them, the intensity of his gaze made your heart skip a beat.
"bye." you abruptly said, quickly turning on your heel to get out of the meeting room, your heart suddenly picking up its pace after realizing what the heck just happened.
"your turn," he said with a smirk, his fingers tracing down your thighs as he pulled you up for a searing kiss. and you still had the audacity to wrap your damn legs around his waist.
and as his hands roamed your body, you realized that this was far from over. what had started as a one-time thing was quickly spiraling into something more. something dangerous. something you weren't sure you were ready for, but couldn't bring yourself to stop.
#oh i hate this so much#i hate bjs so much#but dang if it was satoru??????#give me the damn hair tie!#jujutsu kaisen#jujustu kaisen smut#gojou satoru smut#gojou satoru#gojou satoru x reader#gojo satoru#gojo satoru x reader#satoru gojo x reader#satoru#satoru smut#gojou satoru x you#jjk satoru#jujutsu kaisen satoru#jujutsu satoru#CLEANING OUT MY DRAFTS!!#this is so cringe ngl#idk how to write smut lmao
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Tumblr mobile has fucking pop ups now????
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Wish i knew any fat people who had a mastectomy to talk to about it
I feel like the only people i know who had top surgery are skinny or average and cant help me with my worries/questions at all
#i especially wish i knew any fat people who went to the specific surgeon i plan to go to#does she also say the patients need to lose weight first? how do i find that out??#i dont want to lose weight because im worried ill get into unhealthy mindest about it again and i also think its stupid#but i dont think theres that many surgeons in switzerland that i could just find go to someone who doesnt care (and shes the best apparently#oh i hate this so much#ill try to ask when i make an appointment but i doubt ill get the chance to talk to her directly#my weight is such a complicted topic for me anyway i dont know how i would deal woth the surgeon telling me to lose weight as well#im fighting so hard to like myself the way i am and this is fucking me up so much#can you tell im having a shit day#mine#delete later
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
#dashboard#staff#tumblr update#comic#art#doodles#costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png#i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have#frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse#i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon#my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it#this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change#i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god.#edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme
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JAYCES HAND CUPPING VIKTORS NECK OH MY GOD I NEED TO DIE
#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane act three#arcane act 3#viktor#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jayce#jayvik#jayvik you have moved me#oh my god#soulmates#literal soulmates#i hate gay people#gay ppl and their situationships#i hate them (affectionate)#i just died#i lobe you jayvik#i love you so much#did i mention i love jayvik#meant for eachother#i never doubted you jayce#jayvik canon#arcane thank you so much#arcane spoilers#why are gay people so tragic#they make me sick#they were so insane for this#guys i cant process this#what the fuck
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woe be upon ye
#ouch#im thinking spared nari is gonna be devastated that he let his sons i mean disciples lay down their lives for him#though that was their job#but he was the one to give them that job oh regret#man nari hates the lamb so much after that (also himself#but its easier to hate the lamb) like they took his crown they took his sons they took his freedom they took everything#yet they still liberated him from his chains#is this what he waited a millennium for?#good thing we can resurrect them phew major crisis averted#narinder#aym#baal#the lamb#narilamb#lmao this does not deserve the ship tag but im just gonna tag every art piece where they feature together as narilamb#since thats the end goal#cult of the lamb#cw blood#my art
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sometimes i watch scenes where Cas is looking at Dean in a way that just screams "i am in love with you" and then i remember that at purcon7, Misha said that somewhere along the way he had just accepted that that part of Castiel's story was canon. way before he even knew that Cas would ultimately end up confessing. he was literally subconsciously playing Cas as being in love with Dean, for god knows how long??? that's why he always stared at Dean with actual heart eyes, like he hung the moon and stars. because Misha had already decided in his subconscious mind to play Castiel as absolutely whipped for Dean Winchester
i'm so sick
#oh misha#they could never make me hate you#i feel like we owe so much of this ship to him#he was really out there doing the most#misha collins#destiel#deancas#casdean#dean x castiel#spn#supernatural#purcon 7#emily yaps
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one of the things that's the most fucking frustrating for me about arguing with climate change deniers is the sheer fucking scope of how much it matters. sweating in my father's car, thinking about how it's the "hottest summer so far," every summer. and there's this deep, roiling rage that comes over me, every time.
the stakes are wrong, is the thing. that's part of what makes it not an actual debate: the other side isn't coming to the table with anything to fucking lose.
like okay. i am obviously pro gun control. but there is a basic human part of me that can understand and empathize with someone who says, "i'm worried that would lead to the law-abiding citizens being punished while criminals now essentially have a superpower." i don't agree, but i can tell the stakes for them are also very high.
but let's say the science is wrong and i'm wrong and the visible reality is wrong and every climate disaster refugee is wrong. let's say you're right, humans aren't causing it or it's not happening or whatever else. let's just say that, for fun.
so we spend hundreds of millions of dollars making the earth cleaner, and then it turns out we didn't need to do that. oops! we cleaned the earth. our children grow up with skies full of more butterflies and bees. lawns are taken over with rich local biodiversity. we don't cry over our electric bills anymore. and, if you're staunchly capitalist and i need to speak ROI with you - we've created so many jobs in developing sectors and we have exciting new investment opportunities.
i am reminded of kodak, and how they did not make "the switch" to digital photography; how within 20 years kodak was no longer a household brand. do we, as a nation, feel comfortable watching as the world makes "the switch" while we ride the laurels of oil? this boggles me. i have heard so much propaganda about how america cannot "fall behind" other countries, but in this crucial sector - the one that could actually influence our own monopolies - suddenly we turn the other cheek. but maybe you're right! maybe it will collapse like just another silicone valley dream. but isn't that the crux of capitalism? that some economies will peter out eventually?
but let's say you're right, and i'm wrong, and we stopped fracking for no good reason. that they re-seed quarries. that we tear down unused corporate-owned buildings or at least repurpose them for communities. that we make an effort, and that effort doesn't really help. what happens then? what are the stakes. what have we lost, and what have we gained?
sometimes we take our cars through a car wash and then later, it rains. "oh," we laugh to ourselves. we gripe about it over coffee with our coworkers. what a shame! but we are also aware: the car is cleaner. is that what you are worried about? that you'll make the effort but things will resolve naturally? that it will just be "a waste"?
and what i'm right. what if we're already seeing people lose their houses and their lives. what if it is happening everywhere, not just in coastal towns or equatorial countries you don't care about. what if i'm right and you're wrong but you're yelling and rich and powerful. so we ignore all of the bellwethers and all of the indicators and all of the sirens. what if we say - well, if it happens, it's fate.
nevermind. you wouldn't even wear a mask, anyway. i know what happens when you see disaster. you think the disaster will flinch if you just shout louder. that you can toss enough lives into the storm for the storm to recognize your sacrifice and balk. you argue because it feels good to stand up against "the liberals" even when the situation should not be political. you are busy crying for jesus with a bullhorn while i am trying to usher people into a shelter. you've already locked the doors, even on the church.
the stakes are skewed. you think this is some intellectual "debate" to win, some funny banter. you fuel up your huge unmuddied truck and say suck it to every citizen of that shitbird state california. serves them right for voting blue!
and the rest of us are terrified of the entire fucking environment collapsing.
#spilled ink#writeblr#i hope it is clear here that i actually very much care about equatorial countries#and that's part of what makes me so angry bc im like. climate refugees exist.#they've existed for a while!!!#and the reply is almost always ''should have thought about that before living on an island"#like fuck dude. do you need to like how people vote before ur like#your entire house shouldn't burn down each summer????#so many of these people make it their life to mock california that they think it's FUNNY#and im like. girl you should be fucking trembling. TEXAS??? ARE YOU LISTENING??#this is one of those times that like. i need to stress how fucking stupid it would be#to let trump win. bc he could have “reached across the aisle.” covid could have been#a MASSIVE commercial success. he has such a huge and bigoted and brainwashed following.#literally just a PR campaign called COWBOY UP and it's pictures of cowboys in bandanas#trump reinvisioned as the lone ranger fighting for the american people against covid. EASY SELL#and instead. companies bought him. it became political. it was not ''oh shit this is 1 enemy let's all be human''#it was ''you deserve to die.''#climate change should be GLOBAL. it should be like ''yeah i hate u but. we do all live here''#i don't have to LIKE my group members to do well on a team project bc we are ALL getting graded.#is that simple enough of an under-explaination lol
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again&again
#riptide hiatus making me insane#anyways this took me like 3 days solely because of FUCKING PHOTOSHOP OH MY GOD I HATE PHOTOSHOP SO MUCH JESUS CHRIST INNHEAVEN#jrwi riptide#jrwi#lavrose art#fanart#jrwi fanart#art#jay ferin#jrwi lizzie#ava ferin#jrwi riptide spoilers#??#just in case#pistolwhip#waning crescent#animation
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Congratulations My Hero Academia for providing, possibly, the biggest and longest legit straightbaiting yet in shonen history.
Bonus points that their final chapter was released on yaoi day.
#first of all absolutely no hate to izuocha#i actually really like them together romantically or not. i love their dynamic so much#but you must know just how hilarious and absurd it is#that this series started with them crushing on each other#and then ochako's attraction to deku became an important part of her character#BUT they completely turn it around and made it about#deku's meaning as a hero and being saved#and ochakos expression of love and understanding others#like. that is legit very compelling and a beautiful relationship#but they did not become A Couple. at least- nothing confirms nor denies it#just like how a queerbait relationship would be#absolutely hilarious. i honestly love how it ended like this#doesnt mean i love the ending tho. oh boy its weird and legit bad in many areas#But this? My god I am so fucking sold.#God bless izuocha bakudeku and togachako i love you all#evelynpr bnha#bnha#mha#my hero academia#mha 430#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers#bakudeku#bkdk#tgck#togachako#i dont think I'll tag izuocha cus...im scared#i really dont hate it guys I promise I dont#izuku midoriya#ochako uraraka
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I JUST HAD A TERRIBLE REALIZATION HOLY SHIT WHEN JOD TOLD HARROW "NO ONE HAS TO KNOW" IN RESPONSE TO THE CONFESSION OF THE 9TH HOUSE GENOPHAGE THAT BIRTHED HER, IT WASN'T OUT OF CARING EMPATHY TOWARDS AN EXTREMELY ABUSED CHILD, IT WAS BECAUSE HE HASN'T TOLD ANYONE HOW HE BECAME GOD HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY MAN PANICKED BECAUSE HARROW'S PARENTS NEARLY REPLICATED HIS CARDINAL SIN FROM 10,000 YEARS AGO AND IS TRYING TO HIDE THAT HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS AND SUBSEQUENT CONSUMPTION OF 8 BILLION HUMANS
#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#harrowhark nonagesimus#the locked tomb#tlt#tlt spoilers#I HATE JOD SO MUCH OH MY GOD#foaming at the fucking mouth
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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#madam jin#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in#and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!
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A fact about me is that having to study for a big exam makes literally every single aspect of my life worse
#im doing online study meetings with two friends every sunday and i dread it every time#and today they didnt show up because i guess theyre doing easter stuff which is even worse#oh i hate this so much#if i ever go back to uni after my apprenticeship im only taking seminars where i can write papers youre not getting me to take tests again
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The drop of blood that falls from Caitlyn's mangled eye like a tear is such a masterful detail. She's so physically, emotionally, and mentally beaten down that this little animation could be symbolic of so much. Is it to represent her physical pain, the amount of suffering she endured to try to atone for her sins? Is she thinking of Vi, how she very well might bleed out before she gets a chance to see her again, how she'll just be another person Vi has to lose? Is she thinking of her mistakes, how she will never get the chance to right her wrongs if she dies in this moment?
We only see Caitlyn cry in the first episode of this season, when she breaks in Vi's arms. She's had to hide her emotions so much, evidenced especially in the intro where she appears to be stepping onto a stage. We see her take a deep breath, steel herself, before she slips on her mask. Her eyebrows lift, she flashes a fake smile, tries to look every bit the composed Kiramman she's expected to be even while she's dying inside. (Also if you look closely, for a split second it looks like you can see the outline of her scar across her left eye, perhaps foreshadowing?)
There's just something poetic about Caitlyn bottling her emotions until she bleeds, how she isn't allowed to cry until her tears turn to blood.
Also credit to @arcanegifs for Cait's intro shot. I pulled the post-battle gif from Google so if anyone knows the proprietor, please let me know!
#arcane#caitlyn kiramman#vi#caitlyn kiramman they could never make me hate you#no one gets her like i do#also her little wince when she exhales because she's in so much pain oh Ambessa if you weren't already in the ground—#caitvi#piltover's finest#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers
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hey idk which anxious pre-t babe needs to hear this but i didn't get to when i was younger so. testosterone will not make you ugly. it won't make you a horrible person. it won't 'mutilate' or ruin your body. if you want to go on testosterone then literally all that happens is it makes you really fucking hot and REALLY fucking happy.
#ramble#literally very hot. like very hot#there is so much sweat#'oh you're just trying to paint a pretty picture that it's all fine' yeah i am!!! it's fucking great. i love it#trans people aren't sad clueless little babes who don't know what's going on. if you want to go on hormones you Know what it's going to do#and you WANT THAT WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE DOING IT#i hate hate hate seeing detransitioners like 'it destroyed and mutilated me'#*proceeds to list the normal effects of hormones*#it's all fearmongering and it's SICK#personally i think we should start glorifying transition more. because it's BEAUTIFUL
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