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[hailsatanacab]

Are draculas inherently sexy? Can there be a non-sexy dracula?

True Blood tried to answer this question by having the vampires stay exactly the same as they were when they were bitten and Never Ever Change, like that was the whole moral dilemma of being a vampire or whatever idk

but anyway, i want to say it showed a person who wanted to be a vampire trying to get in shape so they could look their physical best forever, and the vampire that was going to turn them showed them this vampire guy who was painted as this slob: fat, greasy, spotty and generally UnSexy in the True Blood World (TBW).

it was shown like a cautionary tale; this guy can only get blood by ordering pizza to his house and eating the delivery boy, you don't want to be like him, do you??? you want to get your blood the sexy, neck-bitey, non-sad pizza guy way, don't you??

the point is, in the TBW, becoming a vampire didn't suddenly make you Cool and Suave and Sexy and Desireable, you had to be all that Beforehand, otherwise you'd just sit around in your house all day and only eat delivery drivers WITHOUT having crazy hot sex with them first

anyway, that's fucked up. that's the fucked up and completely wrong answer to the question.

the True and Correct answer is that Of Course all draculas are inherently sexy. To be a dracula is to be sexy, there's no two ways about it.

End of.

[umblrspectrum]

infinitely funnier visuals in my head, likely because they werent subject to my actual skill level in art

[screwpinecaprice]

Some kids. ´⁠꒳⁠`)

I just love classic Connie's hair. It looks like a veil that ended with a cloud.

[daily-snufkin]

🌿 DAY 22

Father and son bonding (aka park keeper torture hours)

[duckprintspress]

when you reblog, tell us what languages in the tags!!

[rosurie]

sometimes after a long day of being molested by the whole town all you need is to soak in the bath with your bestie (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)♡

with @wreckowafer 's yunie <3

[sirellas]

TNG | 1.01 ENCOUNTER AT FARPOINT

[artuurle]

Okay so about those headcanons-

I believe ascending to god-hood in Great God Grove is heavily Tied to a persons mental health, whole post is under read-more for the sake of everyone, poorly written ramblings by someone that struggles to write out thoughts below with some doodles (obviously spoilers too!) :

Aka dumb idiots who girl-rot (/silly) and don't handle their internal issues end up ascended in the realms hours to DAYS after the event instead of immediately after like in the case of King. In my headcanon this is because a gods new form is tied to who they are, and if you hate yourself, don't know who you are, or think you're nothing, it'll effect how you turn out, fighting with other aspects of how you see yourself for dominance. The harder the struggle to create a form, the more of a recoup period for said god to actually start being able to do things- think about it like recovering from exertion or from being sick.

This of course can lead to some problems for the said gods with more problems than others, like Inspekta:

He fears being nobody, dying, leaving nothing behind, and being forgotten- and when he ascended he quite literally lost his whole torso and his tail popped off! hands possibly representin' the others that propped him up! Finally waking up after ascending I'd take it he took his form rather poorly and actually needed extra time to recover *emotionally* before anything on top of the time needed to pop into full existence as a god. I believe when the other gods saw his entrance into the realm, it was quite literally him dropping in from a long ways up with a thud for the jacket and his head bouncing away (really silly, like a ball). while being able to put it together for the other gods he ended up really struggling about what he'd become in private.

Another god i believe may have had issues with ascending is not surprisingly, Click Clack. A god i feel in his human life spent making himself palatable and burying editing out how he felt about things and being unnoticed. Also wouldn't be surprising some of the burying editing came in during the time between him and Thespius ascended, his lover was above them now, after all! I actually drew how i envisioned his entrance to the god realm, because i'm biased.

like a sudden ink spill appeared after a while and he crawled out, exhausted.

anyway i've rambled incoherently enough hope u enjoyed my nonsense and the doodles [explodes]

[keferon]

Getting Lost (part 3/?)!!

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Prowl was in pain, he counted that 45% of his body had suffered advanced or minor damage and that 99% were in the process of natural repair. His calculations were not precise due to lack of medical equipment but based on a disturbed observation due to his change of environment, he considered himself close. The humans had roughly treated him, he would not call their techniques very... effective or practical for the long term, but he admitted to being indebted to those backward people. A debt that he was not ready to return in front of the treatment they were making him undergo.

A cage, a gray cell composed of curved walls and filled with water over 40 meters long and 6.5 meters deep, located in the open air. This left very little room for movement, he could go around it in 10 seconds with his injuries and at full speed. His first day spent in this place, he had paced every corner and made theories and percentages to get out. The walls were made of concrete covered with thin white slabs as decoration, 3% of escaping by breaking them and it would take him several months or even years that humans will surely notice, however on one of the walls, a trapdoor was present, wide enough to let him pass and made of a thin and breakable metal, 97% chance of being able to get out through there which fell from 22% to 11% without knowing what was on the other side. He considered the possibility of getting out by air, the latter being 6% and dropping to 3% when he pulled his head out of the water to see meters of concrete and buildings stretching out in front of him that he could never cross in his normal state and even less with crudely stitched wounds in addition to the frightening heat of the air making him want to melt on the spot.

The most logical option was therefore that of contact. He had to question his captors, try to negotiate with them. The moment came very quickly, it was clear that they wanted him alive and that they had to keep him alive by basic means such as nutrition, and it was in the middle of the day that three humans had advanced on the platform standing at the edge of his cage. He had not ventured too close as a precaution but had still tried a polite approach, and the humans did not seem to understand him, nor to try, a problem when he himself did not understand anything about their yelling and the exclamations they let out when he sent them back a frozen fish offered from their hands as if he was going to eat something raw.

He tried new things every day for a week, going around in circles in his compressed space that made him want to knock something over with his tail. He got lost in his thoughts, in his calculations and percentages, he didn't know what to do alone. An orca was always in a group, even if he was never social or the most loved, one of his peers always came to help him every time he needed it. Now he was alone, and his thoughts always revolved around the idea of another with him, which drove him crazy. These humans, how could simple, small and STUPID humans manage to divert all his plans?? The most frustrating thing is that his goal was not so far away, when he took his head out of the water, the rare times he observed to identify new details, he heard the sound of the waves, smelled the scent of salt, and yet it seemed to him to be miles away from nature. This water made him want to tear his gills off, he didn't know what kind of chemicals humans put in it but it was anything but natural, not to mention the lack of decoration! There was nothing! Absolutely nothing! Just walls and a floor! He couldn't occupy himself or get out of his thoughts. So he calculated and calculated, reviewing his plans and beginning a slow descent into the abyss of numbers and percentages.

It was during the beginning of the second week that some things finally changed. The hatch he had lost interest in a long time ago because it was only a puzzle to him, not exceeding 10% when he considered a plan with it, finally opened. Of course he did not approach it, the risk of finding a potential danger there was too high, 83%, and a strange smell was coming from it. He observed it with scrutinizing eyes, finding every detail of the dark water behind, and his heart raced when a shadow appeared in the distance. He did not move but prepared to attack, he showed no signs of fear, no need, he knew he was the apex predator, but in this place all logic seemed reversed. And they were when an orca mer took its head and then its body out of the hatch, bringing with it the strange smell as well as a sickly appearance making him want to vomit. What had humans done...?

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Please don't try to understand the numbers, I put random ones😭 also Prowl's chapter is more straight forward because that's how I see his character, no time to question if what he's doing is right, he needs to get out no matter how.

Hope you like it!

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Oh my god OH MY GOD OH MY GO

Krkfnfbdilenffb Prowl living through horrors and ooh look a weird door? I wonder what's behind it? HA. It's the new level of horrors (but also your future boo of course haha)

Oh I love it so much thatnk you for your writing

[kusanagihaku]

evenings with haku ✨☔️

[feelo-fick]

more misc au art... (the last two are unrelated but shh)

GAAAHHHH i promise ive got actual stuff cooking im just scared to post it/motivation to finish art Hard :"D clutching my head... always forever 24/7 thinking about them...

[usertoxicyaoi]

"This story is about the exploits of the solitary lawyer, Shiba Ryoma, in a serious legal drama ... or rather ..."

DOKU KOI: DOKU MO SUGIREBA KOI TO NARU (2024). EPISODE ONE.

[sayaberry]

all of the girls new outfits (or what we have seen of them since we don't have a full design for mami/kyouko/sayaka) for the new film all share elements with homura's original magical girl outfit...

while homura's new outfit shares elements with walpurgis........... oh i do not like where this is going

[apollos-boyfriend]

started a list of characters that aren’t considered creepypastas but technically fit the bill. feel free to add on

monika ddlc

freddy fazbear

darkiplier

the among us impostor

bill cipher(??)

[biblically-accurate-dca]

@vanweek2024 day 6 - spare

vanny goes bowling !

[function-heartbeat-sync]

we pulled the names of the scientists from the "gravity" episode and repurposed them for fhs because we needed more named scientists for holiday's team! volkov's design went unchanged because i like his beard a lot. the other two got hit with the redesign stick tho since they're essentially ocs. their personalities have almost no resemblance to canon at this point