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new-berry · 1 year ago

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I love that fresh open feeling after you finish a fic, when you carefully open your WIP and…

Oh wait no I hate that feeling. I want to write allllll of them, and I also want someone else to write them.

Right. Pick a random name (I don’t know who I’m asking to do that, me I guess?) and finish something.

John Terry is probably going to chip off bits of his soul in Saudi Arabia. Hmmmmm Frank Lampard. Frank Frank Frank.

Or for the like one person who managed to make it through the John Stones and the Kids then John Stones and the women might be surprised to know I have other horrible things for John Stones and the grown ups.

“One night Son called him, drunk, he said cloud of fireflies or fireworks or aliens or disco balls were seen in the DMZ. Loud explosions like a hundred hand grenades were going off.”

#WIP #oh god pick something

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pa-pa-plasma · 9 months ago

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love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*

#danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #sorry it's 7am i havent slept & all i can think about is dp shit #so a normal day for me basically #you know that ''oh hes fucked up actually'' meme?#i like to view Danny as that but opposite. ''oh he's normal actually''#i think that is underutilized. Danny just being some kid #his life is insane & he has superpowers & is half dead & his parents are ghost hunters & his house is a lab #but underneath it all he really is just some kid #okay so this has gotten almost 300 notes in less than 12 hours so i need to say something #Danny being a little bit pathetic is key here #the others can view him as some super powerful god king. he can even look like it. but he HAS to be a little pathetic & even a bit stupid #he HAS to accidentally drop that candy bar & it HAS to land directly in some dirty street puddle #& he has to stand there for a minute just staring at it before picking it up phasing the water off & sighing so dejectedly #it rattles his lungs like he's about to cry & then he eats it anyways because that boy will eat anything #& all he had with him when he fell through that stupid portal was this candy bar Tucker threw at his head 2 seconds prior #so really he doesn't have anything else to eat at the moment #& then Batman is there #whipping the adoption papers out of his cape & choking out ''god i can't NOT adopt him'' or whatever

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obsessedoverwater · 2 months ago

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Sometimes the doomed old man toxic yoai gets so bad you just have to start writing about fucking revenge guac to get over the pain.

#sonic movie 3 #sonic 3 #sonic the hedgehog #slight spoilers #stobotnik #I've never seen such fucking YEARN in a man before like PICK IT UP bro your obsession is so obvious #I've never felt so.. like this about an end of a relationship before i swear to god if Stone disappears after this I'll riot #I need him causing destruction in Robotniks name but before that I'm going to cope with him being a yearny little shit snd Shadow being edgy #Genuinely it's going to be 1K words of Shadow thinking 'Maria would've loved guacamole..' or something like that because i refuse to be sad #I'm not coping.. everyone lives nobody dies stobotnik ISN'T DEAD NOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN #the sonic movie team is paying for all of my bills not just the therapy ones because FUCK THIS #i loved the movie though it's so good gaia please never stop the peak it's so peak holy shit #OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED METAL SONIC WON'T HAVE HIS DAD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE #I'm NOT going to be okay coming into the third movie how could you have taken the father son bonding AWAY FROM ME

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theythemmer · 4 months ago

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phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

#soz copied caption from twt i have been drawing for 7 hours straight i need to drink water eat something take a piss and a shower and sleep #no braincell rn #goodbye it is wine time #hope yall like this idfk what people what these days other than ship art but im not doing that so sorry no knights fucking for you #just me making them look like me bc i’m a narcissist etc #god i am way too tired to be yapping rn i have no filter whatever ABYWAY HASHTAG DANIPHIW #art2 and craft2 #dnp #phanart #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #dan howell #phil lester #phinktober #punk edits irl come back to me please #i’m missing a fkn hashtag i just know it whatever i don’t CARE im TIRED i have eaten nothing but half a jar of picked today i feel so goblin #idk why i tunnelvisioned w this piece it’s not even that good or detailed LMFAO #actually the tattoos were a BITCH and also made me sad bc of my whole failed tattooing career etc #OH MY GOD WHY AM I YAPPING SO MUCH SOMEONE EUTHANISE ME #good NIGHT !!!!!!#pickles not picked btw but i’m not retyping all of that #now i’m sad bc i’m out of pickles and it’s 10pm and everything is shut:( hate my stupid gay life

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broareweabouttoviberightnow · 1 month ago

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more of Soda n Dallas being a conniving duo I think

#i do not see enough soda n dally content #i just KNOW soda saw dallas for the first time n was like oh my god #hes the coolest fucking dude ever #n then hung out with him n was like ohhhhhh #now i see #hes a loser #pony still thinks dallas is the coolest sometimes #n soda is always like DALLAS???#WINSTON???#dallas is like sodas deliquent cousin #darrys blood pressure HITS the roof when they are both unaccounted for #they are UP to something #they get the most vile sinster shit eating grins when they get up to no good #they have one hundred percent said the phrase “are u thinking what im thinking?”#“oh ho ho yes i am”#before #steve is so fucking jealous #but they are a powerhouse duo #if sodas not getting picked up by the cops with steve u can BET its with dally #darry is so tired of them #the outsiders #ponyboy curtis #sodapop curtis #darry curtis #dallas winston #the outsiders 1983 #steve randle

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unexpectedbrickattack · 2 years ago

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short king and his shorter kings

#pizza tower #pepstavo #peppinoise #i sketched it out WEEKS ago #but w me almost finishing this godawful comm i felt compelled to do something for Me #i cannot wait to finish; i have a couple of forms sitting there collecting dust but im too overwhelmed w this shitty comm-#-to even attempt to tackle those. i need to scrub my brain and start fresh. but after i finish it lmao #anyway hey. hope everyones okay and vibin #dont take this seriously but also. heehee.#in hindsight i feel like i need to bump gustavos head up a lil bit but weh #not too compelled to fix it.#additional context that i think is fun; gus is just a touchy dude and he finds all kinds of reasons to pick peppino up #and every time peppino is like SO flustered and shocked bc itll be in the view of customers #like some sports team wins and its on their tvs and ppl are hootin n hollerin #and like people will notice and keep cheering and its alot hes like oh my GOD u cannot keep doing that im going to explode and then die #noise will do it to prove he can do it and then his back snaps in two bc he weighs like 80 lbs (36kg)#but for like a brief moment of time he is facefirst in tummy and hes ecstatic #theo it is not funny to be rushed to the er bc u broke ur back #also suggestive (but funny i prommy)#but he absolutely would be that like girl who needed a neckbrace from having her gf accidentally sit on her face too hard #hes like ouuuuhhghh....that was worth it. how long will it take to recover doc bc i wanna do it again :)#meanwhile. i think if that happened peppino would literally go into hiding. ur not finding him.#it would literally haunt him that he nearly killed this rat w his fat ass #as if this is not the way both gus and noise would like to go out. it would be peaceful for them i think #anyway #runs away cutely; see u in two weeks maybe

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serpentface · 1 year ago

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Extremely quick and dirty speedpaint of a dream I had last night

#other art #I was at like a wildlife center with wolves and this one '''wolf dog''' (which was the size of a deer and I forgot about that til now)#was keeping pace with the pickup truck I was driving ('I was thinking 'wow that's 40 mph')#It started chewing on a hole in the fence and I was kinda like ruh roh but ignored it and moved on to other dream activities #Then later I'm talking to some guy and hear an explosion and the bed of my pickup truck was on fire (dream logic dictated this is where the #engine was) and the dog was there. Had kind of an 'OH YOU!' moment with it #Like not actually that bothered by this dog blowing up my vehicle #The fire was bright blue and I was thinking 'hey I drew something like this recently' and then everything else started catching on fire #And I was like Oh my god I have to go into The Tunnels to retrieve my belongings so they don't get burned #(There are always tunnels in my dreams). And I think I failed to do that because the tunnels were on fire too. Then my parents had #to pick me up. Don't remember these last bits very well

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hexcoreviktor · 1 month ago

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whatever you do, don't think about that one frame that shows viktor's spine is just straight up broken

#arcane #viktor #and jayce tried to resuscitate him but it didn't work #so he picked him up and ran to the lab and said fuck a broken spine and fuck death #give me a minute and enough motivation and i'll frankenstein this #something singed has been trying to do for ages #insane. he's insane oh my god #eena.txt

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chiyana · 7 months ago

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Jon: Damian, I have a suggestion that you're going to hate, but I need you to bear with me and seriously consider it Damian: very well Jon: *takes a deep breath* I think we should go on an adventure with our brothers (Kon and Tim) instead of our dads Damian: *visibly vibrating with anger* *deep inhale* ...eXpLaIn Jon: our dads are constantly talking about responsibility and the importance of a well-balanced SuperBat partnership, working together as a single unit and approaching things seriously Damian: they are respected heroes, above reproach in their conduct and two of the three main founders of the Justice League Damian: meanwhile our "brothers", as you say, have a public history of being reckless and idiotic when teamed up together and are regularly involved in inane, useless shenanigans Jon: they would let us ride laser dinosaurs into battle without question Damian: they- Damian: -later- Damian: father Jon and I are going on an adventure with Drake and his clone boy

#jonathan kent #damian wayne #bruce is caught between 'oh thank god Tim and Damian might finally bond'#and 'oh god no Tim and Damian might finally bond'#Tim in the back of the cave like 'we're what now'#and Damian gives him a Look while flicking his eyes towards Bruce #and Tim immediately catches on and rolls with it #'oh right of course must have gotten caught up in reviewing case files my mistake'#'Kon and Jon should be here to pick us up soon let me double check our gear'#he and Damian hammer out an agreement #no insults or attempts at bodily harm #in exchange for finding something with dinosaurs #on earth or in space #and letting Damian and Jon ride them #Kon is just down for whatever Jon wants to do and doesn't hesitate to agree #the mission goes great #they might accidentally unleash laser dinosaurs into San Francisco #but it's fine #they end up helping defeat the villain and they get all of them back where they came from in the end #Tim even talks Damian down to only keeping a small herbivore instead of a velociraptor #since a velociraptor might hurt Damian's other pets #but they have enough forested area on the Wayne Estate that an herbivore is probably fine

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ricky-mortis · 9 months ago

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A portrait of Sir John Herschel because I‘m normal about Pulp Musicals

#yall don’t understand this took so long- amongst the five different versions this went through it took a total of 22 hours #and it’s finally done #god I love sir John Herschel #truly THE guy ever #it’s crazy because I started this way back in the beginning of April and finally picked it back up on Wednesday right before they announced #pulp 4 which I’m so fuckin excited about by the way #oh my god it’s going to wreck me I’m so pumped #and now I gotta get ready for pulp fortnight #but yeah I really wanted to draw him and I wanted to try something more elaborate that some of my typical stuff #I was going to do the shit where artists do the shading in greyscale and then overlay the flat colors but I decided fuck that #because I like to enjoy drawing and as I found out I DO NOT enjoy that #also for some reason doing realism and drawing curt is SO much harder than what I typically do #it took sooooooo long to get him down and make it actually look like him #oh hey fun fact about this drawing before I do my fun fact- I used a screenshot of Duke as a reference for this #ok now for a real fun fact #fun fact: Asteroids can sometimes have moons and rings of their own #alright now I’ve got a billion other drawings to go work on because the grind never stops yall #sir john herschel #john herschel #pulp musicals #the great moon hoax #the brick satellite #the ghost of the antikythera #Curt mega #my art #god yall I love pulp musicals #I’m so insanely pumped for pulp 4 it’s going to be the raddest thing ever #EVERYONE WHO IS READING THIS NEEDS TO GO LISTEN TO PULP MUSICALS PRONTO /nf #PLEASE (its on Apple Music and Spotify)

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ourtalechara · 5 days ago

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So was anyone going to tell me that Why Did I Say Okie Doki's original music video was that good amazing stunning breathtaking unbelievable or was I just supposed to figure it out and then suffer because I'm physically unable to watch it a second time

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tommyssupercoolblog · 23 days ago

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Right so I had this daydream thing where I dreamed up this random Tumblr user who was mad at me and Seàn for keeping our source names and said "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE NAMED THEMSELVES TOMMY "TOMMYSSUPERCOOLBLOG" MCLOUGHLIN???" And I reblogged and said "??? I wouldn't care lol" and then later they actually fucking did it and they posted the legal papers and @ me like "WELL NOW I'VE GONE AND FUCKING DONE IT FOR REAL. YOU STILL OKAY WITH IT BIG MAN???" and I reblogged with a drawing of me with a very neutral face and giving a thumbs up with the caption "congrats on the name change"

And then in my dream I made a post and I said "okay wait we should all start naming ourselves after internet users we hate so we can make evil clones real" and then I realized this would make a badass Tumblr post in REAL life and so I thought about what it would be like if people named themselves after things they hate. And I imagined posting "imagine you're at a party and you meet a guy named FRED Vriska Rose Quartz Onision Mabel Pines The Click DougDoug Jerma and you ask him about it and he says "I fucking hate all of them , so I stole their names to maintain the balance" and he puts a cigarette out on you and leaves"

And that got me thinking about asking a trans person where they got their name from and they go "so I had this FUCKASS history teacher-"

And THAT made me imagine someone named Mosquito who, when you ask them how they got the name Mosquito, says "something good had to come out of those goddamn things" in a dramatic and haunted voice like a soldier talking about the war

So what do you think about that

#i made a textpost #you meet a guy named “woke left” and you side eye him suspiciously #also would you get a hate name if this was a trend?? what would your hate name be #i wouldn't do it but i am curious what people would pick if they did #if i was assigned a hate name like by GOD or something it would probably be “Antiship Dream Child-Coded Cancel Culture bigotry”#or some other order of those words #OH WAIT AND ALSO crabs #crab would be in there somewhere #and “bad texture”

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al-luviec · 4 months ago

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Thinking about how the entire reason Zane went along with Wu was to try to find out more about his past. Thinkinggg about how he reached his true potential after finding his father's workshop. A big chunk of his character arc in s2 focused on how badly having no family left affected him. Then he found out how father was alive and he was sooo happy... and then his father died. And then Zane died too.

#alek insanity #ninjago #zane julien #dr julien erasing zane's memories the first time he died and practically giving him a new life -> zane ending his own life once his father #died a second time is something that's in constant brain rotation. zane's sacrifice was an act of suicide #“oh. but he needed to defeat the overlord” he found an opportunity and took it. season 3 he was constantly putting himself in harms way #even though it was completely unnecessary. kinda crazy about none of the ninja knowing how fucked up he was about his dad's death #rewatching s2 like... damn zane doesnt make it another year ! and how these are the teams last interactions before everything falls apart #s3 had lloyd off doing his own thing. the love triangle threw a wrench in things. and then zane died and s4 is them picking up the pieces #guhh the period of time where zane really was dead and how messed up the ninja were. especially kai #“it shouldve been me” and it snowed at zanes funeral when kai gave the speech and he became an alchoholic #what the hell !!! whatttt the hell !!!#when zane sakd “IM GLAD YOU MADE ME” OHHH MY GOD OHHHHH MY GOD IM SICK #rant over

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achingly-shy · 2 years ago

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