#but they have enough forested area on the Wayne Estate that an herbivore is probably fine
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Jon: Damian, I have a suggestion that you're going to hate, but I need you to bear with me and seriously consider it Damian: very well Jon: *takes a deep breath* I think we should go on an adventure with our brothers (Kon and Tim) instead of our dads Damian: *visibly vibrating with anger* *deep inhale* ...eXpLaIn Jon: our dads are constantly talking about responsibility and the importance of a well-balanced SuperBat partnership, working together as a single unit and approaching things seriously Damian: they are respected heroes, above reproach in their conduct and two of the three main founders of the Justice League Damian: meanwhile our "brothers", as you say, have a public history of being reckless and idiotic when teamed up together and are regularly involved in inane, useless shenanigans Jon: they would let us ride laser dinosaurs into battle without question Damian: they- Damian: -later- Damian: father Jon and I are going on an adventure with Drake and his clone boy
#jonathan kent#damian wayne#bruce is caught between 'oh thank god Tim and Damian might finally bond'#and 'oh god no Tim and Damian might finally bond'#Tim in the back of the cave like 'we're what now'#and Damian gives him a Look while flicking his eyes towards Bruce#and Tim immediately catches on and rolls with it#'oh right of course must have gotten caught up in reviewing case files my mistake'#'Kon and Jon should be here to pick us up soon let me double check our gear'#he and Damian hammer out an agreement#no insults or attempts at bodily harm#in exchange for finding something with dinosaurs#on earth or in space#and letting Damian and Jon ride them#Kon is just down for whatever Jon wants to do and doesn't hesitate to agree#the mission goes great#they might accidentally unleash laser dinosaurs into San Francisco#but it's fine#they end up helping defeat the villain and they get all of them back where they came from in the end#Tim even talks Damian down to only keeping a small herbivore instead of a velociraptor#since a velociraptor might hurt Damian's other pets#but they have enough forested area on the Wayne Estate that an herbivore is probably fine
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