#oh an ask

[ohlolme]

SFW no. 13, 14 and NSFW no. 1 and 4 for gojohime pls <3

omg thank you for the ask lovely anon <3

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14. Who is the highest maintenance? Does the other mind?

well that’s obvious, Gojo “he was spoiled rotten” Satoru. Listen I just know in he’s a DIVA, but Utahime ain’t any better. The only difference is that Utahime likes to spoil herself, she’d take herself shopping or to her favourite bar, she’d buy herself her favourite cosmetics or clothes, but Gojo? Gojo loves to spoil himself but he loves to be spoiled even MORE!!! the only problem is that he’s picky as hell (canon confirmed thank you gege for that recent bonus comic) so Utahime gets even more annoyed with him, cause it’s hard to satisfy him lol however he actually LOOOVESS whenever she goes out of her to get something for him like sweets or favourite food. he’s just not very good at showing it well… (read as he’d still tease her instead of saying “thank you Utahime!! I love you Utahime!” like any normal person would)

13. Who stays up late? Who sleeps the most? Does the other have to force them to sleep/wake up?

Damn I gotta go with Gojo again. Man is an insomniac alright, whereas Utahime hmm to make things funnier I’d say she sleeps A LOT. This woman loves her beauty sleep, and that’s how we end up in a situation where she always has to force him to sleep and he always struggles to wake her up lol they’re made for each~

BONUS I think we can all agree that Gojo sleeps best when he’s sleeping next to Utahime or has her in his arms :”)) he was actually surprised himself when he realised how easily sleep comes to him when he falls asleep next to her 🥹 alright they make me soft sometimes I’ll admit

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1. How often do they have sex, if at all?

Gojo would do it every day if he could, but man is busy so whenever they can plus Utahime is not always in the mood (she’s a mother of a bunch of problem kids. I bet she has an emotional meltdown every other week)

4. Oddest place they’d have sex?

CAR more specifically Ichiji’s car (Im so sorry my dude 😭) but it was a one time thing only because Utahime hated it (Gojo on the other hand oh he loved it~) but as Utahime declared “it was the most uncomfortable I’ve ever been NEVER AGAIN”

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[haleyusesherwords]

Non-redstoners trying to redstone: the magic of the glowing red ores is one of the great mysteries of the world that few have mastered. But with careful study, observation, and practice I too may be able to harness its powers

Literally anyone trying to use an armor stand: Cleo is a witch and if I touch their spell book I will die or be haunted for the rest of my days by the aftershocks of magic I will never comprehend

[vampiricsheep]

artists rb this with your favorite thing about prev's art-style in the tags

[may12324]

Halsin- Archdruid of the Emerald Grove

[wolfythewitch]

Jon sketch but it’s one of those aus where he becomes a professor post eyepocalypse

[isjasz]

📸📸📸 (screenshot redraws :D)

[dear-ao3]

pov your ex held your collection of thrifted spoons hostage for over a year (not entirely his fault, they got mixed up in his things during a move and you did not realize it, though he did adamantly deny that he had them) and reached out to your roommate on instagram nine months post break up after being thoroughly blocked for several months just to ask if you were still roommates and then to very cryptically reveal that he had in fact found the spoons (among other, mystery items that he did not reveal and you also have no idea what they are) in his car that he had not driven for a year cause he decided to make the worst financial decision of his life and buy a tesla and then tried to coordinate a meet up to drop off said spoons and mystery items which you did not want but you do want your spoons so you told him to either mail it or show up to your place of work when you were not scheduled only for him to entirely miss the point and still try to see you, then you reveal that you do not want to see him so he finally says that he will put on his big boy pants and mail it (though him actually mailing it is entirely unlikely) and also aparently hes gotten a perm since the last time you saw him and it looks terrible

[noodles-and-tea]

I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW LITTLE STAN. hes just a little guy.

MY LITTLE FREE SPIRIT STANLEY!!!!!

[ohlolme]

For Gojohime can I have SFW 9 & 11, and NSFW 9 & 13, pretty please

there you go dear anon!!

SFW

9. Is someone multilingual? Do they try to teach another language to the other? How does it go?

Neither of them is multilingual however when Gojo goes abroad on a business trip he would sometimes catch some local phrases and then repeat them when he’s with Utahime. He’d say something like “you know what French people call it?” and then he’d say the most random phrase that probably has a completely different meaning than what he actually intended to say. Utahime would know, because she would later check it herself.

11. Baths or showers? Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights?

Utahime likes both, but Gojo only takes showers unless Utahime is taking a bath that day then he’d unceremoniously decide to join her. He’d be like “scoot over” and Utahime would just sigh make some room for him. although sometimes she would kick him out, her bath time is one of her favourite rituals she likes to spend this time alone and let the warm bath soothe her mind and soul 😌 that’s why she doesn’t really appreciate when Gojo interrupts her, because it tends to lead to other… activities. (Sometimes she makes him promise to behave, because she’s really not looking forward to cleaning the bathrooms floor later lol)

BONUS and when Gojo does promise to behave, they like share these moments in silence. Although at the beginning Gojo would try to fill the silence with mindless chatter, but Utahime would quickly tell him “no talking” and he’d actually shut up. The peaceful and serene look on her face, while leaning her back against his chest, would catch him off guard, he would turn all of his attention on her and study her face. He’d learn to love those peaceful and quiet moments.

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9. Quickest turn ons? Immediate turn offs?

Oh god for Gojo? At first it was just her voice, cause he liked to imagine how she’d sound like in bed, then it was also her scent because he suddenly got those weird urges to burry his face in her neck, but then she just had to look at him with her big brown eyes and he wanted her at all times. I like to think that he’s actually quite frustrated about it lol. He’s not used to feeling that way and he definitely didn’t expect someone as weak as Utahime to make him feel THIIINNGSSS. And for Utahime mhhh when he’s being vulnerable. Utahime really values personal connection, so seeing Gojo (someone who deliberately isolated and distanced himself from the rest world) being vulnerable with her makes her feel THINGSSS too.

Immediate turn offs? Gojo thought her being weak and all would be a deal breaker for him but welp… that turned out not be the case so none. Utahime’s biggest turn off is when he mocks her or doesn’t take her seriously.

13. Who’s loud? Who’s quiet? Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How?

Utahime’s the loudest, but mostly because Gojo purposely pushes her buttons (she has really pretty moans <3 he loves listening to her voice) Gojo on the other hand likes to talk. He’s a talker, a loud one at that lol but once he’s about to reach his peak he goes quiet, only murmuring and moaning Utahime’s name over and over until he finally comes.

[demaparbat-hp]

What am I doing with my life.

Based on this post by @fattuccini-afraido

[edalynn-ink]

This came to me in a dream

[hinamie]

spiraling

[greghatecrimes]

for the love of god