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The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

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theatre kid (slur)

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the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

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old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

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i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

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Photo and statement by Peter G. Arnold.

"This spring, a friend notified me that there was a family of Burrowing Owls on the eastern edge of Cheyenne. I made a beeline for the spot and was tickled to see that they were still there. This was in late June and the owlets appeared to be close to abandoning their burrows.

For several years I have developed a method of getting close shots of Burrowing Owls using a GoPro camera on a small tripod. I set the camera to take a photo every 5 seconds. Then I leave the site to allow the birds to feel more comfortable coming out of their burrows. The worst part is having to wait for hours to see whether the method produces anything of value. I took this shot on June 28th."

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it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer

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“what was this podcast? it was on my network??”

as someone who listens to the original run of 8bbc from the beginning basically every 3 months (it’s background noise as i fall asleep and then also i will listen at other times), jake is incredibly real for this

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if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

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All of this is correct. No notes.

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Like for real I've been wondering this for a while. I'm pretty sure not everyone has a pyjamas for every night of the week and presumably noone is putting worn pyjamas back in the drawer. Where are you guys putting them?? Under pillow?? Just strewn about bedroom???

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The only two way to solve a Brennan puzzle

(Thank you @haleyusesherwords for pointing this out!)

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maxwell/olethra/freyja threesome when

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Maxwell trying to recruit Freyja to join their search for Comfrey

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Daisuke quite literally will never get away from the sound of the woman that loved him

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the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)