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How many more major historical events must we live through?
I'm tired.
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someone got pissed at my post about how jared implied that sam gave birth to dean jr and it’s just so funny to me like…as if it’s MY fault that jared is a bottom mpreg sam truther (as he should be)
#to each their own of course#but it’s still funny to me#anyways wincest won so hard with this one#like he literally confirmed that they’re canonically fucking#sam winchester#wincest#samdean#spn
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I've been thinking about the tragedy of Elizabeth Woodville living to see the end of her family name.
I don't mean her family with her husband, which lived on through her daughter and grandson. I mean her own.
Her sisters died, one by one, many of them after 1485. When Elizabeth died, only Katherine was left, and she would die before the turn of the century as well.
All her brothers died, too. Lewis died in childhood. John was executed. Anthony was murdered. Lionel died suddenly in the peak of Richard's reign, unable to see his niece become queen. Edward perished at war. Richard died in grieving peace. For all the violence and judgement the family endured, it was "an accident of biology" that ended their line: none of the brothers left heirs, and the Woodville name was extinguished. We know the family was aware of this. We know they mourned it, too:
“Buy a bell to be a tenor at Grafton to the bells now there, for a remembrance of the last of my blood.”
Elizabeth lived through the deposition and death of her young sons, and lived to see the end of her own family name. It must have been such a haunting loss, on both sides.
#(the quote is by Richard Woodville in his deathbed will; he was the last of the Woodville brothers to die)#elizabeth woodville#woodvilles#my post#to be clear I am not arguing that the death of an English gentry family name is some kind of giant tragedy (it absolutely the fuck is not)#I'm trying to put it into perspective with regards to what Elizabeth may have felt because we know her family DID feel this way#writing this kinda reminded me of how I am just not fond at all about the way Elizabeth's experiences in 1483-85 are written about#and the way lots so many of the unprecedentedly horrifying aspects are overlooked or treated so casually:#the seizure and murder of two MINOR sons and the illegal execution of another;#her sheer vulnerability in every way compared to all her queenly predecessors; how she was harassed by 'dire threats' for months;#how she had 5 very young daughters with her to look after at the time (Bridget and Katherine were literally 3 and 4 years old);#how unprecedented Richard's treatment of her was: EW was the first queen of england to be officially declared an adulteress;#and the first and ONLY queen to be officially accused of witchcraft#(Joan of Navarre was accused of her treason; she was never explicitly accused of witchcraft on an official level like EW was)#the first crowned queen of england to have her marriage annulled; and the first queen to have her children officially bastardized#what former queens endured through rumors* were turned into horrifying realities for her.#(I'm not trying to downplay the nightmare of that but this was fundamentally on a different level altogether)#nor did Elizabeth get a trial or appeal to the church. like I cannot emphasize this enough: this was not normal for queens#and not normal for depositions. ultimately what Richard did *was* unprecedented#and of course let's not forget that Elizabeth had literally just been unexpectedly widowed like 20 days before everything happened#I really don't feel like any of this is emphasized as much as it should be?#apart from the horrifying death of her sons - but most modern books never call it murder they just write that they 'disappeared'#and emphasize that ACTUALLY we don't know what happened to them (this includes Arlene Okerlund)#rather than allowing her to have that grief (at the very least)#more time is spent dealing with accusations that she was a heartless bitch or inconsistent intriguer for making a deal with Richard instead#it also feels like a waste because there's a lot that can be analyzed about queenship and R3's usurpation if this is ever explored properly#anyway - it's kinda sad that even after Henry won and her daughter became queen EW didn't really get a break#her family kept dying one by one and the Woodville name was extinguished. and she lived to see it#it's kinda heartbreaking - it was such a dramatic rise and such a slow haunting fall#makes for a great story tho
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He won.
#us politics#us elections#election 2024#2024 presidential election#of fucking course he won#marvel#mcu#avengers endgame
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Okay, but what if Andrew could actually score a goal?
I know, I know, just hear me out! We know that Andrew can bat the ball all the way to the other side of the court ("He swept his massive racquet around in one long swing and hit the ball so hard Neil heard it bounce off the away court wall behind him.")
And we also know that he has crazy good aim when deflecting shots on goal (There are a lot of examples of this, but let's go with "Andrew stopped every shot on goal and bounced a couple rebounds off the strikers' helmets just to rile them further." because I love how much of a little shit he is)
So, if Andrew is strong enough to hit the away court wall and precise enough with his aim to smack multiple players in the head/knees/feet, it's possible he could hit a ball into the other goal, right?
#idk I can see Andrew doing that#like at the Olympics final or some shit#just imagine it#right before the final buzzer#the other team try to break the tie and Andrew's just like bitch you thought#and smashes that shit right into the other goal#no one would be expecting it so it's not like they's have much chance to stop it#because wtf how???#and everyone is just silent for a minute#because wtf is that even a valid point#then they update the score and everyone fucking LOSES IT#and of course Neil has to kiss the shit out of him#because Andrew just scored the goal that won them gold#and it was hot as fuck#Neil's hot for Exy#but he's hotter for Andrew's arms#andrew minyard#andreil#aftg shitpost#all for the gay#aftg#neil josten#all for the game#tfc
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Election rant (plus rant about trump I guess-)
IM GOING TO KILL HIM.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
MY RIGHTS JUST GOT TAKEN AWAY?? WHAT THE FUCK.
GO FUCK YOURSELF REPUBLICANS.
FUCK YOURSELF TRUMP.
GO FUCK YOURSELF REPRESENTATIVES.
MINE AND SO MANY OTHER PEOPLES RIGHTS ARE TAKEN AWAY BECAUSE OF YOU FUCKERS.
POC PEOPLE, WOMEN, TRANS PEOPLE, QUEER PEOPLE.
ABORTION IS BEING ILLEGALIZED,
GENDER AFFIRMING CARE IS BEING ILLEGALIZED.
QUEER MARRIED IS BEING ILLEGALIZED.
EVERYTHING THAT MOST PEOPLE HOLD DEAREST TO THEIR HEART IS BEING ILLEGALIZED .
IM FUCKING MOVING OUT OF THIS COUNTRY IM SO DONE WITH ALL OF YOU TRUMP SUPPORTERS.
I don’t know if any of this makes sense, I’m pissed and tired, and Im sobbing while typing this.
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So I did It
I made a Fusion
And he's ✨magnificent✨
#ohhgod#why am I so attracted to this??#what is it about cheek and jaw bones that make me go absolutely feral???#cis men are a scam#anyway#have a televangelist tv man#now there’s a guy I’d join a cult for#vox hazbin hotel#televangelist vox#hazbin hotel#vox#human vox#1950s#redesign#character design#joel osteen#regardless of the curses i am pretty proud of this one#i wanted to keep his head more square like his screen#and his hair is…….. full of choices#the v in his widow’s peak being one of them#and of course I wanted to make him sharklike#I think I achieved it#the tim burton really popped out w this one#what a man#what a mighty strange man#stop looking at me like that vox or im gonna have to fuck you#there's a damn good reason he won that sexiest man poll#and im looking at it rn#stupid sexy vox#with his suits and his voice and his smile and his slutty slutty waist-
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The problem of riders as big as Marc and Vale is that a part of their fans completely lost their mind. Straight up brain dead people. The difference is that most Vale's diehard fans don't hide the fact that they are awful people and they get criticized for it (as they should). But Marc’s diehard fans… Some of the most hypocritical people ever. How can you base your existence on complaining about how Valentino fans treated Marc and then do the exact same thing to the first person who doesn't spend their days bouncing on Marc's dick like you do. I don't give a shit about who you are fan of. If you don’t have critical thinking skills you are automatically a disgrace for the sport.
#and this isn't even about me being biased#but tell me why they were getting mad at pedro just the other day because he called smarter than the others#like what’s even the thought process behind being able to twist his words so bad to make it sound like he was somehow criticising him#commenting under his post that he can’t speak about marc because marc won 8 wdcs#like…WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT#and MIND YOU#pedro never said anything bad about that man ever#and it doesn’t apply only to pedro of course#anyone who says marc without saying goat right after is a hater in their opinion#these dumb fuck#these people cannot be escaped#they are in every sport but god how i wish they would just shut the fuck up#motogp
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Oh, boy. Really don't wanna get emotional here, but you know, there was a moment there this season where I thought this day wouldn't really come, and, um, I had guys at one point tell me that they'd strap me to their back and carry me on the ice to get me to a thousand, so I love you guys for that. I love going to work with you every day. It's been an absolute pleasure. Love you guys.
#tj oshie#capitals#washington capitals#nhl#nhledit#hockey#hockeyedit#meg.caps#meg.gif#meg.all#he brought up that anecdote about the guys saying they'd strap him onto their backs and carry him if needed multiple times#like that's so...... it meant so much to him that they love him that way. you can just tell he appreciated it more than he could express.#i know i don't shut up about my caps being just. a really strong and cohesive room and he is SUCH a huge part of that.#from the moment he arrived in dc he really became such an emotional cornerstone for this franchise. he was just the piece the group needed.#when they finally got over the hump and won in 2018 it was because trotz could put together two top lines;#one with kuzy centering ovi for explosive offense#and the other with nicke centering tj for the hard matchups; playing responsible defense with a scoring touch#and it's not that other guys didn't play hard. of course they played hard.#but tj always. ALWAYS gives more of himself than he has to give.#you can't play with a guy like that and not do the same. god. fuck. he's so important lol
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#forgot to tag this and accidentally hit post instead of draft#anyway this based of a preg dream i had about a monster preg game show and the main guy in my dream got knocked up w living statue twins#and his belly was always so heavy and low that in the finale everyone was sent into labor during the end of an obstacle course and he won b#bc he was already used to the babies being so low on his hips already that he had an advantage on his fellow laboring contestants#i didnt draw this in the context of that game show but the concept was still interesting enough to me to draw#this guy wasnt in a game show but he did find what he thought was a nude Grecian statue in the forest and despite his better judgement h#he fucked himself senseless on it and then didnt find out til he was pregononte that apparently it was a magical being of stone#and theyre sentient and capable of communicating but insanely slow moving so theyre often mistaken for just regular statues#he gets help from a special foundation that focuses on living statues specifically because holy shit is that how these being are born???#who knows???#mpreg#nbpreg#preg art#mpreg art#monsterpreg#monster preg
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God I hope leftists don't start saying that the election was stolen because that's just stooping to the level of trump supporters.
#of course its already happening#there are multiple explanations for why there was so much hype for Harris and she lost#trump won and it fucking sucks but he did win
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holy mother of christ doomerism is exhausting
#i and some other people are talking with someone in a discord server about the recent Happening#and he is absolutely convinced that we need to stop having hope because desperation is the only way to get people to do anything#and because hope is completely foolish when theres nothing to hope for#...no! fuck off!#of course this shit is bad. its fucking horrific#but claiming that theres nothing to hope for? youre doing the fascists work for them#and telling other people to stop having hope does not in fact make them feel like they can do anything#it makes them feel demoralised and dejected and paralysed with fear#you are allowed to grieve and fear. but stop telling people they should just give up#because the fact is. the fascists havent won the war yet. just this battle#and the only way to make sure they lose the war is to have hope that things can get better and fight to make sure it does#mourn. cry. then get back up and keep fighting#and if youre too tired to fight? dont discourage others from fighting on your behalf#because that is how the bastards win#r
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Actually, now that i think about it... who do yall think would win in a fight? Kyle or kenny?
#Personally i think kenny. But im biased as fuck lol#Every wiki about kenny that mentions combative ability always says that he is the most capable of the boys#And there are several moments in the series that seem to prove this#He took gerald on toe to toe despite being much smaller than him#Same with cartman even though eric was armed with a knife and kenny had nothing#That one time kenny launched himself head first at some enemies#The infamous shuriken incident where his weapon landed dead on target#He seems to be the best with guns (though he mostly uses them on himself lol)#Plus some other stuff i cant remember right now but i know theres more#Also he is immortal so he is more willing to do some things that kyle cant#Im not as fixated on kyle so idk the full extent of his capabilities#I know he is easily goaded into fights. But idk if hes actually good at fighting. He mostly beats up cartman; who isnt physically inclined#Wait post cancelled maybe kyle cut him in half with a chainsaw in pink eye#But then again kenny was a zombie so maybe he wasnt at peak physical condition. His body and mind were decomposed#And some time has passed between then and now so maybe things would turn out differently if the fight had happened today#Post back on i rewatched the scene in pink eye and kenny didnt have any arms lol of course kyle won
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Oh boy I can't wait to get 5 hours of sleep before this gp 🌚
#fernando. im gonna need you to pull out a banger performance today#to make me waking up worth it#hes gonna win the race guys.......#forgot to draw him with a crown but tnats fine because hes gonna win#if not im gonna need to draw myself au comfort art 😭😭😭😭😭#but god i really hope its noy a boring race(for me) cause ill just be morose and pass out for 4 hours#I WANNA BE HAPPY AGAIN 🥺 LIKE ZANDVOORT#hey guys remember that 15 years ago he won from starting 15 place- dont worry about the circumstances behind that#but ugh i guess i try to think about how good his starts are#like p5 wasnt that promising 2 race ago but hey look where we go#*got#sorry but i am kinda just manifesting a ferr//ari fuck-up and me//rc of course#nothing else matters as long as nandos on top 👏👏👏👏👏👏#my mclaren boy isnt even up there either so :((((#MANIFESTING PLEASE#sorry i am tiresd and delusional and am resigning myself to so little sleep 😭😭😭😭#i gotta be positive in some form!#im tired enough that i really am considering praying to my fernando poster HAHAHAHAH 😭😭😭😭#about to kneel down i swear to god#catie.rambling.txt
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Maybe this is because I'm sleep deprived so this post may make no sense but I wonder if gender works differently on the Spiral than it does on earth. Like I wonder if the type of magic you have can influence your sense of identity in any way whether an AFAB girly-girl wizard tries on the 'he/him' pronouns on like a new pair of casual pants on Tuesdays or if something entirely new comes up and it just feels comfy and correct. I once saw a post where it headcanons Dasein to be mirrorgender and I think about that post everyday. Every single FUCKING. Day,
#brought to you by someone who's gender escapes from my jam jar every night to run into oncoming traffic#i like to think there's a gender or genders that's associated with godhood. like imagine specific genders for spider and raven and bartleby#its my personal headcanon that wizards sometimes base their course of study on what magic they feel like#whther they switch primary schools altogether or they just have it as a secondary course of study#like a thaumaturge that feels like a theuragist on some days so they take up Life magic as well as ice#am i trans? i dont fucking know i want to kwep it thay way. let me be unknown#reminder that dyvim's VA is he/any pronouns. we won. we have he/they/she/any dyvim#WAITWAIT imagine if also with magic you can have more than one gender like primary and secondary#what would malorns second gender be. would it be magic based#somebody stop me before i make every single wizard101 character queer in some way#wizard101#w101#wiz101#text posts
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#hear me out: tony's hunger games verse is spicy#lives in district 3 bc tech obviously and his father is Well Liked by the capitol#tony won his games at 15#and of course the capitol tried to use him after for his intellect and lol rip he hated every fucking minute of it#was a complete Problem to them#hello addictions too bc duh#they kill his parents when he refuses to make bombs for them#so he grows up spiteful and angry and by the time of the rebellion oh MAN IS HE FIRED UP AND READY--#tbd
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