offensive defenseman enthusiast and nicklas bäckström appreciator. caps, canucks, willy styles. gifing around the league. occasional graphic designer.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
in my past life as a #womaninsports this one year a kid with the last name that sounded very much like ginuwine led our league in goals and if his team had had any guts they would have made pony his goal song
#if he was on MY team i damn well would have arranged it#anyway he later went to a div i school and shortly after got kicked out for doing well. hard drugs#but anywayyyyy#meg.txtpost#sorry. pony just played and i was struck by the memory like a bolt of lightning
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
Wait. Personality test. Reblog with whether you hate it when someone sings along to the music in the car or you think singing along is cool. Personally, I HATE it.
#does op also kick innocent babies puppies and kittens..... who hates car sing-alongs......#like that's one of the Key Points of a road trip...?
42K notes
·
View notes
Text
hey. do y'all fuck with anime. do y'all fuck with overtly queer coded horror anime with haunting visuals and the coolest most atmospheric eerie sound design. do y'all fuck with one single animator hired to specifically work on viscerally discomfiting supernatural goop. boy have i got a show for you
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
there will be a show with two guys in a fucked up power dynamic that is the core of their relationship and all the posts will be like "i love them but i hate the power dynamic" and all the fic is like "what if there was no power dynamic" or "what if the power dynamic was switched". like okay actually i think the imbalance is fun and awesome. anyone else
#no bc. people are so scared of being canceled nowadays they can’t even admit to themselves the power imbalance makes it YUMMY !!!!#like 🤨 sometimes…… that’s the thing that makes it Interesting… SUE me….
12K notes
·
View notes
Text


64 notes
·
View notes
Text
#you guys would not believe the sheer amount of character plushies i have within arm’s reach at all times#gojo satoru……….. but a long cat……. i think we could get along. if he’s a cat
13K notes
·
View notes
Text
So, you might or might not have other people in the car but no taking turns and swapping drivers. Just you driving for the whole day
#sorry to be american and car centric but i love my long haul road trips.#i’ve done 10+ on my own for my cross country moves and i enjoyed doing it immensely#inherently i enjoy road trips more than getting on a plane or even a train.#although they both have their upsides#but there’s just really something about. the americana of it all when you’re driving lol
5K notes
·
View notes
Text


I'm sorry I played at God :(
it will happen again
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times
50K notes
·
View notes
Text
the best way to be a sports fan is to only think with your heart and never your brain btw!!!! embrace delusion, passion, joy, and whimsy!!!! block out the haters !!!! stare endlessly at pictures of your faves !!!!! never lose hope !!!! remember, every year you can think THIS is your year and who’s to say it isn’t !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1K notes
·
View notes
Note
what is it with MC and WSH that has people being so weird about their peers
i fear the official marketing does not help lol but it’s like. it’s all fine i am glad folks are having fun! i just think it’s silly to think you’re better than other fans who are doing the same thing as you LOL bc what….. you somehow think your guys are ?? morally superior…? hockey fans never learn fr fr it’s crazy we’re always having the exact same discourse over and over again ahahaha
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
just saw the world’s most braindead take on twt (will s.mith hockey fan saying they can’t believe people are babygirl-ifying leno) like. 🤨🤨🤨 holds up mirror
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
me personally i think coaches in the handshake line is fine and very nice BUT i have to respect the psychological warfare paul m.aurice is waging on the tradition-obsessed portions of hockey fans and media like some people are like “he’s taking attention off the players!!” and it’s like…… yeah he probably doesn’t mind that so much LOL he probably kind of likes that side effect
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
i cannot personally imagine a worse place to do hockey fandom than twitter. your tweets get pushed into random algorithms and suddenly straight men are trying to argue with you over your emotional support fourth liner’s stats or your funny joke pic about getting travis konecny pregnant ends up on elliotte friedman’s timeline. people get into for real fights over there that imply there is an actual moral failing if you don’t ship their blorbos and i know this because it shows up on MY timeline. and i don’t even use twitter for hockey stuff the algorithms know juuust enough to blast “there is something ontologically evil about the edmonton oilers�� onto my feed and the tweet has 46k views and 3k quote retweets and at least one person in the replies arguing very seriously that disliking connor mcdavid is due to misogyny in hockey culture. even the people i agree with i disagree with. it’s crazy over there you couldn’t pay me to make a hockey twitter
#well yeah you're on unlocked hockey twitter. that's your problem.#<- yeah. exactly. the kids these days have no fucking decorum or etiquette lmao#and it's ALWAYSSSS someone with a h.ughes brother handle i swear#my twt is not locked mostly bc i used to use it for industry connections ♡ so i do not post about rpf. u see how this works#many many people do NOT see how this works.
386 notes
·
View notes
Text

🫡🫡🫡 l.eonsis put a curse on us btw. didn’t win a game after that lmfao
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
a character who isn't used to being cared for or treated kindly being gently and tenderly cared for for the first time in years or maybe ever. save me
#i straight up trawl the mercyfic tag on ao3 sometimes in search of this.#not used often enough to be an actual tag so it's like. i'm in the trenches
21K notes
·
View notes