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one thing about hockeybloggers is that they love when their tags make someone type 'toronto hockey amulet tavares' into their search engine. it makes them feel powerful, kind of like some sort of magical token or item

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i got the chance to write a bunch of friend fiction for a bunch of friends and am rounding them all up here! includes a couple timestamps & some new fics as well :) hope you enjoy some or all or one of them!

go all the way (matthew/leon, t, marriage bets series, timestamp post stanley cup finals)

The first thing Matthew thinks after they've won is: holy shit holy shit holy shit holyshit. The next thing is: fuck, this thing isn't heavy at all. The thing that comes in a vague, distant third, arriving at three in the morning while he’s watching his parents kiss drunkenly by the kitchen island and Sasha and Sam pass the cup between pool floaties in his backyard, is: Leon’s probably gonna want a divorce, isn't he.

relapse (matthew/leon, e, post-scf, sex pollen, open ending)

Succumbing to a lust curse once is unlucky. Twice is pushing your luck. By the third time Matthew spent a game half-hard in his jock and counting down the seconds until he could drag Leon off the ice, he managed to tell Leon they needed warding charms before dropping to his knees. Leon had choked out an agreement before he came down Matthew’s throat. Then, tonight, they beat the Oilers again—barely, but still—and Matthew walked out of the visitors’ locker room to find Leon lurking in the hallway, wide-eyed and red-faced. And, Matthew managed to note before Leon was yanking him around a corner, without the warding bracelet Matthew had found on Amazon with a 4.7 star rating and a money-back guarantee.

and a star to steer her by (matthew/sasha, t, alternate universe-space, the expanse fusion)

On the outside, the Concolar is a thirty-year-old hunk of junk sewn together with spit and spare parts. One errant chip of lunar ice or debris from a passing ship and she may just decompress or flame up or spin apart into a thousand pieces. That’s just on the outside, though. The inside is where you can see the care in each cobbled-together seam. Where you can notice how smooth she runs, when Sasha and Aaron fix her up and Bob asks her real nice. Where you can see how hard she works to get everyone home. Sasha loves her, of course. You don’t fly a ship like that and not love her.

still had hours (matthew/leon, e, girl!leon series, timestamp after meet me halfway, pwp, overstimulation)

"Coming three times is just fine?" Matthew repeats, crashing to his elbows and crushing her back into the bed. "Jesus. I bet other guys don't get this shit from their girlfriends." "So do better next time," Leon says. - [Matthew and Leon in St. Louis; in Florida.]

shiner (brady/tim, e, pwp, bruising, mild painplay, coming in pants)

"Hey," Brady says. "Let me get a look at that eye."

dick's deluxe (matty/shane pre-relationship, g, visiting seattle landmarks and eating cheap fries)

“Are you sure about this?” Shane asks. “Listen,” Tye says, gesturing at the bright orange neon sign, seemingly immune to the reek of grease that Shane’s been smelling for a block and a half. “It’s a classic, right? We gotta hit up the classics.”

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every time sasha has to score on an empty net i know he’s cursing internally

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my WIFE and his GIRLFRIEND are BITCHES and i LOVE THEM so MUCH!

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i fear more game ejections than points is crazy work. sorry but that player should not be touching nhl ice lmfao. horrid hockey player with no redeeming qualities and i have gone on record before saying it and will continue to do so. hope he gets suspied for 8 games minimum and subsequently gets sent down to the a to never be seen again

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[231226 FIN VS. CAN] macklin celebrini watches a replay and calls goal; the officials confirm and team canada converges to celebrate their youngest member's first goal of the tournament

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reblog to stir prev occasionally

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btw i will ALWAYS pray on peter l.aviolette’s downfall. i won’t forgive him for what he did to MY team MY prospects MY evgeny kuznetsov. “well megan you shouldn’t hope that a man loses his job at christmas time” you might say. and to that i would reply maybe HE shouldn’t have sucked the joy out of the game for half my fucking team. the schadenfreude is currently soooo delicious i can’t lie.

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the real problem with my jersey collection is that i have too many capitals jerseys for the one (1) time they come to dallas in a season. i have got to move back to the dmv

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guys i watched dylan s.trome score right in front of me it was so exhilarating

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can’t reblog that what is the lowest level of hockey you’ve attended poll bc i have qualms with the ontological structure used

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i have entered my hobonichi era. please clap for me

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you had me at hello, mhairi mcfarlane

bruce bennett / bruce bennett / bill wippert / scott audette / dave sandford / patrick mcdermott

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this has kind of been the season of Downfalls so far i'm obsessed... swayman said fuck it and gave up 💥 avs have the kind of vibe you only see in groups of plane crash survivors when the starvation is starting to turn everyone against each other 💥 stamkos traded and tampa is mid 💥 rangers doing god knows what 💥 the tides are shifting... power is waning... and that power is being transferred to who? dylan strome.