#and everyone is just silent for a minute

[bisexualchaosdemon]

Okay, but what if Andrew could actually score a goal?

I know, I know, just hear me out! We know that Andrew can bat the ball all the way to the other side of the court ("He swept his massive racquet around in one long swing and hit the ball so hard Neil heard it bounce off the away court wall behind him.")

And we also know that he has crazy good aim when deflecting shots on goal (There are a lot of examples of this, but let's go with "Andrew stopped every shot on goal and bounced a couple rebounds off the strikers' helmets just to rile them further." because I love how much of a little shit he is)

So, if Andrew is strong enough to hit the away court wall and precise enough with his aim to smack multiple players in the head/knees/feet, it's possible he could hit a ball into the other goal, right?

[justaz]

merlin is used to making up excuses on the spot when cornered regarding anything from magic to treason to murder and like usually gets away with it although his pride is a little bruised or sometimes he’s dragged before the king and arthur is exasperated but says he’ll handle it and does so by ordering merlin to muck out the stables or whatever other meticulous or nasty chore as punishment. however, after spending four days straight fighting off assassination attempt after mythical beast after assassination attempt and then being scolded for spending days in the tavern, merlin gets caught lacking and two guards are looming over him with the weapons held threateningly while questioning him. for some fucking reason, merlin and his sleep deprived brain hand over the de bois family sigil and the guards back off like immediately. merlin takes advantage of this cheat code as much as possible. it gets to the point where he blatantly uses magic in front of everyone and then flashes the sigil to get away with it

[bumblingbabooshka]

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[torchickentacos]

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Lmao wait hold on....

Bart is just... nonstop glaring at him... the entire time. Bart is the only one who doesn't speak. Everyone else is talking and asking questions and making plans and Bart is just.... staring him down.

Everyone else is listening to Don's backstory like 🥺😔😭 and Bart is a barely controlled seething ball of rage.

My best guess? He knows it's BS and he's debating ratting Don out.

[the-mighty-glow-cloud]

watched the substance last night and. hoo boy. that was a TRIP (spoilers in tags)

[vriendenboekjes]

this morning i went to a close-by public workout thing. like a tiny playground but it sucks. because i wanted to try a harder pullup variation. let me tell you i don't know how to behave there. when i arrived there was someone there already so i waited on a bench scrolling on my phone until they were gone (it's my first time i need to build up confidence) and then when i was busy another guy came and i just said "morning" to him and he said it back and then we did our thing in silence. and then a dad and daughter (about 4 years old i think) came so i also said morning to them and then a little later i left because i was done.

other than that ive been super horizontal today. needed that 👍

[vyragosa]

is it full moon why was today so specific a line cook acted like a boytoy today too

[pinkmirth]

i can’t even look at satoru right now . . .

[leejeann]

So I’m American and therefore never experienced study halls for gcse specifically, but we did still have yearly standardized testing from like 3rd grade onward and these study hall scenes that are almost silent aside from the teacher loudly breaking the silence to announce something or get on to someone for whispering are giving me flashbacks to all of them lmao

(CRTs, EOIs, AP exams, the ACT, hate that)

[izzy-b-hands]

If ur waiting on a reply from me (and i know a couple of folks are rn) thank u for ur patience in waiting. I'm working on typing things up but today is just. idk how to put it but i keep winding up grumpy and my replies i feel are suffering for it. Pls know i do wanna chat and exchange ideas, I'm just trying to make sure the Grumpasaurus Rex side of my brain that's v loud today isn't mucking them up before i send them 🫂🫂❤️❤️

[lilgynt]

weaponizing autism by putting on hannibal so when my dad asks questions about it i literally can’t get mad

[debruyne]

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[ccrv-7]

watching spies are forever with my friends and about half the people here just got lost looking at curts tits as soon as he took off his jacket

[sweet-as-kiwis]

Never before have I turned in negative peer reviews. The time has finally come.