#KYAAAA I LOVE KNOWLEDGE

[rose022]

you ever get so giddy thinking about education and learning?

[eusyram]

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(previous follow post here)

♡ powers

dazzling looks, lovable personality, boyfriend hunting

regeneration ability that can heal large wounds quickly (limited immortality)

fortune force field (can steal all good luck in 5ft radius around self)

♡ mannerisms

eternal optimist, young and always ready to fall in love, crushes on anyone and everyone that's nice to her (special weakness for princely types), incredible tunnel-vision when it comes to who's right (it's her of course!), confident, easily jealous, blushes easily

defies place, time, and logic to be always graceful, dainty, delicate, super super girly (kyaaaas~ come pre-installed), but also packs a mean kick if needed, elements of a purity sue mixed with eldritch abomination

being a mary S.U.E. suppresses the influence of yidhra in her body which typically takes the symptoms of obsessive, all consuming love (and the appetite to match)

keywords: sunshine, sparkles, rainbows, LOVE

♡ memories

an ever-expanding infinite collection of love stories with her as the star, each concluding in a variety of dramatic, happy, or tragic endings. as expected, everyone in them loves her.

knowledge and memories of her homeworld ▢▢▢▢▢ (THE LAND OF MARY SUE), not recommended to delve in too deeply as it may induce insanity in host.

+ select isola radiale memories including 1 ex-husband, 1 ex-daughter, 2+ ex-boyfriends, Boyfriend Carnival gaming skills (she's in the top 3% of players), etc.

♡ icons

yeah i got all the dobatos u need >:)

[veiledsilver]

Top five moments you've felt like the universe was messing with you.

Oh boy everyone get ready this is a long list. In descending order, from mildly funny looking back on it to "oh god oh shit oh fuck":

5. Catfishing: College Edition

In 6th grade, I decided to apply to colleges early to see how they were like. I was scared that if they knew I was too young, they'd arrest me. So I created a gmail account as my persona, a white 12th grader named Emilie Alexander. Emilie was planning to go into nursing, dating a high school linebacker named Kyle Kenderson, and deathly allergic to bee stings. If she even came near a bee, she would die.

This part was of the utmost importance.

See, I was constantly paranoid that one day, the jig would be up- I might forget that my fake last name was Alexander. Or the college dean might come knocking at my door and tear up my home in his mad search for Emilie. If that happened I would fake her tragic death, presumably caused by one big fucking bee.

I secretly collected my information. What nearby states were the prettiest to visit. Which colleges were the safest and most affordable. How often they held courses that I liked. In my emails with colleges I tried to sound as mature and professional as possible.

Then, one day, a college member asked me what high school I was in, so they could check my records.

My blood froze.

It was time to bring out the bee.

In response to their question, I sent an email that was like this:

"Dear Mr. McLaughlin, I was a proud graduate of- ugh! Ah! Kyaaaa! Uwaa! W-w-what's this... huge goddamn bee doing here?! Eek, pardon my foul language! It's just that, as I told you earlier, being stung by a bee would kill me.... and now it's stung me thrice (three times)!!

What do I do?! I can't die... I've always wanted to attend your beautiful college...

But this is... the end...

Mr. McLaughlin...

*looks at you sadly*

Tell... my mother... I loved her...

*dies*"

He never responded, probably because he was rendered speechless, but I never touched that account again.

My private gmail for fun stuff like tumblr still has "Alexander" as a surname, though.

4. Wild and Authentic

Alright. Alright. So. My art teacher in middle school.

Right off the bat, they endeared themselves to the tumblr art kids- they proudly used they/them pronouns, dyed their hair vibrant colors, deeply encouraged OC creation, and was chill with any art style even if it was anime. Mx. Mason was very cool, except for one thing.

We had complete artistic freedom when it came to their assignments, EXCEPT FOR ONE THING.

Drumroll, please.

Take a deep breath if you must.

Ready?

...

Cats had to have extremely distinct whisker pores.

YES, they believed that modern depictions of cats were too streamlined. Too... idealized. As a cat owner themselves, they were convinced that society's vision of cats did not do their feral feline ancestors justice. In making their faces flawlessly smooth-furred, we were stripping the cat of its true nature.

I found this out the hard way, when I was drawing warrior cats fanart for class (it was of Firestar cuddled in the arms of an orange haired anime catgirl who was his reincarnation in my first ever comic series, Warriors Neko Desu! ♡ Heart Academy Dokidoki).

Mx. Mason came over to look at my magnum opus, and I expected them to have their socks knocked off at my artistic talent. They lifted up my drawing for all to see, and I smugly leaned back in my seat.

Only for them to launch into a passionate lecture about how, in neglecting to draw whisker pores on cats, I was DENYING THIS FICTIONAL CAT OF ITS WILD AUTHENTIC SELF.

My friends absolutely lost it when I told them this story, and there was a period of time when all our discord nicknames were wild and authentic too.

As for Firestar and his counterpart Hoshineko Orenji-chan, I never did give them wild authentic whisker holes, but that's to be expected of a kittypet, I guess.

3. Stan Jungkook Or Whatever

A couple years ago, my family and I flew to Seoul, South Korea, to visit our relatives and teach me more about my heritage. It was very nice! I got to visit shrines and festivals and palaces, and I was in awe that this was what my ancestors had once seen in their daily lives.

Then, when we went to the modern side of Korea, I realized just how much I didn't fit in.

It was clear that I didn't know how to act, or how to speak Korean, and I spent my days fumbling around and getting scammed multiple times by salesmen. But I clowned myself the most... during an interactive event with kpop stars.

They had this experimental event where holograms of the boys would sing onstage and dance in place of the actual idols. Before the show began, girls could stand in booths that scanned their appearances, and holograms of THEM could dance onstage with the hologram boys.

I didn't know this.

When Cousin Ae-cha told me to step inside one of the machines, I thought I'd be hilarious and stand backwards, so it would scan the back of me instead of my front. As I walked out, I saw other girls putting on their best makeup, cutest clothes, and most expensive accessories, and I slowly realized that I was in danger.

But the danger didn't come until halfway through the concert, where the boys looked eagerly off-stage and a holy staircase appeared and all the hologram girls descended from heaven. There were cherry blossoms. There were roses. There was me, among the crowd of beautiful airbrushed girls, walking backwards.

I felt the judgemental gazes of twenty girls and their mothers.

Each boy danced with a girl, who got a cute animated moment with special effects, and sang about how they found a dream girl to have a true love romance with. Finally, all the girls vanished except one, and it was me.

One of the boys didn't dance with any girls, and now he was all alone in the rain, feeling dejected that HE did not find his true love girl to have a dream romance with. Then the rain stopped, the sun came out, and I emerged. Still backwards.

He was thrilled and sang about how my face (that he didn't see) stole his heart, and now everyone in the audience was giggling, and he slowly brought me very close to kiss me... but because I was backwards, his nose was cutely nuzzling my hair.

The audience members- at least the adults- were now laughing their asses off. His lips met the back of my head, and together we vanished into the wind.

I'd say I couldn't show my face there ever again, but I never did show my face, so... hm...

2. Horrid Little Temptress

If I wasn't a minor, I'd need a drink before starting this story. Sadly, I cannot drown my sorrows- and neither should you after you hear this, because it's only fair.

Mrs. Appleby was my Spanish teacher in like, 9th grade. Even the wild and authentic art teacher thought she was insane. Appleby forced kids to brew tea for her and yelled at them when they didn't get it right, and I thought she had a chronic squint until I realised she just did that to mock me and my Asian eye-folds. She forced us to watch Dora the Explorer to "absorb knowledge." Everyone fucking hated Mrs. Appleby.

But the worst thing she ever did... was during the school festival.

See, whenever she's angry, she zooms right into kids' faces to scream at them. Her wrinkled flesh would blot out the goddamn sun and all you see are her bloodshot yellow eyeballs so victims just stayed rooted to the spot like cornered animals or something similar. This is important.

Because when she was sampling her own brownies (read: hoarding them so no one else could eat them), one parent foolishly decided to grab one and she thought it was a student and she grabbed his wrist so hard she could've nearly snapped it and... and... zoomed into his face.

Except she underestimated his height and kissed him by accident, but it was more like her mouth was sucking in his face like a vacuum.

His wife was shrieking like an ape. His kid, my classmate, saw his social life flash before his eyes.

In her defense, she did not mouth to mouth with him on purpose and afterwards she cried in the bathroom and when I foolishly followed her in to comfort her, because I am a teacher's pet through and through, she snatched the paper towels I got for her and wailed that she was a-

A-

HORRID LITTLE TEMPTRESS.

If I had decided to not be kind, I never would've heard that string of fucking words. But I did. And I paid for it dearly. The end.

1. Violence IS The Answer, Sometimes

Thomas, my dearly detested.

Back in sixth grade, I used to have a crush on him because he had the surfer boy look with nicely tanned skin and pale blond hair and the clearest aquamarine eyes I've ever seen. He also liked surfing and swimming. He seemed like the perfect little trophy waifu except for one absolute dealbreaker.

He and his parents were extremely conservative and so, when I told him I liked him, his response was basically "haha no you're a [slur] and would probably eat my dog."

I was horrified and ran away to cry. But then, by the next day, I decided I needed to punish him. Thomas walked in before class started and I was waiting for him with these hands. I kicked him so he doubled over, slammed his face into his chair's seat, and quickly clambered on top of him to SIT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. He started shaking and twitching and trying to pry me off, but eventually he went limp and stopped moving.

I thought he fell asleep, but Mohammed, another classmate who was bullied by Thomas, told me that Thomas might never wake up again (not that he was very sad about this. I didn't know until later, but Thomas said slurs at him too).

While I was sitting on the guy, he'd straight up passed out from the lack of oxygen.

Screaming and crying, I told our homeroom teacher that Thomas suddenly fainted, and she was the type of Caucasian that thought all little Asian kids were sweet and innocent, so it didn't even cross her mind that? It might've been me? Who sat on his head when she walked in?

He was sent home early that day. I had to go to a different school next year because Thomas's mom threatened legal action. The only reason I didn't get punished further was because my rich cousins out-Karen'd her and donated a huge amount of money to the school to keep them quiet.

Anyway, I never did anything that insane ever again, because something like that is enough for a lifetime. My cousins made it clear they would never back me up again. I was sure this whole event would be put behind me, too.

But last fall, during my first day of online learning... who did I see in my zoom meeting... BUT THOMAS! I had my mic and camera off, but the moment he saw my name, his face went pale. His soul would've left his body, but then it would've gone to hell, so it wisely decided to stay inside.

Still, out of shame and embarrassment, I never turned my camera on for the rest of the school year.

[yumapii]

[Event Story] FRIENDSx7DAYS [7/18]

Parts 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18

Mamoru: Good afternoon fellow students of Shinonome Academy! I’m Hodo Mamoru, President of the Press Club here to support your bright and vigorous school lives. Because of Representative Board Chairman Saruwatari’s sudden “Handsome Men, 3 Point Contest”, the tension right now is explosive!

Rintarou: Rascals, are you handsome men? I am Shinonome Academy Student Council President, Kuma Rintarou… “Kumarin” for short ☆

Rintarou: The first round, Gentleman Showdown, will be hosted in my dream. Let’s assess how sharply these guys can escort a woman, okie?  

Kiichi: Then I will now announce the first challengers! Please come to the stage if your name is called.

// A nerve wrecking moment.

In a flash the regular lights go out and colourful spotlights start dancing about the audience. //

Kiichi: Social standing, lineage, familial connections, all those things mean nothing on the stage! With true skill, he’s made it this far by himself on his own efforts, Black Dorm’s mood-maker, Nito Senri-kun!

Senri: Us already?!

Kiichi: There is no mystery that can’t be solved. The extolled Special Course entrant. With unparalleled problem solving abilities, he completely saw through the intentions of the exam setter, deducing his way to full marks with overwhelming originality, the former detective, Shishimaru Takaomi-kun!

Takaomi: How tiresome…

Kiichi: No fault can’t be fixed with a solid kick! This man has crossed all of America with his trusty old companion. The Bounty Hunter who’s hard at work earning money for his family, Dylan Ales-kun!

Dylan: I just have to do this.

Kiichi: Living in the deep forests of Switzerland, a boy wrapped in a mysterious fog that you might mistake for a missing person. A wandering spirit whose destination is unknown. The lone wolf who doesn’t stick with people, Judah Baal Aversa-kun!

Judah: …..

Mamoru: The first group to be selected is the buzz of the town, with the two exchange students, they are the Multinational Team! When you speak of foreigners, they’ve got an image of handling ladies well but is that really the truth?!

Yosuke: And the opposing team will be announced by me. Okay, Hanabusa~ Ushiwaka~ Mikekado~ Asagiri~

// To match his flat beyond imagination delivery, the lights also shone without fanfare but in the next moment-- //

Mamoru: Wh-wha-wha-what-what?! The school, no Japan, no it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say the world, at the name of the most atrocious feminist, Hanabusa Yanagi, the venue is about to erupt!

Yanagi: Haha, well when it comes to girls, I more or less have knowledge I suppose.

Minato: I’m good at giving hugs~

Mikage: Hmm~ I’m better at making them cry, I guess.

Shion: sigh

Mamoru: Battling the forces of an unreasonable society by the sheer power of his face alone, the unfairness of being handsome! The model Ushiwaka Minato and-

Mamoru: An aura of languidness, he’s been given the title of investor since he was conceived! Playing with stocks as if it a toy, perhaps he’s addicted to them?! Asagiri Mikage!

Mamoru: And the final nail in the coffin! Possessing the daintiness of a girl, and an exceptional singing voice, his whimsical nature turns from hostile to kind, and you can’t your eyes off him, Mikekado Shion!

Female Students: Kyaaaa!

Mamoru: It’s like these men were born to compete in the Gentleman Showdown. There is no need for further affirmation, the Multinational Team is in a pinch!

Dylan: They’re super popular.

Yanagi: Please go easy on us.

Female Student: Good luck, Yanagi-kun!

Female Student: Minato!

Senri: Th-they’re strong!

Rintarou: Nyahaha! Both teams ready? Then let’s go!

// Rintarou put on the Heart Yume Mic and the surrounding began to change…

An elegant space where a grand fountain flows. It was the scene of a high class hotel lobby. //

Rintarou: YKP ( Yay / Tonight’s / Party night ) ☆ 

Rintarou: This is the setting! A good investor friend of yours is holding a party to celebrate his 60th birthday! You are to perfectly escort your fabulous partner, who hails from London, and demonstrate your Gentleman powers for all to see!

Shion: Partner?

Minato: Are we supposed to escort Shion-chan?

Takaomi: That would be unfair.

Rintarou: Fu fu fu… The anticipated Princess is here! Come on!

Jin: Escort me.

Takaomi & Dylan & Senri: ?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mikage: lmao

// The moment Mikage let out a laugh, a large illuminated board appears over the participant’s heads, and on that display numbers were moving furiously. //

Mamoru: Oh?! The team led by Hanabusa-kun, Team Pheromone, received negative points right at the opening! Their current points are at -200. What is the meaning of this?!

Male Student: Anyone who scoffs at Jin-sama’s crossdressing appearance is unfit to be called human…

Female Student: There’s no way someone can laugh at Jin-sama! ! !

Mamoru: Ju...just like that, the votes from the Regular Students are rolling in left and right.

Senri & Takaomi: ( … A little longer and that would have been us. )

Mikage: Oh dearie me, I’m sorry, but it’s even more impossible not to laugh at that sudden appearance, no?

Shion: The worst.

Yanagi: But the match is just beginning.

Jin: Escort. Me.

Yanagi: Let’s go. We can’t keep our lovely Sweetie waiting.

Minato: Yup~

Jin: …..

Yanagi: Sorry to keep you waiting, My Sweet Sugar Queen. For you are too ethereal that I mistook you for a Charles Mallerin* Fairy and was late to approach. Do forgive me. Now then, I offer my hand. To be beside you, whose beauty and brilliance knows no equal, that must surely be every man’s pride.

Female Students: Yanagi-kun~ ~ ~! My Prince~ ~ ~!

Mamoru: As expected of Hanabusai-kun! After escaping countless bloodshed, he has polished this skill with his very life, his escort technique is the real deal! The points are rolling in! From -200, Team Pheromone have suddenly shot up to 18,000 points!

Dylan: For real?!

Judah: As it stands we will lose.

Yanagi: Shall we go? Oh watch your step.

Senri: This is bad! We can’t win against them~

Takaomi: tch We gotta look for some kind of opening to attack from…

// However… //

--

* charles mallerin is a type of rose, so yanagi called jin a flower fairy

[jokertrap-ran]

A3! (Act! Addict! Actors!)  Sakoda Ken April Fools SSR【The New Host Of April 1st】 『Welcome to ClubMANKA1!/ 3』

*Spoiler free: Translations will remain under cut *Name will remain as my normal ( ラン )

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

Customer: I wonder if we should order another bottle of champagne?

Customer: I’ll add that to the list then. You can order some chicken or some cake too if you like.

Sakoda: Wow! That table over there has lots of super bubbly customers!

Sakyo: The both of them transferred here from our rivaling shop “ClubGOD”.

Sakyo: They can do up more sophisticated and through customer servicing together as they both play the role of “The No.1 Host"—

Sakyo: Anyway, the one who doesn’t bother hiding his intentions to become popular’s Nanao. His selling point being his straight-forwardness.

Sakoda: Not hiding his desire to become popular…?

Sakyo: Honestly is also something that comes in handy as a host once in a while.

Tasuku: Won’t you show that lovely face of yours to me more often by my side? If that’s possible, I’d like it if in the only one being reflected in those beautiful eyes of yours…

Tasuku: I want to see you tonight, even if it’s within the confines of a dream. I wish to learn more about you and you about me.

Tasuku: I can’t help but be selfish when it comes to you…It must be because you’re so attractive.

Customer: Haa…Tasuku-kun…How wonderful…

Taichi: Eh!? You’re saying that I’ve become cooler than before!? Yaaay!! Oh no, I’m really super duper happy!!

Taichi: I’ll continue aiming to be the king of popularity!! I’ll say it again next time with my favourite type in hand~!

Sakoda: (Hosts…are really in-depth!)

Sakoda: (Hm…? From what I can see, that person over there seems really plain, appearance and all…)

Tsumugi: I see a beautiful flower growing in a place like this. Grow bigger…become beautiful…

Tsumugi: Hehe, what a beautifully smiling flower… Won’t you show me more of that smile of yours?

Guest: kyaAAA…Tsumugi-kun…!

Sakyo: The gesture of watering the customers. That’s the gardening-type host, Tsukioka’s, speciality.

Sakyo: Even though he looks like that, he actually holds a long record for being a host. He takes care of the younger hosts as well but he’s hiding something behind that smile of his.

Homare: The thumping and the fluttering of my heart’s ballad~ My strawberry to which we both get drunk on with our memories in tow.

Homare: Ahh, you’re just like an Ukelele today…The dawn of spring, Milan, Bono, Onomatopoeia…

Customer: Homare-sama…! I don’t know if you’re praising me or you’re saying something else; I honestly have no idea but I’m totally enjoying it…!

Hisoka: …zzz…zzz…

Customer: Hisoka-kun’s sleeping face is just so angelic…! I will contribute another bottle to this beautiful sleeping face!

Hisoka: Mmn…thanks…Please have another…zzz…

Sakyo: Arisugawa has lots of customers who’re euphoric with his poems but Mikage also earns while he’s sleeping.

Sakoda: He earns just by sleeping!?

Azuma: It’s really lively in here with the buzzing if everyone’s collective voices. How about we talk in a quieter area?

Azuma: It’s alright, I’ll heal you in comfort…So let’s go to a place where we can be alone together, okay?

Sakoda: Wait, t-that person over there, isn’t it still business hours? He just went out with the customer…

Sakyo: It’s how he usually is. Yukishiro’s the sleep together- host. He earns a lot from the Afters and has aqquired lots of customers to boot.

Sakoda: !?!? There are so many different types of hosts out there that I’m kinda, confused…!?

Sakyo: And then…There are 2 others who are going to be sent out on the floor soon together with you.

Sakyo: Someone who’s just like a little brother to me, a host with abundent knowledge about make-up and the world’s first Android host.

Sakoda: Hmm, I see. I don’t know what’s what anymore!!! T-They’re all so outstanding…!

Ran: Good morning.

Sakoda: Huh…? A girl…?

Sakyo: Oi, why are you here? It’ll spell trouble if Usui finds out that you’re here.

Ran: B-Because you told me that you managed to scout another new host and I was curious…

Sakoda: Ah, I-I’m called Sakoda!

Ran: Oh, I haven’t introduced myself yet. I’m the daughter of the current owner of this place.

Sakyo: She’s going to be the next owner.

Sakyo: She’s also the one who managed to pull out the traits and hide the weaknesses of all the hosts here.

Sakoda: R-Really!?

Sakyo: I only because the No.1 host here because she thought up an entirely new genre of hosts: the sermon-type.

Sakoda: The sermon-type host…amazing…!

Ran: Sakoda-san, what kind of host do you want to be?

Sakyo: You’ve seen the many ways of how a host earns a living here today. How will you fight? On this battlefield known as the host club…

Sakoda: ……!!

Sakoda: I…I…Can’t use many techniques like all my seniors out there but…

Sakoda: But! I wish to return the favor of big bro Sakyo picking me up!

Sakoda: Please, Nee-san! Please let me bloom in this host club…!!!

Ran: Sakoda-san…!

Ran: You can leave it to me. I’ll definitely make you go into full bloom here at MANKAI…!

Sakyo: —Listen well, we’re going to go round the customer’s place today, and then…

Sakoda: ……

Sakyo: Oi, what are you blanking out for?

Sakoda: Wha—! Y-Yes! I’m sorry!!

Sakyo: Honestly, for crying out loud…What’s wrong? Something on your mind?

Sakoda: Well, no…I can’t remember the context of it but I feel as if I had a dream this morning…

Sakoda: You’re talking about your dreams? How ridiculous…

Sakoda: But I really feel like it was an amazing dream!

Sakyo: Putting that aside, you were supposed to be wearing a suit for today’s errand.

Sakoda: Oh, yeah! Right!

Sakyo: Do you actually have a well-fitted suit on you?

Sakoda: !?

Sakyo: If you’re alright with it, I was thinking of handing you my old one since I don’t wear it anymore.

Sakoda: C-C-C-Could that possibly be a leopard print shirt with a chrysanthemum corsage on it…!?

Sakyo: Huh? Leopard print?

Sakyo: …‘Course not, you idiot.

Sakoda: O-Of course not, it can’t possibly be!! Ahahahaha…!

[ianmoonestuff]

PILE ASIA TOUR IN MALAYSIA[WHOLE DAY COVERAGE]

I PROMISED TO MYSELF THAT I’M GONNA POST IT AFTER I GOT BACK!!!! But my browser crashed, I didn’t save it and my body was already taking their toll so..yeah. This post will be extremely long and blogging style. So take your time to read and brew a coffee or something.

UPDATE: -Q&A Corner videos -Removed the video(it was copyrighted and we managed to take it down eventually, sorry for late edit)

It was not a great start. I woke up at 8am(blame the hype!!) but still managed to get a cab at 9am. And as you can see I had to take a train first then changed to LRT to get there. Also as you can see, since this was not in Japan, it is typical for the train to arrive a bit wee late.

Then off to LRT.

Got to stop at Sentul Station since it was the only station located quite near to the HGH Convention Hall.

Haha now there was something nice to look at for this sore eyes. This banner was made by us the Malaysia’s Love Liver.

Redeemed my ticket there.(FRONT ROW FTW!!!)

If you ask me was it packed? I would say ma~ ma~ or so-so since it was still early in the morning and the first session was Meet and Greet so not a lot of people shows up actually. I’ll talk about it later at the end of the post.

HERE WAS PILE SAMA’s FLOWER STAND!!

Thanks for all the contributors for making our project a success! Notice my name there, I goes as KEI in real life.

Also the Callbook! Sponsored by Love Liver Malaysia.

Before I proceed to the Meet and Greet session. Please do understand that I didn’t took any pictures since I had to respect her agency/organizer’s wishes and SO DO YOU.

The session started off with a Q&A Corner and from there I learned a lot about her. Like..A LOT!

-She ate chinese dish called daikonmochi here in Malaysia(hmm...) -When she’s tired, she love to play with her dog and watch some movies(fun fact: she bought a leek so that she can pretend to use it as a lightsaber www) -She hate wearing contact lenses.(?) -Her favourite colour is Pink despite her room is Blue. -She interested to do a collaborative work with other singers/bands but she thought that she got a lot of things to improve so she hold that for awhile(aww a Kouhai admiring her Senpai) -This one making me really interested. She describe some people here in Malaysia quite...’Mysterious’. Haha I really indeed understand this and I really do. You guys probably know that the main religion here in Malaysia is Islam and majority of the people are muslims. So she was probably having like a ‘culture-shock’ or something when she saw the women here wore scarf(or tudung we called it here) covering their head. Haha you learned a lot now PILE-chan.

Next was a Game Session. Contain 3 games: Batsu Maru(simply X and O), Green or Red and Janken(Rock-Paper-Scissor). Noticed that all the games are basically gamble type :D

So Batsu Maru was consist of PILE’s trivial question that test your knowledge about her. I’m not a big fan of PILE so I already expected to lose here. If you got it correct you need to stand up and for those who lost need to sit down. It goes on until we get 2/3 of the people. Did I win?

NO.

Next would be Green or Red. Simply use your card like above and guess what was the colour of the ball that PILE draws. As usual it keeps on going until a few people left. Did I win?

NO but have been volunteering for 3 years in ACG event and I knew the tricked behind that draw box. *wink**wink*

Last would be Janken against PILE herself. Unfortunately for any game session like this with guest star, there is no such thing as draw. So you will consider as lose eventhough you are ‘draw’. Did I win?

NO.

BUT! Thanks to PILE-chan’s generosity, we still have a chance at Lucky Draw!! I believe in GOD that my luck was beside me. So did I win?

YES MOM!! MMMMMMGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! KYAAAAAA!! KFJHDSFJSBFANFJWEOIRN!!!

The other will received the same Polaroid picture with PILE-chan herself. (OMG HER FASHION SENSE!! MMMMMMMMGGGGHHHH)

Other than that was PILE-chan’s New Year postcard.

This part was during Concert Session. As I said before I won’t post anything that violate the organizer/agency wishes. They even said it there on the screen. CAN YOU EVEN READ?!? I wish they did this on other live concerts though.

Here are my summaries during the concert; -The concert was a BANG!! -BURNING!(https://www.instagram.com/p/BPiLLqKgY-C/) Like literally because I was at VIP seat and those fire effect was like infront of me. But that was nothing for PILE as she was more closer during that time. -PILE DANCING INFRONT OF ME!!! KYAAAA!! -HANABI SONG IS THE BEST!! Especially the calls(PILE CHAN!!) -She impressed that we understood her Japanese well. -There was this funny moment where when she said that it would be the last song, all of us were like “EEEEEHHH?” She shocked that every single of us respond it that way which is kinda funny to her. She still insisted of saying it and again we respond with “EEEEHHH?” that lead to her saying “いやいや序段じゃなくて…” www -Bringing us back our Love Live moment by singing それは僕たちの軌跡, . Showing us that µ's is still in our heart...forever. -Kudos to PILE’s guitarist. He’s awesome with his guitar performance. Almost got a chance to shake his hand though T_T

The rest of the post would be some pictures I took and from other sources and my point of view.

PILE did some prayers hoping for the concert to go smoothly and same goes for her guitarist~ (Awwww~)

I had to buy another KB just for her event.(D.E.D.I.C.A.T.I.O.N)

But still I forgot about this lightstick. My hands were full of KB! What do you expect?

And that was it. Hoping to attend more concerts after this(...and expecting my wallet-kun to burn)

So here are my opinions, do note this is my PERSONAL opinions. So do take it with a grain of salt;

-The venue is kinda in-the-middle-of-nowhere. Sure extra mark goes for the hall and the facilities(those washroom was like being inside a michelin-rated kinda washroom...literally) but it was surrounded with housing areas and school beside the venue?(not just a normal school though, PM me if you wanna know) But overall was amazing and so far no unnecessary incident happen.

-Number of people. I dunno how should I describe it. Kinda disappointed actually. There were still empty seats left. But I pretty much understand it why. Not all of people know who PILE is. You cannot expect a large fanbase to turn up if you did a concert on a secluded areas. You wont get the right answer if you ask some random aunts in Malaysia whether they know who is PILE. Good thing her japanese fanbase were here too though but still not enough. Somehow, I thought something not great inside PILE’s mind during her appearance last night based on her face. It really troubles me for awhile but the least I could did just giving my best in cheering her up. I hope that she didn’t cry or disappointed because of us. We have done our greatest to spread the word but...*sigh*  

-The dark thing about marketing field Personally I prefer for PILE to sing her song ONLY. I want to watch PILE as...PILE. I’m kinda sad to hear some people just came hoping for Love Live songs. This happened to other artist and other countries as I received a rumor of certain LLiver sent email to certain organizer stating that he/she was quite disappointed because of lack of LL songs. I wish I can hit you somehow. I understand that Maki helped PILE in her music industry. She was the one who helped her to raise back up after falling for quite some time. But again like I said I want to see PILE as PILE. But in the end, it all depends on the marketing strategy, fans and PILE herself. I still enjoyed the LL songs like usual though. You guys don’t want to see me in LLiver mode though...kinda scary. She sang Darling(not Daring), それは僕たちの軌跡、愛してるばんざい(updated) and Snow Halation and yeah we did the usual light stick switching from white to orange.

-PILE’s fashion sense and her dancing skill I...I don’t know what to say but dang PILE really has A very good fashion sense. Also those dancing skill...you just made my heart skipped a bit YOU KNOW THAT?!?!? And when she dance infront of me...*fainted* www

And that’s all for the coverage. This post was especially made for @emitsunosaurus-rex but anyone can come to read but remember to take it with a grain of salt. Now back to weather...

EXTRA: I asked PILE to make a kiraboshi pose(my polaroid pic there) but...she didn’t know. It makes me sad T_T Google up for the anime Star Driver if you millennials don’t know too.

P/S: I’m very sorry. This is my first time making a coverage that involved big stuff like this. Please don’t kill me. I’m very sorry though...like really. But I like it because it shows some of my weakness here. I’LL DO MY BEST ON THE NEXT ONE!! Again I’m sorry, truce? If there’re something that makes you uneasy, just let me know okay.

Credits/sources; Que Innosenzo Poh Huai Bin Welcom Music iME Asia Animax Asia emitsunosaurus-rex me