#odyssey/epic au

[room-temperature-orange-juice]

So, you know all the different interpretations in how people draw (epic) Odysseus ?

Examples:

(Gigi, duvetbox, aniflamma, Ximena Natzel, and Wolfythewitch respectively)

What version of Odysseus (including but not limited to these examples) would win against the others in a fight?

Comment / reblog with the Odysseus drawings you want to see, and who you think would win. Polls start soon

[saiiibaki]

fast sketch for manwhore au by @anniflamma because it’s hilarious

[insomniphic]

I saw a peak of @gigizetz’s Warrior Penelope au and the first thing I thought of was angst. Not a dope design 😔

[backpackingspace]

okay so post epic odyssey where odysseus and Penelope have surfaced from their room finally and he and diomedes are catching up I'm imagining the conversation going something like this

Odysseus: so then I gave up being merciful and became the monster.

Diomedes:....you tried being merciful?

Odysseus: Yes?

Diomedes: you did? You tried being a good merciful person? You?

Odysseus: Yah okay fuck off it was polties dying wish. I had to try.

Diomedes:.....90% of the war crimes in the Trojan war were suggested, planned out, and carried out by you. We literally stoned to death the guy you had a personal grudge against. We framed him for treason and stoned him to death. 70% of why Athena liked you was because she thought she knew all the ways to kill someone and then you'd suggest something insane and I'd see her taking notes. You literally gave Ajex a psyoctic break just being yourself.

Odysseus: shut up

Diomedes: I'm not wrong. Did you tell Penelope about your attempt to be a good person?

Odysseus: What? Of course I did. I told her everything.

Diomedes: did she laugh?

Odysseus:...shut up that's not the point

Diomedes: she did didn't she!!!

Odysseus: ANYWAY eurylochus wasn't appreciative of my return to monsterhood and he started causing problems so I

Diomedes: killed him? Yah saw that coming. No shit. I'm so shocked.

[awnrii]

epic band au

bonus \/

[nonbinarylocalcryptid]

Random thought: The Odyssey, everything is the very same BUT Odysseus adopts Astyanax and carries him around in one of those weird ass bagpack baby carriers

Odysseus to Polyphemus: I'm Nobody, Nobody, Nobody 🎶

Astyanax: *baby noises*

Odysseus: keep it quiet buddy, dad is mansplaining manipulating manwhoring right now

Eurylochus in the background: *face palms*

Edit: holy cow guys, how did this reach 1000 notes??? Thank so much!!

If you want to see more #daddy Odysseus AU just look it up on my blog :D

[artistxgrotto]

a little birdie told me about warrior penelope and my hands started moving on their own

siren ody for the win!!!

[sloanslone]

Naiad Telemachus (au comes from my beloved anon yet again-they can cook fr)

Close ups:

I CANNOT draw seafood :D

[nothing-impt]

The twins :D

[kittenscookie]

Okay I know we put a lot of focus on Odysseus whoring his way out of death with Zeus but like...It would probably work on Poseidon too...? You've gotta remember Poseidon is only slightly less sexually motivated than Zeus—he'd contemplate it for like 2 minutes longer than his younger brother before eventually saying "You know what? Fuck it, we ball". Like—

Poseidon: Do you think I'm like my brother, King of Ithaca? Do you really think I'd find your body to be appropriate compensation!?

Odysseus: (0~0`)

Crew: *Making their peace with the gods*

Eurylochus: *Contemplating whether or not he has the balls to sweeten the pot by offering himself up as well*

Poseidon: ...You are so lucky you're easy on the eyes, now get in the water. Let's fucking do this

[tagzpite]

looked down upon

[room-temperature-orange-juice]

Which design of Odysseys would win in a fight?

(Ximena Natzel Odysseus design)

Or

Anniflamma’s?

As per Anniflamma’s request, this is the image we are using. I still recommend looking at their blog for a better sense of the design.

The manwhore au will play a vital role in this.

[saiiibaki]

some comments under the get in the water post are crazy!!! but they inspired me to make this lol

here jumpscare !cw: suggestive!

[vioofc]

UPDATED WARRIOR! PENELOPE AU SWAP LIST!!

Characters who swap:

-Penelope 🔁 Odysseus

-Ares 🔁 Athena

-Hera 🔁 Zeus

- Ctimene 🔁 Eurylochus

- Aeolus 🔁 Polites

-Tiresias(the prophet) 🔁 Circe

-Aphitrite (Poseidon’s wife) 🔁 Poseidon

-Calypso 🔁 Antonious

-Scylla 🔁 Polyphemus (the cyclops)

-Dionysus 🔁 Aphrodite

-Artemis 🔁 Apollo

-Hestia 🔁 Hephaestus

Characters who don’t swap:

-Telemachus

-Hermes

DISCLAIMER!!

This might change over time since I’m still developing this AU and I’m the kind of person who changes ideas constantly, if anything changes then I’ll leave it here

[backpackingspace]

My actual favorite part of wisdom saga is telemachus trying to lean against Athena (he thought about that for .03 seconds and then was like nah !!! :D she's my friend not the goddess of war!!! Good to see that the audacity is running strong in odysseus's family) and then just passed threw her and fell on the floor. And then Athena did not move at all!!! And just stood there looking at him.

[awnrii]

"all we need now is an actor au" i got you bro

warning for fake blood below!