#oddly specific i know

[catragemiau]

Day 2: Kim took the body to Processing early in the morning and you're done with all side tasks and talked to everyone you could while waiting for his return

[kedreeva]

Odd question but....

Does anyone happen to have legal access to Lemna Obscura duckweed (NOT Lemna minor, which is what most aquarium duckweed is)? I have a lot of L. minor, which I give to the birds sometimes as a treat, but my understanding is that L. obscura has over twice the protein, so I'd like to look into getting some to propagate in my tanks instead. The only place I've found that has it is for research, grown on agars and expensive as heck, but I know it grows wild in the southern US.

[astros-silly-place]

this is me, if anybody cares

[cilil]

If I had a [insert currency of your choice] for every time I accidentally wrote "wipe" instead of "wips" I could afford going to the ice cream parlor in this economy

[ded-inside-anonymous]

I think that my dentist told me to kiss people? Idk it was an oddly specific interaction, but if I turn out to be bad at kissing I will be thoroughly upset

[selinabrookheimer]

its throwing me off how much Dan Egan has the exact same mannerisms as this kid back at high school who was expelled for snorting c0ke in the bathroom

[slomurr]

When you’re at a bakery to get two bagels but the social anxiety kicks in

[presidentstalkeyes]

Psychonauts lyric comic I'd make if I could draw properly: Goodbye Mr. A by the Hoosiers, renamed 'Goodbye Sister N'. Sung from Lizzie Natividad's point of view, about Norma.

Based on my headcanon that the sisters have these intermittent bouts of sibling rivalry, from childhood all the way up to their time as full-fledged Psychonauts, and Lizzie's realization that it's probably never gonna end. Hurt and no comfort, go!

Also Raz would make a cameo appearance as the hapless middle-man who's constantly stuck trying to negotiate between the two. :V

[vixenlll]

Will you listen to me talk about ‘how annoying sketchup and rendering is sometimes’ and ‘how I’m gonna drop out of college in my last year cause I simply can’t with the pressure of being an architect anymore’ or nah?

[larvae-pietatis]

music genre: a song that comes on autoplay at 1 am that turns out to be from that one animatic you watched when you were 12

[g0blinwitch]

Have you ever read a fic where you can just tell that the author was a former Harry Potter fan but they didn't want to out right make it a Hogwarts AU

[ohabeeeeeee]

Guy who uses ancient magic vs guy who was around to see it invented and knows it better

[dudeshusband]

i hate when you can see a male character's tummy outline through their high waisted slacks

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

no one on hermitcraft is human (and they all know this)- except for mumbo. He also has no idea anyone else is not human. For the funnies, no one believes him when he says he's human, and keep trying to figure out (in their own ways) what he is.

Impulse keeps trying to subtlety tell mumbo he has nothing to hide and can tell the hermits anything (this confuses mumbo quite a bit)

Grian says he believes mumbo, but really his diamonds are on either vampire or some sort of shadow monster in the betting pool

Doc and etho are running a betting pool

Zed has bdubs skizz and tango and himself working to keep a constant monitor on mumbo just in case he does something suspicious , this includes using cameras, spyglasses, various small holes to peek through and watch him, grian, ect.

Xisuma knows mumbo is human, obviously, but is participating in the betting pool anyway solely because he knows the hermits know that he knows, and him participating will encourage the rumors (not that he would encourage that type of thing, no, never)

Gem keeps asking mumbo random questions to try and get him to reveal something, which of course he doesn't, but she is convinced his answers must mean something, and keeps coming up with increasingly random theories about what he could be

The only person gem has managed to successfully convince of these theories is pearl, who has taken to dropping in on mumbo at random times to try to "catch him in the act"- the act of what even pearl herself doesn't know

Cub is having a field day making horns out of confused mumbo noises and various other "I'm just a human!"'s

Scar is the accomplice- the accomplice to what, nobody knows, but he was definitely the accomplice to something, possibly everything

And finally- mumbo is just as oblivious as ever, he has no idea most of this is going on (except for things asked to him directly) and thinks there must be something in the water making everyone a bit crazy, possibly the chemicals he's been pouring into it, that he has somehow been exempt from.

As an extra, autocorrect has tried to correct watch to watchers multiple times (I'm rather proud of it) doesn't know how to spell as accomplice (to be fair, I didn't either, had to look it up on Google) and seems to think xisuma should be insulation, despite auto filling xisuma- very interesting choice auto correct.

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[nowimjustastranger]

do many fords fail the ‘prioritise stan when there’s danger’ test?? what does stcmo!ford do if they do? (like where do the stans go bc i’d imagine the majority of them would probably want to stay with their ford even if it wouldn’t end well for them)

Not very many fail, no.

But the ones that do fail have their brother whisked away via teleportation. Ford will keep Stan in his care for a few days, making sure to coddle Stan and make sure he's healthy. Ford will also introduce himself to Stan without the helmet on, of course, since that stops a vast majority of the Stans from dipping out at the first opportunity.

Ford will then proceed to teach his counterpart a lesson starting with some article of clothing from Stan after Ford gets him a new outfit (as well as some extra outfits). Ford dirties them with some cloned Stan blood and leave them in the Ford's shack/college dorm/etc and proceed to lurk to see what the Ford's reaction is.

Not a single Ford has held their shit together and most break by the third article of clothing, trashing the area around them and sobbing as they realize what they have done in not choosing Stan. Once the Ford realizes what they did wrong and is thoroughly regretful, Ford 419"3 will leave a note offering a trade.

Destroy whatever it was that they chose over Stan at a location of 419"3 Ford's choosing and they can have their brother back.

Ford 419"3 will erase Stan's memories of his face but keep the interactions, the Stans just won't be able to remember what he looks like but they'll know that they weren't in danger. This is important because Ford doesn't want the Stan traumatized by the experience.

And, when the Ford gets to the location and destroys the item, Ford 419"3 will have them wait out of sight until the Ford cracks, begging for his brother back and apologizing for not realizing how important Stan was to him sooner. Usually the Stan is frozen in place as his brother cries, so Ford 419"3 will give him a little nudge so he goes to comfort his brother.

Ford 419"3 lingers to make sure the Ford is reacting accordingly before he will leave them to their reconciliation.