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bruh literally just saw a person i follow post a pic from what looks like my uni and it is so weird crazy like. what do you mean we might be passing each other at least twice a week and i dont even know what you look like
#were not mutuals or anything#but what the hell#so close yet so far away#tbh it might just be a generic hall of any modern building#but it look SO similar!#the design#the color scheme#uni
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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
#ME ME ME#(unfortunately 😞)#im the most annoying person at the lecture constantly taking off and putting my coat back on#mecore
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MANAGED TO GET A USED COPY OF QOTD TODAY LIFE IS CRUMBLING GENTLY IN THE BACKGROUND BUT WE STAY WINNING
#iwtv#qotd#i have NO idea when i will have the time to read vl let alone qotd but im so glad i managed to find it#its gonna be imported from fucking sweden or sth so the transport cost almost 5$#but it was still cheaper by like 2.5$ than a new version so#(all prices in $ cause it seems to be the most universalbcurrency but truthfully i know fuckall abt dollar exchange rate atm)
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i dont think spotify knows what a genre is
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me: I don't get why Poles find the Czech language cute
me: *sees packaging that says "herbatka na zimno"
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Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.
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It’s a content warning to you. To me it’s the reason it’s on my reading list
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if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this
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mialem kolosa z niemca i na koniec było zadanie z pisania i można było wymyślić gościa zamiast pisać o sobie więc napisałem z perspektywy rozwiedzionego czterdziestopięcioletniego geja pochodzenia niemiecko-japońskiego o nazwisku Udo Nogi i na koniec napisałem że nie wiem w jakich językach mówi mój ex mąż Erik bo nie rozmawiamy ze sobą
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The Next Generation Delivery Vehicle that the USPS ordered is legit the most fucked up thing you'll ever see in your life.
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where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly
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Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.
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bro literally why is uni library wifi better than the new shiny FDDI wifi i have at home
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