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Robert de Niro in heat and I’m not apologising
i forgot heat was the name of a movie and i had my finger on the block button
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I think our coins should have holes in them. Currencies with holes in them are just superior currencies. All currency should be something you can string like beads. China knows what's up.
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breaking the news to everyone i know
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they should make a skin picking that’s good for you
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U A C U G U U G A C C C
NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
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man i dont know why but the educational german songs for learning the language are all not as shitty as one would assume when hearing the words educational language learning songs like the ones we get in class all have the same vibe as was ist dein lieblingsfach even if theyre not bangers theyre like actually kinda fun to listen to and not annoying. good job germans
#ALAIN LE LAIT MY CHAMPION#i am the way i am bc i learned counting in french from stoner earthworms on a beach
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Do women drunk on the trad wife fantasy know that women have been working in factories since the 1800s?
Like, why do you always assume you’re going to be middle to upper class living in the suburbs being a full time homemaker?
You’re more likely to be living in a multigenerational household while also doing some work on the side while raising your kids. Your money will go straight to your husband and he gets to decide what happens to it.
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evil uniwersytet
SINologia
PSYCHOLogia
HELLenistyka
RABUNKI międzynarodowe
KULTuroznawstwo
LEWO
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ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock
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"Firefox sucks" "firefox is clunky" "firefox doesn't work" with all due respect what the fuck are you talking about
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