#obviously you don't own a air fryer

[aglitchysylveon]

"𝙊𝙗𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙡𝙮, 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙎𝙝𝙚𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙨. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙧." - Alternate Gabriel

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[lilyocean11]

I had a vision. . .

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Sally: *swirling a glass of "grape juice" with a smug expression* Ho ho ho~ You obviously don't own an air fryer~

[hdra77]

Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.

Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

Myeh.

[GASP] Oh ye gods, my roast is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ho ho ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!

Ah-

Skinner with his crazy explanations,

The superintendent's gonna need his medication,

When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,

There'll be trouble in town tonight!

SEYMOUR!

Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

Uhh, oh! That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmm... steamed clams!

Phew!

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers!

I thought we were having steamed clams.

D'oh, no. I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers!

You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?

Yes! It's a regional dialect.

Uh-huh. Eh, what region?

Uhh, upstate New York?

Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".

Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.

I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Ho ho ho ho, no, patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.

For steamed hams?

Yes.

Yeah, so you call them "steamed hams" despite the fact they are obviously grilled.

Ye- uh- you know, the- one thing I should- excuse me for one second.

Of course.

[YAWN] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all, I'm pooped.

Yes, I should be- Good Lord, what is happening in there!?

Aurora borealis?

Ah- aurora borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!

Yes!

May I see it?

No.

Seymour, the house is on fire!

No, mother, it's just the northern lights!

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.

Help! Help!

Crispy, spicy chicken tenders are better than the fast food favorite. The meat is tender and juicy and the coating is perfectly crisp and spicy. Deep fryer, skillet, and air fryer instructions included. Because of the hot oil this recipe is not recommended for young cooks. Difficulty level 2/10

Copycat Popeye's Chicken Strips

Published: Mar 26, 2020 Last Updated: Sep 26, 2023 by Marye 1773 words. | About 9 minutes to read this article.

Crispy, spicy chicken tenders are better than the fast food favorite. The meat is tender and juicy and the coating is perfectly crisp and spicy. Deep fryer, skillet, and air fryer instructions included. Because of the hot oil this recipe is not recommended for young cooks. Difficulty level 2/10

Prep Time15minutes mins

Cook Time20minutes mins

Marinate30minutes mins

Total Time1hour hr 5minutes mins

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Good news! You're about to save a lot of money! This Copycat Popeye's Chicken is so easy you'll never go back to fast food again

Shopping list

If you don't have a Popeye's Chicken in your neck of the woods then you don't understand the enormity of posting this recipe. Popeye's makes fried chicken like no other — spicy, smoky, crispy perfection. They have their own special sauce to dip it in but my kids like honey mustard sauce or bbq the best.

Or Ranch. You can't go wrong with Ranch.

Boneless chicken breast or thighs

Louisiana hot sauce

Buttermilk

Peanut oil (if deep frying)

Chipotle powder

All-purpose flour

Smoked paprika

Eggs

Salt

Instructions

There are three ways to make these:

In a deep fryer

In a cast iron skillet

In an air fryer

To me the very best flavor is when they're done in a deep fryer but I think it's good to have options, right?

No matter which way you make these chicken strips you'll start the same. Always marinate for 30 minutes in the buttermilk mixture but not more than an hour.

Remove a chicken bread strip from the marinade and dredge in flour.

Dip in the egg mixture.

Dredge with flour again. Set aside.

Bring oil to 360F.

Add the chicken a little at a time without crowding.

Fry until golden.

Remove to a paper towel covered plate. Keep warm.

Serve hot.

Add your favorite dipping sauce.

[incorrect-sonic-the-hedgehog]

Shadow: *swirling a glass of wine* You obviously don't own an air fryer

[kittypup12]

Incredibly stupid headcannon dump of things I think Heisenberg would be OBSESSED with in the modern world

• Bobble heads?? He'd have really tacky ones on his dashboard. Def one of those hula skirt ladies

• Those electric globe things. He'd try to make a gigantic one in your living room

• Thinks they're stupid at first but after getting his hands on one, an air fryer. Nothing is safe from his sick 'can you fry it?' fantasies

• Any theme park, fair, ect. I think his favorite would be the bumper cars and takes it way too seriously of course

• Legos ohmygodholyshit LEGOS. He would create his own little God forsaken builds and probably collect HUNDREDS of sets

• If he ever figures out how tf to use any type of console or PC, you know he'll get into minecraft. I'm stuck between him being a master builder and making some of the most elaborate shit you've ever seen, or can't do fuck all besides wanting to mine infinitely and kill everything lol

Home Depot is his safe space. Is there so often, they probably give him some little "customer of the year" reward or some shit

• Feel like he'd LOVE taking pictures tbh?? He obviously had a knack for... documenting this, so I think give him an old Polaroid and he'd have a BLAST taking pictures of everything. His phone is full of video and pictures. ((He is a total Pintrest girlie, but will deny it))

• He'd be embarrassed about it but loves playgrounds and parks. The closest thing he probably ever had to a playground is a tetnus ridden junkyard, so imagine going for a walk in the park together and coming across one. Maybe it's late, so you decide to hop on the swings together and talk until the street lamps come on 🥺

Okay, but here's modern shit that would just.. blow his mind and not always in a good way, lol

• Modern dogs. Saw this video that showed the difference between common dog breeds from 100 years ago and holy shit.. I love the idea of him seeing, like, a chihuahua or some kind of terrier for the first time and thinking, "What in the fresh hell is THAT???" Terrifying

• That being said, he would be *obsessed* with dogs with prosthetics or wheelchairs. "ITS A DOG ON WHEELS, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE??"

• Feel like he'd LOVE taking pictures tbh?? He obviously had a knack for... documenting this, so I think give him an old Polaroid and he'd have a BLAST taking pictures of everything. His phone is full of video and pictures. ((He is a total Pintrest girlie, but will deny it))

• Fuckin LOVES zoos and aquariums. Unfortunately, it's probably been a century since he's last gone to one

• "Oh man I am so excited to go to the zoo! I haven't been since I was a kid. Boy, I sure do hope they have my favorite, the Tasmania Tiger. Sure am glad they're still alive. :)" 😬😬😬

• I think he'd be low key terrified of birds?? Obviously paranoid due to them being a source of surveillance in his life.. but the thought of him being afraid of seagulls or pigeons is very funny. Saw the movie 'The Birds'and has never been the same since. Don't get him started on barn owls

• Him finding the internet is worth an entire post of its own, but very first thought is just.. he would ABSOLUTELY need to be supervised for a whiiiiile lol. Man is already unstable enough as it is. Please do not let him find out how to make at home uranium on reddit or something. I'm talking about a thorough conversation on internet safety and AT LEAST parental locks for social media. Baby steps. He is going to be an absolute ipad baby

[figonlylistenstothemountaingoats]

I am here to spread the gospel of

Potato meal

This is a very autistic breakfast of my own invention and it has solved a many problem when it comes to morning meals

My biggest struggles with breakfast are

1. I can't stomach most things early in the morning

2. I hate most classic breakfast foods

3. My low-effort options don't keep me full

4. Stuff I do like, like cinnamon rolls and doughnuts, are all sugar which makes me feel gross

5. I don't have time to make much of anything substantial

If you have any of these same problems, perhaps

potato meal

is worth trying! It is also very customizable so you can switch it up to avoid getting tired of it

Ressippy:

you will need:

air fryer (recommended), microwave, or stovetop and pan

Hash brown patties (they're in the freezer section at most Walmarts, by the tater tots. These packs of like 8 cost around 3.00 in my area)

A soft shredded Cheese like Colby jack

Some kind of sauce/salsa, this is up to you! (I use Taco Bell sauce because I have tons of extra packets but I imagine any taco sauce would be good.)

Any extra seasonings you prefer! (I use Tony's )

Preparation:

Okay now cook those hash browns, preferably in a way that gets them so so crispy! I usually do 2 for more of a snack and 3 for a bigger meal

Now put those in a bowl! And get a fork and break it up into bite sized mushy stuff, but leave enough unbroken that the crispy outside is still adding some crunch

(why didn't we just use shredded hash browns if we are making essentially a shredded hash brown bowl? Because it's way easier to get the patties crispy, and they're more low maintenance to cook!)

Add your cheese, seasoning, and sauce! (I also add the tiniest bit of mayo when I have it, because it adds a little tang and creaminess that balances the potatoes well)

And you're done! It's super fast and easy to eat and full of flavor and I read somewhere that potatoes and dairy provides every necessary vitamin or something. Obviously this isnt the healthiest meal you're ever gonna have but it is gonna be more balanced than a lot of other quick breakfast go-tos!

This has become a safe food for me and it has been really helpful in getting me to eat anything in the morning, so I hope if you have the same kind of struggles this might help!

[wachi-delectrico]

you obviously don't own an air fryer

[strangedisciple]

🧐 Obviously you don't own an air fryer 🧐

me when i obviously don't own an air fryer /very very silly

i love this so much steve /gen/silly

[asklordcaptaincastronova]

You obviously don't own an air fryer

I don't?

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

For jisung: what is the best way to annoy hyunjin?

"Touch his art supplies." Jisung answers immediately, leaning back into the couch and folding his arms with a triumphant smirk on his face, as if he's just answered the age old question of the universe. "That, or use his ridiculously expensive, fancy ass shampoo as bubble bath."

"See, see?!" Hyunjin starts up from beside Changbin, smacking the alpha on the arm a little bit harder than necessary, more times than is required. "And you asked why I need a lock on my art supply closet!"

He waves a wild finger in the direction of the grinning beta. "It's because of this fiend!"

"Please stop hitting me." Changbin sighs tiredly, reaching up to cage Hyunjin's fingers between his own and stop the frantic, continued abuse of his upper arm.

"Your shampoo is ridiculously expensive." Jeongin muses beneath his breath, almost to himself, looking thoughtful, but really, he just revels in the chaos.

Hyunjin shoots a glare at the youngest omega, who merely shrugs in response.

"It's a low price to pay for high self esteem." Hyunjin sniffs haughtily, flicking long dark hair over his shoulder. "I don't look this good using generic brand shampoo."

He shoots a pointed look in Jisung's direction, and the obvious insinuation is not missed, as the beta instantly jumps on the defensive.

"Come over here and say that to my face, asshole."

"I literally just said it to your face, dumbass. Want me to say it again?"

Beside you, Chan sighs wearily.

"Okay, kids. Knock it off."

But it is Minho who finally settles the squabble.

"Hwang Hyunjin. How many minutes in the air fryer?"

Hyunjin rolls his eyes, but backs off of Jisung, sinking back into the couch poutily beside Changbin.

Minho doesn't back down, holding his gaze sternly.

"How. Many. Minutes."

Hyunjin sighs.

"20 minutes at 400 degrees."

"And Han Jisung."

Jisung, to his credit, looks suitably caught off guard as the alpha whirls on him, fingers pointing incriminatingly.

"What? What did I do?"

"You know what you did." Minho replies firmly, eyes flashing dangerously. "And if I so much as catch you looking at Hyunjin's hair product again, I'll be experimenting to see how long it would take to make beta ala mode in the rice cooker."

Jisung grumbles something under his breath, but sits back beside Felix, suitably cowed.

Jeongin, little shit that he is, asks casually, as Minho returns to his seat on the couch next to the omega, "Hey hyung, what would you do to annoy Hyunjinnie?"

"Oh, easy." Minho replies casually, already pulling out his phone to look through social media, not even bothering to look up to answer the question. "Stuff his mouth full of tissues."

"Hyung!" Hyunjin wails dramatically in Chan's direction, clinging on to a long suffering Changbin's arm for dear life, as if he's actually scared Minho will stand and get the tissues post haste.

"Min." Chan admonishes in a tired sort of way, and Minho waves his hand vaguely in Hyunjin's direction, still not looking up.

"Not right now. Obviously."

Jeongin laughs, like a chaos loving gremlin, and Hyunjin glares.

Changbin sighs.

[mushroom-for-art]

More mha oc characters cause I have no self control, Nishi Cara and her son Nishi Shin ft doll hawks. Monster wife go brr, info under cut

So names, I decided on writing them like obviously how they're meant to in Japan with last name first to match the area of it. I've probably fucked up, just call them Cara and Shin.

Nishi Cara is wife and also big monster form go BRRR. She has obviously a transformation quirk that allows her to turn into her large beautiful monstrous self for power boost ect, basically increases all her stats except intelligence cause when using her quirk she goes full feral only able to follow her last sober thought. She's big she's powerful she'll fuck you up. Downside is the transformation is becoming gradually permanent every time she uses it. She's an ex member of some sort of evil group mafia thing but not LOV, being a villain because she was treated shit by people growing up for her transformation quirks appearance, left the group adopting Shin (who the evil group had kidnapped for his quirk) as her own son. She had tried to contact authorities to return him to get him put in care on account of being an orphan but when cops she knew were dirty came to get him she wasn't gonna let them just give him to another group to abuse no longer trusting authorities and taking him as her own child.

Nishi meaning west and Cara being of Irish origin meaning a friend so her name means West a friend. Or I suppose if you wrote it the English way A friend West. Implying potential redemption of her character as she could be a friend, but also West sometimes being called a little death could mean she brings death in the form of her friendship as she could snap your neck. But more likely with the symbolism of West being to mature and become a better self its symbolic of her arc going from being evil due to a grudge against society to bettering herself to do better to protect this child she's adopted.

Her son is Nishi Yamamoto Shin, though he rarely uses his middle name considering that he was born Yamamoto Shin, and he doesn't want to be recognised by people and taken to the cops as he knows corrupt cops were part of his parents murder and is scared of them so uses Caras last name, seeing her as his new mother. This was completely his own choice, she was taking care of him without intent to replace his old family. He was taken because of his Quirk which manifested quite young, much like Momo he can create things however unlike Momo he doesn't make them from his body and have the drawbacks she does he's able to make things appear if he has seen them before. His quirk is likely him rearranging atoms on a well atomic level reconstructing them into different forms as everything is made of atoms making him kind of insanely powerful if you think too hard on it but being that he is still young the ability to fully make use of this quirk isn't quite there meaning most of the things he tries to make fall through as unstructured non/semi tangible illusions almost. Think like how Piedmon on digimon had a few fake knives within the real ones, he has a few real ones in within the fakes. When he's older and trained he will likely be able to create things and make fakes easily on the fly and potentially gain the power to deconstruct things to an atomic degree as well, luckily he's likely going to be a good guy.

Despite them both being untrustworthy of authority I imagine Shin really does adore Hawks cause he sees him doing real world stuff helping not just fighting bad guys he's seen videos of hawks just, helping people little things, he finds hawks the most down to earth and trustworthy (though Cara thinks he's just a feathered prick). Despite this she managed to get him the hawks plush cause she loves her son. Of course if Shin met hawks he would likely bully him trying to get hawks with his mother saying shit like "you look like you don't own an air fryer", this is not the first time hawks has had a kid try to adopt him as dad but probably the first time he's been bullied in a way into getting with a mother.

[pep-the-artemis]

well obviously you don't own an air fryer because if you did you would know that believing in any negative impacts brought upon by harassment is a necessary and sufficient condition to also support and engage with specific acts of shipping which cultivate toxic, negative, and dangerous climates. Likes obviously \j

Not someone trying to argue that if you think harassment is bad you're a proshipper 😭

[pumpk1nheadguy]

Obviously you don't own an air Fryer

Just as every Galarian owns a Tea Kettle, every Unovan owns a Deep Fryer.