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gay people house meshi

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My girlfriend and I had a date day and there was something a little wrong with their photo booth (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

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Kinda proud of my 0.05% for the mountain goats this year >:3

Being in the top 1% of your top artist is mental, but have ya'll ever been in the top 0.5%? I've done it twice. Once for 2pm and the other for Somo.

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hey don’t think about the fact that izzy literally dying in his arms is pretty much the only time he had ed’s full attention

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And is that waify little idiot hiding behind you your boyfriend or are you being haunted by some sort of spectral ghool?

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the leftism leaving people's bodies when you tell them making fun of someone's appearance is always objectively scummy even if the person they're making fun of is bad

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i tried to hire a hypeman and the cheapest one (free) was a fucking wizard and now i cant get rid of her. she keeps saying shit like "she speaketh true" and "very wise milady" everytime i say fuckin anything and if she sees a car she tries to attack it with chain lightning. fucking embarassing honestly

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A Misplaced Note in The Heaven Waltz

The Gods came down and told the Bard

To listen.

And they sang their Heaven Waltz, once and only once

They expected a full transcription.

When the Bard came back to perform for Them, he gulped and drew his lute like a blade.

As the Bard played, the Gods made merry.

They listened, and They were pleased.

However, just at the end, the Bard’s finger slipped.

The lute made an awful sound.

The Gods stopped, and turned to the Bard, furious

His panicked face was covered with tears

He opened his mouth to speak, but They killed him

Enchanted his corpse so the sound of his performance played from it forever

An eternal reminder of his failure.

Narrator’s Note: I was there to bear witness to this tragedy. Here is my own rendition of The Heaven Waltz, as I remember it:

Author/Composer’s Note: I’m writing a musical😈

This is the first song chronologically

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Some people are saying Izzy was surrounded by the crew when he died, but he really wasn't.

In fact, it looks like they were intentionally staying back to give Ed and Izzy a private moment.

Which is just...so fucked.

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yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

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jenny from thebes time

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Screaming

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if there's one thing i love it's an infinite resource btw. a surplus of supplies if you will

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If he's your man then why is he MY thematic parallel

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"I play the kind of punk rock music that has existed since the time of the great painters in the caves at Lascaux" - John Darnielle