#obito likes her she thinks fugaku and mikoto should talk to him more

[lesbiankoby]

i have a very half serious unbaked au where danzou planted one of his agents in fugaku uchiha’s genin team and she eventually defects via fugaku setting her up with one of his cousins and then getting hurriedly teen married before danzou can say anything about it so she falls under uchiha authority. lol.

[oh-no-its-bird]

Fic where the unjust death of the Uchiha and the subsequent horrific abuse to their bodies via blatant and indiscriminant eye theft results in Konoha being haunted by the spirits of several very angry Uchiha.

"You know... They say that so long as an Uchiha's eyes do not rest in their body, their spirit will never find peace."

When the husk of a woman who used to be Mikoto smiles, there is blood in her teeth.

"What do you think, Elder Danzo?"

Ft.

- Sasuke being repeatedly lured into the woods by the ghosts of his family (and notably, his parents) both bc some want to protect him and some, not powerful enough to retain their sanity in death, wish for him to die so they might take their eyes as their own

- Nara Shikaku, among others in the Hokage's tower, being repeatedly faced with the unsettlingly eyeless ghost of Fugaku as he appears sporadically and attempting to act as if nothing is wrong— always dissapearing when someone questions how he is there (whether he truly seems to keep forgetting that he has died is unclear, but no methods to purge the offices seems able to keep him away for long)

- the spirit of Mikoto taking on a spokesperson role for the dead, as she seems to have been the one to retain the most of herself in death while plagued with the corruptive everything that comes with being a spirit tied to the earth through nefarious means (with Fugaku being a potential second— if he wasn't so busy w convincing himself he hadn't died at all)

- Danzo being haunted by the more mindlessly violent Uchiha ghosts, driven mad in the afterlife at seeing their eyes in his unworthy flesh

- A surprisingly sane Kagami who has Thoughts and Feelings ab Danzo taking his eye— and the mystery of how exactly he had died

- A suddenly the most qualified person to deal with ghosts Kakashi, who's unfortunatley doomed both attract and to be able to see the Uchiha ghosts with his sharingan, and has them breathing down the back of his neck with talk of watching after Sasuke and GETTING REVENGE !!!!!!!!!!!!! which he is legally obligated to do now as the elder ghosts deem his service as their conduit to be his duty, since they gave him a pass on the eye thing. There's a lot of "see I TOLD you it was a good idea to let him keep the eye!! Clearly Amaterasu has left him here for us to use in our darkest of hours"

Aka forcefully adopted by Uchiha ghosts Kakashi who's "adoption" reads a little more like "indentured servitude to the afterlife"

(And he can't help but wonder why he hasn't seen Obito's ghost, after so many years with his eye in his head...

- Itachi being absoloutley hounded by the guilt of what hes done and the spirits of those hes killed, whove left the haunting of Konoha specifically to haunt him (He is not having fun) (The ghost of Shisui is doing his best to ward away the more volatile ones)

And more !!! Potentially, idk. This would be a fun one if I wrote it but I will not. Someone totally should tho , just, not me.

[pussymagnetmadara2]

FIXING THE TRUTH ABOUT IZUMI UCHIHA

I think it's time to set the record straight on some of the Uchiha clan members, especially for itachi fans who are trying to do some mental gym to figure out why Itachi didn't contract his MS because of fucking Izumi Uchiha and pretend that she was his lover... LMAO.

This will hold on 2 points or maybe 3.

Izumi Uchiha is a non-canon character, used in a specific context.

Izumi was only introduced in the anime to try to push the pill on Itachi being a very introverted kid, who couldn't make friends, let alone date anyone romantically. Itachi, had only one canonical friend, Shisui, who was already much older than him. Itachi not having a friend his own age made so much more sense to the character. Itachi is introduced as a kind of autistic person who lived outside the world in his own mind but had to wear a social mask in all circumstances because people liked to remind him of his genius and this potential should not be wasted. And yes he was the kind of guy who would go for a walk alone in the forest to think deeply about the basis of his life here, or try to throw himself off a cliff to figure out why life is so important. When did you in the manga, Itachi take a romantic turn with anyone? Literally nobody. It wasn't like him.

Izumi is a character created from scratch for Itachi Shinden.

I struggle with this section of toxic fandom quite regularly, lights novels are not canon and do not extend the manga canon. The canon of a story only refers to what its original author writes and that's it. The rest is just stories or fanfiction to try to make sense of a secondary character and why do even? Should we have known that Itachi was actually a little marshmallow heart so that it would ease our pain for the actions he committed? Izumi was a young girl born to an anonymous lambda father and an Uchiha mother, that's all we learn at the beginning. After her father's death, Izumi and her mother are allowed to rejoin the clan but still have a hard time being recognized as true clan members. She meets Itachi at school and literally falls under his spell. He's handsome, smart and powerful, and a full-blooded Uchiha, I can't blame her here but she's just one simp among many. Sasuke will have the same success with women years later. She tries to blame herself for Itachi making him a friend by forcing her friendship on him and making him feel guilty for not giving her time while he repeatedly pushes her away, (hey Sakura) while he is majority busy between a genius, used for his out of the ordinary abilities, between the village and the Uchiha clan. He ends up being a little interested in her when he discovers that she has awakened her sharingan… that's literally it. But when I say he is interested in her, I'm not talking romantically, he is just jealous of the fact that he didn't succeed in awakening his sharingan and how did a half Uchiha succeed before him? Is Izumi the real genius here? And yes Itachi was clearly jealous of her and that's all. Finally he managed to awaken them and the interest in her disappeared again. What a jerk. Izumi trying to find comfort in Fugaku is my favorite laughable section… Fugaku being obsessed by the interests of the clan didn't actually notice by himself that Itachi was an asocial kid and it's only after his wife Mikoto's worries that Fugaku also wonders: Itachi needs friends otherwise he'll end up in a bad way. But Itachi had a friend, the good Shisui, but after his death what does he have left? Izumi has always been irrelevant for him. Itachi Shinden has just softened the horrible Itachi's character with the death of Izumi. Wanting to kill her first and soften her death in a genjutsu in order to give her what he could never give her from the beginning was literally not adorable but just horribly cringe.

Yes, but Obito said that Itachi killed his lover.

Yes, in the translated versions of the manga. But on second thought, what did Obito know? Did he know Itachi well enough to say that he had a lover? No. Obito only made presumptions based on nothing. Then, it is possible that Obito lied to Sasuke to make him gain ground in his own manipulation. Finally, Obito stating that Itachi went as far as to kill his lover, never pronounced a name. Who said that it was Izumi? Nobody, not even Obito.

In the anime, Obito is the one who kills Izumi, why would he refer to Izumi as the lover that Itachi killed if he was implying that Izumi was Itachi's lover? Things lead us to think that Obito was talking about Shisui instead or that he was simply lying.

Conclusion: The lights novels are so flat that even the anime which is more than 40% filler doesn't even come to the same conclusion. What to do? READ THE MANGA.

ps: sorry for the grammatical typos or else, im not an english native speaker.

[justice4sasuke]

Character Roundups Round 8: Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha

Actually mostly Fugaku since I don't have much to say about Mikoto but would feel bad leaving her out.

Like a lot of characters, I don't think Kishimoto gives a shit about these two but they are kind of important when talking about Sasuke so I'm just going to talk about them in general rather than how Kishimoto frames them.

Mikoto is a side character and a woman in Naruto so she has no character and doesn't do anything, but she still managed to treat Sasuke the best out of all the characters. Tragic. At least she can recognize her son's mental state and encourage him (even if I lowkey still think she was lying about Fugaku talking about Sasuke).

Fugaku is apparently planning a coup, but the only lens we see him through is that of a father which he isn't great at. It made sense in the first flashback, but if you're going to drop that bomb Kishimoto you should probably spend a little more time with Fugaku during Obito's explanation or something.

I know there's some shit in the anime that covers Fugaku more and apparently the decision there was to make Fugaku hesitant about going through with the coup (I'm assuming because he thinks it's kind of evil and not the good reason not to do the coup which is just bad optics), but I will remind everyone again this is a manga only blog.

How it should have gone: Have Mikoto do something other than "be a mom" maybe. Like she knows about the coup, are we just going to ignore that?

Anyway, Fugaku. Similar to most Uchiha characters there's not much I'd change about Fugaku I just wish he was expanded on more. Fugaku is not great at being a dad. Okay, makes sense and I'm down with it, but how is he at leading a clan (especially considering the clan's plans) or how is he as a person? I don't have any ideas in particular, I just know I think it should have been covered. Of course I think he should be framed as somewhat sympathetic or at least not evil when it comes to being the leader of the Uchiha clan. He can be a shitty dad and still have a point. But that's probably why Kishimoto didn't cover anything about the coup other than saying it was planned because if he did then it would be more obvious that the Uchiha clan wasn't entirely wrong for wanting change. Like what do you think happened in those meetings? Everyone was like "yes, time for our evil take over Konoha plan".

[uchihashisui-kun]

What do you think of all the other Uchihas?

Oh, well, this will be long. Let's see:

Uchiha Tajima, I don't have much to say about him? He seems like a somehow decent dad. I mean, yeah, he trained his sons to fight since they were probably able to stand, but then again, it was war and a kill or be killed era, so, you know, gotta be sure your last two sons out of the original five don't die;

Uchiha Madara, He is the ultimate D a d d y for me. Sure, a bit crazy at the end, you know, after seeing his last brother die to the hands of the last brother of his best friend and seeing said brother live happily ever after in the village he and his best friend wanted to create for both of their brothers . Seeing his best friend being the Hokage and loved by everyone like Madara did nothing (I think the best idea should have been to have two Hokages, one from the Senju and one from the Uchiha, working side by side, you know, to keep strong the bond over the years since both clan founded the village) and being shut off by his own clan. No one noticing that he was probably depressed and attacking the village that shut him off and being literally stabbed through the back by his best friend. I would have wanted to kill everyone as well in his position;

Uchiha Izuna, He didn't get enough screen time. I like him, he seems like he could have been a great friend for Hashirama, doing stupid shit together while Tobirama and Madara shake their heads wondering why their husbands are so stupid;

Uchiha Kagami, Don't have much to say about him, either? Like Izuna, he should have had more screen time. He was Tobirama's student, and to impress Tobirama you must be a wonderful person and a very good shinobi. It could have been interesting;

Uchiha Fugaku, I... Don't... Hate him? Like, he was a shitty father in a lot of ways, pushing and pushing his sons to be better and perfect, but, like, I think he was that way because his own father raised him that way and it was the only way he knew how to raise a child. He also seemed somehow friend with Minato (or at least I like to think that Minato decided that they were friends and Fugaku wasn't able to shake him off) and if he and Kushina hadn't died I think, after Naruto was born, that Minato would have helped him change to be a better father, raising their sons together, and maybe one day Fugaku would have found in himself the courage to say sorry to Itachi as well. I don't know, I just think he didn't have the possibility to change;

Uchiha Mikoto, She's G o d d e s s. Like, dude, I am weak for her, She's the best of the best only for deciding to put up with Fugaku's bullshit. Sadly, I must say, she could have tried to help Fugaku be a better father, or, you know, say something about how wrong the coup was, but then again, I would still die for her and, who knows, maybe she was okay with the idea of the coup? I don't know, man, she could step on me and I would be happy;

Uchiha Obito, He's hot. Yeah, a bit crazy, but, you know, he was half-crushed under rocks, taken in by mad-Madara when he was 13, pushed and pushed and pushed to get better even while he was in pain, saw the love of his life die at the hand of his best friend, warped by Zetsu and practically brain-washed in following Madara's Eye of the Moon Plan. He deserved way better and I will protect him until the end of the time;

Uchiha Itachi, He's baby and he needs to be protected as well. Yeah, he has his faults, you know, helping Obito in killing the entire clan and then torturing his baby brother with the Tsukuyomi, telling him to kill his best friend to get stronger and all that jazz, but then again, he had seen his best friend jump off a cliff after receiving his eye as a last gift, people thought he had killed Shisui himself to gain the Mangekyō and no one probably asked him if he needed to talk about his raging trauma, he had been approached by Danzou and he had to chose between saving Sasuke or seeing the entire clan, Sasuke included, dead. Do you know what I think? Danzou had Kotoamatsukami when he talked with Itachi, and I think that he used it on Itachi to make him pick one of the two possibilities without making him think to any other way. So, yeah, Itachi has his faults, but in the end it's all Danzou's fault anyway;

Uchiha Sasuke, angry baby emo boy, clearly in love with Naruto, unable to express his emotions and traumatized by his big brother he leaves the village after probably no one ever asked him if he wanted to talk about his issues. Orochimaru has 'helped' him in taking a decision, but even without the Cursed Mark I think he would have left the village anyway at some point. Finds out that his brother had been manipulated by the village and pushed into killing the clan because it was the only way to leave Sasuke alive and people expect him to go back to Konoha? Hell fucking no, I would have raged as well. That fucking village broke my fucking brother, pushed him into killing an entire fucking clan and leave like a fucking criminal all the while the bastard (Danzou I'm looking at you) that started all this (my poor Shisui's death) is living happy and free like nothing happened? Yeah, no, fuck the village. Also, SasuSaku doesn't have sense? Sakura chased after Sasuke, trying to force her love on him, even if Sasuke never ever showed that sort of affection for her? If it was a man chasing after a woman like that people would have been pissed, but that's an entirely different topic so let's not go into that;

Uchiha Sarada, I don't follow Boruto, but she seems like a little kickass. Of course, Kishi is not good with women so she'll probably end up being in the background seemingly useless, so, you know 🤷🏻‍♂️

[nonbinarysasukes]

hokage!kushina au

minato rejected being hokage bc he knew his fiance had always wanted it, and bc he knew she had better leadership skills, so he recommended her for the post instead. and when the new hokage was announced as kushina uzumaki, kushina didn’t cry (minato did though). she squealed and hugged minato, then calmed herself down saying, “a hokage has to be cool and composed-ttebane!”

because of kushina’s smart thinking to put mikoto and fugaku on watch while she’s birthing, kurama is held back and sealed into her once more after naruto is born. minato and kushina raise their son into a wonderful (gay) boy. kushina and her bff mikoto find out abt danzo and have him sentenced to death. the members of root, including the children, are freed. 

kushina also abolishes the shitty team setup of “two boys one girl” and starts failing the incompetent boys and passing more girls instead. women’s rights in konoha have never been this good. more than half the anbu is now the women who never got a chance to fight bc of konoha’s elitist system. mikoto is promoted to captain like she should have been so many years ago.

kushina outlaws the hyuuga branch system to much outrage which thankfully calms down soon enough. hinata is never kidnapped bc konoha’s guards aren’t negligent. as a result, hizashi never dies, and he and neji are treated fairly. neji, hinata and hanabi grow up like siblings. hinata grows out of her stuttering habit and becomes a calm, mature young ninja. hanabi is the same bright, talented firework who goes on to lead the hyuuga. neji settles down with lee and gaara as an anbu of konoha many years later.

team gai remains the same, with their wholesome dynamic. neji plays along with lee’s rivalry, all the while hiding his huge crush on lee. tenten just smirks at them the whole time.

tenten gets to study under kushina - surprisingly the uzumaki clan also has a history of weapons. tenten falls in love immediately. she and temari draw in the chuunin exams and tenten gets enough courage to ask her out. they get married after steadily dating for five years straight. temari is the kazekage, so they get to meet on political missions (which end up being just makeout sessions but no one needs to know)

team 8 have kurenai sensei, as usual. she’s not with asuma bc he’s a creep but dates shizune instead. kibahinashino is a thing ok?! hinata is the team leader no questions asked. kiba and shino work amazingly well with her and they all lead feminist rallies together. kurenai has fun with her kids.

anko gets actual. fucking. therapy. kushina lets her nuke oro***maru herself. jiraiya is given a proper dressing-down for his perverted and irresponsible behavior and reforms himself. he takes an active interest in helping orphans and starts tons of orphanages. tsunade returns to konoha eventually and is also given a right scolding by rin and kushina. shizune joins in too.

kakashi, who moved in with kushina and minato not long after obito’s “death”, grows up as naruto’s big bro/uncle of sorts. rin grows to become a strong medic-nin, even learning from tsunade, and is easily able to fight off her kidnappers with a few punches, thus staying alive. obito never finds rin’s body and soon realises madara’s intents, managing to kill him while he’s asleep and running home to konoha where he reunites with his team. obito is fully pardoned by kushina, who gives him a huge hug as she announces his pardoning. minato cries.

there’s no uchiha coup bc they saved the whole damn village and are now respected and well loved. the uchihas also show their warmer side to konoha, which endears them further. fugaku retires from ninja work bc he’s Stressed TM and becomes a househusband. mikoto’s cool enough for both of them anyway, he reasons.

kakashi retires from ninja-ing at 20 and starts dating gai, whom obito sets him up with. rin and obito become the closest of friends but never get together bc obito gets over his puppy crush and rin’s aro. yamato adopts shin and sai, and obito and yamato start dating. 

naruto, sasuke and sakura are still put on the same team with yamato as a sensei, but naruto and sasuke grow up as really close friends. sakura never has a rivalry with ino bc sasuke’s always goofing around with naruto and doesn’t come off as ‘cool’ and ‘crushable’ - though he does grow into his coolness later lmao - and sakura later starts dating ino. (sasuke and naruto and sai set them up.)

team 7 are the BEST of friends, and when sai is added to the team (having had to undergo therapy to reverse root’s brainwashing) he fits in perfectly. he and sasuke have fun making dick jokes. naruto and sakura just face-palm at the two.

naruto’s still a bit of a goof and quite awkward, but he doesn’t have such a problem with chakra as he used to. he’s also talented with sealing, having been taught by kushina personally! he’s all-round average as he doesn’t have much stamina, but a brave shinobi. when he is fourteen he’s made the jinchuriki in an official ceremony.

sasuke pretends he can control naruto through his sharingan and scares him for nearly a month before revealing he’s joking. naruto was so mad (esp bc kushina and minato played along, like of COURSE)

sakura learns from rin rather than tsunade, who turns out to be a wayyyy better role model. she learns a lot about being a medic-nin and even develops her own style of taijutsu - blossom fist, which relies on strong and super-fast attacks by focusing on making the chakra overflow in an opponent’s bones, essentially breaking them. sakura also spends a lot of time with sasuke, both training their genjutsu together.

sasuke awakens his sharingan when he is twelve and itachi comes home half-dead from a mission. he turns out to be extremely talented with the doujutsu, perhaps more so than any member of his clan. itachi teaches him swordplay as well. sasuke also hones his lightning ability and, having never relied on the mangekyou, becomes a master of the regular ability of the sharingan. he receives training from kakashi and becomes almost as good a copy-nin as him.

tenten becomes hokage soon after kushina. sakura is her right-hand. sasuke and naruto are joint anbu captains (minato and fugaku are so proud). kushina officiates sakura and ino’s wedding. everyone’s actually happy.

kushina is regarded as konoha’s strongest hokage until tenten. she and tenten are considered to be on the same level. they’re even called “the twin queens” across the five shinobi countries.

anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk lol ik this got long but i wanted everyone and sadly i couldn’t have the akatsuki and everybody bc let’s be real how much can i type? i might put it in a part 2 tho!

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Ayesha Liveblogs Naruto Shippuden S20 (Pt. 3)

I wonder if going after Karin’s Tsukuyomi bulb was happenstance or whether Tobirama went “I smell an Uzumaki” and had at it

“Just be quiet for a bit” How dare you speak to your father this way Sasuke, Kakashi does nothing but love you

“EVERYONE WILL OWN A DOG. GO GET A DOG, HOKAGE’S DECREE!“ you’ve got my vote, Kiba

Mirai as a baby is an absolute unit and I love it

Shikamaru, getting down on one knee in front of Temari: Will you not marry me?

You know what. All these dreams are extremely realistic. I buy it. A teenage boy would totally dream about kicking his friends’ asses for fun even if he had the opportunity to do anything in the world. 10/10 believability 

Sai dreams about being told he has a nice smile and being twirled around by Naruto my boooooy 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“[My Sasori transformer] will be the guardian deity of the Sand” Kankuro pls

Omg Temari’s dream is so cute she wants her little brothers to need her

God the fact Gaara’s dream is about having a happy childhood PICK UP THE PHONE RASA I JUST NEED TO TALK

“Madara, don’t you dare talk about the Uchiha. The only one who has that right, is my big brother.” But he did... murder them, Sasuke. That is a thing that happened. My dear. My dude. He done did it.  

Having read Itachi Shinden none of this should be shocking but FUGAKU REALLY YOUR SON IS FOUR WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

“Listen Itachi, never forget this sight” well he sure won’t now that you’ve given him CHILD PTSD FUGAKU

“We finally have peace, and we must do our best to maintain it” Hmmm.... must you, Fugaku? Is that a thing you must do?

“What is life, anyway?” Damn my existential dread didn’t kick in at least until I was in school, Itachi

Sasuke was such a weird-looking newborn I love him

I wonder how the English dub will deal with the mild implications of inc/est between Itachi and Izumi

Please Mikoto your son is like 6 why are you having him babysit

God I am so used to every version of Itachi having the voice of a grownass man that hearing a child-like voice even when he is 6 is almost off-putting lmao

Full offence Obito but why do you have to be such a little bitch

“Oh good, I knew that you’d be alright” HE’S 6 FUGAKU

Why is Naruto just sitting in a basket on top of his father’s grave??? Who let you do this? Hiruzen what is wrong with you??

“I’m glad that you didn’t die” an accurate representation of Itachi’s social skills at all ages

DFhsdjfhkdsjhfk I love that Itachi has accidentally become these kids’ leader 

AHHHHH I guess that’s Hana next to Itachi I wanna see the cat ninja and dog ninja fight 

“If the fighting can be stopped, I’d like to stop it” Shisui <3 

Itachi’s sweet tooth is so goddamn cute ahhhh what a little nerd

Hhgfkhjfhl SASUKE’S PAW ENCYCLOPEDIA THE PREQUEL THIS IS WHAT I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED

“I mean, [ladies] are clueless” “How dare you insult my woman” Turns out the alcohol this cat was drinking was Respect Women Juice

God I love Minazuki-sensei he’s such a mess

“No they blew away in the wind” guess Itachi hasn’t picked up his snitching tendencies yet lmao

Baby Sasuke has acquired a younger voice too I guess. It is real late in the game to be establishing these lmao

Obito. I’m. Stop???? Please. Is this how Kakashi felt during the war

God I love Shisui the tiny ninja detective they really have left off some of the cooler aspects of being a shinobi in all the wild and flashy jutsu like during the Land of Waves arc when Kakashi kept noticing relatively mundane clues

“Shisui picked up on how I felt right from the beginning” welcome to empathy Itachi

“I’ll hand this intel over to Lord Hokage, and he will deliver a just and fair judgment” I like this ANBU vs. ROOT dichotomy but bold of you to assume Hiruzen won’t ultimately let Danzo do whatever he wants lol

Damn what the shit how does Shisui know who the foundation already isn’t he like 12 

The animation of this arc is nice but also so weird they really did make Itachi and Shisui’s eyes like half of their face

These wholeass adults getting between by two prepubescents lmao 

“A teleportation jutsu has no mass” wait WHAT I have so many questions Shisui what does that MEAN 

“I want to you to think of me as your older brother” HELL YEAH HE DOES

Ffgdfkghkjh what an abrupt voice change between age 8 and 11 Itachi

How many times have they animated these same goddamn Itachi scenes 

Holy shit it’s like they tried to tell the story of the Itachi Shinden novels and then got bored halfway through gfkhgfkhgkjh

“I’m exhaAAAUsted from my mission” Itachi pls why say it like that

“You have the Mangekyo as well?” Fugaku had a friend???? Unrealistic. Blocked

THEY KIDNAPPED NARUTO??? I DON’T REMEMBER THIS IN ITACHI SHINDEN

Genjutsu but I don’t remember that either ?!?!?! Doesn’t Fugaku spend all of Itachi Shinden being emotionally distant and sending Itachi mixed moral messages

Who is the Fugaku hater on this storyboard staff lmao I’m crying

I have a lot of thoughts about this art direction honestly why is everything in the shadows why are the character models so weird why is Itachi suddenly outside in the lightning for his murder discussion meeting instead of inside the council room if you had to shout over lightning people could hear you 

“I challenge you to the high jump” “You’re no match for me” Sasuke you’re the most obnoxious seven-year-old in the world I love it

“There’s something that I’d like you to help me with” a very casual opener when you’re proposing the murder of your entire clan but okay

They really leaned into the horror movie aesthetic huh fair enough 

I have some objections to register about Izumi’s death like both options are weird but at least in Itachi Shinden she wasn’t humiliated by Obito begging for Itachi to save her she had a degree of awareness and it was an impactful if strange scene

FUCK THE TOBI VOICE I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT I’M WHEEZING

Cute new ED but also the idea of Tobirama giving anyone a fistbump amuses me immensely 

“Who would’ve thought that that scuzzy bearded jerk would’ve been able to use a taijutsu like that” RUDE but also ‘scuzzy’ jhfjghkjhfgj

Omg that’s so funny they literally gave the former owner of Zabuza’s blade the same voice

This doesn’t make any fucking sense how could Juzo have the executioner’s blade when Zabuza would be like 21 when Itachi was 13 oh my god 

“The Hidden Mist doesn’t keep any prisoners” unsurprising but interesting

Is this meant to imply that Juzo is killed and then Zabuza immediately finds the sword and starts a coup because that’s hilarious

Wait how does them fighting the Mizukage make any sense isn’t Yagura under Obito’s control lmao who wrote this

Did Itachi just.... accidentally cripple the Mizukage omg [Zabuza screams in the distance]

Hahahaha I know it’s supposed to be evil but it’s really funny that Kakuzu killed his partner for being too slow

“I wouldn’t know how to cater to your moods” kjfhgkdhfgjh Kakuzu just got wrecked by a thirteen-year-old LMAO 

“I’m not sure what to do with you... whether to kill you right now or find a way to use you” KILL OROCHIMARU, ITACHI, IT’S GONNA SAVE YOU A LOT OF TROUBLE 

Why the hell would Kabuto be hanging out near the Akatsuki anyway isn’t he in a long term infiltration of the Leaf Village lmao or can Orochimaru summon him like a snake

On what basis does Pain decide these partnerships did Kisame and Sasori take a babysitting course or smth

The cutaway without the “This... is art” scene is almost funnier because it implies Itachi just had to flash his eyes at Deidara and Deidara was like, “HELLO AKATSUKI I AM HERE”

“I wouldn’t mind giving you a taste of my art” [insert ninja sex joke about Deidara’s mouth hands here]

Deidara really should not be old enough to be here by this point in the narrative but this entire arc has been wacky timeline wise

Man it must be fucked up to fight a puppet version of your own corpse

“What I really wanted... was to get a hold of Itachi’s body” you are the definition of stranger danger Orochimaru

From what I remember the video games had Kakuzu and Orochimaru approaching Hidan and not Konan and Itachi but I’m game for any Orochimaru erasure lmao

 I’m pretty sure all of that blood was Hidan’s?? World-building whomst

“He licked Kakuzu’s blood” did he though?? Show me his wound Itachi

OMG they’re really heavy-handed with Leaf!Itachi as if we did not just watch a bunch of episodes of Itachi caring about his village like honestly look at this:

Kisame: So even you have feelings for your birthplace, is that it?

Itachi: No. Not at all. [Sasuke, I hope that you’re safe.] 

(Me too Itachi 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)

“It’s been a long time... Saaasuke” could you say his name a little less weirdly please Itachi

You really can’t get mad at Kakashi for teaching Sasuke chidori Itachi like maybe if you would murder less people Kakashi would feel a little less overprotective

God was the only point of animating and voicing these scenes again so that Itachi could mentally apologize every twelve seconds? You know what fair enough, anxiety and depression be like that sometimes

“You still have people who’ll protect you” Oh plot twist Itachi was actually writing a “Nice” list instead of a “Naughty” list and Kakashi, Jiraiya and Naruto are all on it

Oh yeah I kind of forgot that this was all supposed to be like a 5 minute span for Sasuke’s flashback of Itachi’s entire life lmao

You know.... it’s real unclear to me how Obito wakes up from his trance lmao he may not be in a cocoon but he’s certainly exposed to the light

“Be careful. We’re surrounded on all sides by four of his shadows” “Yeah I know that” Yeah, Naruto knows it, but Sasuke’s warning where the Shadow Madaras are entirely for Kakashi and Sakura’s benefit BC HE WORRIES MY BABY BOYYYY

“This chakra is even way stronger than Ten-Tails” I really heard “Tenten” there and I was like, wait what did I miss with Tenten kfhkjhgkjhg

OH GOOD ANOTHER UCHIHA FLESH MOUNTAIN JUST WHAT WE NEEDED

“They’re turned into White Zetsu” I hate this nonsensical bit of world-building it made more sense and felt less weird when they were Hashirama clones like what the fuck

Oh I can’t believe this is making me feel almost bad for Madara did Zetsu really edit the Uchiha Stone Tablet’s Tsukuyomi section to say “Peace Plans” ain’t that how like the CIA entraps people 

“Hashirama... where did I go wrong” We’d need a lot more time than you have to unpack that Madara

“Countless nights passed” I mean. Was it countless nights. Because I think it was. A couple hours. This war arc spans like two days. I have spent more human hours on this arc than they’ve spent ninja hours in this war

“I can’t believe such a person existed” neither can I Sasuke it’s almost like she was invented specifically for this arc

For real Obito no offence but like why aren’t you dead it just doesn’t make much sense khkjfdhkjhgkjh

Hmmm not 2 be that gal but Kaguya’s voice is v pleasant on the ears 

“Sorry to be so rough with you, Obito” Kakashi. You loving, kind, dumb bitch. He stabbed you THREE TIMES in the past two days you really owe him like -1000 apologies

“This is also one of those times where your body just moves on its own” SASUKE CALLED OUT FOR LOVING HIS COMRADES

“I’ve got to get to Naruto” I love your dedication Minato but I feel as though the loss of both of your arms makes helping more difficult

Kakashi is not NEARLY as surprised about this levitation thing as he should be. I think as this point he’s just like. ‘This might as well happen’

All other things aside Kaguya’s really fun to look at damn

Okay okay okay not to look for too much logic in this ninja show but don’t both Naruto and Sasuke have Six Paths chakra why can only Naruto float is a metaphor for Sasuke’s fall from grace

“I am Kaguya’s child” I can only imagine a Game of Thrones-eque shadow flying out the hooha situation

“Just before the seal took hold, she gave birth to me, in order that she could be restored” I can only assume Kaguya fucked Bitterness and Regret and you know.... fair enough

I gotta tell you Zetsu being the primary narrator of this arc is jarring

Tenji seems kinda nice it’s a shame something terrible will probably happen to him

Say what you will about SP’s animation inconsistencies they can animate some beautiful-ass skies

“Is there anything that you desire” Get u a man like Tenji

Fellas is it gay to sit under the stars with your handmaiden who adores you in comfortable silence

“Even now you’re not scared. That just makes me like you more” take a shot every time a man is Like That (bah dum tss) 

“Do Not Touch Me,” wow Kaguya mood

I will clarify I said that BEFORE she exploded the men gkhkjfhgkhh

Tenji, that Aino lady is your subordinate are you really gonna leave her with the creepy That man u are not the man I thought you were

“Just tell him, and I’m sure that Lord Tenji will forgive you” to be fair Aino you could’ve elaborated u were just like ‘yup she killed them’ and left it at that

WOW I RESCIND ALL COMPLIMENTS TO TENJI CALM DOWN DUDE

When life gives u lemons use people as fertilizer for ur infinite lemon tree I guess

Are you telling me 1) Gamamaru has existed since the DAWN OF CHAKRA and 2) He knew all about this Tsukuyomi shit just like. Kept it on the DL. WHAT KINDA WORLD-BUILDING

Okay but for real did the Otsutsuki clan stem like.... all the clans, because there’s the Kaguya clan (through Hamura I guess?), and the Hyuga clan definitely through Hamura, and then the Senju, Uchiha, and Uzumaki through Hagoromo like just how many people did your kids sleep with and for that matter how long ago was this

“A real talking toad! Think people would like it if we caught it and took it home?” Why are Hagoromo and Hamura the cutest things in the world this is the sibling content we deserve

“You’re just a snake oil salesman, and not a very good one” oh I think I love Hamura oh no I would love a character who gets stuck on the moon 

Take a shot every time a woman exists to die and make a man sad 

“She fell in love with the ruler of this land and in time she became pregnant with the two of you” notice that at no point does Gamamaru say they got married can u believe Kaguya invented premarital sex

You know none of this goes against mine and Sloane’s Kagumo theory

“How can you see so far into a toad’s heart that clearly” Gamamaru and Hagoromo’s interactions are killing me

How much time has passed for Hamura’s hair to grow that long

Hamura @ Kaguya: BROTHERS BEFORE MOTHERS

HOW MUCH TIME HAS PASSED FOR HAGOROMO TO DEVELOP THIS BROW RIDGE SAGE LAND TAKES A TOLL 

Tenji doesn’t even appear in this flashback about love and betrayal it’s just Kaguya being bitter bc her gal Aino died they were in lesbians together

Every so often I’m reminded that Kishimoto has a twin brother and I wonder what he thinks about making the twins fight

“You enabled me to awaken the mangekyo sharingan and rinnegan” how do u even have words for those things. Didn’t they just happen right this moment

Wow this is all very Little Shop of Horrors, Momma feeds the tree with people juice and in turn it wants to protect her from harm

“I split the Ten Tails into nine souls” SOULS? HAGOROMO CAN... JUST MAKE SOULS. COULD HE POINT AT GAMAMARU AND SAY “YOU ARE TWO FROGS NOW” AND THAT’D JUST BE TRUE?

“We won’t be that far apart,” said Hagoromo, just as his brother was about to teleport to the moon

Side note: Maybe ur crops were failing bc without the moon the tides are all out of whack and you know, the moon was apparently just invented right now

“Time passed, and so did Hagoromo” I love this particular literary device

“Time after time I’d approach the reincarnates of Indra and Ashura” okay so we’re supposed to be down for not only regular reincarnation in Naruto but Indra and Ashura ONLY BEING BORN TO THE SENJU AND UCHIHA CLANS REPEATEDLY WHAT WHO WROTE THIS

Does this mean that people Naruto and Sasuke every 50 years????You’d think the Land of Fire would just. Get used to it

“Just with that alone, a thousands years passed” well at least we have some idea of how much time it’s been since Kaguya era lmao 

Ur telling me that this horseshit happened bc Tobirama doesn’t know to leave dead bodies well enough alone

SHHHHH I PREFER THE ZETSU BEING WEIRD HASHIRAMA CLONES

This montage of Zetsu taking credit for everything Madara and Obito did is not appreciated lmao take some responsibility for your actions!!!!

I’m gonna keep harping on this for the rest of the war honestly like where is the ACCOUNTABILITY

“So your teen rebellion continues” LMAO UR NOT WRONG

“I know that this could be our last hurrah, but we gotta give it our best shot” not much of a plan Naruto sweetheart but fair

Tag urself I’m Kakashi’s look of despair at his hormonal students

“And Sasuke? Sorry that my sexy jutsu didn’t work” I was not prepared for the sincerity with which that line was delivered

The Sad Old Man™ energy radiating off Obito is... Immense 

“We’re all ready to die” R U THINKING OF RIN BC SHE WAS READY TO DIE OR BC UR READY TO SEE HER EITHER WAY IT’S SAD KAKASHI

“I want to thank you for helping me out. And for helping Sasuke” “No, there’s no need to thank me” this is the first time Obito has been right about something since the age of 13

“I’m not going to waste time on speeches,” said Obito, in the middle of a dramatic speech 

Minato..... how did you chop the branch.... with no hands to pick up a kunai???????? What kind of yoga contortion was involved

What I imagine the subtext of this scene to be:

Hagoromo: New old son!!!! I am dad now

Hashirama, whose dad was Butsuma: [choking back tears] Okay

Tobirama: I also hate our father

They’re all taking to this “demi-god pops out of the bottom half of dead ex-comrade” thing pretty well but to be fair they’ve had a complicated day

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Kagami Uchiha's Importance In Naruto Series

Today we’ll be discussing my favorite Uchiha out of the bunch

Kagami Uchiha

I know the unfamiliar name may already have many of you Googling just who this character was. When thinking of all the Uchiha’s, the list goes something like this: Sasuke, Itachi, Madara, Obito, Shisui, Sarada, and some people tack on Izumi, Fugaku, and Mikoto if they really like the Uchiha enough to remember those last three.

However, there are few Uchiha that people would do good to remember that are of utmost importance to the plot of the Naruto series: Izuna, Kagami, and Naori, all respectively.

And if you don’t remember any of them? That’s perfectly alright! Combined, the three of them hardly have more than five minutes of screen time. Unless you felt the need to explore the characters thoroughly, or have an interest in the Warring States Era, you should hardly have recalled who they were.

This is beside the point though – my main focus is of Kagami and his analysis, though I will often be deferring to Izuna and Naori as examples, along with Tobirama Senju, Danzo Shimura, and Hiruzen Sarutobi as character buffs due to their relation with Kagami.

So, where to start? Let’s have a brief rundown of Kagami’s backstory pertaining to the story: this is what you probably know of Kagami at first glance if you remember him.

Kagami Uchiha was on Tobirama Senju’s task force and was a close body guard of the second Hokage, especially during the First Shinobi World War. Multiple times throughout the series, Hiruzen and Danzo both revere Kagami as having been an incredible fighter, and sometime before the age of twenty five, he had a child and died at that young age. I’m total, he has about less than a minute of screen time, and the most notable screencap he is in, is the one in which Tobirama named Hiruzen as his successor.

After that brief synopsis, you must be confused as to how I could go into any more detail about such a minor character. However, for someone who never spoke a single line in the series – Kagami himself speaks volumes about the Will of Fire and events leading up to the Uchiha Massacre.

Kagami’s main purpose in the series is to be the first Uchiha who willing revokes his status from the clan to follow the Will of Fire that Tobirama had hoped to instill across the village.

Now, it may never be stated that he had done something as harsh as remove himself from the clan, but I would like to turn our attention to the Naruto universe’s real life counterpart: Japan. More specifically in the Warring States Era of the series, Feudal Japan.

If you ever decide to pick up a history book or two about East Asia, you’ll be surprised to discover just how extensive loyalty to your own family went. Westerners hardly realize that last names were something that held more significance than sometimes even religious deities in the East Asian cultures. It was perhaps preferable to lose limbs rather than lose your family name – your loyalty was to your own blood, and those who controlled the government were afraid of that. Family was your law, your government, loyalty to your own blood was your society. In certain parts of Asian history, surnames were even banned in the hopes of severing the familial loyalty civilians clung to.

And from this I see people always ask: Why were the Uchiha so against integrating into Konoha like every other clan? And I give you that as an answer. The Uchiha were fire and passion – to lose their tradition, to meld within other clans was against their ways. They were selfish for the need to maintain status and power, keeping their sharingan closely guarded from those who are not to be blood related, enough to intermarry.

Might I remind you of the instance of Izumi Uchiha? Due to her father not also being of Uchiha decent, her mother and her were shunned by the rest of the Uchiha, labeled as outcasts.

And here I am to turn back to Kagami. For someone raised in a lifestyle, taught nothing but to see the clan as the only thing to pledge loyalty to, how could he ever revoke his status and turn his back on the clan?

And I tell you this:

Kagami was a dreamer.

Growing up quite possibly during the Warring States Era, or at least the bare end of it, Kagami must have seen nothing but endless deaths after deaths. Children his own age, his friends, his uncles, sent out to fight and never return. And for what? To maintain the clan’s pride and foothold in the world.

Imagine you’re in Kagami’s shoes. Unlike those around you, you don’t understand why you must die for the clan – all the meaningless, senseless deaths. It must have been an abhorrent childhood enough to give anyone series mental illnesses.

But as he grew, Konoha was formed, and although the Uchiha were still loyal only to themselves, Kagami found stance in Tobirama’s belief: The Will of Fire.

Unlike his clansmen, Kagami must have found purpose in Tobirama’s belief for peace through absolute loyalty to only the village. Time and time again he proved himself, not just to Tobirama, but the Uchiha themselves that they lost a major playing card within Kagami.

But just what is so important about Kagami joining Tobirama instead of the Uchiha? What did they lose?

In the many references Hiruzen and Danzo had stated of Kagami, they mentioned that he was incredibly powerful, and Shisui himself had admitted in that Kagami was much stronger than he ever was. And the most interesting part? It’s hinted that Kagami never obtained the Mangekyou Sharingan. His strength didn’t rely solely upon his bloodline.

Kagami’s influence of his passion for the Will of Fire was most obviously passed down to Shisui. This, of course, then influenced Itachi and soon the series spiralled from there.

But what else is there to examine? Surely, Kagami didn’t join Tobirama just for some silly belief in peace? Let’s look at Tobirama’s actions for a brief moment.

Contrary to popular belief, Tobirama himself didn’t hate the Uchiha. In fact, he was perfectly accepting of Kagami, as seen to why the other was placed as his body guard.

So why do so many accuse Tobirama of hating the clan so much? Like previously said, Tobirama firmly believed in the Will of Fire, and the Uchiha were against it. However, many may take Tobirama’s action of killing Izuna Uchiha, Madara’s brother, as a sign of his hatred.

I am here to say Tobirama’s actions were anything but pure hatred – it was for his loyalty and devotion to his brother. He had thought eliminating Izuna would keep his clan, and his brother, safe from harm. He followed in what he thought best for his brother. Nevertheless, such an action was a backhand to Hashirama’s dreams, as Tobirama soon discovered.

This is what had Tobirama so devoted to the Will of Fire. He wanted to keep his brother’s dream alive after he almost shattered it with his own selfish actions.

And I am sure the Uchiha talked about Izuna’s murder at the hands of Tobirama during his reign as Hokage. It was most likely their quipped used the most as to justify just how much Tobirama hated them – but Kagami must have seen the other side of Tobirama’s actions, analyzed them to see Tobirama’s true devotion and attempts to make the Uchiha remove themselves from selfish thoughts.

And there I said it again – the Uchiha are selfish. They are infected with the Curse of Hatred, which lead to many negative connotations as far as to many being power hungry.

However, Kagami, Shisui, Itachi, and Naori were the few who never were infected with such a curse – the first three due to their devotion for the Will of Fire. But what of Naori? Does she play a hand in discovering Kagami’s true analysis?

Naori, despite seeing horrors that unlocked her Mangekyou, was a kind soul who sought to stop others from falling into the Curse of Hatred. They sought power, and she sought the need to quell their macabre intentions. Her Uchiha passion wasn’t for hatred – it was for love.

And that’s the last key to Kagami’s personality – he was an Uchiha, yes, but his passion was not for revenge, hatred, power, or any other of the common Uchiha traits. No, his passion was for his devotion to his friends and Tobirama’s beliefs. He considered Hiruzen and Danzo as his great friends, and maybe that was the exact reason he had died so young, protecting his loyalty to those he had bonded with. He chose to bind himself to those he wished, not those he was born into.

All in all, Kagami’s decision and personality had greatly effected the series as a whole – not just with understanding the Will of Fire, but also his lineage within Shisui and by extent, Itachi.

For such a minor character to play such a large role within the series, it’s hard to imagine. But who knows? Maybe Kishimoto had meant to do this, to leave subtle hints in discovering the true reason behind actions within the Uchiha and prove the Curse of Hatred can be dispelled. Maybe it was an excuse as to why Shisui was never infected? At this point, we may never know. However, Kagami as a whole, for a character who hardly existed, had layers of subtext to him that makes him a special gem out of all the minor characters of the Naruto series.

I hope you all enjoyed me never shutting up about such a small character. I may do some other of my favorites in the future, but I just had to talk about Kagami because he’s so overlooked, but such in interesting character.

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Ino Yamanaka to the rescue AU

This is as Modern AU fic where Ino and Sasuke are cousins 

"You what?! Sasuke be serious! I told you NOT to be caught by the police while Party-rocking!!" Ino scolded him in the phone. She was so angry to her cousin/pain in the ego cousin.She already knows that Sasuke was being dragged by Naruto to go on a wild party, she wants to go but changed her mind since she knew that it would be troublesome and a waste of time to go there .She have the insight that she would be caught in a police and besides she was busy trimming her bonsai and taking care for Momo, her koala from Australia at the same time

"Let's not talk about it, I am asking you a favor, please...please... release me here.bail me out.. I am your official most cool cousin in earth" Sasuke pleaded reluctantly, Ino knew that It was really hard for him to plead for himself in his sake. As an Uchiha, they really had a huge ego and pride.Gosh she really want to smack the shit out of him for interrupting her, As a Libra, she really had scheduled her activities on her list, following it in exact time. and everyone knows that she was easily being pissed off if someone interrupting her fine schedule and That was Sasuke is doing right now.

"Official the most egoistical you mean"she retorted then rubbed her temple in annoyance while talking to the phone " So why do you want me to bail you out? what about Itachi?"

"Itachi is on a date with Izumi-chan" he replied

"What about Shisui?"

" He was with her girlfriend number 18"

" Obito-san?"

"Out of town with Rin"

"Grand-uncle hippie Madara-san?"

"That old geezer is going to kill me,I have enough listening of how Uchiha is like this and Uchiha Like that and he will kill you if you say that nickname again"

"Uncle Fugaku? Aunt Mikoto?"

"Same reason as Great-Grandpa Madara, and My mother would look at me with her Horrifying disappointment signature look"

"Serves you right, how about Great-Grandpa Izuna? "

" Have you no mercy? you have to drag the old-man into his safe haven just to bail me out?"

"Deidara-niisan?"

"He will laugh at me and NO I won't"

"Samui-neechan?"

"She's to aloof...and dont talk suggesting about Atsui, He also is in the lightning country"

"Fine! I will prepare myself,You owe me one big damn favor in this Uchiha!" She surrendered and prepare herself for her errand. Why oh why Kami-sama would gave her such troublesome cousin,Now she already have the reason to use Shikamaru's favorite word.

Sasuke should tell her the Damn right valuable reason why he got himself caught!

In The Konoha Police Station, Sasuke is with the others who had been caught in the Party because of the curfew, he was silently sulking in the corner while Sakura was beside him and apologized about what she have done " I'm sorry for what I have done Sasuke, You should just abandoned me and make your escape"

Sasuke raised his eyebrow" Why would I, is it wrong to save the girl who is unwilling to do what other men would want to do to her, I have a respect for women" He snorted " and besides Naruto dragged me into the party, I don't even know why I agree to come with him"She took a glanced at Sakura " and why are you in that loud party in the first place?" He thought Sakura was a bookworm kinda of a girl, she is beautiful in her own way and you can tell that she had a 'smart goody girl' vibe kinda thing but maybe he couldn't not judge someone by appearance,

Just Like his cousin from his Great Grand uncle Izuna. For the first place, Ino had been judged as a Dumb Blonde bombshell because of her looks but surprisingly she had a mind for memorize and can adapt in every situation and always focus on finding solution while complaining to the problems at the same time she also very competitive and a fangirl to everything related to Game of thrones and Phillipa Gregory. She was also the more understanding one than his other cousins,Unlike his other Uchiha relatives who always judge about how he chooses his friends

But she is also the most unruly of all Izuna-san Great-Grandchildren

"I'm with a friend,she asked me to come with her in the party since her parents didn't permitted her to go on the party alone but she abandoned me all by myself "she sigh and Sasuke raised both with his eyebrows, what kind of a friend who would abandoned her in a wild party? It's okay if they where all boys but girls?

"Hey Teme! did you have someone bailed you out?" Naruto loudly ask,who sat in front of him "We are the remaining one in the group, Chouji bailed Shikamaru already(He was just arrested because he just slept at the sofa all that time in the party) ,Kiba had been dragged by his sister outside by the ear Shino was bailed before us ,Lee was out already but it was quite disturbing when we saw him lip locking with kimimaro guy 'ttebayo" Naruto babbled then realization strike him like a wrecking ball in a wall "Shit!!! my kaa-san will kill me and Tou-san will let her do it!! " Sasuke just rolled his eyes and face palm

A pale-skin young man with black hair asked the officer a question about the where abouts of someone

" Sai-san?" Sakura recognized the person who was talking at the officer who was Yamato-san "Thank goodness"

"Sakura- chan do you know him?" Naruto bluntly asked Sakura just shrugged" Sai is my cousin, he lives with us."

Sakura sigh in relief and her eyes looks at Sai " Sai! thank goodness your here!"

Before Yamato unlocked their cell , Sai approached them with a panic and worry expression on his face" Ugly! WTF ARE YOU ARRESTED IN A WILD PARTY NO-LESS!! IF YOUR FATHER FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS HE WILL KILL ME IN A SLOW MANNER AND BE GROUNDED FOR LIFE!" He yelled at her like a brother reprimanding/scolding his younger siblings. Sakura winced, Sai only yelled at her like this when he's serious and angry

"I'm sorry Sai, I was dragged at that party, I didn't know she was really going there AND DON'T YOU CALL ME THAT NICKNAME BECAUSE WHERE NOT AT HOME! " Sakura hastly apologized but yelled back afterwards "Please Officer Yamato,let Sasuke-kun out, he was just arrested because he saved me" Yamato sighed but nodded he unlocked the cell and let Sakura and Sasuke out of the cell after Sai bailed them out

"Hey! I'm still here you know!" Naruto whined but the two just ignored the knucklehead because of relief , they where already out of the cell

"Good thing, you two are first timers so this will be considered warning "

Yamato sighed and looked at Sakura "you should stay away to the Uchihas if I where you "

Sasuke raised his eyebrow he was curious why he would tell Sakura to stay away from his family

"We get trouble with Uchihas all the time,those guys are the trouble magnet to begin with alongside with Izuna-san's children and Great- grandchildren in the Yamanaka side , that lad with you is the eighth uchiha who had been in jail,they are the regulars here since Madara-san " Sasuke widened his eyes Uchihas? Uchihas ? being arrested But Yamato-san babbled on

" Oh you didn't know? In his teens my grandfather told me he's the one who had been caught three times with Hashirama Senju-san they are being drunk in the streets,they have to be locked in a separate cells ,the last time they put the two of them in the same cell they are being rowdy and Madara always preaching about this 'infinite tsukuyomi".

His brother Izuna-san always fought against Tobirama Senju-san when they have to encounter each other, they are always being caught though, Fugaku-san also in his teens with Namikaze Minato-san have been caught drunk in the streets, his wife Mikoto-san is being arrested in a liquor party underage and the worse thing is she was driving on the streets drunk with a drunk Kushina no less, though Fugaku -san and Mikoto-san was reported to have Public display of affection, making out in the park while drunk" Sasuke was shocked he couldn't not imagined that his family really have that tendencies

Yamato sighed" Obito-san that mismatched-eye one, he had been reading one story of the Icha-cha paradise in a megaphone, on their flag ceremony at Konoha high,and he's drunk at that time,Shisui-san was being arrested because he faked his I.D and bought liquor underage, Itachi with his gang had been arrested because they are participating in riots in the streets and at drunk parties so does Deidara-san, Samui got arrested because she punch a police officer when she was fifteen and reported drunk, Atsui for climbing and trespassing areas he should not trespass and Tsubasa and Tsubaki, Izuna's spawn was arrested for annoying the neighborhood and drunk as a skunk also for acting like an exhibitionist. we still have their mugshots for memories"

The three of them are shock after what they had heard,while Yamato looked at them telling them" Be careful who you hang with"

Just then someone just barged in

"UCHIHA SASUKE! HOW DARE YOU TO CALL ME IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SCHEDULE AND COME ALL THE WAY HERE FROM MY WORK ZONE JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT CAUGHT BY THE BLOODY POLICE!!" Yamanaka Ino arrived at the scene with baby Momo the koala being draped around her shoulder, Sasuke always wonder when Ino found that lazy,greedy ass koala of hers who always steals Sasuke's tomatoes when he comes for a visit. he always doubted if that monstrosity who clings on her is really a koala or a monkey

"Ino, I'm sorry I'm-" Sasuke has been cutted out

"Have you learned nothing?!? I always told you that Do not get caught by the police while party-rocking!!?" Ino snapped " When you saw the blue and red sign that's the time you must run for your damn life!!"

Yamato smiled and greeted the new comer" The queen of prison! Yamanaka Ino , It's been a long time ! How have you been?"

" Oh Shut it Yamato, You know I stopped getting caught after I turned fifteen" she said in a mocking voice

"Only because I stopped trying to get a grip on you and save your father all the trouble and shame. I think he totally thought that you and your siblings tendencies and schemes comes from the Uchiha side , I stop telling him that his children causing trouble in his Free time on Sunday in the Konoha Private clan leaders club"

"Oh Come on Yamato, you stop telling him because you got tired chasing me when I cause ruckus, no matter how hard you tried. Dude, you don't even bother look under your car or in the roof either" Ino smirked "Here I brought the usual" she said before lifting a paper bag the guy took to his desk, it was filled with doughnuts, a burger with fries, soda, chocolate chip cookie,green tea , two box of takoyaki, and two bento of sushi rolls

"Ahahahaha the Uchiha -Yamanaka bailing system , You can get your cousin out since it's his first time, he saved the girl from being harassed though and I will not book him because its his first time.His responsible enough, I hope he wouldn't not follow his family's footsteps" He addressed the two people with them and he was out of the scene while carrying his goodies

Sakura was shocked to know that Ino Yamanaka and Sasuke Uchiha are cousins! she thought they where dating because they where closed to each other and she never thought Sasuke would react so sheepishly when he was in front of his loud and proud cousin ,And she really was the queen of prison ,she saw how she was greeted respectfully by the other officers passing by

" Wow, Sasuke! You got arrested for saving a girl?" she patted and messed his hair "Nice move cousin!"

Sasuke sighed" Any decent man will do it Ino" then take his step slightly away from her "Don't go to near to me when your with your devil creature " he retorted

Ino mocked " after saving your ass, you would treat me like this? and My Momo is not a devil, he is the most cutest mommy's helpful angel in the world" she huffed and her attention is now on the two people, she grinned at them " Sakura! goodness gracious are you alright, thank god you are being saved by my cousin even though he is not really good at having conversation with women generally" she literally bounced at them and Sasuke just scoffed

Sakura chuckled " I am thankful for that , You didn't tell me that Sasuke is your cousin!"

Ino just rolled her eyes and snickered "Darling you didn't asked and besides I'm always get irritated when people assume me and him are a couple, or Itachi and I as a couple" she puffed

" and besides I'm not Cercei Lannister even though we may have the same blond hair , I'm not into cousin incest or any kinds of incest" she cackled then suddenly she saw Sai who had just being silent in the entire time just stared at her and admiring the blonde beauty who is talking to his cousin.

Ino let a flirty smile and winked at the man beside Sakura " Hello Handsome, I'm Yamanaka Ino, and this is my koala momo and you are?" she raised a hand and appears that she wants a handshake

"Sai, my name is Sai Shimura, Im Sakura's cousin" he returned the handshake "and I heard you say a character from Game of Thrones?" he asked

" Oh yeah that's a reference, do you watch the Television series?" she asked ,she was filled with interest

"That's my favorite Television series and I have read the books" Sai answered with a grinned on his face

" Oi Ino stop flirting already, I want to go home now" Sasuke distracted them

"Shut it Uchiha, You are just jealous because you don't get a move to Sakura because you're to embarrassed to talk to her " she laughed when Sasuke was as red as a tomato while Sakura pouted

Ino let out a calling card with a pink font of lipstick on it " Here's my number Handsome ,call me if you needed anything, I hope this encounter will make your interest of me worth it.." she kissed Sai's cheek

" Hey Ino stop flirting with my cousin, he is so easily getting flustered " Sakura said with an amused expression on her face

Ino giggled and said " Sakura-chan, how I wished to joined you for your errand but our schedule is packed so call me when your free?"she kissed Sakura in each cheeks " Hope you seduced Sasuke on your bed sooner darling, if I want to have an addition in this crazy family , You already got my attention. Your strong enough to endure many threats from angry fan girls I'm sure" She winked

"INO! WE NEED TO GO" Sasuke said annoyingly

"Bye handsome, bye darling " she gleefully as she followed an embarassed Sasuke out at the Police Station

Leaving a blushing man and a flustered woman

"Sai, will you tell mom and dad about this?"

"No, I won't, but do it again or I will let uncle and auntie bailed you out of prison and be grounded for life"

"I can't believe this, they where judging me for having a wild and reckless friends while they are also been troublemakers in the past" Sasuke complained " Hypocrites"

"Well that is what we are, but seriously I can't believe this, Great Grand uncle hippie is a wild emo teen in the past? Jeez, I'm going to use black mail on him to let him buy me new clothes and build a green house for me " She said jokingly as she drove her SUV car in order to drive Sasuke home" and also you can use that in order to to lessen your punishment when they knew you where being arrested"

" I don't appreciate what you did with Haruno" Sasuke said

" Oh Come on, I know you are having interest in her and besides its now the time to awaken your Uchiha sexual virility, Its been a while since you and Karin" she commented "hey don't do that, You'll wake Momo up!"

Sasuke slap her shoulder teasingly with a blush of embarrassment on his cheeks " I don't even bother waking your koala up, tsk, you really spoke up as if your going to get laid"

Ino rolled her eyes" Her cousin actually, he interest me, he watches my favorite series and read the books, I really need someone else talk about it besides of Itachi and Kisame, even though Kisame always freaked out every time someone died brutally" she smirked " and besides he got that dominant vibe on him in bed that I'll thought some kinky stuff in my dreams with him so yeah, It interest me "

"Really, Ino you are the most perverted woman I have ever encountered " He commented dryly

" Killjoy, and Besides You owe me a favor Sasuke, be a man and asked Sakura a date and stop judging my appetites" she huffed

Ino always teased him by voicing up her sexual preference, when discussing about it, she only talks to Sasuke she always enjoys the flustered face of his

"Besides, I wonder what will happened if I call him Daddy in bed"

"That's it Ino Im Out!!"

AN: I always Ship Sasuino in the past but know I slowly recovered and accepted my defeat but it will also good if they have a BROTP ship and it is them ;)