#obi wan club

[vertigoartgore]

1984's Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom turns 40 today. Feel old yet ?

[kieran-culkins]

Dune: Part Two dir. Denis Villeneuve (2024) // The Northman dir. Robert Eggers (2022) // Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith dir. George Lukas (2005)

[politicalprocrastinator]

I need to talk about the fucking club scene in attack of the clones cos I'm obsessed with it but correct me if I'm wrong jedi can't have possessions so they don't have money. so when obi wan decides to abandon his hunt for a fucking assassin to get drunk on the job (fucking wild move btw that man is fucking insane anyone who acts like he would be a better partner to padme when he canonically abandoned a mission to catch a woman who attempted to kill her is diabolical) is this man just getting free drinks?

cos now I'm thinking about left leaning senator padme in budget negotiation sessions being like and we're spending HOW MUCH on the JEDI BAR TAB???

[starwarsbookclub]

Happy Valentines Day from the Star Wars Book Club 🌸💖 (part 2)

[jedi-starbird]

Finding out that Dooku took on his first padawan at 22 is truly mind-bending info to process like what do you mean he was 22. I'M 22. I do not feel in any way qualified to take on a kid!!!! I can barely look after myself!!and Dooku only had a 6 year apprenticeship!! He's basically taking on a kid directly after finishing a high school education.

He became a padawan at 16 in 86BBY and then takes Rael as padawan in 80BBY presumably directly after his knighting!!!! Dooku. What the Fuck.

Did he look at baby Rael and call dibs? Dooku must have snatched him up as soon as he was knighted cause if he waited that means his apprenticeship was FIVE OR LESS YEARS. Yoda spent maximum 6 years with this future sith lord and was like oh yeah he's done cooking, go on, get. Just... oh my god.

[tarabyte3]

What are they serving so hard here for? Especially Oppo Rancisis. No wonder he survived Order 66.

[sw5w]

You Want to Go Home and Rethink Your Life

STAR WARS EPISODE II: Attack of the Clones 00:23:01 - 00:23:02

As Immi Thrax points out on Bluesky, one of the sources for identification of drinks at the Outlander, How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks and Other Galactic Survival Skills, may not be entirely accurate.

Toniray wine, which here is labeled as the reddish beverage that Elan Sel'Sabagno drinks, is actually described in Bloodline by Claudia Gray as being teal in color. The Toniray you can buy at Oga's Cantina at Galaxy's Edge also supports this, as it too is teal in color.

Immi also noted that several other drinks in the How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks... diagram don't match their descriptions in other sources:

• Starfire 'Skee, shown in the diagram as a dark blue color, is described in Aftermath by Chuck Wendig as being "brown and muddy".

• Port in a Storm, shown in the diagram as yellowish-orange in color, is described in Bloodline as being "reddish amber" (maybe better matching the tube labeled as Trandoshan ale or even Corellian Red).

Listing of callouts for search purposes:

• Agira Nyrat • Artuo Pratuhr • Civ Sila • Dannl Faytonni • Daro Willits • Di Mantid • Elan Sel'Sabagno, aka Elan Sleazebaggano • Immi Danoo • Joshua Jinzler • Kalyn Farnmir • Obi-Wan Kenobi • Onyeth Canavar • Reina March • Rosha Vess • Whimper Save • Zey Nep

• Unidentified Humans

• Alderaan • Core Worlds • Jedi mind trick • Toniray wine

• Unidentified beverages

[threebea]

Obi-Wan gets flack for calling out the Mos Eisley Space Port, but he actually says to Luke "Wormie" Skywalker YOU will never find a more wretched hive etc etc. He was making judgments about Luke who spends his time hanging out at Toshi Station talking about nerd things. He didn't see Luke facing the Emperor coming. He thought they were gonna pick up Leia and she'd do it.

[duchess-of-mandalore]

Obitine Fic Club: She Said the Word

On Monday, November 25, 2024, we're kicking off the Obitine Fic Club with a reread of @the-obiwan-for-me's She Said the Word, a Star Wars AU where Obi-Wan Kenobi and Satine Kryze's year on the run ended very differently.

Whether you're discovering this story for the first time or are already a fan of the Kryze family's adventures, you're invited to join us in reading four chapters a week and posting any comments, reflections, or questions for the author you have!

(Cover art by the lovely and talented @mg024)

[pedroam-bang]

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)

[raiidsol]

in less than 10 episodes darth maul tricked ezra, made him believe that he was a friend, lied to him, betrayed him, blinded his master, was one of the causes that ahsoka didn't came back, held the rebels family hostage, hurted them, robbed kanan's holocron, almost KILLED kanan AGAIN and tricked ezra AGAIN.

he messed with the space family so i don't care about anything else that he has to say. obi wan should've gone for his fucking head.

[lightasthesun]

you know what I think would be really funny?

Truth or dare or something similar with pre-relationship codywan.

[thejediandthemandalorian]

So I have this mildly amusing concept in my head that follows my Codywan at a bar concept (that I don't think I've shared.) It would be really amusing if a bunch of horrible stuff happened and then the 212th and 501st all head back to coruscant together and Cody is all mopey and upset and distancing himself from obi wan for whatever reason and Rex is like 'dont worry we're gonna go to a bar tonight and make this better' and Cody is like fuck no, because Cody. And then Rex tells Fox and Fox, Mr by the book, is like oh yeah sure let's go and he's the one who picks Cody up and is like you're going. And when they get to the bar Rex is already there but he's got Anakin and obi wan with him and Cody is like...pissed at Rex and Fix because this was a set up. And all the sudden Quinlan appears out of nowhere, turns out fox didn't choose to come Quinlan said 'youre going, we're getting obi wan and Cody together, and we'll have a date night' and fox had like begrudgingly agreed for that reason. Cut to Rex is sitting awkwardly at a table with Cody And Obi wan, making sure they drink, and is also drinking himself and eventually Rex gets tired of them and goes and starts dancing with Anakin who hit the dance floor as soon as they got there. Cut to a little later, Cody is DRUNK. And obi wan is really drunk too, but he had gone off to the bathroom so Cody is still awkwardly sitting at the table people watching. Quinlan and Fox have long since disappeared. Anakin and Rex are like dancing so close they might as well be one person. And Cody's by himself. A club dancer comes up and Cody is drunk enough she convinces him to dance with her. Cody is in a State™️ and this girl just taught him how to dance. He's like out of it, that's how drunk he is, and obi wan comes back, also like super super drunk, downs another drink, and sees this club dancer hanging all over Cody and putting her hands all over him and having Cody do the same to her. So Obi Wan walks up to Cody is like 'mind if I cut in' and this club dancer is just like oh another hot man yeah sure and obi wan cuts in, but he doesn't dance with her, he starts dancing with Cody. Cut to Cody's memory pretty much blacking out and waking up the next morning in Obi Wan's bed at the Jedi Temple. He's confused at first because he's been in this room before but can't place it and then he realizes where he is. Obi Wan is awake and tells him good morning, both have horrid hangovers but the minute Cody hears Obi Wans voice he practically falls out of the bed and hits the floor, scrambling to put his clothes back on because he's just in a t shirt and briefs and he's freaking the fuck out cause he just woke up in the same bed as obi wan. Which it's not the first time he's fallen asleep near Obi Wan, but he also can't remember much of anything. So Cody rushes out the door, Obi-Wan calling after him (spoiler alert they didn't do anything they both just went back to Obi-Wan's place and crashed because they're old and boring even when drunk off their asses, but also they're in the middle of a war so they have every right to be exhausted.) And Cody goes rushing back to the barracks and practically pounds on Rex's door until he opens up. And when he does Cody starts talking real fast and Rex is like half sitting up watching him, not really as hung over cause he didn't drink that much, and has a higher tolerance than Cody cause let's get real he drinks way more often. And Cody is rambling and Rex is just like 'cody calm down it's okay, have a seat.' and Cody sits and puts his pounding head in his hands and is like 'I slept with Obi Wan.' but he doesn't know if they banged or not (they didn't.) And suddenly another person sits up in Rex's bed and suddenly Anakin is there and he's like 'what?! You slept with Obi Wan?!? Obi Wan slept with someone?!' and then chaos, hilarity, and angst ensues.

Like believe me, there's so much more to this idea but this much has me giggling.

[art-time-for-january]

Getting in on the meme

It’s hard to tell in black and white but the space marine in the back is supposed to be agent Washington. From the popular web series Red Vs Blue. That’s why he gets his little pops of colour. And curly straw.

Also yes, Diaspro is 100% wearing her seatbelt incorrectly.

Obi would rather be on a road trip with literally anyone else.

Draw your comfort characters, based on:

Also, here’s what the preliminary sketch looked like:

[g00seg1raffe]

Obi-Wan Kenobi's net worth at the height of the clone wars - 52,365,000 credits. yeah... that's a lot.

general. my good sir. obi wan. why do you smoulder so hard these are mug shots

can you control yourself for like 20 seconds this is serious you are a war criminal

[iloveolivegarden]

Remus Lupin Variants (in my opinion)