#obi wan club

[vertigoartgore]

1984's Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom turns 40 today. Feel old yet ?

[lochlanratliff]

Dune: Part Two dir. Denis Villeneuve (2024) // The Northman dir. Robert Eggers (2022) // Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith dir. George Lukas (2005)

[soup-of-madness]

A moment of my life that probably happened in TCW

Obi-wan, scolding them: why on earth did this happen? You should all be able to do this, you are all above 1 metre- Everyone’s heads whip towards Ahsoka:… Ahsoka: IM TALLER THAN A METER! Anakin: the fact you had to clarify this is why we doubted it

[politicalprocrastinator]

I need to talk about the fucking club scene in attack of the clones cos I'm obsessed with it but correct me if I'm wrong jedi can't have possessions so they don't have money. so when obi wan decides to abandon his hunt for a fucking assassin to get drunk on the job (fucking wild move btw that man is fucking insane anyone who acts like he would be a better partner to padme when he canonically abandoned a mission to catch a woman who attempted to kill her is diabolical) is this man just getting free drinks?

cos now I'm thinking about left leaning senator padme in budget negotiation sessions being like and we're spending HOW MUCH on the JEDI BAR TAB???

[jedi-starbird]

Finding out that Dooku took on his first padawan at 22 is truly mind-bending info to process like what do you mean he was 22. I'M 22. I do not feel in any way qualified to take on a kid!!!! I can barely look after myself!!and Dooku only had a 6 year apprenticeship!! He's basically taking on a kid directly after finishing a high school education.

He became a padawan at 16 in 86BBY and then takes Rael as padawan in 80BBY presumably directly after his knighting!!!! Dooku. What the Fuck.

Did he look at baby Rael and call dibs? Dooku must have snatched him up as soon as he was knighted cause if he waited that means his apprenticeship was FIVE OR LESS YEARS. Yoda spent maximum 6 years with this future sith lord and was like oh yeah he's done cooking, go on, get. Just... oh my god.

[tarabyte3]

What are they serving so hard here for? Especially Oppo Rancisis. No wonder he survived Order 66.

[fuckyouquiznak]

So, recently I have been in this loop of rewatching Glee and being obsessed with Star Wars…. Here’s some good old Obikin in the AU!Glee because midichlorians told me I had to.

Of course, I believe in the following headcanons:

Obi-wan is the Glee Club teacher. He is new at school. The glee club seemed like a good project to start. He knows his students are not very good singers… still he truly believes in them and always pushes them to give their best (Ashoka and the Clones try very hard, ok!? Not everybody is gifted)

Anakin is insufferable (<3). He is Rachel Berry but popular — a nightmare. Of course, he is good in everything he does. He is a straight A student, part of the football team, in the cheerios and he is the main singer of the glee club.

Basically the glee club could be called “Anakin and the others” and nobody would care

“oh well, at least he made the glee popular” - said everybody

To be totally honest though, Anakin didn’t wanna be a singer. In fact, he used to bully the glee members with slushes like everyone else. However, he changed his mind when he saw the new hot professor

Anakin has a huge crush on Mr. Kenobi

Like huge huge

And he is not very subtle about it Suzy Pepper coded.

He makes all sorts of advances. He gives Mr. Kenobi gifts (spot them in the drawing), he tries to make excuses to stay longer with him in the auditorium “tO sTuDY tHe sOngS” like he doesn’t eat high notes for breakfast

He even started wearing the cheerios uniform more after he found out Obi-wan likes how the pants make his butt look (he didn’t like say it out loud, but Anakin swears the older man has indeed looked at his butt once)

Obi-wan is so uncomfortable about it

Part of him wishes to just ban Anakin from the glee club in order to completely avoid him, but unfortunately there is no glee without Anakin’s voice

He has no choice The Force ships it

But Anakin is not that bad after all.

Sure, he is cocky, arrogant and manipulative. But he can be also very sweet, loyal and attentive. And he is undeniably attractive…

But he is one of his students!!! A minor!!!! He shouldn’t even be looking at him!!! Illegal!!! And against all decencies and morals!!! —Though his butt in the cheerios uniform does look great

Palpatine is the Cheerios coach. He is not happy about Anakin going around singing songs with those nerds of the glee club and skipping the cheerleading practice

Yoda is principal Higgins

Eventually, Obi-wan does fall in love with Anakin

“That’s fucked up and I am here for it” - Qui-gon Jin, football coach, Obi-wan’s best friend

“We all knew before it even happened” - Ashoka, glee member

“I think Mr. Kenobi made Anakin gay. Too bad, he was a good boyfriend, really god with his hands” - Padme, former ? Anakin’s girlfriend and school counselor

“Why is everybody talking about love drama and not doing glee club stuff? What happened to singing and dancing?“ - Dooku, former founder of the glee club back in the days and occasional guest star

Don’t worry. Obi-wan is very legal.

The moment stuff gets heated with Anakin (they kiss on the lips one time and he pulls away after one second) he dramatically resigns from teaching

He has failed his student. He blames himself for grooming him.

“Grooming what grooming? I did it all by myself. I just like older people. Ask Padme” - Anakin

Obi-wan has already made his decision. “It’s better for everybody” except everybody disagrees…

Ofc he leaves just before the glee club finals… and then I stop because this is getting out of hand

“This story sucks, I am so thankful Richard Rodgers didn’t get to hear it” - Dooku

“Richard who?” - Ashoka

If anybody has other headcanons or just wants to write a ff about it, I would be so happy to hear it — I just want these two to be happy at least in one universe.

[sw5w]

You Want to Go Home and Rethink Your Life

STAR WARS EPISODE II: Attack of the Clones 00:23:01 - 00:23:02

As Immi Thrax points out on Bluesky, one of the sources for identification of drinks at the Outlander, How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks and Other Galactic Survival Skills, may not be entirely accurate.

Toniray wine, which here is labeled as the reddish beverage that Elan Sel'Sabagno drinks, is actually described in Bloodline by Claudia Gray as being teal in color. The Toniray you can buy at Oga's Cantina at Galaxy's Edge also supports this, as it too is teal in color.

Immi also noted that several other drinks in the How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks... diagram don't match their descriptions in other sources:

• Starfire 'Skee, shown in the diagram as a dark blue color, is described in Aftermath by Chuck Wendig as being "brown and muddy".

• Port in a Storm, shown in the diagram as yellowish-orange in color, is described in Bloodline as being "reddish amber" (maybe better matching the tube labeled as Trandoshan ale or even Corellian Red).

Listing of callouts for search purposes:

• Agira Nyrat • Artuo Pratuhr • Civ Sila • Dannl Faytonni • Daro Willits • Di Mantid • Elan Sel'Sabagno, aka Elan Sleazebaggano • Immi Danoo • Joshua Jinzler • Kalyn Farnmir • Obi-Wan Kenobi • Onyeth Canavar • Reina March • Rosha Vess • Whimper Save • Zey Nep

• Unidentified Humans

• Alderaan • Core Worlds • Jedi mind trick • Toniray wine

• Unidentified beverages

[threebea]

Obi-Wan gets flack for calling out the Mos Eisley Space Port, but he actually says to Luke "Wormie" Skywalker YOU will never find a more wretched hive etc etc. He was making judgments about Luke who spends his time hanging out at Toshi Station talking about nerd things. He didn't see Luke facing the Emperor coming. He thought they were gonna pick up Leia and she'd do it.

[pedroam-bang]

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)

[duchess-of-mandalore]

Obitine Fic Club: She Said the Word

On Monday, November 25, 2024, we're kicking off the Obitine Fic Club with a reread of @the-obiwan-for-me's She Said the Word, a Star Wars AU where Obi-Wan Kenobi and Satine Kryze's year on the run ended very differently.

Whether you're discovering this story for the first time or are already a fan of the Kryze family's adventures, you're invited to join us in reading four chapters a week and posting any comments, reflections, or questions for the author you have!

(Cover art by the lovely and talented @mg024)

[raiidsol]

in less than 10 episodes darth maul tricked ezra, made him believe that he was a friend, lied to him, betrayed him, blinded his master, was one of the causes that ahsoka didn't came back, held the rebels family hostage, hurted them, robbed kanan's holocron, almost KILLED kanan AGAIN and tricked ezra AGAIN.

he messed with the space family so i don't care about anything else that he has to say. obi wan should've gone for his fucking head.

[lightasthesun]

you know what I think would be really funny?

Truth or dare or something similar with pre-relationship codywan.

[yelenok]

The Big tchun-tchin was, as expected, staffed by Twi'lek women, pacing the smoky booths with customers. Sometimes they ended up on someone's lap or danced lewdly on the table, and their bras and panties were stuffed with cubes of credits. The center of the hall was cleared of tables, and the drunken youth of Coruscant were raging on it to the roaring music.

Glowing like two neon signs, the Jedi and Padawan were marking time, slightly stunned by the bacchanalia going on around them.

“We're like an old couple at prom. We stand out too much,” Obi-Wan complained.

“How about a dance, then?” Anakin grinned mischievously, grabbing his Master by the hand and pulling him into the agitated, colorful sea of ​​​​a variety of creatures.

Excerpt from my obikin fic on Ao3. PG-13, night club, first kiss, dancing

[malleepp]

They are definitely not lost

[art-time-for-january]

Getting in on the meme

It’s hard to tell in black and white but the space marine in the back is supposed to be agent Washington. From the popular web series Red Vs Blue. That’s why he gets his little pops of colour. And curly straw.

Also yes, Diaspro is 100% wearing her seatbelt incorrectly.

Obi would rather be on a road trip with literally anyone else.

Draw your comfort characters, based on:

Also, here’s what the preliminary sketch looked like: