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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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OH So this guy’s purpose in life is to hang out in a Pokémon Center on Poni Island and tutor one move that only one Pokémon can learn, a Legendary postgame Pokémon from a Hoenn one/four generations ago. And that Pokémon naturally knows that move anyway.

Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader Simón Bolívar.

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transgender johnny cash voice: i hrt myself today

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hello DS9 fandom

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BUILD your empire.....

engage in COMBAT with others.....

learn DARK SECRETS.......

all at the GOCEY STORE

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It’s ELECTRO. Pre-order this Amazing Spider-Man 2 Collector’s Edition NOW from Amazon.com: http://amzn.to/1g9mBVV.

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Me instantly blocking people that have their hogwarts house in their bio

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there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

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Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.

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Big fan of characters who “kill” their younger selves. Characters who resent the past version of themselves for letting them get hurt, who look at that kid and feel revolted by the foreignness of it. Characters who feel they have to cut the child out of them like a tumor because it’s hurting them too much and if I don’t kill you you’ll kill me. Nearly nothing remaining of that past self but for the little connections and mannerisms they can’t kick, and when it shines through, it’s a terrible, tragic thing, because the child is still in there. It’s in there and it’s grotesque in its suffocation. But it’s there.

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dont know how to get this gunk off my car so ive just been driving lol REALLY bumpy today

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why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand