#obeyme diavolo

[zinya]

Obey Me Incorrect Quotes #3

Mammon: Why are you standing on the sofa?

Mc: I wanted to see what would happen if I taped a knife to a Roomba

Mammon: Okay. and?

Mc: I went to put the tape away and when I turned back around it was gone. I haven't seen it since

(Five minutes later)

Levi , walking into the room:

Why are you both standing on the couch?

Mc: RUN AWAY LEVI RUN AWAY! IT' S OUT FOR BLOOD!

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Lucifer : *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Asmodeus : I see you're bursting out the spring colors.

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*Dinner at the House of Lamentation*

Mc: The food is too cute, I can't eat it!

Lucifer :

Mammon:

Levi:

Satan:

Asmodeus: You're cute, but I'd still eaty-

Simeon: ONE DINNER

Belphi : *sighs* here we go again

Simeon: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK!

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Mc: you know what sucks?

Diavolo: vacuums

Mc: you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

Diavolo : black holes

Mc: ..

Mc: you know what isn't cool?

Diavolo: lava

Mc: i swear there's a special place in hell reserved for you

Diavolo: yeah it's called the throne

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Mc: Okay, let's be honest.. you love me

Mammon: I literally would sell you for moldy sandwiches

Mc: Last night you came into my room, charged my DDD, fixed my blanket, and kissed my forehead

Mammon: Y-you weren't asleep?

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Mc : A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it

Mc: And I started thinking

Mc: Like it was just trying to get food

Mc: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck

Mc: How would I feel ?

Satan : Are you okay ?

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Asmo: Hey pretty , what're you up to? ;)

Mc: Eating cereal in bed

Asmo: And what would you be doing if I was in bed with you?

Mc:.......I would still be eating my cereal?

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Satan: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Beel will and will not eat.

Mc: Grass? Yes!

Satan: Moss? Yes!!

Mc: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Satan: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Mc: Worms? Sometimes!

Satan: Rocks? Usually nah.

Mc: Twigs? Usually!

Satan: Solomon's cooking? Inconclusive!

Lucifer: How did you... test this?

Mc: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eat it, he eat it.

Lucifer: ... I don't know how to feel about this.

Mammon: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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*Mc applying chopsticks*

Solomon: What flavor is that?

Mc : Oh, it's strawberries

Solomon: can I try it?

Mc: *hands over chapstick* sure

Solomon Kiss Mc

Solomon: holy shit it does

[Mc thas stopped functioning]

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Lucifer : As far as I'm concerned, I don't blush.

Mc: Oh really? What if I do this?

*kisses him on the cheek*

Lucifer: Nope

*Mc kisses on the other one*

Lucifer : Nada

*Mc hug him*

Lucifer: Goose eggs

*Mc kisses him hard on the lips*

Lucifer: Nothing

Mc : Well, I guess I got nothing too. *walks out the rooms*

*Lucifer... turns read as a tomato*

[lovemidnighteclipse12]

Incorrect Quotes 1

For Obey Me involving my OC Lilac

Obey Me Master List

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Lilac: We're low on funds who has an idea

Mammon rises hand

Satan: Something that isn't involving theft

Mammon lowers his hand

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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Lilac: Thanks fam! Lucifer: oh no Mammon: *cries* I love you too Satan: Sounds fake but okay Diavolo: *A flustered mess* Barbatos: can i get a refund

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Lilac: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Lucifer: Wasn't Mammon with you? Mammon: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Lilac: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Lucifer: You’re a hazard to society Mammon: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Lilac: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Lucifer: What did you do? Lilac: Nobody died. Lucifer: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Lilac *whenever it's an attempt to cure her family*: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

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Belphie: I just watched Solomon jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, they weren't hurt that badly. But the whole time, Lilac was screaming for help, which caused Mammon to run in to help Solomon. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes.

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Lilac: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me. Solomon: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

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Lilac referring to Maddi: I like her she's my friend

Mammon: SHE'S THE WORST

Lilac: annnd?

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Lilac, Barbatos and Luke baking

Barbatos: can you pass the flour

Lilac picking Luke up whose holding the flour, giving him to Barbatos

Lilac: here's the little flour

Luke: your so infuriating!

Barbatos trying to hold laughter back from the scene

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[wintermoonwritings]

Dateables reacting to 'get your ass over here':- (Fem MC)

Diavolo:-

Hahahahaha! What did you say?

Though he has a wide smile, you can see his eyes are filled with shock and rage, no one in his lifetime has ever talked to him like that. MC.... I think you should run away.... Not that you can escape anyways but hey! Atleast try! Or else you will definitely be punished.

Barbatos:-

What can I say ....? Be glad you are a human or else you would be in his torture room right now. But hey, he will definitely not stop himself from punishing you! You are probably going to be his assistant and doing loads of work due to your audacity.

Simeon:-

MC swears to god she saw anger flicker in his eyes for a minute, she promises,

Though he laughs it off or maybe chides MC a little but you know you pissed him off with that, but yeah.... Be ready to have one hour of etiquette classes with him.

Solomon:-

You have been turned into a rat.

Luke:-

He is shocked at the language, he cannot believe his dear MC spoke to him that way, he will definitely believe that it is the brothers who taught her to talk like this. But yeah, those cookies and pastries he used to make... Count them gone, at least for a while.

Thanks to everyone who has been supporting me all this while and staying by my side even though I have been so inactive! I appreciate the support!

[psychoticallyfunknickknackbones]

Sketch of diavolo

[zziridian]

Both Diavolo and Satan have never fully enjoyed their birthdays and the reminder they brought. Diavolo with his mother . Satan with lilith.

The brothers didn't even acknowledge Satan's for the first decade, chosening not to teach the newborn about the concept.

But Diavolos' father had made sure the day was miserable, Hovering over the prince, reminding him what he took from him. Only when barbatos came around did Diavolo celebrate his birthday,only then did it become a holiday.

Barbatos will always keep track of the time that passes. He will never forget a birthday

[obeyme-lost-thought]

Headcanon: Mc swearing problem

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Mc: WHAT ?! Oh my go-

Simeon simplicity being there

Mc: .... gosh... Oh my gosh.

Diavolo: Yes, because *saying one of the most strange things on the 3 world*

Mc: Seriously ? What the Hel-

Diavolo: ?

Mc: Heck... What the Heck.

*Cuddling with one of the brothers*

Mc: It's so nice, I fell like I'm in heav-

Mc: ...

Brother: Fell like ?

Mc: Nothing.

*Some day after*

Diavolo: It's just me or MC change their sentence at the last second ?

Lucifer: I noticed the same thing

Solomon: *laughing*

Every one else: ?

Solomon: Oh nothing. It's just a human problem.

*In another room*

Solomon: Hello MC.

Mc: Oh my fucking God. Oh Jesus Chris. For the love of God.

TELL ME HOW TO SWEAR, SOLOMON!

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[devildomresidentt]

Random Obey me Headcanons

Mammon and Beel both says “this is for you” while pointing at you before they throw something into the trash or when playing basketball, the only difference is that Mammon completely misses every-time and Beel actually lands it.

Lucifer and Satan know Morse code perfectly, sometimes they have heated arguments at the dinner table simply by tapping their utensils in Morse code.

Beel and Asmo are obsessed with wrestling shows like WWE and AEW, they’ve destroyed multiple walls, pieces of furniture, and sound barriers hurling themselves at each other trying to replicate the moves they see.

Lucifer, Beel, Mammon, and Diavolo all know how to do the Cupid shuffle perfectly, It started with Dia, then Dia forced Lucifer to learn it, While no one really knows how Beel and Mammon learned how to do it.

There has been multiple occasions where Satan, Asmo, and Belphie have hotboxed random rooms in the House of Lamentation and it always ends up with all of them absolutely greening out and forgetting how they even got in this situation

Beel was once invited to one of these sessions, but he was never invited again after he got the munchies and rampaged the entirety of The Devildom </3

Solomon and Diavolo proudly wears the Ebenzer Scrooge pajamas every night, hat included with the candle dimly lit on their nightstand

[the-panda-queen]

Dateables and Side Characters Favorite Sleeping Position w/ You

this is part 2, part 1 is the brothers

cw: can be read platonically or romantic (except Luke- strictly platonic), gn reader

Luke: Loves to fall asleep in your lap while you both watch a movie. The second you wrap your arms around him like you're cradling a baby, he will fall asleep. Will adamantly deny it in all days ending in "Y".

Getting up to eat or go to the bathroom isn't much of an issue. He'll weakly wrap his arms around your neck to try and stop you. Again his grip isn't that strong. Carry him to his bed once you're done.

Barbatos: Does he even sleep? /j Not big on cuddling, finds it difficult to slip away in the early morning to do his duties as a loyal butler. Whenever you do sleep over he does enjoy falling asleep holding your hand while facing one another. He'll close his eyes and listen to your relaxed and steady breathing as he drifts off into sleep.

Will defiantly wake up if you leave the bed. Has a tray prepared with all your favorite snacks and will offer to make you a pot of tea. When going to the bathroom he'll give you your space and lay in bed awaiting your return.

Simeon: Loves to fall asleep with his face nestled in your hair and being the big spoon. Will wrap you in his arms and legs to ensure no one can take you from him.

He'll pretend to be asleep if you leave the bed. Once you return he'll still look peaceful and undisturbed. Wrap yourself in his arms again and he'll murmur a sweet "welcome back/ I missed you".

Diavolo: Make this demon prince the little spoon I beg you. Loves to be cuddled. Many don't approach him so casually because of his title so when you wrap him in your arms he melts faster than ice cream in death valley. He'll snuggle deeper into your arms with a smile on his face as he drifts off.

Before laying down he will come into the room with a tray of all your favorite snacks and drinks. He needs you to know that he prepared everything himself. Leave to go to the bathroom and he's wide- eyed and waiting. Feels 10x colder without your presence.

Raphael: Likes when you fall asleep with you head in his lap, he'll stroke your hair/ face while humming a soothing tune. Will sleep sitting up as he feels like he needs to be alert at a moments notice because some demons will try and take kidnap you.

Will feel you stir and get up, if you're going to get a snack he'll accompany you to the kitchen and, "Hey there's some of Solomon's cooking still in the fridge! You can have the first bite." He'll give you your space if you're going to the bathroom.

Thirteen: She loves when you nuzzle into her chest. The feeling of your warm steady breath calms her and lulls her into a blissful sleep. She'll wrap her arms around you, not wanting to let you go.

Good luck leaving her arms, let alone the room. Has tons of traps laid out, some you made together. If you manage to get out, congrats! Beel probably beat you to the kitchen and I'd imagine you're about to explode if you need the bathroom.

Mephisto: Honestly such a soft demon, practically purrs into your arms once alone. Will nuzzle himself into your chest. To keep up his façade of how a noble demon should act he'll make it sound like he's doing you a favor, as you're a precious part in Diavolo's dreams, so obviously this is why he has to cuddle with you to go to sleep. A happy human is good for everyone.

No reason to leave the room for a snack, just ring the little bell on his night stand and a butler or maid demon will be happy to get you anything you need. Has a bathroom connected to his room, hurry back. Would feel like a bad host if he doesn't check on you after a while, will knock on the door if you take too long.

Solomon: Likes when you rest you head on his chest. The fact that you want to be this close to him at all makes his head swirl. He'll wrap one or both his arms around you trying to feel in your heartbeats are in sync with his own.

He doesn't wake up if you need to leave the room, yet subconsciously he'll feel restless and move around on the bed as if searching you you. Once you return he sighs contently and wraps you in his arms once more.

[tokamiart]

A design for Diavolo🖤🧜‍♂️

And a close up for the details✨

[tsima-d]

so, now there is three of them

I added a little height to Diavolo because he was tooooo short, even though he was supposed to be shorter than Luci and Barb (shorter, but much stronger physically, based on a draft horse, whereas for Lucifer, the princesses from the original cartoon and the parallel with his angelic past were taken as a concept; Barb just is too ancient and powerful, plus both of them are more elegant than Dia)

[asmomyluv]

CUTENESS AGGRESSION (THE ROYALS)

If there’s one thing demons and humans have in common, it’s cuteness aggression! For anyone who doesn’t know cuteness aggression is the urge to bite, squeeze, or shake something cute without the intent to harm it. Also I’m currently working on a better set up with rules and generally more info about requests but until then ask away!

SFW, GN!Reader

Warnings: Dia loves humans, nothing

Demon Bro’s version here

Diavolo

Diavolo loves humans, they’re such interesting creatures. So small yet so brave and outspoken. He knows how much bigger he is than even the tallest of them and he absolutely towers over you. So as you stood there trying to intimidate him it’s the cutest thing he’s ever seen. It’s the human equivalent of a puppy trying to growl at you. He knew he was wrong for holding your D.D.D hostage above you. But the empty threats you made were adorable. You let out a startled screech as he picked you up and hugged you close. “Forgive me MC but you’re simply adorable” As he spoke he left his large hand on your cheek watching your annoyed pout.

Barbatos

Barbatos is good at keeping his composure, hell he’s been doing it for thousands of years now. So the first time he saw you taking a nap in his room while you waited for him to finish his duties. The urge to pick you up and squeeze you just a little too tight frightened him a bit. Not only was he not used to having impulsive thoughts but the fact that seeing you in such a peaceful state made him want to respond so aggressively slightly worried him. At first he’d think something is wrong with him and he’d try to distance himself but that didn’t last long until he invited you over for some treats. And the same feeling struck again when your cheeks were stuffed with pastries and a speck of filling was on your cheek. He reached to wipe it off and at the same time pinched your cheek. He was about to apologize when you giggled “I guess demons get cuteness aggression too huh?” Cuteness aggression.. well that about sums up how he was feeling “Tell me more about this, cuteness aggression I would love to know more”

[hornyf0ckers]

Would there anyone interested in buying ny handmade Obey me RAD Uniform jacket?

The price would be roughly around 80-90€ (shipping not included) since I've spent months on this and the materials were quite expensive as well. (Though the price is not set in stone as I'm willing to negotiate outside of these numbers)

The size is XS-S (European scale) and the chest range is around 95 cm.

I ship from Germany and use Paypal for ny transactions.

(For further information and pictures, please message me privately)

[hgvhehehe]

Belatedly Diavolo's b'day art!~

He decided to ask MC to stay with him tonight and showed up in bed with his black ears and black tail, completely naked, for a fun night~

Diavolo in his animal cat form is my weakness. And yep, i did draw him only with his cat ears without his normal ears, because, honestly, two pairs of ears sounds wild to me.

Version without text is here as well~

[zziridian]

[riah1846]

I'm Not Religous

MC: *sips tea* What r u reading Mammon? Mammon: A book abt religion Satan: ...That's new Mammon: I'm only reading it 'cause MC said they're not religious Lucifer: *walks in* Who's not religious? Simeon? Simeon: *calls out* Very funny, Lucifer! Diavolo: *comes in* Who's not religious? Simeon? Simeon: No, lord Diavolo. It's not me. Barbatos: *pops up* Then who is? Mephistopheles: Satan? Satan: I will skin you alive if u ever so much insinuate that I'm religious. Asmo: What's going on? Belphie: Religion Beel: They're talking about who and who isn't religious Asmo: Not fashion religion concepts? Levi: *looks at him* Seriously, Asmo? Asmo: What? They're clothes back then were so plain and boring! MC: *teaching Mammon* No, there's a difference between Protestant and Catholic. Mammon: What is the different then huh! MC: History. Mammon: History? MC: Roman Catholics have a bloody history, tbh. Belphie: Hey, MC? Aren't u Roman Catholic? MC: No. Everyone: *shocked* Asmo: Then what's with the thing with Lucifer when he sneezed and you said bless you? MC: *shrugs* I just said because it's polite. What was I supposed to say? Curse you?

[devildomresidentt]

Random Obey Me headcanons 2

Solomon comes up with most of his recipe ideas when he’s completely and entirely blackout stoned, he usually proceeds with them the day after the damage is done.

Belphie is a natural Ginger like Beel, but he decides to dye it a dark blue and white because he thinks it looks better on him.

Diavolo HEAVILY enjoys taking strolls around the Devildom on his special Unicyle, Denizens are now used to seeing their soon-to-be King giggling down the street on a Unicycle.

But if he’s feeling lonely, he’ll force Lucifer into taking a break and riding the Tandem bike he bought on an impulse purchase.

Belphegor and Satan has spent years training roaches to raid and scurry around Lucifer’s Study.

Levi, Solomon, Satan, Barbatos, Simeon, and Luke all have DND sessions every once in a while with Barbatos being the Dungeon Master (Luke doesn’t really know what he’s doing but bro has the spirit)

Lucifer HATES the sound Harmonicas make, which is why Satan and Belphegor has both learned and taken lessons on how to play it.

Beel, Mammon, and Belphie all used to eat dirt and sand like it was a luxury meal when they were little, this is the main reason they have the strongest immune systems out of all the brothers

Lucifer had a room cleared out in the HOL for Satan to keep his books, but instead he turned it into a Garfield shrine that only he has the key too (and there’s a spell placed onto the room making it disappear)