#obey me tips?

[noecoded]

ur favorite employee :3

[nocreativityfornames]

Lucifer: *coming back from the hair salon, having dyed the white tips of his hair black again*

MC: *gasps dramatically* WHO ARE YOU????

Lucifer: The same demon you saw leave the house this morning. Stop being so dramatic.

MC: *pulls out a cross* Begone, strange demon!

Lucifer: *unfazed* MC, there's literally no difference apart from my hair being completely black now.

MC: Exactly! It's ruined! Now you look younger and boring! Your beautiful hair... it's ruined...! 🤧

Lucifer: ...

*internally* I don't think I'm ever dying my hair again.

[melverie]

Fun fact

Nightbringer Satan doesn't yet know that a human's lifespan is so infinitely shorter than that of a demon

That is all :)

[5mary5]

I have this little headcanon cause i was reading the comic of obey me and we as mc have been given the neutral name zephyr in the very early chapters since we are a sheep and all and they want to make it inclusive since the name itself is gender neutral but I was thinking that let's say one day the curse is solved and sheep!mc gets their body back but the characters continue calling mc zephyr, what if one day someone (probably a side or secondary character) brings up the fact that "hey you know what? Your face doesn't really scream zephyr" and mc is like "yeah that's because that is not my actual given name, my actual name is ________" and the characters are like "😱😱😱" I mean they did know that this wasn't their real name since they gave it to them cause they can't just call them human and all but it's still shocking to hear it coming out of their own mouth, they would also probably coo when mc tells them their birth name because it means they learn more about their favorite person, well I mean they would coo at everything mc does regardless so-

[sheepthatgobaa]

I think my ibispaint possessed... He kinda cute tho..

[shootingstarrfish]

figure studies but make em bunny boys as a treat!!!

[simandy]

Nobody told me baking metallic textures on blender would be straight up impossible if blender got tired of you in one specific file. This may sound absurd but it's happening right in front of my eyes so you have to believe me

[cosmicstarlatte]

Lucifer: I'll just have a glass of wine, thank you

Waitress: This is a diner...and it's 9am

[They both glance at the table with the brothers fighting and throwing stuff around, even MC gets tossed in the air]

Waitress: I'm sorry I'll go find that for you sir

[briardoll]

Obey me headcanons - édition françiase (je ne sais pas comment dire ‘headcanons’ en française 😢 j'espère que ce sont corrects)

- Lucifer est un fan de musique R&B, et il l’encoute parfois avec Mammon.

- Un chat une fois erré dans maison des lamentations quand Belphie s’est endormi dehors et n’a pas fermé la porte et Satan essayé á garder c’est caché dans il chambre mais Asmodeus découvert et il ne pouvait pas garde ça secret pour Lucifer, résultant en le chat devoir partir la maison des lamentations. 😔

- Leviathan fais du karaoké dans sa chambre tres fort á nuit, et ça fait que tout le monde être méchant á lui dans le matin. (Ils ont eu beaucoup de temps penser á comment ils veulent lui dire il á gâché leur sommeil, ils ont choisi “la prochaine fois que tu nous empêcher de dormir, on coupera tes cordes vocales!”)

[palmastrings]

The Seven Deadly... Rings?!?!

@nocreativityfornames you're a genius I'm just gonna go ahead and swipe this and *eats*

original post here

Essentially what if we started Nightbringer but we also had the brothers in tow in the form of rings.

No, I didn't spell check this, I'm don't write very often so excuse any weirdness. I suck at grammar and ignore spell check.

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Solomon holds his hand out expectantly, presenting to you a handful of exquisite multicolored rings. 7 to be exact. Each one a familiar face, in a somewhat familiar time.

Honestly, this isn't really that astounding by any means. When living in the Devildom, you've come to expect even the most unexpected situations. The rings were probably the least surprising thing you've heard today, seeing as how you had mysteriously been thrown across time and space and landed in the Devildom... approximately 7,000 years ago. Maybe? Nobody is really good at saving dates around here, especially when the average demon lifespan stretches from now to, basically, the end of time itself. A slight over exaggeration? Again, maybe. But in your defense, in your feeble mortal eyes, that's what it may as well be.

The rings jingle in your hand as you tentatively scoop them from Solomons cold hand.

Apon first glance, they would appear to be normal rings. Pristine, each gold band is fitted with a unique colored stone matching those of the beloved demons from your normal timeline. Although, if you really focused on it, twisting the bunch of them in your palm with your fingers, you could feel how warm the metal is. It was as if someone had worn the rings before you, even though it should not have been possible, as you would be the first to bear them. Along with the warm glow of the rings, you could faintly feel an intense pulsing sensation coming from the set. Whether or not it came from what could possibly be a rapid heartbeat or the emanating pulse of horrific eldritch powers, you couldn't tell.

You go to slip them on your waiting fingers until Solomon interrupts you.

"I will warn you Mc, they were terribly rowdy before I turned them into rings, I don't blame you if you find them overwhelming to wear."

"Thanks for the warning, Solomon. I appreciate you coming all this way to help me by the way!"

"Anything for my favorite apprentice! Oh! And put in the good word for me!" Solomon winks. He turns, presumably to go and survey the Devildom of millennia ago. You're eternally grateful he went through all this trouble, not only to willingly throw himself across time and space, but to also take the time to bring along the demon brothers.

You insert each hoop onto your fingers. They fit perfectly, made just for you to wear. For a moment, there is silence. You almost begin to doubt they're even there. The only sign of anything unusual is the pulsing jewelry around your fingers, seeming to wane slowly, just until it matches your own heartbeat. Then the screaming.

"Mc! Did I hurt you at all?"

"Can you hear me?! What happened?

"AHHH, I can't believe you met me while I was in my blunder years! Wahhh!! I'm so embarrassed!!"

"Oi! Human what the hell?! What were you thinking just vanishing like that?"

"Mc, why did you leave?"

"Hon, you nearly gave me a heart attack when I heard youd gone missing! Lets go home asap!"

"..."

Suddenly, you weren't so alone in your head. A barrage of questions, sobs, and abnormal talk of urgency was flung straight in your direction. You could practically visualize the tearful Levi. The clear image of the batting white eyelashes of Mammon as he looks worried at you. Along with what's definitely becoming a new wrinkle on Lucifers face as you listen to him interrogate you. It was almost relieving to hear them speak with such familiarity to you. After being treated like a stranger not too long ago, this felt like you had brought a piece of home with you in this strange version of the Devildom.

Maybe, just maybe in the strange place, in this strange time you could make the most of it. With a sorcerer and the seven rings at your side you may just be able to tackle the newly fallen brothers of the past, the new ruling power of the Devildom, Diavolo, and finally find out why you were sent here by the one called, Nightbringer.

[radarchives]

[katboykirby]

UPDATE:

Apparently even more of these fucking things that I've owned for 3+ years are actually magnets 💀💀

[macabrecravings]

pro tip for yumeshippers or avid daydreamers w/ depression / struggle with hygiene and eating !!!

paint your nails the color of ur f/o or fave’s!!! <3

generally, this is something i do without thinking BUT ! i realized the other night how useful it can be when i’m being mindful about it

long story short i was out of it and i took a shower and was like ,,,, waow…. its like [x] is bathing me …

same could go for eating (x feeding you), or x brushing your teeth,,, of course it isnt exactly the same and its not a fix-all but in a state of out-of-body / not being fully conscious its kind of believable in the moment :>

[n0sleep]

For those who need help with surprise guests on obey me I got you here a guide!!! I’m not 100% on all these, different lines of different actions, but I found that most of these work.

Lucifer

- Tap face | rub arm | tap body

- rub face | rub/rub head | rub body

- high five | rub head | tap arm

Mammon

- tap head | rub head/tap arm | rub head

- rub head | rub face | rub face again

- high five | rub face | rub head

Leviathan

- tap/rub head | rub face | rub arm

- tap face | rub head | rub head again

- high five | tap arm | rub body

Satan

he’s iffy sometimes similar to a cat can’t always please him so I’m not to sure on his but normally this works.

- rub head | tap face | gift

- tap face | rub head | gift

- high five | tap body | tap face

Asmodeus

- rub head | tap face | tap arm

- tap arm | rub face | rub face

-high five | rub face | rub face

Beelzebub

- rub head | rub head | gift

- rub body | rub head | tap body

- high five | rub face | rub arm

Belphegor

- rub head | tap arm | rub head

- tap face | tap body | rub head

- high five | rub face | rub face

I’ll do the others in another post but this is a reminder these are not always accurate but most of the time they work. I hope this helps y’all and y’all new players I’m not sure if they work in nightbringer but I hope y’all have a good day/night!! If anyone has anything I could add feel free to tell me!

[torchvic]

guys help how do i get to lesson 41 really fast no glue no borax

[cnl0400]

Hard Lesson 33

Mammon: *Says something that kind of makes sense*

Brothers: Wow Mammon. You're so right *takes his advice in the worst way possible*

Jokes aside, this scene reminds me to The Rulebook Ssr. When in doubt, it Is always Mammon fault btw