#American learning French

[briardoll]

Obey me headcanons - édition françiase (je ne sais pas comment dire ‘headcanons’ en française 😢 j'espère que ce sont corrects)

- Lucifer est un fan de musique R&B, et il l’encoute parfois avec Mammon.

- Un chat une fois erré dans maison des lamentations quand Belphie s’est endormi dehors et n’a pas fermé la porte et Satan essayé á garder c’est caché dans il chambre mais Asmodeus découvert et il ne pouvait pas garde ça secret pour Lucifer, résultant en le chat devoir partir la maison des lamentations. 😔

- Leviathan fais du karaoké dans sa chambre tres fort á nuit, et ça fait que tout le monde être méchant á lui dans le matin. (Ils ont eu beaucoup de temps penser á comment ils veulent lui dire il á gâché leur sommeil, ils ont choisi “la prochaine fois que tu nous empêcher de dormir, on coupera tes cordes vocales!”)

[unionizedwizard]

"ménage à trois" is an expression that EXISTS IN ENGLISH????????????? my god. my god. i am SO sorry for you guys i think having to learn how to spell AND pronounce this should count as a hate crime. that being said i'm really fond of the way 70% of sex-related terms are literally Just French Words. our sexy sexy culture of promiscuité. i remember when we were reading breakfast at tiffany's in high school english lit class at some point i raised my hand to ask our teacher how to say "voyeur" and "femme fatale" in english (it WAS relevant to the topic at hand i swear) and she just looked at me with the look of someone who's been waiting her whole life for that to happen and said with the biggest grin ever recorded in recent history "it's "voiyur" and "femfoetal". you have to do a bad american accent on purpose"

[sandeewithtwoe]

So what ethinicity is your PJ then? I know he's half blk, but i'm having a bit of a hard time distinguishing Ink's side of things/gen

Ink is half Japanese half French

Error is American *hawk noise*

PJ is half Japanese half French half American *hawk noise again*

[coffeerosacea]

studyblr intro <3

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greek/roman/christian mythology, creative writing, debate, the mcu, doctor who, radioactivity + nuclear semiotics, sci-fi, poetry, biological anthropology, cultural anthropology, sociology, random obscure shit that'd make this post wayyy too long, and preparing for things

DNI: 30+, -14, basic DNI criteria, ppl who don't believe in mental illness, ugly Facebook moms (kidding!!)

come say hi! like or reblog to be mutuals :3 i'm always open for friends!!

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[classicliteratureprincess]

Need to start disciplining myself & learn Spanish & other languages!

[angevinyaoiz]

The grown ups are hanging out today so babby Philippe tries to connect with the older kids…instead he gets his villain origin story

My Burger King AU (angevins vs capets) doodle comic, inspired by that one tweet

[linguenuvolose]

Recent youtube interests:

urban planning

history (especially early human evolution and the first civilisations and communities)

geography

[fraisefille33]

If my sister says “you’re not gonna leave Canada anyway, why learn other languages” or “you already speak English, what’s the point of learning anything else” even one more time-

[tumblasha]

europe is so interesting. they treat me like a cute kid, backpacking across europe at age 21. the next second they ask me why i'm responsible for gun violence in the united states.

[briardoll]

Obey me headcanons - édition française ♡ deuxième jour

Un défi où j’écris fanfiction en française !

Merci pour lire!!

- Mammon dépense tout son argent sur toi quand il voit ton en ligne achats panier complet. Il aime pour voir ton visage confus se transformer en un sourire timidité et heureux (╹◡╹）♡

- un démons peut régénérer leurs corps extrêmement rapidement, leurs entier corps. Perdu un bras? C’est complètement de retour dans 2 jours. Perdu un dents? Ne prend que quelques secondes. Si je devenais une démone, je pourrais verser de l’eau de javel dans mon yeux et ils guériraient en quelques minutes seulement. (Ils ont tellement de chance :,( Je veux essayer de me couper la main et de la voir repousser – à des fins éducatives bien sûr.)

- Beel aime à regarder la pluie tomber. Lorsqu'il étudie, cela l'aide à se concentrer sur ce qu'il étudie. Belphie aime ça aussi.

[brb-on-a-quest]

The Toxic relationship between America and England As Told by Me Which Will Have Many Questionable Oversimplifications Due To the Lack of Time I Currently Have Before My Last Final Paper For A Different Class is Due: a story told by me. Tagging @igotthisaccountunderduress bc she asked for this specifically and now must suffer the consequences

Source: My history notes and a chat where I have infodumped all this to my best friend who has somehow still put up with all of my ramblings. If people would like I can and will make a series out of this with more actual research because Damn History is so much more interesting when it's not for the grade and stress and finals (like I love the tea, love the reciepts, but to memorize all of it on top of other things? *stress ensues*

((Under cut))

There was a war. There have been many wars. But during this period of like literally forever ago England, Spain, and France really just couldn't stop bickering at each other like siblings. This became more problematic when Spain started getting Colonies in this New World after the whole Christopher Columbus shenanigans (Fun fact: Isabel and Ferdinand really only sponsored like 20% or 30% of Columbus' original costs; Columbus still had to like find the other major chunk of it through sponsorships and donations). But anyway Columbus Task Failed Successfully and discovers Not India/Spice Islands but ~a whole new world~ (so many more shenanigans with that Columbus had to straight up lie to his crew multiple times to stop mutinies from happening I want to read his diaries at some point bc the more things I hear the more intrigued I get). But anyway Spain gets a lot of shiny new income in plenty of resources, spices, diseases, tomatoes, chocolate, etc.

England and France get jealous. France is like "omg I want some" and they go to Not The Spice Islands via the fabled "Northwest Passage" and get to canada and make bank off fur trading. England however in true Chaotic Sibling Fashion originally goes "why would I need to go over to America when I can just steal from France and Spain"

and thus PIRACYYYYYYY yo ho ho ho and a bottle of rum for meeeee

Spain and France are (unsurprisingly) Not Cool with this whole "sharing is caring" attitude of England and again more wars start. England in the meantime decides it wants to get its stuff together and allows the prototypes of corporations called Joint Stock Companies (basically a bunch of people would share the risks and the reward of running a business) that lead to the Virginia Colony. There were also people who were cashing in royal debts in exchange for land in the new world (the Calverts who started Maryland who wanted to Bring Back The Feudal system and that went so well for them *cough cough*/sarcasm) and a bunch of people who wanted to ability to Practice Their Religion Better than Other People (there was religious persecution when Queen Elizabeth was reigning during the Great Migration of people to America but from my understanding it was more like she didn't care what you did if you were loyal to England but also that is literally only from my professor and I have heard conflicting stories with other professors soooooo take this with a heavy grain of salt).

Anyway now with income coming in from the Americas both Spain and France and England are doing relatively well for themselves. And then guess what happens. Ah yes, more jealous and fighting. In this case, it's over the Ohio Valley Area because both countries wanted to expand their holdings in the new World. Basically this area touched Canada and France is like "C’est à moi" and England's like "GET YOUR TOASTY BAGUETTES AWAY FROM MY LAND" This leads to what we call here the French and Indian War (also called the Seven Years War in Europe I think, a lot of wars have American Names vs European names). Despite being called "The French and Indian War" here, it was fought by England and their Indian Allies and French and their Indian allies. England wins but at what cost?

The cost is money. It's always money. Now everyone has super heavy debt as a sum of like four(five?) wars that are fought in this period of time. England is now trying to raise funds to help get themselves out of the mess they put themselves into. Their solution: make America Pay Rent. Kind of a "we fought this war for *you* actually now give us money for it.

Note: they were only trying to raise part of the money for it via Direct Taxes which are taxes added on top of the price (which btdubs they were paying taxes to England already they were pay just English Version of Taxes which are built into the price so you don't know how much if it is taxes. They were fine with that. They just didn't want extra taxes. So this made them reevaluate their whole relationship with England. It didn't also help that England was starting to revoke some of the major perks like support past the appalachian mountain range, and among other things).

this tulmultuous period can be summed up with (an overgeneralization):

England: *tries to control America over much by being like 'you have to pay taxes on this this and this*

America: fine *just doesn't buy anything from England period until England recants and is like fine you don't have to pay this tax*

England: *plays the jealous girlfriend card* "you can only trade with England!!! No one else!!!

America, the two-timer: *increases smuggling* Also radical terrorists//the sons of liberty start crying for independence (Takes a Long Time For anyone to Listen to them Because Why Would They Rebellion is a stupid idea)

The East India Company thing was such a whole thing that kinda highlights this to an extreme. East India Company was part of the joint stock company that was about to go under because they had taken loans from like literally almost every bank in England. Which if they failed would be REALLY bad news for England. So in an attempt to lower cost, England told East India company that they could bring their tea from india to America directly instead of having to go through british ports as was custom. America took one look at the now So much Cheaper Tea and was like "mmmm sus" and didn't buy it in favor of dutch tea so RIP east India Company. Also Terrorist Group from before burned several of the ships while being disguised as Indians (no one was buying it) and that's what we call the boston tea party. England shut down Boston as they should and basically war ideas were spreading really quickly through new england and further onward (south was less so but they came around).

Anyway. I realize this comes off as very-anti American and it's really not meant to be, both countries were really annoying to each other throughout this whole process. But yeh then theirs gunshots and a declaration of independence and then we barely win by the skin of our teeth (that's mainly bc british merchants were like stop this we can't make money if you're fighting with our best customers at the end) and things get only stranger from there. First modern Democratic Republic so things were bound to get...very wonky.

[beatriceportinari]

when i was writing for class i was at least trying to harmonize the spelling but even that's gone out the window now... do you guys perceive me as having more britishisms or americanisms in my english

[swordsonnet]

someone stop me from unsuccessfully trying to learn yet another language

[satellite-blossom]

I'm going to say something that's probably going to get misinterpreted but it's not because you're black that you can't have US-centric beliefs. It's not just a white person thing. At one point you'll have to acknowledge that there's a multitude of black experiences that don't align with Afro-Americans' or even British black people's, because yes, there are other countries in the world than the USA or the UK.

I see a lot of "very bad takes" on certain issues on this site, for a lack of a better word, and their main issue (beyond the condescending tone they're written in) is their blatant US-centrism, which is particularly irritating when it's coming from people who beg others to "listen to diverse voices" and "educate themselves" while they themselves can't even acknowledge realities outside of North America. Being Afro-American doesn't guarantee you don't have US American mindsets to unlearn.