#obey me diabarb

[devildomwriter]

Some Horny Thoughts About Ships

Lucifer and Barbatos who help each other relax and relieve tension after a long day working with Diavolo.

Solomon showing Simeon now that he’s human it’s okay to engage in lustful activities and helps him out the first time he’s incredibly horny.

Asmodeus showing Raphael that parties aren’t inherently lustful and sinful and how to have more fun but instead proves Raphael’s point when they both get drunk.

Thirteen who show Mephistopheles how to loosen up and that he can choose love and affection when he wants with who he wants instead of waiting for a command Diavolo will never give.

Barbatos that is so exhausted with Mammon’s hijinks that he devises the only way to calm him down and account for him is to pull him into another room and tire him out himself.

Satan and Mephistopheles getting so excited that they pulled a successful prank on Lucifer that they accidentally kiss and end up rolling with it.

Diavolo going into rut and not having anyone to help him out so he turns to Barbatos for help.

Diavolo that’s very attracted to physical innocence and begins lusting for Leviathan until he can seduce him into his room.

Simeon realizing his frustration towards Diavolo is sexual attraction and accidentally admitting it in a fight that leads them straight to the bedroom.

Asmodeus helping Thirteen with her make up when they stare into each others eyes just a bit too long to be considered platonic. Asmodeus complaining when they inevitably end up messing up their make up.

Lucifer that so desperately wants to shut Solomon up and prove who’s in charge that he fucks him until he passes out and ends up enjoying it too much to leave it at that.

Belphegor who falls asleep next to Raphael and begins grinding in his sleep causing extreme sexual confusion in Raphael who’s supposed to remain pure of mind and body.

[2many-art]

Goth girlfriends DiaBarb (rule 63) 👌

Some more and 🌶 on my patreon

[rebel-dritch]

A little bit of royaltea for the soul 💕

[devilith]

more psa for the obey me fandom cause yall seemed to resonate with my last post about simeon

this time its about diavolo/barbatos and solomon/barbatos and how both ships are incest

most people in the om fandom seem to be able to wrap their heads around the fact that barbatos is very very much a father figure to diavolo. barbatos raised diavolo from childhood and helped groom him in preparation to inherit the throne. so, even though they are not related by blood, its very clear and obvious to most of the fandom that shipping barbatos/diavolo is a dadson ship. similar to shipping the brothers together, in that "they arent related by blood but they call each other family so its PRACTICALLY definitely incest" kind of way

so i find it super funny that the same exact people seem to absolutely LOVE all the solomon/barbatos stuff thats been picking up traction lately. dont get me wrong, i dont even fw solomon (one of my personal lowest tier characters) but the solobarb art ive seen is so fucking good like wow i love om artists so much yall are out here making masterpieces that actually make me care about characters i dont even like, the skill and talent yall are exhibiting is INSANE

but ig everyone also just completely forgot that barbatos is a father figure to solomon too, huh? it was barbatos that took him in as a child. it was barbatos who first brought him to the fountain of knowledge. it was barbatos who raised him and helped him learn how to actually control his magic and grow into a sorcerer. barbatos was furious that solomon only placed him at #8 on his list of demons, not only because it was insulting on a personal level but because it felt like being brushed aside by the human he literally raised

barbatos is a father figure to both diavolo and solomon in the same ways, and yet i have not seen anyone holding one dadson ship to the same standard as the other, and i find that hilarious. the people who start crying and shitting themselves over diabarb (and i know this because im literally seeing it happen) are reblogging and praising solobarb posts without a hint of irony

i think both diabarb and solobarb shippers should keep doing what theyre doing. i love to see it, i love to read it, i love yall for everything you do. the artists and writers all deserve so much love

just a reminder to the antis that their hypocrisy is showing, lmao

[diavolo-is-babygirl]

UH

DIAVOLO AND BARBATOS BEING HAPPY TOGETHER?

DIAVOLO WITH SOMEONE THAT'S NOT LUCIFER?

DIA AND BARB?

I WILL LOVE THIS UNTIL I DIE

[l3viat8an]

Nsfw!

Omg hiii! ‘n I’m posting it like this to keep it anonymous lolol

Diavolo’s ‘collection’ is honestly impressive- not only does he have a wide variety, anything from more basic ones to knotted ‘n bad dragon.

They’re all the highest quality too! Nothing but the best for him and his partners!

Also you can’t tell me Diavolo wouldn’t get special dildos made just for Luci and Barbatos-

Like those super detailed custom dildos, everything from the size to how many veins it has, knot or no knot- and colored to match who it’s for. Barbatos’ being shades of green and Lucifer being black and red~

After all there’s really nothing hotter for Diavolo, then getting to rile up Lucifer and Barbatos, watch them get desperate and having them whine and beg, for something he had made just for them <3

[dark-side-blog3]

Another day of remembering my headcanon that Barbatos was Diavolos darling is canon, and savouring the flavour of being right that Barbatos has Stockholm syndrome.

I knew Barbatos’ had a trauma response to anticipate Diavolos every need because he was kidnapped, and I had this headcanon for years. And now thanks to nightbringer confirming that Barbatos referred to Diavolo as his captor at one point and suffers from the urge to please him anyways because Diavolo refuses to let him out of the room until he swore servitude, I’m right.

Mmmm. Delicious, having your headcanons validated.

Tastes like victory, and bourbon hot chocolate chocolate.

[ruewrites]

Oh look!

It's the polycule 💕

[ewesless]

I'm not optimistic, but I hope Barbatos has a good spotlight event. That showcases something that he personally enjoys, like in his birthday in 2021. Not someone else's hobby (Birthday 2022) Or has someone else as the main characters. Levi and Belphegor were more like the main characters (Barbatos's First Spotlight, Smash Devils) 2022 and it was about Video Games. It should have been Levi's event. Or something he is doing for Diavolo (Barbatos's Fangol Spotlight).

Even more importantly I hope he has a beautiful card that makes me scream hysterically 😭 It's subjective, but personally, it's been a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time since he had one that made me literally scream. Aka "All Because of That"

More below

Also, look at his little waist! They need to show that off more. Like that is grabbable as HELL. This is the only copy I've found, used waifu 2x and it didn't help 😭 Even in 💩tier quality. I cry. I NEED THAT BROMIDE.

Well this turned into Barbatos cards that make me scream really fast, so

This is the most beautiful Barbatos and I will die joyfully on this hill.

And this one makes me scream because I ship them...

Yep. That's all of the cards :(

Bonus Fox, but it's not one because it doesn't show his booty. Good lord, he is so cute 🥺 I need to scratch his adorable ears and squish his cheeks!!

[sheepthatgobaa]

*goggles up to my eyes* here we observe a wild barbatos

(+original inspo pic (may or may not have been scrolling through the hazbin hotel tag and finding this))

[devildomwriter]

Barbatos and Lucifer Fighting Over Diavolo

[2many-art]

Kinktober 2023, day 30 : fingering, feat Barbatos x Diavolo OM

Full pic (password : goldtea )

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[rebel-dritch]

Shhh... don't disturb them

[asmo-cosmetics]

He is quiet as he serves his master's tea.

Barbatos is typically quiet, of course, but this silence is tangible. There is something skittering across the surface of it.

"Sit with me."

The faintest of creases appears between his brows. "My lord."

"Please." Diavolo dips his head forward, just slightly, just to see under his servant's fringe and meet his eyes, but it almost looks like a bow.

It is almost too earnest. Barbatos' eyes dart away. "If you insist."

He does not sit.

Waiting for an answer, it dawns on him. Diavolo grins slowly. "I'm afraid I must, yes."

With a minute nod, Barbatos sets the service aside and seats himself across from his master.

"Thank you, my lord," he says, as any perfect butler should say in such a circumstance, and he is that, Diavolo knows. He would be modest enough to deny it, but Barbatos knows it, too. That he is a perfect butler.

So he says it, even though he doesn't mean it.

Diavolo pours his tea, thank you, my lord, and sets out his biscuits, thank you, my lord, and looks at him and waits. Barbatos makes deliberate eye contact as he takes a sip.

"Tell me what it is?"

Barbatos raises an eyebrow. "Chamomile."

The prince smiles to himself. "Something is bothering you," he corrects.

His eyes widen for only a fraction of a second.

"Please tell me if I've done something to offend you."

"Never." His embarrassment is palpable, somehow, even though neither his voice nor his face betray it.

"Then something's happened?"

"Nothing of note."

"Barbatos." His master, Barbatos notes not for the first time, has a frown not unlike the pout of a small child. It is charming, in a particular way. "Please."

He sighs. "Something is bothering me," he confirms, "but it is trifling and petty and I am rather mortified that it is bothering me at all."

The look on Diavolo's face could only be described as perturbed. "And this should worry me less?"

Well, he does have a point.

Barbatos shuts his eyes to take a breath. He knows the young master. This will not go away on its own.

"Lucifer," he says finally, and Diavolo's eyes sparkle. Were Barbatos a weaker man, his lip would curl.

Concern seeps back onto Diavolo's face twofold. "Lucifer has done something?"

"No," Barbatos rushes out, "it isn't that. I apologize, my lord, I am rather struggling to say this."

Diavolo says nothing, though it appears he wants to.

Deep breath, silent and invisible. "When you introduced Lucifer before the student body, for the anniversary ball," he manages. "Do you recall what you said?"

The celebration had been in honor of the second anniversary of RAD, with Diavolo himself as host. Lucifer and each of his brothers were guests of honor, and Diavolo had somehow managed to convince Lucifer to speak.

He smiles at the recent memory. "I asked the students to welcome him?"

"'My vice president,'" Barbatos quotes, "'and best friend,' is what you said."

The young master's smile is upgraded to a beam as he says, "Yes, because he is my best friend."

"You've never called him that before."

"He said it first!" Diavolo announces proudly. "I can't believe I didn't tell you. It was when I was helping him groom Cerberus, and he was baby-talking him like he does - he adores that dog, you know - and he told him, "After all, present company excluded, you are my very best friend," and so I asked if that meant that I was. And he wouldn't answer me, but his whole face was flushed. So I told him he was mine, too."

"That's lovely," Barbatos says flatly, setting his teacup down without so much as a clink. "I just wonder what it makes me."

Diavolo stares, speechless.

"As I thought," he adds in a small voice. He clears his own setting in a flash, returning it to the service tray atop the cart.

The china does not rattle as he pushes the cart back towards the kitchen. He is perfect, after all.

"Thank you for the tea, master."

But then there is a thump and a clatter and a crash, and as Barbatos turns around, thump thump thump-ing footsteps.

Diavolo grabs both of his hands so forcefully it almost hurts. They're barely a foot apart already, and he steps closer. He looks pained and embarrassed and absolutely, deadly serious.

"Family."

[vanilla-lavender17]

I’m tired of pretending to like solobarb, and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t weird. (rant below)

Barbatos met Solomon when he was a little boy, it’s not specified how long but he is referenced to be a child.

Do you know how weird that is? Imagine dating someone you met as a child. And even worse, imagine dating someone you met when they were a child. Kinda creepy, no?

It’s juts ironic to me because everybody and their grandmothers publicly hanged anyone who shipped diabarb and yet now that it’s popular, go and fawn over solobarb.

Both are creepy, both are weird!!!!

If you want to ship obey me characters, go ahead. Just maybe don’t ship people who met with a child/adult age gap. There are plenty of Barbatos ships, there is no reason to ship him with the two people he met when they were children!

Ship Barbatos and mammon, Barbatos and Lucifer, Barbatos and fucking Michael for all I care but for the love of god if I see one more solobarb post I might actually commit murder!!

The same goes with Solomon, mans is literally shippable with everyone BUT Barbatos (and Luke.)Thirteen and Solomon? Both met around the same age range, perfectly fine! Lucifer and Solomon? Funny dynamic, comedic gold. Diavolo and Solomon? Again, funny dynamic! Solomon and Asmo? So much chemistry! Mans literally gave Solomon a hicky!!!

I’m just saying, if someone were to date someone they met when the person was a child and they were an adult practically everyone would be screaming “Grooming!” but as soon as it’s your fav ship from fiction it’s suddenly cute and so dynamic goals!!

[diavolo-is-babygirl]

My Personal Obey Me takes (some being hot takes)

Diavolo is the Best Character in the entire franchise

Nightbringer Asmo is a wholesome sweetheart and deserves more cards

I’m glad this game focuses on hot guys instead of girls-and I’m a girl

Leviathan has the cutest, most expressive voice clips (and I say this as a Diavolo Stan)

I’m not bothered by DiaLuci or DiaBarb despite not shipping either

I need more Male MC art in my life

Do I have a least favorite brother? Nope. Mammon and Levi are the Best though.

I don’t care about Thirteen because there’s plenty of hot waifus in other games/series

I’m indifferent towards Luke

I love the Nightmare theme in Nightbringer because it reminds me of playing Dance Dance Revolution

Diavolo, Asmo, Simeon and Mammon’s NB songs are the best

Lucifer’s, Beel’s and Barbados’ songs are okay, but the only songs I don’t like are the super slow ones in NB (they don’t work well with Ruri Tunes)