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robotsthatkilleachother · 12 days ago
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Made some doodles of Thad and Uzi since I really like their friendship and am upset it gets no development after episode 2.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 7 months ago
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TG: can you get the doctors to weigh becs nuts
GG: NO!!!
TG: okay then can you get them to weigh him before and after surgery so we can figure out how heavy they were
GG: uggghhhh fine. he weighed 6kg this morning
GG: ...um
GG: hes 2lbs heavier than before surgery.
TG: holy shit
TG: the surgeon didnt understand the instructions and they gave him more nuts instead
GG: NO THEY DIDNT!!!!
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attex · 8 months ago
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misc mini collection
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coinjarred · 1 month ago
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pup-pee · 10 days ago
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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddstonerrrrrrrr yuuummmm
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ITS NOT BLOOD ITS CHEETO DUST REDSTONE ((also i stole the embroidery ren sun on the patch from madddddiiii <33 bc it was a cute silly detail i enjoy & totally wont 4get))
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bleach-your-panties · 1 year ago
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:・゚✧:・゚→˚₊· 🤎black-coded reader if you squint, but anyone can read!
✨️warnings: modern university au (4years), jealous sex, degradation, dirty talk, oral (f! receiving), messy sex, kinda angsty, but happy ending. y'all should know by now, 18+ and mdni; it's nnn for pete's sake (who's pete?)
・゚✧:・゚→˚₊·🤎first time writing for geto!
✨️banner made by me in pic collage. ✨divider: unknown via picgifs
:・゚✧:・゚→˚₊· 🤎5.1k words
▶️addiction - ryan leslie ft. cassie, fabulous
▶️my boo - usher ft. alicia keys
▶️who booty - john hart ft.iamsu
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You and Suguru have been best friends since high school. 
Getting introduced to him by a certain, snow-haired, crystalline-eyed troublemaker in your first year at Jujutsu Tech had to have been the highlight of your life at the time.
He was in stark contrast to his other best friend, Satoru Gojo, but that may be why the two of you got along so well.
Gojo and Shoko joked around about how similar the two of you acted and that you should drop the 'best friend' facade and just date already. 
Your tight-lipped presentation paired with Suguru's quiet reticence allowed the two of you to shrug off their suggestions fairly easily and keep it pushing.
All that began to change though once the four of you graduated high school and started college.
Gojo, with his lovable loud-mouthed self, continued his relentless teasing  of Suguru throughout the first two years of college. Shoko effectively took over with teasing you, but you continued to just laugh them off.
“Really, you two? If Sugu and I wanted to date each other, we could have done that ages ago! Since you’re both so invested in love, why don’t the two of you go on a date, huh?”
That shut them up pretty quick.
Thankfully, because you didn’t know how much more of their sad attempts at matchmaking you’d be able to handle.
—-
When the third year of university rolled around, there was a drastic change to you and Suguru's dynamic.
It started off innocent: late-night study sessions in the library that ended with you spending the night in his dorm room.
He didn't want you walking across campus to the women's dormitories in the dark by yourself (why didn't he offer to walk you?), so staying over with him was obviously the only option.
With the two of you having been friends for years, initially, there was no awkwardness; only warm, comfortable silences while the both of you studied together.
Suguru had decided to major in religious ministry and planned to pursue a Ph.D. in the subject once he finished his undergraduate studies. His logical and emotional intelligence are both above average, so you know that he'll excel in his chosen program. 
With you always having had a love for science and medicine, much like Shoko, you opted to pursue a degree in biology with a pre-medicine concentration, though you haven't quite made your mind up about whether you'd rather pursue medical school or another type of graduate school.
No awkwardness, right?
That was true until one fateful night in his dorm room.
The two of you were studying, per usual, but something in the air seemed off. Finally, Suguru spoke up.
"You know, Y/N, I think that Satoru and Shoko are partially right."
You were nose-deep in an anatomy book before his smooth voice broke through the silence in the room.
"Huh, partially? About what?"
The book closed with a soft plunk and your e/c eyes were now focused on Suguru's face.
He looked pensive like he was trying to put his full thoughts into words before expressing them to you. His black square-framed glasses slipped down and rested on the bridge of his nose. You wanted to lean forward and push them back up.
"About us. How we should date or whatever." 
"Oh, and what makes them right after what, nearly 6 years, now?" You asked in an amused tone.
Suguru chuckled softly and then began to rise from his black leather desk chair. His slipper-clad feet padded towards you until he was kneeling on his bed, his left knee situated right between your thighs.
"Su..?" You asked breathlessly as he steadily moved closer to you. His taller frame enclosed around you, like a massive tree hiding a small bird within its branches.
He leaned down until his cowlick was touching your forehead.
"Sugu.."
Then in the next moment he was kissing you.
He tasted exactly how you expected: like black tea and mint.
A startled gasp left your lips as he pressed his harder into yours, smearing your Chapstick. 
With shaky hands, you carefully brought them to rest on his neck. 
Suguru smirked against your lips, sucked your bottom one into his mouth and gave it a harsh suckle.
Suddenly, you were pushed onto your back with Suguru sitting up on his knees, your thighs on either side of his hips.
"Mmm, Su, wait…what's all this about?" You peered up at him through lidded eyes with mink lashes attached. Bottom lip red and swollen from his urgent kisses.
He swiped his tongue over his teeth, revealing the head of that sinful tiger eye tongue bar.
"I just want to…test a hypothesis if you will indulge me, pretty girl…" 
You felt your face beginning to burn from bashfulness at his insinuations as well as the use of the scientific jargon.
He moved back so you could fully sit up. 
"Okay, I'm listening." 
"Well, I don't know if you've felt it, but there's an undeniable amount of chemistry and sexual tension between us."
"There is?" You made your face look surprised, your brows furrowing and your mouth contorting into a small "o"
Suguru rolled his dark onyx eyes at your obliviousness.
"I just had my tongue tickling your palatines while you reciprocated eagerly, yet you think there's no sexual tension there?"
You scoffed a laugh. "You have really got to stop reading my anatomy texts." 
"But why? They're quite interesting." He smirked. 
"Yeah, but quoting them while we're getting hot and heavy? So not sexy, Su." 
He gripped your thigh, squeezing the fat of it through your spandex shorts before rubbing his hand down your leg to your pedicured foot.
Suguru massaged your toes gently, rubbing his rough palm over the sensitive soles; it felt so good, especially since you'd been up and down the campus all day, trying to locate your new classes for the semester. 
A deep sigh/moan escaped your still-wet lips and you ran your tongue over them to savor the lingering flavor of Suguru's kiss.
He put both hands on your thighs and wrapped them around his lower back before continuing to massage your legs and feet. 
"Huh, you like that, baby?" He asked with an air of arrogance in his tone,  eyes crinkling in mirth through his glasses as he stared down at you.
"Gosh, yes, Sugu. My feet were killing me. Thank you."
Suguru only chuckled softly before grabbing both your ankles and bringing your legs to rest on his shoulders, just to watch the expression on your face change from relaxed to surprised.
"Su!"
"Hmm, don't start screaming my name just yet, little one."  
And that was the very first night that you two fucked.
—-
Throughout the rest of the year, that was how the two of you continued on.
Those late-night study sessions in Suguru's dorm room turned into late-night sex sessions.
He still gave you those foot massages followed by eating you out until your voice was hoarse from calling his name.
Whenever Suguru had a rough day in class, he'd text your phone and you'd know to immediately head to his room after your evening classes.
He'd waste no time grabbing your throat and pinning you against the small armoire, throwing one leg on his hip and slotting himself in between so you could feel his angry hard-on.
The one that only fucking you could satiate.
Or some days he'd come to your dorm to help you study for your lab exams and memorize organic molecule configurations.
He'd reward you for correct answers with long drags of his tongue through your folds and hard sucks on your clit while you gazed down at him from under your notebooks, hands trembling and slipping from the pages.
As the year dragged along, you found yourself falling deeper in, whatever this was, with Suguru.
You once asked him exactly what 'this' was and where the two of you were going and he simply replied:
"We're just having fun. No pressure, no labels."
So you left it at that.
Third year ended and now the two of you are finally seniors.
It's that midpoint between fall and winter, mid-November, and the holidays are fastly approaching. 
Which for you means end-of-term lab exams.
Luckily, you and your lab partner are meeting up today to study for the organic chem lab.
You'd met him on your first day of the dreaded class, a credit required in order for you to graduate with all the prerequisites needed for med school. 
At first glance, he seemed like someone who'd drop the class in the first couple weeks and change their entire major just like you'd seen many of your former classmates do.
As you got to know each other throughout the semester, you warmed up to him and grew a small crush on the intelligent male.
Intelligence, a trait that you quite admire in your men.
To be honest, he reminded you of Suguru a bit.
Suguru, who you haven't really talked to or hung out with since your little falling out at the end of third year.
You didn't know if you'd both silently agreed to break off your little arrangement or if you were just avoiding him. 
Probably the latter.
It wasn't hard to do since you're both in different majors and have no classes in common; you can just write it off as you being extremely busy, which isn't actually a lie.
Continuing on to your dorm room after last class, you made yourself some instant ramen in your microwave before you started getting dressed for your lab review session. 
You sit at your little vanity table to do your makeup. Soft, pastel eyeshadow to compliment your beautiful e/c eyes and to match the pastel-colored cardigan laid across your bed. 
Despite the chilly weather outside, you opted to dress cute in your cardigan with a white turtleneck sweater underneath, black leather miniskirt, white thigh-high thick socks, and black Mary-Jane style slanted wedge heels.
Your fashion sense often earns you many sneers from your peers and questioning looks from your professors, but ask if you give a fuck.
To top off your look, you added some dainty silver jewelry before grabbing your bags and leaving for the chemistry building.
—-
Suguru sighed and stuck his phone back into his pants pocket.
He's a coward.
He can't even bring himself to click on your contact name to draft a simple 
'can we talk?' text.
The biting cold in the air made him hurry along to the campus coffee shop where Satoru had asked to meet him. 
—-
I was hopin' you'd notice 
The way that I like to have you around 
Around, yeah
Listen and you will find that your heart beats for me
Girl, I hear the sound, and it only gets better 
It started off with a kiss (uh huh)
Never expectin' this (uh huh)
And now I'm here copin' with
My addiction, addiction
—-
The little bell over the door jingled and Satoru's snow-white head shot up from where he was almost asleep (and drooling) on his class notes.
"About time you got here! I was beginning to think you'd stood me up!" He perked right up and swiped his sleeve over his mouth, putting on a bright smile.
Suguru just sighed and pulled back the wooden chair before plopping unceremoniously down into it. His backpack clunked to the floor.
"What's wrong with you? I mean aside from your usual aloof asshole tendencies. Something is actually going on, I can feel it." The blue-eyed male asked in concern.
"Nothing is wrong, Satoru. I'm just tired and stressed about midterms, graduation, and a whole lot of other shit."
Like you.
He didn't mean to hurt your feelings or make you feel unimportant when he said that the two of you were just having fun.
'What a fucking idiot I am. Of course no girl worth her salt wants to hear that she's just a nutty buddy.'
He lamented in his head before slamming it into the table. He groaned when the elastic keeping his hair in a bun snapped, covering his face completely in inky, blue-black locks.
Surprisingly, his glasses didn't break. 
"Oh damn, that bad, huh?" Satoru asked. "Hey, can I get a triple shot of espresso on that frappe, please! I think you're gonna need it to get through the rest of the day." He murmured as the waitress walked over.
—-
And Satoru was right. He did need that coffee to make it through his last few classes, but he still felt like shit and now he was wired and not to mention completely pent up and horny.
After you two fell out, Suguru fell into a pit of despair. You stopped talking to him, studying with him, and even stopped responding to his texts.
Of course he missed hiking your legs up and eating you out, fucking you on every surface in his room, and then making you take his cumshots all over your makeup, but honestly right now…
He just missed your presence in his life.
To pour even more salt in his wounds, his two other best friends had begun dating people on campus, which often made him the fifth wheel when it came to hangouts.
Usually, Satoru would always have Shoko attached to his hip and Suguru would have you, but now that was all  over because of his wreckless choice of words.
"Fuck!"
He kicked one of the flimsy metal chairs outside of the library over with the toe of his boot causing some freshmen students to give him frightened looks.
"Got something to say?"
They shook their heads.
"Thought so."
He hoisted his backpack up higher on his shoulders so he could begin his trek across campus to get to the warmth of his dorm room when he saw you moving quite urgently towards the chemistry building.
He knew that you were likely heading to prepare for one of your lab exams, but the outfit that you had on alluded to this being much more than just a casual meet-up to study. 
Oh no, with the way that skirt was gripping your hips and just barely covering your ass, you had to be meeting up with someone special.
And the fact of knowing that it isn't him lit his entire soul on fire.
"Oh, hell no."
So he followed you.
—-
There's always that one person 
That will always have your heart
You'll never see it comin'
'Cause you're blinded from the start
Know that you're that one for me
It's clear for everyone to see
Ooo baby…
You will always be my boo…
—-
You hummed softly to yourself as your heels clicked along the tiled hallway floor of your least-favorite building on campus.
Your partner had texted you to let you know that he'd be running late, as he had a test to make up that he'd forgotten about. 
That made you roll your eyes, but nevertheless you carried on to the empty lab room so you could start studying by yourself. 
Once inside, you set up your materials on the desk and began to work. 
After only a few minutes of you working, you heard the door to the lab room creak open.
Thinking it was your partner finally having finished up, you lifted your head with a smile only for it to drop once you saw Suguru's tall frame lingering there at the door like a nervous ghost.
"What are you doing here?"
He froze at the ice in your tone; yep, you're definitely still mad. 
Almost shyly, he moved into the room, making sure that he shut the heavy door behind himself. It closed with an echoing 'boom'. 
"What, am I not allowed within twenty feet of you now? Did you file a restraining order on me, too?" He bit with more than a hint of sarcasm. 
"Very funny, Suguru. So what-
“Suguru?” He cut in. 
You never called him Suguru. Only 'Sugu' or 'Su'. Never Suguru.
You looked up as he began stalking towards you, the thud of his boots much louder in your ears than they should have been. 
He now hovered over you, a mean and irritated look plastered across his normally cool, stoic features.
(a/n: the pic in the banner is how he's looking at you🙈)
You only continued with your original thought, though your tone was a bit less sassy now.
"So you came here in search of me because why? Couldn't get your nut off by yourself?" You sneered, making his jaw tense.
A large hand slammed down on the table, making you flinch. 
"Stop with the attitude, Y/N. I'm already fucking pissed." 
Now you were confused because, who is he talking to?
"Okay and what does that have to do with me, Suguru? You-"
His other hand gripped the wide collar of your cardigan and pulled you up out of the chair you were seated in. 
Your face smashed against his chest and you were engulfed in the deep scent of his woodsy cologne.  He pushed you back slightly to examine your face up close. 
"Stop calling me that." 
"Your name?" 
He gazed down at you with his black eyes hardened.
They slowly roamed over your body, taking you in as a whole since he hasn't seen you up close in so long.
“So you wore this for him?”
"Him?" You put a hand on his chest and he allowed you to push him back so you could have space.
His eyes shifted from your face to your thigh-highs.
"Your boyfriend. The one you're waiting here for."
Is this really happening right now? It couldn't be. 
Shaking your head with a chuckle, you regarded Suguru with an incredulous look.
"My boyfriend, oh right, you mean my chemistry lab partner."
You crossed your arms underneath your bust and his breath hitched as the movement caused your breasts to shift upwards and strain against the material.
"If that's what you want to call it, you don't have to hide it from me." He shrugged and stuck his hands in the pockets of his black jeans. 
“Well don’t let me interrupt your little date.”
“It’s not a date, Suguru, we’re just studying for our lab exam. He is my lab partner, after all. We've worked together for this entire semester."
His jaw clenched. So this guy had been around you and not only within school grounds, most likely.
In a split second, you were flying backwards, with your back rubbing against the cold surface of the lab table.
Suguru was back between your legs, the position mirroring the one from your first ever sexual encounter last school year.
"You let him fuck you?" He asked with a hard edge to his voice.
"W-what?" 
"You heard me, Y/N. Did you give him a taste of what belongs to me?"
He lowered himself to a kneeling position right between your spread thighs. 
"Knees up."
Immediately, you complied, making Suguru smile and show all of his perfectly straight white teeth. He then grabbed hold to the sides of your panties and began shimmying them down ever so slowly.
"My favorite panties, too. What a shame; you're really showing out now, aren't you, darling? Trying to get daddy's attention?"
You pressed your lips together causing him to click his tongue in annoyance.
"Huh, you want my attention, so you parade yourself around campus dressed like how you are? Answer me." 
He spanked your pussy hard with the back of his hand, making your back arch off the table.
"Suguru, please!"
"I said to stop fucking calling me that. Now lay your ass back down."
You obeyed but your lower lip quivered just slightly. He was mad and when Suguru was mad and sexually frustrated, you knew it wouldn't be a short night for you.
"I'm going to ask you again, Y/N. Did you let him fuck?"
You quickly shook your head side to side.
"But you wanted to, right? You were going to, right? Answer right now or I'll leave you here with a wet cunt and no orgasm."
"No, Su, I promise. We're just partners, I swear!" 
"Hmm, lying slut…" He murmured, eyes transfixed on how your pussy lips were sucking in the damp material of your underwear. He was ecstatic that you had stopped calling him Suguru, though.
With two fingers, he hooked them under your panties, right on top of your mound. The backs of his knuckles scraped against your throbbing clit, causing your left knee to shake.
"Such a sensitive bitch, you've got to be telling the truth then, because you only tremble like this when you're needy. Right, baby?" 
You whimpered out a weak 'yes' and 'please' 
—-
Lil' mama, I know what you want
Begging me to beat it 
Like the bass in my trunk
I'm a lil' nasty, I ain't even gotta front
Lick you from your head
Down down to your butt
—-
Suguru decided to finally indulge you, but first he ripped your panties off in one swift movement, fully exposing you to his greedy eyes. 
He spat a thick, wet glob of saliva onto your pussy, the sound making your face warm with shame.
"You don't have to act so shy, love. I know I'm the only one who knows how to eat this shit just the way you like it." 
His long fingers slid through your folds, collecting your creamy, translucent cum on them. 
He scissored his fingers apart, watching the strings stretch but never break. 
"Fuck."
His dick is as hard as a brick, but he'll take care of that in a minute.
Next, his mouth was completely covering the bottom of your cunt while those two fingers worked your clit, rubbing your mess back and forth over the pulsating bud.
The ball of his tongue ring poked at your asshole periodically as he ate you out and you clenched everytime, fearing that he'd stick it in.
French-polished nails reached for his hair and Suguru, whose eyes never left yours, grabbed your hand with his free one to tangle yours in his navy blue locks.
"Su! Su! Su!" You chanted like a cheer, cheering him on as he ate your pussy so sloppily and made a mess of you and the table. 
Juices leaked down your legs and his chin from his combined saliva, your slick, and your cum from the multiple times that he had you squirting, just from his tongue and two fingers.
He could eat you out like this for hours, but he doubted he'd have that much time before someone discovered the two of you. 
Rising back to his full height, Suguru looked down at you and admired the shaking, wet mess that you'd become.
You were covered from your lower abdomen down to your knees in a mixture of your own squirt, cum, and his saliva. Even your socks were soaked and now sticking to your skin.
He never thought you looked more beautiful.
"Su…" You whined up at him, body growing cold from the waist down and aching to have him fill you up and make you warm.
"What, bitch? Want my dick now? You think you've earned it after ignoring me for damn near the whole semester?"
Your eyes drooped sadly and he stopped, cursing himself for not knowing when enough was enough.
"No, no, no…I'm sorry, baby…look, listen to me. I…"
"I'm sorry, Sugu. I'm sorry for ignoring you instead of just coming out and telling you how I really felt." 
He stopped completely then and rested his hands on your hips, right above the top of your skirt and massaged small circles into the pudge that poked out there.
Dark, slanted eyes locked onto your e/c ones to let you know that you had his full attention. 
—-
I was in love with you when we were younger, you were mine (my boo)
And I see it from time to time
I still feel like (my boo)
And I can see it no matter how I try to hide (my boo)
And even though there's another man Who's in my life, you will always be my boo
My oh, my oh 
My oh, my oh, my 
My boo
My oh, my oh 
My oh, my oh
My boo
—-
"I knew the moment you kissed my lips in your room that day. That you were the one I could put my entire trust in and spend the rest of my life with. There's no one that I trust to have my heart more than you, Sugu. I love you."
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
He fucked up.
'I fucked up'
"I fucked up." He finally said out loud. Your eyes raised to meet his again.
"I fucked everything up when I said that stupid shit that I said." 
You wrapped your arms around his neck while he stood between your legs.
"Every day that I couldn't be around you was fucking hell. You consumed nearly every waking thought. School, hanging with friends, work; hell, even jacking off became torturous knowing that I wouldn't be hearing from you throughout any part of my day."
He chuckled lowly.
"Do you forgive me, baby? You have nothing to apologize for here, and I love you, too.." 
You nodded slowly and he pressed his forehead against yours before tilting his head to capture your lips in his.
The tangy taste of your cum covered your taste buds as Suguru began exploring every inch of your mouth with his expert tongue.
His tongue bar clinked against your teeth ever so slightly with his rushed and hasty movements; it was like he was trying to savor every bit of that sweet confession that you'd just spoken to him.
"Mmm, Sugu…" You breathed once he parted for air.
His hands moved to your waist and he flipped you over, pressing you back into the table with both of your wrists trapped in one of his strong hands.
The sight of that tight, black leather hiked up over your ass cheeks had him in a frenzy to undo his belt and drop his pants.
Once his cock was free, he tapped the leaking head on both cheeks.
He couldn't help himself, he just had to ask:
"Whose pussy is this?" 
Your reply was immediate: 
"I-It's yours, Sugu'..f-fuck! Please put it in!"
"Hmm, not good enough. Fucking convince me."
Even though he said that, he was already sliding his thick ass dickhead between the messy folds of your cunt.
"Please, Su…it's yours, baby, all yours. Please fuck me." 
"Shit…!" He almost collapsed on top of you and sent the whole table crashing to the ground.
You let out a collective moan when he finally slid in, sheathing his dick deep inside you.
Grabbing your hair and twisting it around his hand, he pulled you up into a perfect arch with your ass flush against his thighs.
"Again. Whose is it?" 
—-
Slide in that thang, real deep game
Bust it so good, girl, what's my name? 
Hit it from the back, headboard swag
When I talk shit, shawty answer right back
I be on her like:
Who booty is it?
Who booty is it?
Who booty, who booty, who booty is it?
Who booty is it?
Who booty is it?
Who booty, who booty, who booty is it?
—-
Usually Suguru was a rough, fast thruster, but right now he had you confused because he'd start out with a few quick hard thrusts that had you face-planting into the table, then he'd switch it up and slow grind you, pressing his hips so far into your backside that you'd have imprints of his hip bones.
"Su…S-s-u…SU! Fuck fuck fuckkkk!" You screeched while your nails scratched the surface of the table that was sliding back and forth but hadn't broken down.
He only thrusted harder and faster. It wouldn't be long before he came all over that dirty pussy.
“Sturdy ass table.” He chuckled. “Perfect for whores like you to get fucked on.” A groan from deep within his chest emerged as his thighs shook.
"I'm…fuck…I'm going to ask you one last time, Y/N. Whose. Fucking. Pussy. Is. It. Y/N?"
Each word was punctuated with a deep, brutal thrust.
Your breasts were sore from being pushed so hard against the cold surface of the table and your thighs sticky and wet from Suguru eating you out.
"I- GOD, I…y-yours!" You managed before your orgasm took over.
It was so strong you almost blacked out, no doubt the strongest one you'd ever had thus far.
But Suguru wasn't quite done yet.
He pulled out and slapped your ass hard with his palm while the other fisted his dick furiously. 
"Turn over. Open your legs for me, wide, like a slut. There you go." 
He came with a shattered groan, ropes of white hot cum splattering against your already bruised and messy folds.
When his balls were completely empty and you were covered in white, he scooped some onto his fingers and brought them up to your lips.
"Suck." 
You sucked.
"Good fucking girl, fucking slut. Whore." He attached his mouth to yours and dipped his tongue in to taste your sweetness combined with his essence. 
You both made out sloppily, swapping cum until he pulled back and spat the snowballed cum back into your mouth followed by patting your cheek lovingly. 
"Now swallow."
And you swallowed.
With a deep sigh and a satisfied smile displayed over his handsome features, he began searching the room for paper towels to clean the two of you up.
Once you'd gotten your bearings, you locked the door behind yourselves. 
Suguru pulled you into his chest and kissed the top of your head.
"I wonder what happened to my partner? I guess I got stood up after all!"
The man beside you couldn't resist rolling his eyes and then answering in a smug tone.
"Or, he heard you screaming my name from all the way down the hallway and decided to just fuck off." He snorted.
You giggled and elbowed his side, but he was dead serious. 
"No, really, baby. I saw him peek through the window on the door when I was giving you backshots. The look on his face was fucking priceless." You gasped.
"Sugu, you didn't!" He only laughed harder.
"I mean, really. I didn't even have to ask who it belongs to. Lucky for you that I showed up, or you could've started dating that guy and been screaming out SU everytime he fucked you."
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*ʳᵉᵇˡᵒᵍˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵉᶜⁱᵃᵗᵉᵈ!
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pikkish · 1 year ago
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I thought it was hilarious, at first, that everyone’s decided Doomguy is still the protagonist of MyHouse.wad. After all, it doesn’t really have much more to do with Doom than gmod has to do with Half-Life 2. But then I remembered, isn’t that a plot point of Doom II? Visiting the burnt out ruins of your hometown on your way to the portal to Hell? Why couldn’t Doomguy take a few minutes to have a nightmare of an emotional journey in a childhood friend’s home to come to terms with everyone and everything he ever loved being destroyed?
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gaylactic-fire · 9 months ago
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Zelinkers on here will meticulously go through "evidence" of their ship's canonicity with a fine tooth comb and write thesis level analysis essays about it.
Then they see the school and Zelda's diary and go "Ooo she has baby fever ooo she wants kids" and think no further on the implications of Zelda becoming a teacher based on her own childhood and the calamity.
Head in my hands. Groaning in agony. Etc.
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lonewolf638 · 1 year ago
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"there is nothing more humiliating to me than my own desires" iddkk smt he doesnt even want want any of these things but hes made 2 feel good & in return he blames himself for enjoying smt that was inherently forced on him to enjoy
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turkeytrey · 1 month ago
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i couldnt not share this pic!!! zen🍂
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ohshi-kaboom · 3 months ago
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I need me a 100k warrior cats inspired fic with cat!uzi and dog!n romance slowburn no beta we die like nori to be able to survive the next mmmm week
Oh and good night i guess
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mars-ipan · 1 month ago
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god i cannot wait to be off these steroids…
#marzi speaks#marzivents#<- it’s late n i’m kinda pent up abt this#i’m so TIRED of themmmm#i’m probs gonna be on them for the rest of the year. which SUCKSSS#i don’t like how many ppl comment on the moon face#i don’t mind it. like i look in a mirror and i’m okay.#it’s a little weird. but like. just because it’s different. like getting used to a new haircut#but every time i see someone for the first time in a bit it’s ‘woah your face got rounder’#and i have to go ‘oh yeah it’s water retention- steroids thing it’ll go away when i’m able to go off ‘em’#and they go ‘oh alright :) you still look good btw don’t worry’#and i just. i HATE how people talk about it!! like jfc. it’s so clear that they think it’s like kinda sad#my dad said he thinks it’s cute and he’s the only one i actually think is telling the truth there#my mom and i agree that it doesn’t matter. but even then she tries to tell me not to panic#like a little extra squish in my face is something to panic over#it’s so clear that so many people see it as another thing to pity#oh poor thing. has that chronic illness for the rest of her life. and the steroids made her jaw look rounder :(#like jfc i knew fatphobia was prevalent but come the fuck on. literally i’m like barely retaining water for steroids too#like. i’m still very much skinny (i JUST finished being malnourished ffs) but bc i’m retaining water in my face#now ppl feel the need to comfort me. over this tiny cosmetic thing that does not matter#like. i wouldn’t feel weird abt it if it weren’t for everyone else making it such a THING. why is everyone so weird about it#i’m not insecure about it but when ppl try to comfort me or go ‘it’s not that bad’ it makes me feel like i’m SUPPOSED to be insecure abt it#and it drives me NUTS. bc there are things about being on steroids that i would love to be comforted about#but the water retention is not one of them. i couldn’t give a rat’s ass about the water retention#y’know what i’d like to be comforted over? the mood swings. the irritability. the insomnia. the appetite fluctuation#the slow healing of skin. thinning and dryness in the skin. having to take like 3 other medications alongside the steroid#bc taking the steroid causes side effects that need to be medically treated or prevented#even outside of the steroid! i’d like some comfort about having to build back my stamina from scratch#i’d like some comfort about having the worst balance i’ve had in years#there’s. more to this. but i’m out of tags. maybe i’ll make some replies idk. i’m just. UGH
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monsterbisexual · 3 months ago
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the silt verses: chapter 34
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chapter 38
#p#tsv#the silt verses#im being so brave n tagging this + making it rb-able. i think#posting this for my own benefit cuz it made me go nuts (positive) when i listened to ch 38 n got to this part#i was like WAIT THIS REMINDS ME OF SMTH#n then i found the right ep to check the transcript for the first one n i was like YESSSS >:)#this podcast dude.....im eating it its eating me we're (cant spell the O word) snake eating self thing#this is like. what if we were both prophets of our faith (in different ways i think)#n bargaining w our god for the safety of our loved ones#basically threatening it w the power we have over it#And we were both trans??? :O#Also! how theyre both v like jaded abt their god when they started w good intentions (paige)#or like such zealous belief n feel the bad actions u do are justified by ur faith n its for ur god etc (faulkner but i worded it badly)#now that im rambling here: anyway i do miss that faulkner era sldjk like hes still doing fucked up stuff ofc#but at this point he admitted he doesnt feel the same abt the trawler man n is maybe more like carpenter at the beginning of the series#ok 38 made me cry it was wild actually. the stuff w his dad got me dude!!!#him telling raine that hes wanted to like confront his dad for not being around for him+his brothers n basically abandoning him eventually#but now that theyre together again he cant cuz his dad isnt even like. himself sometimes n needs to be looked after etc#this podcast is great w complicated parental/family relationships i think. faulkner n his alive brother+dad#paige w her dad + carpenter w nana glass#anyway back to 38 lol n when faulkner had to comfort his dad who thought he was his abusive uncle not his son n kept repeating#''i love u. im not him'' jeeeeez#then when his dad is more coherent n they have a long talk abt how faulkner (richard lol) has been n that he thinks hes rly fucked things u#<- CORRECT#OHH n the trans stuff omg like 'ur voice is deeper than last time i saw u' n feelin bad he couldnt afford#testosterone when faulkner was younger n stuff n saying how he looks n sounds suits him n skdjdk wah#ok posting this before i can regret it byeee
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ritz-writes · 8 months ago
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if we dont finally see what happened between macaque and wukong in s5 i think i might actually explode
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skrunksthatwunk · 8 months ago
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kiryu you were not about to write that on your bucket list you lying faker you gay ass homosexual man
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akc-g · 1 month ago
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i think the main thing hazbin has going for it is that its got JUST enough of an actual genuine hook to get u invested b4 the bullshit n fandom baiting. it has potential n durections u can take the setting n characters that a lot of this kind of media doesnt. its that thing where really bad media unlocks the most fandom potential.
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