#now you guys are INFANTS

[aurorangen]

It was just their typical morning before work until Vincent casually brought up the topic of the future and kids to Renee. However, their conversation was interrupted by a phone call from his law firm. His schedule can be so busy at times and he needed to get there early. Today was also the day he would meet his new paralegal and he's hoping his job would be much easier with their help.

[ducktracy]

randomly asked a bunch of friends and acquaintances what some of their favorite shorts/episodes/films, cartoon or otherwise so i could expand my horizons and got a lot of Urusei Yatsura in response, which puts this delightfully bizarre show back on my radar. this has been stuck in my head all day and it'd be criminal not to share this beautiful multi-media AND super fun city pop song. from the brilliant mind of Koji Nanke.

also, watch Urusei Yatsura. there are babies making Peanuts faces!

[soullessjack]

sometimes you just gotta do the job yourself if you want it done right

[aliengirl]

How do you feel about a nursery set themed with dinos and strawberries

[penisliker-moved]

ea bootlickers r so funny 2 me. jumping through hoops trying to say this is a cute swatch

[unproduciblesmackdown]

another shoutout for this video i hugely enjoy that’s somehow niche enough it’s only passed the thousand view threshold sometime this past year, which i can be confident about because previously i’ve kept going “i can’t believe this gem doesn’t have a thousand views already”

[kalashtars]

the term boymoding changed me fr. it feels so gender. boymoding. i'm shifting into boymode.

[faerociousbeast]

he was living alone and literally going out and hunting for his own food by at least 4 so.

[strangeangel22]

i love being transgender i love doing my silly little t shot every week i am so proud of who i am and what ive done to get to where i am now I LOVE BEING TRANS!!!1!!!1!😸😸😸

[sincerely-sofie]

Many thanks for the tag @asimplearchivist! The post was getting a bit long, so I cleared the reblogs.

coffee or tea (hot chocolate for me!) | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or fall | silver or gold (brass) | pop or alternative (I just like what I like, haha!) | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees I macarons or eclairs l typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony (I'm scared of heights lol) | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris (Homebody) | vincent van gogh or claude monet | denim or leather | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens I masquerade ball or cocktail party

some tags of my own: @oblonger, @aria-the-derg, @battyaalllday, @onlyhereforghosttrick, @billycorn, and @stingraywipe along with all you shy guys who would love to join in!

Thanks for the tag @steven-grants-world (we won't go into how giddy I get when I'm tagged in something!)

This or that…

coffee or tea (neither!) | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or fall | silver or gold | pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees I macarons or eclairs l typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris | vincent van gogh or claude monet | denim or leather | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens I masquerade ball or cocktail party

no pressure tags: @marieziffer, @jewelsrulz, @diplomaticprincess, @wrenwithapen, @witch-oftheflowers, @lunar-ghoulie, @coneygoil, and anyone else who wants to because I hate forgetting people! Do it!

[trendfag]

its just so annoying being in a class being taught stuff you know is wrong because you were taught the correct information in previous classes

[nomaishuttle]

trying to buy a little mini christmas tree bc im homesick and i miss christmas and walmart is avtually insane. the tree is like 16 dollars and theyre like Do you wanna pay 79 extra dollars so that somebody will tell you how to set it up :] ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!!

[marxism-transgenderism]

Alright cool so since people have moved from just saying that things like "hey guys" is gender neutral to now saying that "hey girls" is infantalizing for some reason can I just say how much I love the word girl. I love saying it and addressing other women with it, trans or cis. "Hey, girl" "how are we, girls" "girl !!" I say it in excess. I outpace even the most stereotypical Californian valley girl. I feel the release of tension in other girls when I say it. Almost as a way of saying "I see you, and this is a safe space for us." It creates such a casual atmosphere between girls so quickly in a way I never could with boys. The word girl means so much to me and I've had to fight like hell to get to a point where that word feels like mine, so now that it is I'm going to use it as often as I can. I love you girls. Stay strong girls

[coquelicoq]

now obviously you don't have to hit all the plot points of 3 men and a baby for something to qualify as a 3 men and a baby au, but for the curious, here's the general outline of the film:

peter, michael, and jack are three roommates, generally living it up as attractive, unattached single men, sowing their wild oats and so forth.

jack, an actor, is out of the country shooting a movie and mostly incommunicado. a friend of his asks if he can have a secret package delivered to jack's apartment for safekeeping until he can pick it up. jack says sure and asks his roommates to look out for this package (not giving any details because he doesn't know what it is) and to keep it a secret (because his buddy had asked for it to be kept a secret for some reason) until somebody comes to pick it up. his roommates are like sure dude whatever, we gotchu.

shortly thereafter, a woman named sylvia leaves a baby on their doorstep with a note which reveals that she can no longer take care of the baby, mary, and so is leaving her in the care of mary's father, jack. the roommates assume this is the "package" and must frantically figure out how to care for a surprise doorstep baby, which is why they're distracted when the actual package shows up. they throw it inside somewhere and get back to business warming up milk and changing diapers and whatnot. cue series of charming scenes of them adjusting to coparenting their absent roommate's infant daughter.

a few days later, some guys come by for the "package". the roommates assume they're there for mary (the baby) and reluctantly hand her over; they've grown attached, but they know she's not theirs. only after this do they remember the other package, which they discover to be heroin, and realize they've just given a baby to some drug dealers who are expecting her to be drugs. peter tries to catch up with the drug dealers to get mary back and to hand over the actual package, but there's a kerfuffle with the police and long story short, he gets the baby but the dealers don't get the heroin, which they are none too pleased about.

jack returns from his shoot and is surprised to learn he has a baby, but he quickly joins in the coparenting.

the dealers send them threatening notes demanding they hand over the drugs (which they don't even have anymore; they were lost in the kerfuffle). the three roommates formulate a plan to trap the drug dealers...somehow. i don't remember the details. it's successful.

the three roomies are happily adjusted to their new life as mary's guardians when sylvia, the mom, shows up and takes her back. she says she has to go back to london for financial reasons and takes mary to the airport. the guys let her go, but they're depressed. cue a running through the airport scene, which is unsuccessful because apparently sylvia changed her mind and is waiting back for them at their apartment. they ask sylvia to come live with them so the four of them can raise mary together. she tearfully agrees and the five live happily ever after (until the sequel).

i don't think it's necessary that the baby be biologically related to one of the 3 buddies, but the whole thing where one of them is out of town when the baby shows up and the other two assume guy #1 (gender-neutral) knows about the baby and is asking them to take care of her when really guy #1 has no idea and has done nothing of the sort is very good. i also like the package mixup concept, though i don't think the added conflict of being pursued by drug dealers with a grudge adds much to the emotional beats so i would probably just have it be some other type of package. the conflict can arise from the fact that holy shit there's a baby and also is the person who left her here going to come take her back after we've gotten attached, etc. the fact that it ends up as FOUR guys (gender-neutral) and a baby is also very juicy. but none of it is required to qualify as a 3 men and a baby au except that there be a surprise baby and platonic coparenting. the rest is bells and whistles. you measure that shit with your heart.

I KEEP FORGETTING TO SAY THIS but my ideal au is always, ALWAYS a three men and a baby au. doesn't have to be men just yknow three adults and a baby. i know i have said this before but it was only the one time and it bears repeating, it bears so much repeating because i need it so bad for everything forever.

[cowboyishbabe]

This preview for the next ep of summer house mv…. jasmine, girl……….. shouldn’t you have known this man’s mindset before you married him??? Like, what was the rush on marriage before truly learning him? Or y’know maybe actually being ready for the life changes that commitment brings?