#OH AND I MENTIONED A GODFATHER. YEAH. NO HES TRAVELING THE WORLD WITHOUT A CARE PEEPING AT WOMEN
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faerociousbeast · 2 years ago
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he was living alone and literally going out and hunting for his own food by at least 4 so.
#im still so fucking mad about that stupid fucking scene#so narutos parents. Die. right. but they were decent (the mom was amazing)#so obviously theyre like alright! lets give him a godfather and have our dying words be telling the village leader#to take.care of our newborn son#timeskip we see the third Literally leave naruto out on the floor?? on the street????? like waht#and he had kids of his own too so um. i dont think youre supposed to leave babies on the road maybe tjats just me tho#another timeskip. we have No Idea who took care of naruto between this#but now hes like... 3? 4 at most?#the villagers are already discriminating against this literal fucking toddler everyone hates him#aaaand he has his own apartment. how thoughtful you gave the preschooler free rent#so we see him have to make himself this rudimentary fishing pole#and go and fish for his own food#and he eats outsife of the village so he wont b fckn hunted down#AND THE FUCKKNG VILLAGE LEADER#SHOWS HP#AND NARUTOS SO FUCKING SWEETTOO KIND FOR HIS OWN GOOD#HES STARVING HE HAS LIKE. TWO TINY FISH#and he offers one. to the village leader. who was supposed to maybe not leave an infant in an apartment alone by HIS PARENTS DYING WORFS#AND THE GUY FUCKING TAKES IT?????#OH AND I MENTIONED A GODFATHER. YEAH. NO HES TRAVELING THE WORLD WITHOUT A CARE PEEPING AT WOMEN#AND HE ONLY SHOWS UP TO TRAIN NARUTO AFTER NARUTO DOES SEXY JUTSU#And evrn then he doesnt tell him shit about his parents or anything#and im supposed to LIKE THESE GUYS?????
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josephinelouiseobrien · 4 years ago
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Worlds Colliding (2)
concept: Spencer Reid x OC • NCIS x criminal minds
Synopsis: Allison Gibbs returns from the navy only to end up on a long list of victims. Now the only hope of keeping her out of harms way and solving this case is a socially awkward doctor by the name of Spencer Reid.
A/N: thank you to anyone who read the first chapter !!! It genuinely means the world to me when I get feedback and stuff 🥺
Masterlist
Worlds colliding Masterlist
Chapter 1
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Allison woke up the next morning to a knock coming from her bedroom door. Her eyebrows furrowed as she sat up, rubbing her eyes tiredly. “Come in...?” She’d said it as more of a question, confusion setting in.
As the door opened her father was seen on the other side, two coffees in hand. “Come on, get up.”
“What? Why?” The strawberry blonde asked, this time becoming slightly more alert. Her father was giving her serious flashbacks to her youth. Every morning he’d wake her up at the crack of dawn and drag her to work with him because he was scared someone would break in and murder her.
“Do you want to come to work with me or not?”
Allison sighed, “yeah, I got nothing else better to do.” The strawberry blonde smirked slightly, “and based off of what happened yesterday, I think I’m even better at your job then you.”
Gibbs stared at his daughter, shaking his head. “Don’t push it. I’d hate to start slapping you like I do Dinozzo.”
With that her door was shut and she was given time to get dressed. She was quick to pull on her navy green cargo pants - the military seriously killed any fashion sense she thought she had - and an ROTC t-shirt. Throwing her hair into a long ponytail she laced up her converse - that surprisingly still fit - the last time she wore them was in high school.
The ride to the navy yard was quiet, Allison still trying to force herself awake. Her father wasn’t a big talker either, usually it was her to start conversation between them. If it wasn’t for her motor mouth she doubted her and Gibbs would even speak outside of necessary conversations.
As the car rolled to a stop, Allison pushed herself out of the front seat only to forget that her coffee was sitting in her lap. The styrofoam cup hit the concrete as the strawberry blonde stared in shock.
Gibbs sighed in disappointment, patting his daughter on the back as he handed her a five dollar bill. “Go buy another one at the coffee cart.”
Allison blinked before taking the money silently and forcing herself to walk to where the coffee would inevitably be. She never functioned well without caffeine in her system - maybe her father had somehow genetically passed on his coffee addiction. ‘Is that possible?’
Her thoughts were cut short as she walked into a wall - no, just a very tall lanky man. Blinking her eyes trailed up to see his face. “Oh my god, I’m so sorry.” Apologies fell from the mans lips at a rapid pace, but Allison could barely comprehend what he was saying as her eyes traveled over his features.
There was a light stubble on his, surprisingly sharp, jawline. Bags clung to his under eyes but the tired look suited him in a way. His hazel eyes reminded her of coffee - which is what she was doing in the first place! Getting coffee.
“No, I’m sorry.” Allison finally forced out, rubbing her eyes tiredly. “I’m barely even awake right now. My dad dragged me out of bed - you don’t want to hear my life story.”
The man chuckled lightly shaking his head for her to go on. “No, it’s fine. I’m waiting for a coffee order anyways.”
Allison smiled but before she could continue speaking the man behind the coffe cart beat her to it. “Ally, the usual?”
The strawberry blonde nodded, “yeah, thanks Martin.”
“I’ll get on it. Its good to have you back.” The man then retreated towards the coffee machine and Allison’s focus was back onto the mysterious man.
“Where are you coming back from?” His gaze was curious - eyebrows furrowing, head titled slightly.
Allison sighed, “Iraq. I was deployed there for awhile. My names Allison, by the way.”
“I’m spencer.” The man replied, his eyes widening slightly but not by much at her revelation as to where she’d been. “Marines?”
“Yeah. How’d you know?”
“Your shirt.”
Allison’s gaze traveled down to the cropped marines t-shirt she wore. Originally it was her fathers but when she in high school recycling clothes became a hobby of hers and thus she raided her fathers closet. “I forgot I put that on...”
Spencer smiled, finding her confusion quite adorable. “So, what are you doing here?”
Allison snapped back to reality her gaze coming up to meet his. “Oh, my dad works here.” The strawberry blonde then squinted slightly as she realized how strange it was to see someone she didn’t recognize - she knew everyone on the navy yard. Okay, that was a stretch but she would’ve known if she’d seen him before. He didn’t have a face you could forget that easily. “What are you doing here?”
“Oh, work.” Spencer replied pointing out his visiting badge. Before he could explain what his job was the coffee order was set in front of them. Spencer’s consisted of several different orders well Allison’s was just the one cup. “Which way are you going? I’ll walk you.”
Allison smiled, usually when someone offered to walk her she’d politely refuse - she could take care of herself. This time though she nodded towards the NCIS main building, with a smile on her lips. Something about him was different then the guys she’d dated - usually they were all of the ‘alpha male’ variety, most of the time feeling the need to assert their masculinity to her. In fact three out of the four she’d dated had ghosted her upon finding out she was a marine.
“I’m going that way too.” Spencer reveled, his eyebrows furrowing slightly as he smiled.
Allison looked him up and down - he looked like a teachers assistant. If he was working for NCIS then he definitely had to have been some sort of intern. The strawberry blonde hoped to god that he’d gotten lucky enough to not end up interning for her father.
“I haven’t seen you here before - and I’m sure I would’ve if you had, my dads been dragging me to work with him since I was eleven.” Allison divulged, “are you a new intern by any chance?”
Spencer laughed, shaking his head. “No, I work for the Behavioral Analysis Unit of the FBI. We’re here to help with a case.”
Allison’s smile dropped, “oh god. Tell me your not here with Fornell.”
“Uh... how’d you know we were here with agent Fornell?”
“Oh god.” Allison simply muttered in reply her pace increasing as she neared the building. This was going to be a shit show.
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“Allison, what’s going on?” Spencer asked as he rushed to catch up with her, nearly slamming into her back as she was stopped in front of the bullpen.
“That.” The strawberry blonde whispered, watching as her father stared down Fornell who was sitting at his desk. The entire office was eerily quiet - the other members of the BAU seemed terribly confused whereas Gibbs’ team seemed frightened but also amused.
“Someone get the popcorn.” Allison could hear Tony whisper, shooting him a glare in response.
Slowly Fornells gaze landed on Allison, a smile coming over him. “Hey, Ally, your back.”
Allison nodded quietly her gaze then landing on her father who was still death staring Tobias. God, if looks could kill Fornell would be six feet under. “Get out of my damn chair, Tobias.” Gibbs finally snapped pushing the man away.
“I was thinking about asking for it in our divorce settlement,” Fornell just had to push it, still not standing from the chair. A smirk was plastered on his face, “I know better then to think I’ll get any alimony money.”
Allison was honestly suprised that they hadn’t murdered each other yet. Sure, Tobias and her father were friends - but he’d also married her fathers ex-wife and it put a strain on their relationship. Half the time she didn’t know if Gibbs was going to slap Tobias or kiss him. Either one freaked her out equally as much.
“Out. Now.”
“Touchy, touchy.” Fornell replied raising his hands up defensively as he got to his feet. “And you wonder why no one wants to work with NCIS.”
Director Shepard chuckled from her spot at the stairway. She was leaned against the railing as she looked over the group of agents and Allison was surprised she hadn’t seen her yet. Jenny had been like a second mother to her.
“You’ll be working the investigation together.” The director explained as she made her way down to the entrance of the bullpen. “NCIS will be leading and the BAU will help to formulate a profile. Tobias is only here as a liaison between both agencies.”
As she finished speaking she pulled Allison into a hug, the strawberry blonde reciprocating the action. “Hey, Ally.” Director Shepard spoke quietly her tone suggesting that she’d missed the shorter girl much more then she was letting on.
“Hey, Jen.”
“I’ll let the unit chief of the BAU handle introductions.” Fornell decided, his gaze then landing on Allison. “Come give me a hug, kid.”
Allison laughed as she allowed Tobias to pull her into a hug. Despite her fathers constant arguing with the man, in the end Gibbs decided that he would be her godfather. “Hey, Tobias, hows Diane?”
Tobias recoiled at the mention of the women, “we divorced.”
Allison snorted, “did she drain your bank accounts?”
“Yep. That hell beast sucked me dry.”
“So, dad was right?”
Tobias rolled his eyes, “don’t rub it in.”
The strawberry blonde only laughed in return, shaking her head at the subject matter. At that point the unit chief has cleared his throat, his gaze cast on the room in front of him. “I’m Arron Hotchner, Unit chief of the BAU and this is my team.” The man gestured first to a blonde girl who stood with her arms crossed over her chest as she spoke to McGee. “First our media Liasson, Jennifer Jareau.”
The blonde smiled and waved politely, “you can call my JJ.” She seemed sweet and welcoming - she kind of reminded Allison of Kate; Caitlin Todd had been killed on a case a month before ziva joined the team and took her place.
“SSA Derek Morgan.”
A handsome, buff man smiled at the group - specifically ziva, who sent him a sultry wave in return. Allison found herself suppressing a chuckle at the jealous expression on Tony’s face - anyone with eyes could tell that Dinozzo had a thing for the mossad liasson agent.
“SSA Emily Prentiss.”
Dinozzos attention was taken from ziva as a dark haired women stepped forward. She sent the group a firm nod - she was all business, that much Allison could tell. Still she was very gorgeous - just like every other member of the BAU. ‘Did they just come out looking like this’ Maybe Allison would just have to join the FBI and find out.
“SSA Jason Gideon.”
An older man waved and nodded at the group before returning to the evidence. Allison has heard of Jason Gideon before, he was kind of a legend - it also helped that he’d lectured in one of her college classes her sophomore year at Stanford.
“And agent Spencer Reid-”
“Dr.” Gideon corrected the unit chief as Spencer - the man Allison has bumped into stepped forward.
“Dr. Spencer Reid, our expert on well... everything.”
Spencer seemed nervous under everyone’s gaze, something that Allison found adorable. For some reason confidence didn’t attract her in the slightest - maybe it was because of the toxic masculinity that surrounded her in the navy but something about an overly confident man just turned her completely off.
“I’m Gibbs.” Allison’s father was quick to introduce himself before moving onto his team. “Special agent Tony Dinozzo.”
“Very special agent.” Tony corrected which only received a slap to the back of the head from Allison. “Hey!” Dinozzo shouted his gaze moving to Gibbs, “boss!”
Gibbs ignored it, trying to hide the smirk on his lips as he gestured to McGee. “Special agent Timothy McGee.”
Tim smiles over enthusiastically at the group, waving. Allison cringed, shaking her head at him as a signal to tone it down - which he did quickly but the damage seemed to have already been done.
“And Mossad liaison officer, ziva david.”
Ziva had her head propped in her head, before she pushed herself back to lean in her chair as she nodded at the group. Only her eyes were quick to meet dereks as she propped her feet up onto her desk.
Gibbs was quiet but everyone’s gaze was set on Allison, before flicking back to him. It was clear they were curious so the older man sighed, before introducing her. “Allison’s my daughter, she’s only visiting.”
As some agents went to work, others began introducing themselves further. Allison, as usual, inserted herself into the case. “I think it’s someone with personal ties to the marines - either someone enlisted or a sponsor.”
Gideons gaze landed on her immediately, as well as Spencer’s and Emily’s. “Why do you think that?” He wondered, almost sizing the strawberry blonde up. He was profiling her and she knew it.
“The only thing connecting the victims is gender and their job - he’s probably stuck in a misogynist mind set and feels, offended that women are allowed to enlist.”
“What do you do for work?” Emily asked, a half smile making its way onto her face.
Before Allison could even get the words out of mouth Reid was already answering for her. “She’s a marine. Just got back from deployment in Iraq.”
Normally Allison would be upset, but it was the way that Reid spoke almost instinctively that peaked her interest. His gaze was focused on his shoes and to anyone else he seemed zoned out - which he probably was but he was still able to answer.
Upon noticing his coworkers curious and alarmed gazes, his eyes rose from the floor to meet theirs. A crimson blushed began to coat his cheeks realizing it wasn’t his question to answer and he most definelty seemed like some crazed stalker. “We met at the coffee cart.”
Allison laughed, nodding in confirmation. “Yeah, I’m a lance corporal.”
Emily’s eyebrows furrowed, “why didn’t you go into psychology? You seem to know a lot about it.”
“I studied it in college.” The strawberry blonde revealed, shrugging slightly as she answered - her hands stuffed inside her pockets. “Joining the military just runs in the family.”
Before the conversation could continue, her fathers voice caught the groups attention. “Grab your gear, we’ve got another body.”
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A/N: I have no idea if this chapter was actually any good or not, nor do I have the ability to read over it for errors (I’m just a little bit tipsy). Anywho, I somehow constantly think of this book and am constantly coming up with ideas but at the same time have massive writers block... Is there a reset button on my brain I can press to fix this?
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whippedkoalas · 7 years ago
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Can you continue the short about noora being pregnant? I want to see them in the hospital waiting their son and after being in home and all this stuff
Of course, I can! I focused more on their time in the hospital than them being at home but I hope you’ll enjoy this one. Thank you for the suggestion :)
It’s the beginning of the night when Noora and William arrive at the hospital. Noora’s contractions are stronger and more frequent. Finally. She feels like she’s been pregnant forever. A midwife leads them to a little room and asks Noora to lay down in order to do a checkup. When the checkup is done, she tells them that Noora can stay at the hospital because the labor started. However, she warns them: it will take time before the actual birth.She leaves them together, telling them to relax.
Noora is in pain, exhausted and frustrated. She’s been waiting to give birth for weeks now. William tries his best to be there for Noora even though there is nothing really to do. They just have to wait.
They do not tell anyone what’s happening because they want to be alone in their bubble to welcome their baby. Their long-awaited baby.
When they first started dating, 12 years ago, they didn’t even think of having children. As far as they remember, they didn’t even mention a future together until William’s comeback to Oslo. After that, they mentioned their desire to be together forever but they didn’t really dwell into details.Having children was not an easy decision for people like them, who didn’t grow up in a stable family. While they were studying law and journalism respectively, William and Noora traveled a lot. They even studied a year abroad, in New York City. They went on a road trip for a few weeks, driving from San Francisco to Las Vegas, where they got married. Then, when they graduated, they focused on their careers more.  Three years ago, they started talking about the next step. They spent hours and hours talking about children. William was very unwilling to become a father. It was not that he didn’t want to be a father, he just wasn’t sure he could be a real father figure in someone’s life. He couldn’t picture Noora not becoming a mother and if she wanted to have children with him, then he would learn beside her how to be the best dad he could.
It’s been three hard years, but they’re finally this close to being actual parents. « You’re beautiful » William whispers in her hair.« Shut up. I know that’s not true » she says, trying to breathe.« It is true. » he tells her, kissing her temple.« I shouldn’t have told you that this pick-up line worked 12 years ago. » William laughs. « Well, I wouldn’t say it worked but anyway, it’s the truth. »« if you say so, I’m too tired to fight you. »
After a while, the midwife comes back. « Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Magnusson, right? » she says.« yeah. »« I’m Anna, I’m the midwife that will assist you overnight. We have a bit of time ahead of us, it’s a quiet night. So. I read in your medical file that you’ve been trying to have a child for quite some time. Is that right? »« Yeah, approximatively 2 years. A bit less » William says.« okay. No miscarriage, right? »« No, never » Noora replies. « Great. You know the sex of your baby? »« It’s a boy »She proceeds with a checkup. « Your baby boy is not in a rush, apparently. » Noora sighs.« I think you’ll still be there in the morning, sorry.» Anna adds.Noora squeezes William’s hand.« How are you feeling? »« I’m tired. Exhausted. I feel bloated, but I’m fine »« And you? » she says, pointing to William.« I’m fine. » « Don’t forget to eat and drink, okay? You should probably go to the cafeteria to get coffee. ». Noticing William’s confused face, she adds. « Your wife will be fine. Take fifteen minutes for yourself, drink, eat something, you’ll need it. I’ll call you if anything happens. »Noora strokes his hand and says « Yeah, she’s right. You had a long day. Go! »
When William exits the room, Anna smiles to Noora.« He is very protective of you, right? »« yeah. »« tell me if I’m too curious but, how long have you been together? »« more than 12 years. » « really? You are High school sweethearts? »« Oh, hmm. Technically, yes. But when we really started dating seriously, William was out of high school. We met when we were in first and third year. »« Okay. It’s cute. »
William comes back and the midwife asks if they want her to tie a second bed to Noora’s so that William can lay down with her. « You’ll be there for a while, I’m afraid. It might be more comfortable but it’s up to you » but Noora is already nodding.
For a few hours, they just lay down together. They can’t sleep so they just look at each other. William tries to help her breathe, tries to make her laugh, tries to make her forget the pain.
Then everything starts to speed up. The midwife comes and tells Noora it’s time to give birth.
Noora is not really stressed, with William by her side, encouraging her. Their baby arrives and it’s the best feeling in the world. She cries because she’s just more than exhausted. He doesn’t let go of her hand and comes closer to kiss her.
After that, Noora is able to sleep for a while. She asks William to let everyone know their baby is here.Soon, they’re surrounded by their friends. First Sana and Yousef (and their children), then Eva, later in the afternoon Vilde and Chris arrive. Everyone is so happy for them and tell them he’s beautiful. (They don’t disagree)They receive texts from Elias, Eskild, Linn, few friends from Uni and work. Isak and Even send flowers. They all promise to come to Oslo to see them when they can. Everyone asks what name they gave him, of course, because William didn’t write it in his text.« His name is Noam » Noora tells everyone with a huge smile.Chris arrives late because he was working. « oh my god, he’s so cute! » he says. « Congratulations! I might cry, oh god. » He congratulates Noora specifically. « Oh Noora, you’re glowing. I knew you were a boss. »He turns to William, « Bro, I can’t believe you’re a dad now. What is his name, then? » « Well, » William says. « it’s… » he continues, his voice starting to be full of emotions. « it’s Noam Christoffer Magnusson. »  Surprised, Chris freezes. « What? » « If you accept to be his godfather, I mean » William corrects.« You want me to be his godfather? » « Yeah, » Noora says, amused. « You’ll be his godfather and he’ll have your name »Chris doesn’t seem to process everything. « oh my god, I mean yes, yes ». He hugs William and Noora for a very long time. « You said his name is Noam though, as in Noora and William? » They laugh. « Yeah, Chris. It’s a combination of our names. » Noora says.(Chris texts everyone: the Riot club, Eva, Vilde, Sana, Isak, Eskild, the whole crew to let them know that William and Noora gave their son HIS NAME!)
After a few days, they are able to go home. When they enter their new house, they go straight to Noam’s room. They decorated it together and are proud of themselves.William is holding his son and puts him on his bed. Noora comes behind William and hugs him from behind. « He’s too cute, » she says. « Yeah. I’m proud of you. So so proud » he replies.« I didn’t have him alone. We can be proud. »« I still can’t believe we’re a family now » he confesses. Noora smiles and starts singing. « Looks like we made it, look how far we’ve come my baby, we mighta took the long way, we knew we’d get there someday, they said “I bet they’ll never make it », but just look at us holding on, we’re still together, still going strong »
It’s not always fun and giggles because a newborn demands a lot of time and they struggle to adjust to that new dynamic, but they feel so happy that they can’t complain. They stay in their bubble with their baby for a while, and then they start going out a bit more. They are amazed by Noam’s new achievements every day. They take millions of pictures and videos to have memories of those precious times. Complications come up when their families hear that they had a baby without telling them, but they simply don’t care. After a few weeks, Sana and Yousef convince them to let them babysit Noam for a few hours, and they go to their favorite restaurant. Finding time for themselves is a real struggle, but as they both work remotely, they manage to find private moments, too. Now that they’re parents, they understand even less their own parents’ behavior. William is still afraid to fuck everything up, but the love he feels for Noam is enough to convince him he will always make sure his son is safe, happy, and loved. Noora tells him that it is the most important thing and that they can figure out the rest together.
They’ve been two for more than a decade and they’ll be three (at least) for the rest of their lives. They couldn’t ask for more.
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two-friends-read-hp · 6 years ago
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
CHAPTER TEN: The Marauder’s Map
Honestly, I love Wood lol, ‘The Gryffindor team visited again on Sunday morning, this time accompanied by Wood, who told Harry, in a hollow, dead sort of voice, that he didn’t blame him in the slightest.’ Poor guy
Oh yeah, I completely forgot about the Grim, he must have been so freaked out because soon after he saw it, that’s when all the bad things happened consecutively…
Wow, that’s really rough, the fact that he realised who the voice he was hearing belonged to, in addition to how much it’s haunting him now, this poor kid
I mean, flinging a crocodile heart at Malfoy and hitting him in the face is, in my humble opinion, well worth losing the fifty points
He knows perfectly well why he set the werewolf homework for them and he says he’s going to talk to Snape, but we all know that Lupin knows better because arguing with a child (Snape) is just pointless
I was going to say that this DADA class should be called Care of Magical Creatures, but then I realised, they’re learning how to defend themselves against these creatures
Aw I never realised that Harry thought the Dementors affected him so because he thinks he’s weak
‘A ray of wintry sunlight fell across the classroom, illuminating Lupin’s grey hairs and the lines on his young face.’ Wow. I’m tearing up.
‘Even Muggles feel their presence, though they can’t see them.’
Oh my… this whole scene, I cannot imagine how much that scared Lupin, and how much he must’ve wanted to hold Harry: “‘When they get near me -’ … … ‘I can hear Voldemort murdering my mum.’ Lupin made a sudden motion with his arm as though he had made to grip Harry’s shoulder, but thought better of it.”
Hah, Lupin’s briefcase slipped from the desk when Harry mentioned Sirius
‘...Harry wasn’t fooled; they were doing it to keep him company, and he was very grateful.’ Aww
How sweet are Fred and George right now? They know that Harry’s having a rough time and they’re giving him this thing that is so important to them, even if they don’t really need it any more
They’d already gotten into a spot of bother with Filch when they were in first year lol
Also, they acquired this map way back in their first year! Wow…
‘We let off a Dungbomb in the corridor and it upset him for some reason-’ LOL
THREATENED WITH THE USUAL: DETENTION, DISEMBOWELMENT
A drawer marked ‘Confiscated and Highly Dangerous’ lol
I wonder what the event was that led to the confiscation of the Marauder’s Map, it must’ve been very tragic indeed
How did they figure out that they have to say ‘I solemnly swear that I am up to no good’? Did the map just tell them because it sensed potential in them? Or did the map tell them because of the circumstances in which the map was acquired?
Ooh, green ink
Ooh, in this version of the book they have the actual curly writing! I LOVE IT
Wow, so it has cats too? Nice
Ok, but did no one see that the one with the Whomping Willow at the entrance led to the Shrieking Shack? I guess no one would want to go to or travel from either of those places so it wouldn’t matter if they knew where it led to or not… Also, were the alliterations intentional? The Shrieking Shack didn’t really Shriek until Lupin’s year, and the Whomping Willow was planted that same year, so I suppose Dumbledore or whoever must’ve thought it would be clever to have them both be alliterations... Also, what was the Shrieking Shack called before Lupin used it? Just ‘The Shack’? That’s a dumb name
I wonder who came up with the words ‘I solemnly swear that I am up to no good’ and ‘Mischief Managed’... I bet it was Lupi-*coughcough* I mean Moony
Your father’s smiling down at you Harry
Also, how on earth did the marauders find out about any of the passageways and their entrance words, much less compile them and make a map out of them
The passage took an hour? Damn, how far is Hogsmeade?
Do the people at Honeydukes know about this passageway?
OH MY GOSH, A THOUGHT JUST OCCURRED TO ME… Did the marauders make the passageways themselves?????? I wouldn’t put it past them!!!!!!
I’ll save you the trouble, Black absolutely knows that the passage is there
I think you should be more scared Ron, clearly Black is capable of more than you think… he managed to escape from the worst and supposedly most inescapable prison in the wizarding world and then he broke into Hogwarts somehow. Clearly, he has somehow managed to get past the dementors
HERMIONE HAS A POINT YOU GUYS, SHE’S ONLY TRYING TO HELP
I think Fred knows better than you about fooling people with weird sweets Ron
Also, who in their right mind would willingly buy Cockroach Clusters for themselves? I’m sorry but cockroaches are disgusting
Yeah, at least he should’ve gotten his invisibility cloak before he went there… there are teachers at Hogsmeade!
I TOLD YOU, TEACHERS GO TO HOGSMEADE TOO! AND NOW PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL AND FLITWICK ARE AT THE THREE BROOMSTICKS! SEE WHAT HAPPENED!
OH MY GOD THE MINISTER FOR MAGIC HIMSELF IS HERE OH GOD I’M GETTING SECONDHAND ANXIETY OH JEEZ SEE HARRY THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ASSUME THAT NOTHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN AND YOU ROAM AROUND WITHOUT YOUR INVISIBILITY CLOAK
‘In an instant, Ron and Hermione had both placed hands on the top of Harry’s head and forced him off his stool and under the table.’ LOLOL This is one of my favourite parts
Aww Professor Flitwick ordered a cherry syrup and soda with ice and umbrella specifically
WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT THIS SENSITIVE INFORMATION IN A PUB? WITH LOTS OF PEOPLE? WHO COULD OVERHEAR?
Madam Rosmerta’s right about Sirius in the end
All this trouble to get away from the castle and talk about this, only for Harry to overhear them in a completely different way lol
Honestly, after reading that James and Sirius were actually best friends, I was as shook as Harry
‘Harry dropped his tankard with a loud clunk. Ron kicked him.’ LOL
I LOVE that we find out that Sirius and James were some epic troublemakers in the same chapter entitled ‘The Marauder’s Map’, and I love that they’re compared to Fred and George… What an honour for them... Fred and George I mean
WOOF, yes, the idea that Sirius, the escaped convicted mass murderer who is out for Harry’s blood, is Harry’s Godfather, would indeed torment him, Minister
Yeah, it made sense that both Sirius and Dumbledore thought that Sirius being the Potters’ Secret Keeper was a bad idea, considering how close Sirius and James were, and I imagine that James wouldn’t want Sirius to come to any harm because of it, he would’ve been devastated
It must’ve been a huge slap in the face when they all found out that Sirius was the one that betrayed them… I also like to think that Dumbledore knew better, maybe…
Sirius was white and shaking when he stopped by to see how he could help… sigh
Ok, but whose idea was it to bring Hagrid along? I guess they didn’t know that they were going to discuss this information in retrospect, but at least keep an eye on how much he’s drinking
Yeah, why did he give his bike to Hagrid saying he wouldn’t need it any more? Why wouldn’t he need it anymore? Is it because he was going to go murder Peter? Lol did he always know he was going to go to Azkaban one way or another?
Oh, Peter…
‘Ron and Hermione’s faces appeared under the table. They were both staring at him, lost for words.’ I mean… same
And now we know why Mr Weasley asked him not to go after Sirius Black
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