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duchessofostergotlands · 2 years

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So a couple of months ago I started going to pick my weekly pizza up because it’s literally half the price of delivery. I go in every Friday, order the same thing, use the same name. Last week I walked in and the guy looked at me and said “Jessica, right?” And I said how embarrassing it was that he knew my name because I go there so often. So then this week I went in and he said, in a very dry tone without looking up, “so should I pretend I don’t know your name?” And then handed me a pizza. And truly that might be the sexiest interaction I’ve ever had

#non royal #I can’t explain it #pizza #personal #he wasn’t flirting but I will tag it as such #flirting #give me pizza and be dismissive of my existence?#nothing is more attractive

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rosered-schneeweisschens-sis · 4 months

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i never knew there were men in the room for this, “that was tough” oh man they were not prepared XD

#theres probably nothing more terrifying or crushing for straight men #than to listen to women debate attractive male characters #only 10 seconds of the women talking and i feel like i’m there #god i wish i could hear more #funny videos #behind the scenes #disney #tangled #animation #animated #animated movies #male character #flynn rider #eugene fitzherbert #attractive #animated characters #3d animation #character design

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six-demon-bag · 1 year

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back to falling in love with menswear guy on twitter

#please I love him #he’s art #he’s suffering #the knowledge and expertise #nothing is more attractive #no one can stand up to his snark #sixdemon nonsense

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lilislegacy · 12 days

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*on some quest, post heroes of olympus. idk probably some point while they’re in college*

annabeth: we should go to the base first, then to the ship

percy: no, we should go to the ship first, then to the base, then back to the ship

annabeth: um, no? that will take unnecessary time. we need to get supplies from the base to bring back to the ship

percy: yeah, but we should examine the ship and talk to the crew first to see if we need additional resources, because there’s a storm coming now. and if we do need stuff that we don't know about now and we do your idea, we'll have to go to the base, then the ship, then back to the base, then back to the ship.

annabeth: but i already know what we need, so you’re wrong

percy: no, you don’t, because you’re not a sea expert like me and the crew. so you’re wrong

annabeth, glaring at him:

percy, glaring right back:

annabeth, still glaring: i am so hot for you right now

#10 people just witnessed that interaction #they went from confused to anxious to extremely uncomfortable #nothing is more attractive to annabeth than a challenge #aka percy #LOL #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #incorrect quotes #pjo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #rick riordan #riordanverse

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stuckinapril · 4 months

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I genuinely love not having a crush like I’m not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me I’m literally chilling

#Spring semester of last year was so bad bc I was unironically into 3 guys at once and they were all #Being dry and cryptic to me #And then before that in 2022 I had my horrid situationship #I had a mini obsession arc in dec 2023 over someone but now there hasn’t been anyone since #And my palette is so cleansed #When a girl is like I miss having a crush I’m like you’re literally a masochist #There was very briefly a girl I thought I had a crush on when I realized I’m bicurious but #I haven’t put effort into talking to her bc the idea of pursuing anyone makes me wanna claw my eyes out #I’m pretty sure I ghosted her by like just not responding to her last messsge actually #Not on purpose but more so bc I realized I was feeling the same anxiety I felt whenever I had a crush so I was like #Yeah I’m dropping this for now #I’m also always the most present for my friends when I don’t have a crush so idk #Like I don’t wanna be consumed by anyone I just wanna chill #The solution to not having normal attraction to people is just to not be attracted to anyone at all #I fr cracked it #I always just crave the butterflies out of it and never an actual relationship anyway #But they’re so not worth it #Which is why I always get bored of guys who’re forthright like oh ok you actually WANT something…. U don’t wanna just have fun #Not for me #I think the guys I’m into and I typically diverge in the sense that neither of us wants a relationship but they just wanna fuck me #And I more so just want the butterflies experience / to playact couple for like a couple months but nothing too serious #Which is why it never works #Like it’s not that it doesn’t work bc either of us wants a relationship it’s more that what we want out of the situationship is different #So lame #Ok this was a lot but I literally came to this epiphany while writing these tags

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bixels · 6 months

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This Twitter MLP human redesign drama is a mess, leave me the fuck out of it.

#saw people posting my designs to put down other artists' designs saying that i'm the “correct way” of doing things #don't do that #i don't give a SHIT if people are redesigning these HORSES to be fat or “”“ugly”“” people they're all valid #this whole thing is so dumb just say “i don't like the art style” and move on #“hey op i spent 4 hours of time and effort to redraw your shitty redesign and show you how it's really done” you're fucking weird #you know that right? dedicating that much time to cash in on a hate trend when you could be creating something unique and original with lov #your insistence that human redesigns need to be attractive and symmetrical and anything deviating that is woke psy-op brainwashing #is fucking weird. saw an entire tweet reposting my designs listing off how i “got it right.” bullet point: “looks like real people”#the black fat pinkie design with braces that went viral looks more like a real person than any of my designs you asshole #or maybe you spent too much time in high school bullying people who look like that to notice #personal #delete later #do not use my art to belittle artists who've done nothing wrong this legit made me really angry today

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formulahigh · 4 months

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just so we’re clear Benedict Bridgerton has been bisexual since he made eyes at that painter in season 1 and will remain bisexual even after he marries Sophie

#he’s been a bisexual disaster since episode one and nothing will change that #some of y’all just want a mlm to fetishise and don’t care that bi means he’s attracted to more than one gender #bridgerton #benedict bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #shut up giulia

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pharawee · 2 months

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Bonus:

#the rebound #the rebound the series #the rebound thailand #frank thanatsaran #meen nichakoon #ping krittanun #reboundedit #thai bl #thai drama #bl drama #bl series #my edits.#twosies beats onesies but nothing beats threes 🎵#this is going to sound weird #but this is the first series where i find frank attractive #purely because of the character he plays #they should give him more grounded roles #it suits him much better imo

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subbanator · 16 days

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[NICO] post feb 2024 stadium series.

#nothing more deeply annoying then finding a cishet men carnally attractive im going to chew my own fucking hands off #nhl #nico hischier #new jersey devils #kyle.gif #nhledit #nicohischieredit

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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Hey, I had a thought for the fantasy au! So on one of the previous versions of the WH website, there was a rhyme for the show that went:

A house is a place with four walls and a floor,

with a ceiling above and a lovely front door.

There's a bed to cradle you safely at night,

and windows to bring in the morning sunlight.

Your house is a mirror of just who you are,

A reflection that tells you to never stray far.

Which I thought might make a good incantation for when Wally properly summons Home (I can't remember if that's ever required for Warlocks but hey, it's still a fun poem regardless).

ohhhh this. i like this...

bonus og sketch! big ol eyes...

& no capalet because uhhhh eh nah and also i wanted Home's pendant to be on full display!

#and who cares if warlocks cant / dont canonically do that!#im not here to follow rules im here to Have Fun!#also the poem is even more fitting for this au given the nature of wally & home's pact #a manifestation like this must take so much power... and i imagine it makes them Way more vulnerable than one would guess #i mean home would just be out in the open. no protective shell or nothing.#and if home dies wally dies #they'd probably need to be at full power/strength or pretty near to it in order to pull off a full summoning #its a party trick to be pulled out only in the most dire of situations!#rambles from the bog #scribble salad #wh fantasy au #this was an Incredibly fun scribble!#a bit of a challenge and very rewarding!#also his outfit is just so fun to draw #i love giving characters So Many Layers and then immediately ripping those layers off #im starting to wonder why my first instinct with wally is to make him Show Chest #deepen that V! pop those buttons! in this house wally darling shows nonexistent cleavage!#ok sorry. in my defense its 3 am and i didnt sleep well last night anyway #actually no im not sorry #wally is attractive and i Will take advantage of that canon fact #disclaimer: i do not find him attractive in a 👀 way. hes a pet cat to me #a really fucked up pet cat...

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luck-of-the-drawings · 4 months

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[OLD ART ALERT] A COLLECTION OF SCENES FROM THE GILLIONS CATSCRATCH ARC THAT BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY. i love fishy chips especially when its just gillion being delirious and violent and hostile

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #jrwi riptide spoilers #JUST NOTICED A MILLION MISTAKES FUUUUUUUUCK BUT WWHATEVERRRRR IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA HHUURRRLLL #SO I REALLY LIKE FISH AND CHIPS RIGHT. IVE BEEN IN LOVE W THE SHIP EVER SINCE THAT NAT 20 KISS #BUT I THINK I SHIP IT WRONG. OR LIKE. I AM CORRECT BUT EVERYONE SHIPS THEM DIFFERENTLY #THE FISH N CHIPS I SEE EVERYWHERE ELSE IS SO FLOWERY AND SWEET AND ROMANTIC. AND THATS NICE! THAT STUFFS NEAT #but gillion and chip would NEVERRRR enter anything similar to a romantic relationship. chips too damaged and gillions too uninterested #I LIKE MY FISH N CHIPS ONE SIDED AS FUCK #bc 2 gillion chip is his best friend in the whole wide world but hes also kinduvagross little man that took him a MINUTE to really warm up2 #but to CHIP gillion is this powerful and gorgeous and heroic paragon of destiny and his best friend in the whole world who will #bring about the eschaton. 'i didnt believe in destiny until i met you' until i met a champion radiating with a light thatll alter the world #OHH REMEMBER THE FIRST ICE ARENA?he was so mad.still probably shaking from the ordeal.NEVER had he felt true divine radiance CLEAVE through #his SOUL like that.do you remember that moment in the forest w the bugs. an alien from the ocean; lacerating the land w lightning #when the realization flickered in chip for a moment.that the thing standing before him was more powerful than he could ever fathom #remember when grizz mentioned that the nat20 kiss was the 'best kiss chip ever experienced'. that has nothing to do w this. where was i.#LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. BUT HEY. I THINK at the beginning chip absolutely knew that gill was smth grand n powerful n scary #when gillion revealed what exactly the prophecy was;chip got defensive and mad.sure he was sleep deprived but OOH. HES SCARED!#he believes gillion too! he believes that his destiny is to eradicate either the sea or land and that scares him!#but then he gets past it bc ultimately he trusts his bestfriend gillion so so much. he fuckin loves this dude.#he would throw himself intothe path of fire for this dude. he would boat across the ocean for this dude.he would build arenas for this dude #even if this dude will end half the world.even if this dude wields the power and the obligation to eradicate him at any second.#even if this dude is going to throw himself into harms way for his own comrades.even if this dude is just going to sacrifice himself.#one way or another one shall die for the other.these self-sacrificial bastards click so well with eachother!!#chip believes his body is best used to pave roads and gill believes his body is destined to pave prosperity.WHATEVER!!#i really love their dynamic!! they care for eachother so much!in MY heart tho. the icing on the cake here is the fantasy that chip is #just a bit more In Love w gillion than he realizes. like this powerful fish guy is HOT and PRETTY and KIND and FUNNY and LOYAL and STRONG #but gillion would never rly feel that same sort of attraction towards chip. its just not rly his thing. aroace as fuck man.#thats how it is in MY little heart atleast. and i sit here and play w my touys in my brain n i explore my silly lil one sided fish y chips.

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 year

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In reference to all the gender bent jojos:

THANK YOU SM,,, the reactions I’m looking for 🙏🏾

#ask reply #like FR nothing brings more joy than y’all finding the designs actually attractive #that means I won BAHA #girls are so pretty….. words I live by

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fever-dreamer97 · 2 months

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Did you know that Genya Shinazugawa is Japanese for “the most underrated character in any anime series?”

#I go on Etsy and I see basically NOTHING for Genya fans #while Daki and Gyutaro have ten times more merch #I will admit Genya first attracted just solely bc of Bakugo’s VA #but now I just completely love him #anime #bnha #genya shinazugawa #kny genya #demon slayer genya #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #sanemi shinazugawa

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blitheringmcgonagall · 9 months

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Canon James Potter on hearing his name is linked to two ships in ao3’s top 20 ships for 2023 (no 8 and no 18):

Canon James Potter on hearing the most popular of the two is him & Sirius’ Deater baby brother Reggie:

#lol I’ve nothing against Jegulus #but I think canon James would be shook 🤣🤣🤣!#he’d be all listen #I had world saving sex #of course I’m mentioned twice in the top 20 list #😏😉😇#*preening* *strutting* *fussing with his hair* *repeatedly throwing and catching a stolen snitch*#WAIT WHAT ????!!#😱😬🧐😳#regulus??? as in Reggie I joined the Deaters at 18 and had a collage of Voldy on my bedroom wall Reggie?!?#*backs slowly out of the room*#*watching Sirius’ face*#*muttering expletives and words such as what the ever living fuck #*how did this happen??*#*more importantly why did this happen?*#*you’ll have to ask him I refuse to incriminate myself*#also *WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!*#Sirius Black: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU ENDED UP HAVING SEX WITH MY BABY BROTHER???? THE LESS ATTRACTIVE BLACK BROTHER??????!!!!!!!!!!#Reggie? the less good looking bro???#surely to fuck if you were going to fuck one of us it’s have to be me Merlin damn it man!!!!!#the Deaters are the Death Eaters (you had to be there #(involves the scarlet pimpernel)

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astronomical-bagel · 8 months

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I gotta say, I do love a guy who prioritizes survival over anything else. Who absolutely will just leave if the current situation isn’t great. Whose morals get thrown out the window the second they’re in real danger. I love that shit, keep it up losers 👍👍👍 I’m kissing all cowards on the lips rn

#Nothing more attractive than a guy who is terrified!!!#this is all gender neutral by the way I love all cowards #SHOUTOUT TO PEOPLE WITH WEAK MORALS 💞💞#astronomically random #oh this was inspired by chilchuck but also applies to Grian and several other characters #oh btw! Being cowardly is different from being a scared anxious mess (e.g. Luigi or Mumbo)#THOSE fellas are terrified but they’ll probably stay #(out of the anxiety that people would judge them if they leave. Or yk morals or whatever idk)#But 💞COWARDS💞 are tough until they know they won’t win and then they book it #shoutout 💞#Astro liveblogs

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shalom-iamcominghome · 1 month

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People findinging out that antisemitism does, in fact, victimize people

#jumblr #jewish politics #antisemitism tw #nothing is more instantly frustrating than the 'jews just want to victimize themselves!' thing #yes actually. bigotry victimizes people. that's why it's called bigotry #honestly this is just me venting about this because i see this way too much #it's even more confusing how much i see it from 'leftists'. you sound worse than my conservative family #it's less that leftism is a set of principles to some but rather that it is an ego-boost i think #it's the aethetic of being a Good Moral Person without any of the work #you won't have to make any uncomfortable reckonings with your own pitfalls #you don't need to worry about what Actual Inclusion looks like because that's not the appeal of leftism #the appeal of leftism is how it props you up #i think in this case this is less a horseshoe theory moment rather it's just that people just...#don't care about the principles they say they have adopted because aethetics are a very attractive set of values #and the people who are hurt most by this is everyone else. it's the jews who won't make a stop in entire cities because they are unsafe #also to make this emphatically clear: antisemitism victimizes people (primarily jews)#this does NOT mean that i am saying someone is like... essentially a victim or they are Cursed or whatever else #recognizing that someone can be victimizes doesn't mean that someone is by character/nature a victim

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