#nothing is more attractive
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So a couple of months ago I started going to pick my weekly pizza up because it’s literally half the price of delivery. I go in every Friday, order the same thing, use the same name. Last week I walked in and the guy looked at me and said “Jessica, right?” And I said how embarrassing it was that he knew my name because I go there so often. So then this week I went in and he said, in a very dry tone without looking up, “so should I pretend I don’t know your name?” And then handed me a pizza. And truly that might be the sexiest interaction I’ve ever had
#non royal#I can’t explain it#pizza#personal#he wasn’t flirting but I will tag it as such#flirting#give me pizza and be dismissive of my existence?#nothing is more attractive
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i never knew there were men in the room for this, “that was tough” oh man they were not prepared XD
#theres probably nothing more terrifying or crushing for straight men#than to listen to women debate attractive male characters#only 10 seconds of the women talking and i feel like i’m there#god i wish i could hear more#funny videos#behind the scenes#disney#tangled#animation#animated#animated movies#male character#flynn rider#eugene fitzherbert#attractive#animated characters#3d animation#character design
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*on some quest, post heroes of olympus. idk probably some point while they’re in college*
annabeth: we should go to the base first, then to the ship
percy: no, we should go to the ship first, then to the base, then back to the ship
annabeth: um, no? that will take unnecessary time. we need to get supplies from the base to bring back to the ship
percy: yeah, but we should examine the ship and talk to the crew first to see if we need additional resources, because there’s a storm coming now. and if we do need stuff that we don't know about now and we do your idea, we'll have to go to the base, then the ship, then back to the base, then back to the ship.
annabeth: but i already know what we need, so you’re wrong
percy: no, you don’t, because you’re not a sea expert like me and the crew. so you’re wrong
annabeth, glaring at him:
percy, glaring right back:
annabeth, still glaring: i am so hot for you right now
#10 people just witnessed that interaction#they went from confused to anxious to extremely uncomfortable#nothing is more attractive to annabeth than a challenge#aka percy#LOL#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#incorrect quotes#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#riordanverse
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consider,,,a lucanis who is in love with emmrich, a spite who is in love with rook, a rook in love with emmrich, and emmrich who is in love with all three but wants lucanis, spite, and rook to get together because he feels he is not the type of man any of them deserve...
bonus points for spite being the one to realize just what sort of love quadrilateral is going on and is the one to get them all together.
#the angst potential alone#if i can convince my brain to write something other than smut i will in fact consider writing this#JUST. THEM BEING SO MESSY.#SPITE REALIZING THAT EMMRICH IS GETTING CLOSER TO LUCANIS TO TRY AND SWAY ROOK INTO FALLING FOR THEM#LUCANIS REALIZING THAT EMMRICH IS IN LOVE WITH ROOK AND DECIDING EMMRICH'S HAPPINESS IS MORE IMPORTANT#SO HE CONSIGNS HIMSELF TO HIS UNHAPPINESS#Rook could also be in love with all three in this scenario but i think it'd be SO FASCINATING for it to be Emmrich!!#Emmrich lamenting that he found the people he loves at a time he believes to be too late#consigning himself to a bachelor's life. he has his studies he has manfred he's content#and then he meets lucanis who is EXACTLY the type of man he fancied as a young man#Someone with so much heart but some rougish charm. appearing cold but so fucking warm under the surface. misunderstood perhaps#the same way he and death are#and so he is smitten. taken by this man and his watchful eye and his steady hands. fascinated by the demon living inside him#the demon who is so curious about this world. who craves to live and understand and emmrich who at his core wants nothing more than to TEAC#and rook. gods emmrich not having the same instant attraction as he did to lucanis but it all hitting him in the chest one night#reckless rook who takes blows they could have dodged to protect him. who always treats his necromancy with respect and curiosity#rook who always reaches out to touch him but stops their hand just shy of making contact. rook who is uncertain but willing to try#rook who is YOUNG and full of possibility and deserves more than whatever shell emmrich believes himself to be#i am just!!!!!!! do you see my VISION#something can happen here!! i'm fucking telling ya'll!!!!!#emmrich volkarin#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age rook#dragon age veilguard#lucanis x emmrich#lucanis x rook#spite x rook#emmrich x rook#emmrich x lucanis#emmrich x rook x lucanis
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I genuinely love not having a crush like I’m not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me I’m literally chilling
#Spring semester of last year was so bad bc I was unironically into 3 guys at once and they were all#Being dry and cryptic to me#And then before that in 2022 I had my horrid situationship#I had a mini obsession arc in dec 2023 over someone but now there hasn’t been anyone since#And my palette is so cleansed#When a girl is like I miss having a crush I’m like you’re literally a masochist#There was very briefly a girl I thought I had a crush on when I realized I’m bicurious but#I haven’t put effort into talking to her bc the idea of pursuing anyone makes me wanna claw my eyes out#I’m pretty sure I ghosted her by like just not responding to her last messsge actually#Not on purpose but more so bc I realized I was feeling the same anxiety I felt whenever I had a crush so I was like#Yeah I’m dropping this for now#I’m also always the most present for my friends when I don’t have a crush so idk#Like I don’t wanna be consumed by anyone I just wanna chill#The solution to not having normal attraction to people is just to not be attracted to anyone at all#I fr cracked it#I always just crave the butterflies out of it and never an actual relationship anyway#But they’re so not worth it#Which is why I always get bored of guys who’re forthright like oh ok you actually WANT something…. U don’t wanna just have fun#Not for me#I think the guys I’m into and I typically diverge in the sense that neither of us wants a relationship but they just wanna fuck me#And I more so just want the butterflies experience / to playact couple for like a couple months but nothing too serious#Which is why it never works#Like it’s not that it doesn’t work bc either of us wants a relationship it’s more that what we want out of the situationship is different#So lame#Ok this was a lot but I literally came to this epiphany while writing these tags
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This Twitter MLP human redesign drama is a mess, leave me the fuck out of it.
#saw people posting my designs to put down other artists' designs saying that i'm the “correct way” of doing things#don't do that#i don't give a SHIT if people are redesigning these HORSES to be fat or “”“ugly”“” people they're all valid#this whole thing is so dumb just say “i don't like the art style” and move on#“hey op i spent 4 hours of time and effort to redraw your shitty redesign and show you how it's really done” you're fucking weird#you know that right? dedicating that much time to cash in on a hate trend when you could be creating something unique and original with lov#your insistence that human redesigns need to be attractive and symmetrical and anything deviating that is woke psy-op brainwashing#is fucking weird. saw an entire tweet reposting my designs listing off how i “got it right.” bullet point: “looks like real people”#the black fat pinkie design with braces that went viral looks more like a real person than any of my designs you asshole#or maybe you spent too much time in high school bullying people who look like that to notice#personal#delete later#do not use my art to belittle artists who've done nothing wrong this legit made me really angry today
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just so we’re clear Benedict Bridgerton has been bisexual since he made eyes at that painter in season 1 and will remain bisexual even after he marries Sophie
#he’s been a bisexual disaster since episode one and nothing will change that#some of y’all just want a mlm to fetishise and don’t care that bi means he’s attracted to more than one gender#bridgerton#benedict bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#shut up giulia
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That's what I call of method acting 🤭
via louijacobss
If i recall correct this was even the 1st scene they shoot together
#jam reiderson#jacob anderson#sam reid#loustat#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#interview with the vampire#iwtv#quoting tweets from the link#Louis and Lestat have possessed them#Jacob wasn’t acting at all! And it was his and Sam’s first day of shooting??#Jacob said *gasps* he said in an interview - he said there's nothing *wheeze* more attractive than people *choke* who are passionate about#Jacob is always looking at Sam with heart emoji eyes when Sam speaks and Sam's gaze always drifts to Jacob's lips almost every interview.#not sam nearly losing his train of thought after looking at Jacob. and that lip bite? y’all saw that right??#oh i see i see lots of flickering of the eyes too
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Bonus:
#the rebound#the rebound the series#the rebound thailand#frank thanatsaran#meen nichakoon#ping krittanun#reboundedit#thai bl#thai drama#bl drama#bl series#twosies beats onesies but nothing beats threes 🎵#this is going to sound weird#but this is the first series where i find frank attractive#purely because of the character he plays#they should give him more grounded roles#it suits him much better imo#by pharawee
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[OLD ART ALERT] A COLLECTION OF SCENES FROM THE GILLIONS CATSCRATCH ARC THAT BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY. i love fishy chips especially when its just gillion being delirious and violent and hostile
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi riptide#jrwi riptide spoilers#JUST NOTICED A MILLION MISTAKES FUUUUUUUUCK BUT WWHATEVERRRRR IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA HHUURRRLLL#SO I REALLY LIKE FISH AND CHIPS RIGHT. IVE BEEN IN LOVE W THE SHIP EVER SINCE THAT NAT 20 KISS#BUT I THINK I SHIP IT WRONG. OR LIKE. I AM CORRECT BUT EVERYONE SHIPS THEM DIFFERENTLY#THE FISH N CHIPS I SEE EVERYWHERE ELSE IS SO FLOWERY AND SWEET AND ROMANTIC. AND THATS NICE! THAT STUFFS NEAT#but gillion and chip would NEVERRRR enter anything similar to a romantic relationship. chips too damaged and gillions too uninterested#I LIKE MY FISH N CHIPS ONE SIDED AS FUCK#bc 2 gillion chip is his best friend in the whole wide world but hes also kinduvagross little man that took him a MINUTE to really warm up2#but to CHIP gillion is this powerful and gorgeous and heroic paragon of destiny and his best friend in the whole world who will#bring about the eschaton. 'i didnt believe in destiny until i met you' until i met a champion radiating with a light thatll alter the world#OHH REMEMBER THE FIRST ICE ARENA?he was so mad.still probably shaking from the ordeal.NEVER had he felt true divine radiance CLEAVE through#his SOUL like that.do you remember that moment in the forest w the bugs. an alien from the ocean; lacerating the land w lightning#when the realization flickered in chip for a moment.that the thing standing before him was more powerful than he could ever fathom#remember when grizz mentioned that the nat20 kiss was the 'best kiss chip ever experienced'. that has nothing to do w this. where was i.#LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. BUT HEY. I THINK at the beginning chip absolutely knew that gill was smth grand n powerful n scary#when gillion revealed what exactly the prophecy was;chip got defensive and mad.sure he was sleep deprived but OOH. HES SCARED!#he believes gillion too! he believes that his destiny is to eradicate either the sea or land and that scares him!#but then he gets past it bc ultimately he trusts his bestfriend gillion so so much. he fuckin loves this dude.#he would throw himself intothe path of fire for this dude. he would boat across the ocean for this dude.he would build arenas for this dude#even if this dude will end half the world.even if this dude wields the power and the obligation to eradicate him at any second.#even if this dude is going to throw himself into harms way for his own comrades.even if this dude is just going to sacrifice himself.#one way or another one shall die for the other.these self-sacrificial bastards click so well with eachother!!#chip believes his body is best used to pave roads and gill believes his body is destined to pave prosperity.WHATEVER!!#i really love their dynamic!! they care for eachother so much!in MY heart tho. the icing on the cake here is the fantasy that chip is#just a bit more In Love w gillion than he realizes. like this powerful fish guy is HOT and PRETTY and KIND and FUNNY and LOYAL and STRONG#but gillion would never rly feel that same sort of attraction towards chip. its just not rly his thing. aroace as fuck man.#thats how it is in MY little heart atleast. and i sit here and play w my touys in my brain n i explore my silly lil one sided fish y chips.
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stupid fucking bastard. i am not coping with the leaks
#dead leaf for leafpool and gull feathers for feathertail#like yeah it's funny that cherith does whatever the hell she wants as soon as she's in the driver's seat#but it's also baffling and frustrating that she wanted this in the first place#crowfeather or at least the version of him in my head is a fun and interesting character because he's shitty#in the newer books there's been a weird attitude toward him where the other characters think he's irritable but also noble and attractive#also tawnypelt is such a nothing character it's upsetting that all she's ever been is an accessory to the men around her#her father her brother her mate her son her grandson(s)#and her pov is no longer merely boring but actually insufferable thanks to her poorly handled “kids these days” plots#if it were up to me#the new prophecy would focus more on tawnypelt feeling out of place in shadowclan and struggling to prove her loyalty#contrasting brambleclaw who is generally accepted in thunderclan but victimizes himself due to his insecurity#i would also explore how tawnypelt and rowanclaw get together since he hates her in one scene and then they're lovey dovey in the next#although this does seem to be the basis of many warriors relationships#i'm not sure how i feel about tawnypelt getting a second mate as an elder but i don't want to begrudge old people finding love again#so i'm fine with it as long as it's not crowfeather#as for crowfeather#he would fall hard and fast for feathertail because she's pretty and shows him kindness but i want it to be one-sided#then he would fall hard and fast for leafpool for the same reasons#she runs away with him not because she loves him but because clan society is suffocating and she needs an escape#so when they get back to the clans she moves on pretty quickly but he lives a long and miserable life pining after her#his clanmates quietly avoid him because they don't like him that much because why would they and so he never becomes deputy#i can see him trying to reconnect with breezepelt and nightcloud as an elder#not necessarily because he realizes how shitty he is but because he wants a relationship with his granddaughters but it's strained#and then he dies! i'm tired of writing and being frustrated by these stupid books so i'm ending it here#changing skies spoilers#crowfeather#warrior cats#eel art#eel text
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In reference to all the gender bent jojos:
THANK YOU SM,,, the reactions I’m looking for 🙏🏾
#ask reply#like FR nothing brings more joy than y’all finding the designs actually attractive#that means I won BAHA#girls are so pretty….. words I live by
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Marauders fans (the Death Eater sympathizers) will literally bend over backwards to defend their little fascist character(s), talking about “Oh but he was just a boy!”, “He was a child! Don’t fault him for what he does as an adult while he’s still a kid and hasn’t done anything”
But if you agree, and say the same could be said about Snape, they’ll all start hissing and growling at you, as if you just said the most blasphemous thing ever.
#harry potter#marauders#anti marauders stans#anti marauders fandom#severus snape#and i have nothing against people liking those characters or hating snape#you do you you know#i just find the hypocrisy of that statement funny#was snape not also just a child?#and if anything he was even more worse off as a child#the most unfortunate and vulnerable#unlike all those rich attractive pureblooded death eaters that had things handed to them#snape actually had to build his way to the top
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if i may speak my truth for a moment. i don't think there's any world in which wang baoxiang is even remotely well-adjusted about being bisexual. it simply wouldn't happen. he would break his brain in whatever ways he deems necessary to avoid confronting his attraction to men because to do that would mean letting someone else be right, and he would rather die. also he's homophobic
#the radiant emperor#wang baoxiang#the thing about wbx is that he seems like he has a decent understanding of how gender and sexuality work#but that's only because everyone around him knows less#if you told him you can be attracted to more than one gender he'd stare at you for a really long time and then tell you you're wrong#to say nothing of being trans
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The clenching of the jaws... 🫦 I just can't... combine it with the tuggable hair, perfectest lips, that sweet yet naughty gaze... knowing this man will own whatever outfit is thrown at him... it's too much...
#too much handsomeness#austin butler#his jawline#his jaw#mota#there is nothing more attractive than a beatiful strong sculpted jawline
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Did you know that Genya Shinazugawa is Japanese for “the most underrated character in any anime series?”
#I go on Etsy and I see basically NOTHING for Genya fans#while Daki and Gyutaro have ten times more merch#I will admit Genya first attracted just solely bc of Bakugo’s VA#but now I just completely love him#anime#bnha#genya shinazugawa#kny genya#demon slayer genya#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#sanemi shinazugawa
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