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mismag fans I am thinking about Sam/Evan pet play (with Evan trying out “good girl” as a treat)…maybe this is the sign I should watch season 2

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i'm writing emmrich/rook courting rituals because i can but i got to thinking about baby teeth and. the thought of mourn watch!rook and emmrich wearing their children's baby teeth/having them turned into pieces of grave gold...it got to me alright

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I doubt anybody who isn't me will get milage out of these but the seven Sebastian likers might find them funny

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i believe i am owed 10 dog kisses now

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🗣️📢 PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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some trans anders ,, if u care

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saw an elderly woman walking around with a tote bag whose design were the four AO3 fic category squares and she very excitedly asked if i was a reader or a writer bcs nobody else at the con had recognized it, and after telling her that i've been writing fic since fanfic.net, she solemnly nodded and explained that she'd been reading fic since "the days of personal websites" but that she only started writing fanfic when she was 47 and oh my god when i tell you that i genuinely teared up on the spot!!!!! like!!! HELL YEAH???? LITERALLY NEVER TOO OLD TO START WRITING. NEVER TOO OLD TO WRITE AND SHARE YOUR FIC.

her enthusiastic "i'm a very nice and bubbly person, i swear! but i love writing angst and major character death :)" nearly took me the fuck out.

icon. legend. diva. i wish her nothing but a kajillion million comments and kudos. i hope her fic updates crash AO3. i hope she knows i'm promoting her to my personal patron saint of AO3.

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not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

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there’s wip (active development) and wip (stuck in development hell) and wip (oh you’re not even getting funding for this one)

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Male Hawke/Sebastian Vael Characters: Sebastian Vael, Male Hawke (Dragon Age) Additional Tags: Orgasm Edging, Spanking, Hand Jobs, Rimming, established relationships - Freeform, Dom/sub, Asshole Spanking, Religious Themes, Dominant Hawke, submissive sebastian, Pet Play, consent checks, mild crying during sex, Humiliation, religious kink, Cock & Ball Torture, Cock Slapping, Spit As Lube, Chastity mentioned like twice, Degradation Kink, Anal Fingering, Aftercare, Title from a Lady Gaga Song, Cum Eating Summary:

"Is it not too early for such perversions?" He asks, voice trembling. Desire sits heavy in his belly, warm and honeyed.

"Early enough that not even the Maker is awake, yet." Hawke laughs; he can feel the scrape of his stubble as he nuzzles against his shoulder. "Please, Sebastian. I want to touch you. You don't even have to cum," a more sinful confession, the ghost of breath against his neck. "I just want to touch. Please."

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nathaniel x anders in the year of our lord 2025 . with a special guest too ????? um anyway . full on my twitter

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& loose sketches i forgot 2 add

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Finished version of an old Sebastian drawing!

commission info

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Hey I’m plagued with visions of the Veilguard boys in Lolita coordinates so now you get to have them 😂 based on my minimal Lolita knowledge and vibes

emmrich: honestly he was made for ouji the prince style would look so good on him but I love men in skirts so!!!! He’s giving classic Lolita with potential for some steampunk influences and/or gothic Lolita in the print themes but the Classic color palette.

Davrin: Davrin also gives classic Lolita but I feel like he only does animal themed coordinates 😂. Feels very minimalist to me as far as Lolita goes. Very clean. Has a half-dozen animal shaped purses to match his coordinates and I love that for him.

lucanis: this is a gothic Lolita. He’s so lovely and I see him as a parasol man. Would be loyal to a brand imo. Immaculate presentation. Would put accessories in his beard. Spite isn’t allowed to put the coordinates together but he is allowed to suggest themes

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Mad about politics again