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Okay- here’s my take on trans Telemachus
I do love Trans masc Telemachus, I love Odysseus being a supportive dad, but it just doesn’t make sense because Telemachus must’ve been an infant when Odysseus left, so Odysseus wouldn’t have known he transitioned. And Trans fem Telemachus is very possible, seeing as she had been raised without a father figure and more likely picked up more “feminine” traits, I’m more inclined to the option I’ve settled on
Which is the secret third option-
Non-binary Telemachus
#this is all silly#this a joke#this is all for shits and giggles#Nothing is canon#epic the musical#telemachus epic the musical#trans telemachus real??#trans telemachus#im only a little biased#Just a little
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Update on educating @canonically-dorcas-wife about what’s canon:
THEY DIDNT MNOW WOLFSTAR WASNT CANON
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I have an idea for giving Kiloton and Megatron more ship kids so here is what I want to make happen
Identical twin sisters that have more grey as a frame colour than anything else
Quintaton is very excited because it was him who asked for a sibling or siblings
Kiloton was a bit worried at first because of the last time where Megs almost died but Megatron’s like “I birthed the stunticons let’s do it. Quintaton wants a sibling,”
And then they have two tiny terrors and Quintaton is the chillest big brother ever
#transformers#megatron#kiloton#Kilomegs#Kilotron#ship kids#nothing is canon#making me sad#but I’ll draw em later#I swear
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Anyone like Wings of Fire?
Well, me and my friend @sugarthegecku are making an AU, called Plecoptera. It will have a Discord server (and a map), and said Discord server is actively being worked on. For warning: Sugar is NOT comfortable with NSFW. Therefore, ANY NSFW on the Discord server is NOT ALLOWED. Even saying the names of genitals isn't acceptable. Flirting, however, is a different story. As long as said flirting isn't lewd, it's completely fine. When the Discord server is fully set up, I will make it public for everyone. Of course, the rules are very important to read immediately before introducing yourself, as they contain the limits for the server. One INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT limit/rule is that the server is STRICTLY for our AU. Now I understand this message is very colorful, but it's my first time testing out coloring text... either way, sorry.
TL;DR: Me and my friend are making a WoF AU and it's on Discord. Plus, you're invited.
#wings of fire#discord#discord server#au#wings of fire au#wof#wof au#nothing is canon#wip#current wip#work in progress#lgbtq#one made up tribe#FaeWings#tribrids not allowed#humans are pets#humans are sentient tho#actually called humans
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Duct tape for life
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That was Michael’s room in FNAF 4,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf 4#micheal afton#jeremy fitzgerald#bonnie bully#mangle#this is unserious#but I want I believe#I KNOW this room brings up a lot of different theories#well my theory it’s Michael’s#my evidence is obviously as a foxy liker he’d like mangle too#also just cause it’s pink means nothing#Michael likes soap operas canonically#he’s girlypop at heart
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"Do you miss the time when you used to do no harm?"
Old habits.
Merc behaviour is based on a nice little comment @up-in-flames-writing left on one of my comics :)
Rambling and more silly drawings below.
Loosely based on the Solemn Vow's public blurb:
Art lovers will cherish the bust of Hippocrates, commemorating a time when the Medic still thought doing no harm was a good idea.
I am absolutely convinced that Medic carries dextrose drops with him. German pharmacies throw these after you when you buy anything at all. I went to check if this one specific brand I know of had been around since the 60s and 70s and yes, it was.
Small acts of kindness I can see Medic doing is giving everyone one of these if they are tired. I'm talking about Engineer mostly.
Or they snack on them when solving practical problems together, like during the teleporter bread tumor incident.
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 medic#tf2 scout#tf2 heavy#tf2 spy#tf2 archimedes#tf2 sniper#tf2 pyro#tf2 demoman#tf2 engineer#*Vaxx leans out of the head canon window with this one*#A lot going on in the second half; if it's hard to follow: I'm trying to contrast medic keeping candy in his office despite no kids around#against his disregard to the hippocratic oath/suggestion#Why would he keep doing this general-practicioner-core thing but not the bare necessity for keeping his medical license?#I want to convey that him losing his license was nothing surprising because#in his mind the oath was always ever a mere suggestion hence it wasn't actually a big change in his values#the punchline is that there's no contrast: keeping candy in the office is just as much of a habit as is not following the hippocratic oath#When I found out about the Solemn Vow's description text I spent minutes thinking about the implications behind that#Herr Doktor what happened in your life; did nothing happen at all; did you change or were you always like this and just came to realisation#what made you stop being wholesome and choose violence
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everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.
(okay, there is one more thing)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#jade is having the time of his life being a nasty little mofo and i love him for it#and gosh...leona and sally being friends is SO cute#sometimes i forget that leona is canonically a feminist#sally poisons a man and he's like 'you go girl'#they have so much in common though!#they both have eye scars and no ears on the sides of their heads!#no but they're adorable and i love it#and i suppose i have to reluctantly admit that i understand why lilia could not be in this event#he would just be stuffing frogs into his mouth left and right without even blinking#every time we get a moment of culture-clash he would just be there like 'mm-hm. yes. i do not see the problem.'#man. i do so adore any event that forces the boys to Work Together#their one weakness...not being petty dipshits who get into slapfights at the drop of a hat#absolutely nothing got done that first day and the mayor set off the emergency alarm because he was so done with them#this is perfection#anyway brb gotta go do some missions for the other jack's birthday#see you next week for more of scully becoming increasingly disillusioned with all these fake halloween fans
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I enjoyed every second of this quest
[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]
#my art#genshin impact#genshinimpact#tighnari#genshin impact tighnari#daily tighnari#cyno#genshin impact cyno#please do not tag as ship thank you#i have too much words but nothing came out from my mouth#i. i love it so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i am way too lazy to write everythin abt it#but gOSH WHEN SOME OF MY BRAINROT/HC BECOMES CANON#NO SPOILER BUT ?!?!?! EVERYTHING ABT THIS QUEST MAKES ME SO HAPPY#sethos ?!?!!! i love him. i need more cyno sethos interaction#i am so sleepy from work oh gosh but i already had idea for sethos comic/fanarr#SETHOS I HOPE HE ENJOYS CYNO'S PUNS#oh i swear if he laughs at cyno's jokes it IS SO OVER FOR ME#and WE GOT THE WHOLE CYNO FRIENDS I-#tighnari. can i talk abt tighnari.#no i wont i am lazy.#good night to them
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okay listen. i know there's already one video about The Fucking Creep out there. but i NEED to share one of my favourite Creep Moments.
#buckshot roulette#hollowtones#kuueater#shinigamieater#spark talks about nothing of relevance#now that's what I call shitposting#stream is kuu's VOD of it on youtube (tumblr hates links). go watch The Creep in action#dollip daze#dollip#lynn#<- i would tag these two properly but i can't find channel sources. wailing crying etc#but this will find it's audience. i believe.#we NEED creep to be canon lore in buckshot. just like in the back.#people would rather face dealer than creep so dealer just lets them chill in the basement 👍
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Penelope: Hey Ctimene, are you free tonight? Like, around sundown?
Ctimene: Yes, I am.
Odysseus: And you, Eurylochus?
Eurylochus: Umm... yes?
Penelope: Great! Because we're not.
Odysseus: You two go out without us. Enjoy your date!
[Penny & Ody run away hand-in-hand, giggling between themselves]
Eurylochus: ...
Ctimene: Did they just-
#epic the musical#epic the musical incorrect quotes#swap au#warrior!penelope#also works for canon#odysseus x penelope#odypen#eurylochus x ctimene#eurymene#penelope of ithaca#odysseus#ctimene#eurylochus#penny & ody: the original eurylochus & ctimene shippers#but seriously those two were rooting for their best friends to get together#genuinely hope nothing bad happens to them :D
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self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for
#nobody was asking for a spn pmmm crossover fic focusing on claire at 14#who by this point has already been manipulated into agreeing to something without knowing all the terms and conditions first#and it was awful and the worst day of her life#so when kyubey approaches her she doesn't go for it#but the people around her do and so claire gets to watch people she loves die horribly AGAIN#like there is nothing in spn canon that contradicts any of this#but literally nobody is wanting a fic like this to exist#nobody except for me#so i guess i have to do everything myself around here#el talks
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[Part 1] [Part 2] [PART 3]
Xbralis as the first canon dbhc pairing with the steel chair!
#dbhc#dbhc art#hermitcraft#hermitcraft au#hermitcraft s10#dbhc keralis#keralis#dbhc xb#xbcrafted#xb#dbhc bdubs#bdubs#bdoubleO100#xbralis#YAYYY SHIP TAG#art escapades#i know it's probably obvious but i thought it would be so funny if we've got all of this build up for the massive ships#ie ethubs and grumbo and ranchers and docsuma#and then. hi this is canon. anyway LKJGSLDKJFG#BDUBS IS ALSO SHOCKED#but for everyone also guessing that this is the first time bdubs is realizing a human can be in a relationship with an android:#i can assure you nothing has stopped bdubs from. erm. entertaining such an idea in his head but that WOULD be SO FUNNY
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I’m back with Covid and shitposts
If a bear I fought gave me top surgery I'd also never wear a shirt again tbh
#persona 3#makoto yuki#mitsuru kirijo#akihiko sanada#yukari takeba#minato arisato#junpei iori#bear giving Akihiko top surgery is canon and nothing will change my mind#persona 4 ultimax
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#supernatural#destiel#spn#nothing to see here#just your biannual destiel canon maintenance#misha collins
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#pls click for quality :]#one piece#luffy#straw hat luffy#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#zoro#zolu#one piece zoro#animation#my art#was hit w the strong urge to do this and got it done in abt 4 days lol#could spend forever nitpicking it but im not gonna overwork before the semester even starts so its done!!#nothing big but im happy w it and i think its cute :>#drew zoro p differently than i have in the past in this and yknow its ok#i think i like drawing my version better but this one (closer to canon) is p good
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