#not tom!!!

[foggyredkastle]

Wade, sweating: Peter, there’s something I need to ask you-

Peter: Finally! You’re proposing!

Wade: How’d you know?

Peter: Wade, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Peter: I even picked it up once.

[thattripleabattery]

[lara-cairncross]

this man has never met an alien he couldn’t parent

[saintfire]

[myjetpack]

my latest cartoon for New Scientist.

[color-ns]

Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

[saintlaurentproblems]

Wait that’s fucking weird lol

[mysharona1987]

Gee, if only Tom Cruise and Steven Spielberg had made a blockbuster movie about how this was a bad idea.

[takenbytheempty]

I love queer movies where the protagonist realizes that his ex-girlfriend is better off with someone else, and that he actually finds his soulmate in his mutant best friend (+their love language is killing each other)

[vimbry-moved]

some of my favourite spongebob moments are when they accentuate the gag w/ a live-action punchline

[wolfboywarmachines]

happy pride to the marketing team tom hardy held at gunpoint to get this gay ass tagline

[maaarine]

based

[anxiousandpessimistic]

[unifiedintelligencetaskwhores]

"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"

"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"

[myjetpack]

My latest cartoon for @GuardianBooks.