#comic wade wilson

[foggyredkastle]

Wade, sweating: Peter, there’s something I need to ask you-

Peter: Finally! You’re proposing!

Wade: How’d you know?

Peter: Wade, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Peter: I even picked it up once.

[mountainshroom]

If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead

[lyn1tx]

Just keep trying Wade

[silverskyeline]

someone fetch peepaw his robe!!! run him a bath!!!! cook him dinner!!!

[brainrotcharacters]

That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through

[fandoms-run-my-life]

PSA for all Deadpool and Wolverine fanfic writers: Stop writing Logan at a normal weight!

In the comics Logan is 5'3. Everyone knows that. What most don't know is that even at 5'3 he weighs 300 lbs. His skeleton is metal. He's real dense. Man cannot get in a body of water, he will sink every time (this is cannon).

What does that mean for movie!Logan?

He's gonna weigh a lot more. Hugh Jackman is 6'2! He is 11 inches taller than comic!Logan. That means 11 inches of more skeleton metal. He probably weighs closer to like 400lbs. If not more.

When he lays on top of someone, they will feel it. Good luck getting him off of whoever he slept on top of. Good luck breathing.

Edit: @vigilantsycamore did the math and apparently Logan would be closer to 500lbs. Everyone thank them for blessing us with math

[joycew-art]

Sometimes Wade likes to do a victory dance after he finishes his job. He never had an audience before that could see it tho.

[jackassbroadcast]

Been alittlewhile but the homo grind never stops ‼️‼️

[chemicl]

His little kitty ears 🥲🐈‍⬛

[paintedimagery]

Honestly, they should've hired me for a poster. I think I'd have done great.

[suzieloveships]

All or nothing duo strikes again

This looked funnier in my head

[gaymasterchief]

by 51wi21

[mintaikk]

"X-men is becoming woke!" I'm sorry, have we been seeing the same series?

The main teacher is a disabled man who uses a wheelchair. The team has a powerful African lady who is literally called a god. In some universes, she is in an interracial relationship with Wolverine. The three most powerful members of the team are Jean, Storm, and Rogue, who are ALL women. Bishop is a smart and powerful black man. Forge is Native American and is super smart and builds cool futuristic tech stuff. One of the protagonists is a chinese-american girl whose love interest is a dark-skinned Latino dude. Mystique is literally gender fluid and married to a woman. Mystique also got the woman pregnant by giving herself a penis, which is how Kurt was born. Kitty Pryde is confirmed to be bisexual. Magick is confirmed to be bisexual. Iceman came out as a gay man. Wolverine dated the literal actually HERCULES in one comic. Deadpool has been confirmed by multiple writers (AND THE MOVIE) to be pansexual, and even has a (VIATNAMESE) nonbinary love interest in one comic. The entire series is about minorities living in a society that despises them.

But yeah, sure. Complain about Morph, a SEXLESS SHAPESHIFTER WHO WAS BARELY EVEN IN THE ORIGINAL SHOW, being nonbinary and having a crush on Wolverine.

Xmen has ALWAYS been woke. It's a metaphor for oppression and how anyone who differs from the societal norm is treated terribly. OF COURSE they're going to have queer characters in there 💀

[ciricearts]

cuack i drew them again

[silverskyeline]

thinking about the fact that he was just hiding back there?? the whole time they were driving?? bro was definitely curled up like a cat like >:C

[joneevarts]

Right in front of her salad

Just realized I forgot to draw the blush ;-;