#comic wade wilson

[foggyredkastle]

Wade, sweating: Peter, there’s something I need to ask you-

Peter: Finally! You’re proposing!

Wade: How’d you know?

Peter: Wade, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Peter: I even picked it up once.

[mountainshroom]

If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead

[lyn1tx]

Just keep trying Wade

[silverskyeline]

someone fetch peepaw his robe!!! run him a bath!!!! cook him dinner!!!

[brainrotcharacters]

That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through

[fandoms-run-my-life]

PSA for all Deadpool and Wolverine fanfic writers: Stop writing Logan at a normal weight!

In the comics Logan is 5'3. Everyone knows that. What most don't know is that even at 5'3 he weighs 300 lbs. His skeleton is metal. He's real dense. Man cannot get in a body of water, he will sink every time (this is cannon).

What does that mean for movie!Logan?

He's gonna weigh a lot more. Hugh Jackman is 6'2! He is 11 inches taller than comic!Logan. That means 11 inches of more skeleton metal. He probably weighs closer to like 400lbs. If not more.

When he lays on top of someone, they will feel it. Good luck getting him off of whoever he slept on top of. Good luck breathing.

Edit: @vigilantsycamore did the math and apparently Logan would be closer to 500lbs. Everyone thank them for blessing us with math

[joycew-art]

Sometimes Wade likes to do a victory dance after he finishes his job. He never had an audience before that could see it tho.

[jackassbroadcast]

Been alittlewhile but the homo grind never stops ‼️‼️

[chemicl]

His little kitty ears 🥲🐈‍⬛

[paintedimagery]

Honestly, they should've hired me for a poster. I think I'd have done great.

[gaymasterchief]

by 51wi21

[joneevarts]

Right in front of her salad

Just realized I forgot to draw the blush ;-;

[puncertainty]

real

[silverskyeline]

thinking about the fact that he was just hiding back there?? the whole time they were driving?? bro was definitely curled up like a cat like >:C

[watmalik]

Logan when the fanboys call him or Wade straight 🤨

[trixter-god]

What happens when you become an x-men

1) Charles shows up AFTER the WORST possible day of your life and convinces you to come live at the mansion.

2) Logan decides if he’s gonna have to parent you or sleep with you

3) you get more trauma (somehow)