#not sure if this has been done

[heatherfield]

The Case of the Gilded Lily [x]

Bonus:

[kairukitsuneo]

STOPPPPP THIEFFFFFFF 😡💢💢💥

[kingatrice]

This is what it feels like being a life wizard btw, if you even care

[bearholdingashark]

Incorrect Shadow and Bone

Ivan: Hello, Aleksander. How long have you been sleeping with Alina?

Aleksander: What??

Ivan: How long have you been sleeping with Alina?

Aleksander: That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get- Why would-? I-I never had sex... with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- You have the n-nerve, the audacity... Alina is my boss, technically. And she is terrible - face-wise. And how - how - do I know that frankly you're not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm! Check and mate.

Ivan:…

Aleksander: This is an outrage! Who do I call??!

[After they’ve owned up to seeing each other]

Aleksander: How did you find out?

Ivan: We've worked together for a while, now, and I'd like to think I know you pretty well. Plus, Alina butt-dialed me last night. [pulls out his phone and plays a message]

Aleksander: [on the phone] Okay, okay. And this is how the Sun Summoner would kiss.

[Aleksander and Alina dying of embarrassment]

Alina: [on the phone] Whoa, the Sun Summoner likes the tongue. Show me Anastas again.

Aleksander: [on the phone] Okay. Lay down.

[Ivan ends the message]

Aleksander: Please tell me you hung up before... the Black Heretic?

Ivan: Unfortunately not.

[mikonez]

[officersnickers]

[turnways]

[brobexx]

Sonadow Generations

[minart-was-taken]

Guess what I've been reading lately

[lady-lessobian]

We’ve been played for fucking fools

[gardentool]

Nanami: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Gojo: Yes.

Nanami: I was hula-hooping. Y/N and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Gojo: Oh my god.

Nanami: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Gojo: Why are you telling me all this?

Nanami: Because no one will ever believe you.

Gojo: You sick son of a bitch.

[yourlocalxenomorph3]

tumblr pride flag plus the two other versions

reblogs are off because i don't want this post to get so popular that i get the attention of staff or m@tt. i've already been terminated twice and i'd rather not get terminated a third time for some arbitrary reason. everyone is welcome to repost/use these w/o credit 👍

[whosoldherout]

buck + fathers

bonus:

[bearsintreesofficial]

Nonverbal! At The Function

[spicypotstickerbliss]

ironic that Cupid was an arrow ace tbh

[yooo-lets-go]

Actually love all your art! How would each of the 141 train the recruits? Who would be the biggest nightmare of the recruits, and who would be Prices?

Also love the GhostSoap and GazRoach content!!! Keep up the amazing work ❤️❤️❤️

They are all an absolute delight to be around