#not sure if this has been done

[heatherfield]

The Case of the Gilded Lily [x]

Bonus:

[kairukitsuneo]

STOPPPPP THIEFFFFFFF 😡💢💢💥

[bearholdingashark]

Incorrect Shadow and Bone

Ivan: Hello, Aleksander. How long have you been sleeping with Alina?

Aleksander: What??

Ivan: How long have you been sleeping with Alina?

Aleksander: That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get- Why would-? I-I never had sex... with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- You have the n-nerve, the audacity... Alina is my boss, technically. And she is terrible - face-wise. And how - how - do I know that frankly you're not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm! Check and mate.

Ivan:…

Aleksander: This is an outrage! Who do I call??!

[After they’ve owned up to seeing each other]

Aleksander: How did you find out?

Ivan: We've worked together for a while, now, and I'd like to think I know you pretty well. Plus, Alina butt-dialed me last night. [pulls out his phone and plays a message]

Aleksander: [on the phone] Okay, okay. And this is how the Sun Summoner would kiss.

[Aleksander and Alina dying of embarrassment]

Alina: [on the phone] Whoa, the Sun Summoner likes the tongue. Show me Anastas again.

Aleksander: [on the phone] Okay. Lay down.

[Ivan ends the message]

Aleksander: Please tell me you hung up before... the Black Heretic?

Ivan: Unfortunately not.

[mikonez]

[brobexx]

Sonadow Generations

[obkkseeker]

youve changed man, what happened

[turnways]

[minart-was-taken]

Guess what I've been reading lately

[yooo-lets-go]

Actually love all your art! How would each of the 141 train the recruits? Who would be the biggest nightmare of the recruits, and who would be Prices?

Also love the GhostSoap and GazRoach content!!! Keep up the amazing work ❤️❤️❤️

They are all an absolute delight to be around

[daynascullys]

DANA SCULLY & FOX MULDER — the x files

you were my friend and you told me the truth. even when the world was falling apart, you were my constant. my touchstone.

[gardentool]

Nanami: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Gojo: Yes.

Nanami: I was hula-hooping. Y/N and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Gojo: Oh my god.

Nanami: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Gojo: Why are you telling me all this?

Nanami: Because no one will ever believe you.

Gojo: You sick son of a bitch.

[antiadvil]

Guys someone really needs to let amazingphil know that RPF ruined Dan and Phil's relationship... I know he only learned about RPF the other day and he's probably really excited but that's no excuse for reblogging a phan vs jedus poll when he KNOWS Dan and Phil look at his blog. What if they see it? That's so inappropriate, I'm honestly disappointed.

[valictini]

🎶You’re out of touch~ You’re out of time~🎶

🎶And you’re out of your head when I come around~🎶

[whosoldherout]

buck + fathers

bonus:

[krchovsky]

Don't poke the goat.

[bearsintreesofficial]

Nonverbal! At The Function