#not sandler

[daily-spooky]

[introvert-time-art]

"being trans is a choice" do you honestly think i would CHOOSE to get gender euphoria from wearing knee-length basketball shorts?? that's humiliating

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.

Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.

Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.

He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.

Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it

[animentality]

I choose to incorporate this into my worldview.

[bluegad]

8 crazy courses (sorry)

[uolivegb]

and they both like men

[mushroomflood]

More HS Wachowski boys! Tails and Sonic this time! I think that Tails would definitely skip grades, and take all the honors classes he could, to the point he would be in the same classes as Sonic and Knuckles despite their age difference. Since this is set a few years after the movie, I think they would have gotten used to earth stuff (like clothes) by now.

[metathefool]

“Haha, Jonathan, I am perpetuating the Cycle of Abuse”

[noelletism]

My fave genre of images

[uncanny-tranny]

A few tips for young trans men/boys, transmascs, anybody who wants tips:

If somebody makes you insecure about your masculinity or manhood, 9/10 times, they're trying to sell you something (and the "something" won't be worth you fretting about)

Wash your face before shaving and use a good shaving cream. Always make sure your razors are sharp

Your body doesn't need to look like a Hollywood star's body. They are most certainly dehydrated, and they are not a realistic depiction of a masculine or male form

Dress in whatever way is most comfortable, including dressing like Adam Sandler

Military-grade is often used as a marketing scheme, save your money

If you aren't happy right now, one day you will be. This is a threat and a promise

Your emotions are not "good" or "bad," they are emotions. Let yourself feel them even if they are uncomfortable

Masculinity and/or being a man are yours to define, and I cannot stress how important it is to have a relationship with your masculinity and/or manhood that is defined by you

You're allowed to have any relationship with your pre-coming out self that you want or makes the most sense with your realization that you're trans

[servicetopglinda]

Me: Smeedley!!!!!! Fetch me my special fisting glove I use for fisting old men!

Smeedley: yes master hehehehehehehehhe

[daily-spooky]

[ophelieverse]

Otto on his way to Dragonstone to apologize to Rhaenyra after dealing with Aegon bullshits:

he regrets everything

[luckyplushy]

Imagine a universe where Adam Sandler movies are instead played by Rainbow Dash and her friends. Now stop imagining it cause I have one right here.

[mikurinkuwu]

au where miku and rin are roommates who dont get along and normally just ignore each other until one day miku comes back home with a random rat she picked up and rin wants to get rid of it but miku is already attached so rin is forced to accept that now they have a pet rat named adam sandler

if i could write id write a slowburn enemies to lovers fanfiction where they bond over their pet rat named adam sandler and leave their differences behind when they lose him (but turns out he was just hiding somewhere and being a little shit)

[del-stars]

i need arrogant, strikingly gorgeous casanova sirius and shy, nerdy, loser, not conventionally attractive remus. just the couple that when you see them walking down the hallway you’re like wait, them?????