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Hey guys, I came across this neat looking sign. I think it’s pretty cool and that you should see it as well. Maybe even send it to your friends so they could get a good look at how cool it is too! That would be really neat! Let’s show this symbol to everyone you know challenge! I really really think you should enjoy this sign and your friends and your family and your coworkers and everyone should be blessed by seeing this sing!!

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Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE

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The Right Angle Dog was actually created by Frank Belknap Long, and then incorporated into the Mythos later. Still not as terrifying as Big Penguin, though.

The thing about Lovecraft's work is that he did write about some genuinely fucked up critters, but he doesn't seem to have had a clear picture of which ones those are. "Dog that inhabits right angles" and "sapient colour" are treated as exactly as mind-bending as, like, "guy who looks like a fish" and "big penguin".

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i love this video so much (x)

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Several people were hospitalized after Monday’s cheese-rolling event in the UK. It’s a tradition that dates back centuries

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Kids say the darndest things

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next gen stealth just dropped

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Hypnotic.

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With all the hubbub about "Samus opening doors with her mind", remember that she canonically has no idea how to open a door normally.

Every time she has been approached with the proposition of "opening a door" she either:

Shoots at it

Shoves her fist into it

Shoves her fist into a fist-shaped hole

Shoves herself into a her-shaped hole

Shoots at it with LITERAL ROCKETS

Shoves herself through the fucking door at Mach 1

Nukes the door with the explosive might of tactical orbital strike

Nukes the door with H E R S E L F because apparently she can just explode at will

Shoots a hole NEXT to the door

Shoots HERSELF through a hole next to the door

And, last but not least, fails to open the door through every previous means and.... has someone else do it.

As far as she's aware, the only way a door is supposed to open is through P H Y S I C A L V I O L E N C E.

So yes, Samus opening doors without always resorting to disproportionate destructive force is in fact a revolutionary concept