#not like i literally even have the time to dump into a massive game like that but i waaaant to. i kinda want to
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so was anyone gonna tell me that Neil Newbon is the VA for Astarion or was i gonna have to find that out myself when he suddenly started uploading his playthrough of the game on YT
#Seven.txt#viddy game stuff#bg3#astarion#like??? as soon as i saw it i was like OH OF COURSE ITāS YOU!!!#like. i only have a surface level of knowledge abt Astarion from passively consuming otherās posts abt being obsessed w/ him online#but i can tell that if i ever actually took the time iād probably be rlly into the character#okay so Full Transparency- this post and the prior few tags have been siting in my drafts for the past 12 days#and i know Neil has been uploading his playthrough since even further back but i am late to everything okay it's how i am#and anyways in that time i have watched hours upon hours of Astarion scene compilation videos on YT#and i can now confirm- yes i am Really into the character lmao. like. Severely into the character#like. i'm-making-a-playlist-for-him-and-its-already-got-50-songs-on-it level of Into Him. it's over for me boys there's no turning back#i'm fixated. there's no saving me#like i have never dungeoned a dragon ever before in my entire life but this fucking man.#this man is making me wanna drop $60 and 150gb of my PC's storage space on a game i have no idea how to play#i think it could make for a fun recording experience. but idk if i'll actually do it. i'll sit on the idea for a while first#but Astarion's existence and the sickass character creation is calling my name. i think... it could be a fun time#not like i literally even have the time to dump into a massive game like that but i waaaant to. i kinda want to#anyways Seven found a new traumatized little blorbo to fawn over everybody watch out. a reblog storm may cometh#they couldn't have cast someone better for Astarion i stg#Seven stop falling in love with the characters Neil Newbon voices/acts as challenge FAILED#lmao now i'm thinking about putting BG3 Astarion and RE8 Heisenberg in a room together. could u fucking imagine#talk about taking the whole vampires vs werewolves thing to another level#Astarion isn't a True vampire and Heisenberg isn't even a fucking werewolf and that makes it so much funnier to me#just two old fucked up somewhat non-human guys. i'm genuinely trying to picture them interacting. how would it go#anyways i have been awake for 30 hours with only a 1hr nap in the middle. and i have just eaten a sinful amount of spaghetti#and am currently riding the high of finally having posted ch4 of ES. with no big responsibilities tomorrow. and so u know what time it is#time to be insane on tumblr until i pass out
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Lando calling reader his wife even though theyāve only been together for about a year
oh my god yes anon i love this idea!
tw: fem!reader, swears maybe, she's on the shorter side! lmk if you want me to add anything.
w/c: 944
lando was the perfect boyfriend. he was everything you had ever wanted in a partner. you liked to think he was literally made for you. how can someone be so perfect for you and not be? it was not possible.
you loved pet names and he loved calling you them. you loved touching him in anyway you could and he loved touching you ten times more. you loved doing things for him to show him just how much and how deeply you cared for and loved him and he loved sitting back and letting you help him destress from a busy race weekend. when you needed space? he would just go away to race for the weekend and let you realise that you could barely function without him and his love.
you had been out shopping with some of your friends for one of their birthdays. it had been nice catching up with them but your separation issues from your boyfriend had ended up kicking in and you could not wait to get home. you were itching to just sit on his lap and have him explain the plot of some dumb film that he had put on while waiting for you to come home.
when you trod back into lando's place, slipping off your shoes and leaving them by the door, the first thing you hear is lando's infectious laugh booming from his streaming room. it makes you smile as soon as you hear it even though it makes you realise you probably will not be able to sit with him for at least another hour, at least. your hands are still holding onto your shopping bags as you pass by his room as quietly as you possibly can, so as not to disturb him and his friends. you dump the bags in your bedroom and plan to head back into the living room to watch some tv and relax.
lando hears you this time and calls out for you, the door is creaked open a touch as you prepare yourself to be seen by millions of lando's fans. as you enter the room you hear one of the guys lando was streaming with (you were almost positive it was ginge) ask lando something you could not make out. lando's response almost kills you off though, his fans too.
"nah, the wife is just back home from shopping so i'll be finishing this game then hopping off." if you were holding anything it would have just fallen and shattered to the ground. you hoped your expression was hidden from his camera. you clear your throat and lando spins around mid-game to greet you. he slides his gaming headphones down to rest on his neck and reaches back to mute the stream but not before he mutters out in the warmest voice he can muster, a "hiya, honey."
you smile down at him as he shuffles his chair closer to you then sticks hims arms out like a child, practically begging for a hug from you. your mind is still stuck on the wife thing but you fall into his arms willingly anyway.
you straddle him on the big gaming chair, the tops of your heads at the only things that can be seen on the camera. lando presses a few kisses into your hair as he holds you close.
"missed you while you were gone." lando speaks into your hair, it makes you laugh.
"i was gone for three hours."
"ugh, don't remind me! i almost died from bordem." lando groans, head falling back against the soft material of the chair. you just laugh into his neck, nose brushing his throat softly.
"drama queen." you roll your eyes.
lando looks down at you with the biggest heart eyes you have ever seen and you feel your heart melt into a massive puddle in your ribcage, you feel it drip down to settle into your stomach.
"so i'm your wife then, huh?" you ask with a smile and a teasing tone. you feel lando tense up a little but he relaxes as soon as he feels your smile against his skin. his hand comes to splay out across your back to keep you supported. then he is smiling as he explains himself.
"guess i'm just so used to called you my wife when i'm with my friends that i accidentally did it on stream. sorry honey, didn't mean to embarrass you." lando says, almost shyly. his eyes peer down at yours to see your reaction.
"you call me your wife to your friends?" you smile back at him, hand coming up to run through his messy curls. the other resting on the side of his neck.
lando grins a stupid big smile at you as your hand rakes through his hair. "well you're gonna be one of these days right? might as well get the practise in. don't wanna slip up and call my wife my girlfriend now do i?" he is cheeky in his words and tone but you let him off. even though his logic makes no sense. you know it makes sense to lando so you let that go too.
"okay, sure. whatever you say husband." you did not think lando's smile could get any bigger. you were so wrong. he laughs and holds you close. little did either of you know that lando had missed the mute button and around three thousand of landoās fans, plus all his friends had heard you both. lando would find out once he went back on his phone the next day, spending the rest of the evening and then the night with his girlfriend (wife).
#lando norris x you#lando norris fluff#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine#lando x reader#lando norris#lando norris oneshot#ln4 x y/n#ln4 one shot#ln4 fluff#ln4 imagine#ln4 fic#ln4#f1 fluff#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#f1 fic#f1 fanfic#lcriedlastnight#lcriedlastnightrequests
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AITA for letting my dog correct (nip) my niece to prove a point and refusing to punish him?
I own an ex-K9 called Biggles. Biggles is impeccably trained, a total gentleman when you're not being an asshole to him, but also has no time for your bullshit. He'll tolerate a lot more hassle from the younger kids in our family, but if they're allowed to persist in bullying him, he will correct them, just like he would the adults of the family.
Mostly Biggles will just push them over and walk away. Its his way of saying to leave him alone. Sometimes he'll bark loudly, a kind of 'fuck off now' bark. At the very extreme, he'll give them a tiny little warning nip on the arm or hand.
(Biggles has only ever nip corrected kids twice in all the years I've had him. Once when my cousin thought it was 'cute' to dump her toddler right on top of Biggles and let him rip at his fur and try to bite at his face, and once when my nephew was having a tantrum, Biggles tried to snuggle up to him to soothe him and my nephew hit him in the face.)
I firmly believe in learning how your pet communicates and respecting their reasonable boundaries. To me, if you're yanking on a dog's tail and ignoring everyone warning you to stop and you get a nip to the back of the hand for it, that's a valid consequence of your actions and you've just learned to respect the dog enough not to try pulling its tail out of its spine.
(This likely seems unfathomable to a lot of you, but I must clarify that Biggles isn't some hyper-reactive aggressive, dangerous dog like my sister thinks. He will more than happily play around with the little ones, faux wrestle with them, let them paw all over him and fuss at him, ect. He loves children, they're his babies. He does not love being in pain, and if the person causing it will not respect him or me enough to listen to my warnings, I believe they earn it when he warns them too.)
Anyway. Like you might've guessed, yanking on his tail was what my niece was doing at the beer-and-barbeque this weekend. I told her not to. My parents told her not to. Even my sister half-assedly suggested 'maybe Biggles wants to play a different game.' Biggles got up and moved away from her twice and she followed him both times to 'keep playing.'
My entire family knows how Biggles works. I warned my sister Biggles wouldn't tolerate what was happening. My sister told me I shouldn't own such a dangerous, unpredictable dog and he should be put down if he can't handle some 'rough love from a kid.'
(This was not rough love. This was my niece literally ripping at his tail thinking his pain responses were funny.)
I didn't want to cause a scene or subject Biggles to further harassment so I decided just once I'd cave and take Biggles inside so he could get some peace and I could enjoy my burnt ends without my sister squealing in my ear about being cruel to her child by telling her off.
Unfortunately, Biggles' patience ran out before I could make my way over. My niece yanked at his tail again, hard enough that it actually jolted him on the grass, and Biggles whipped around and nipped at her hand. I got to see her hand afterward and there was just a little red mark, no blood or broken skin. He'd just pinched her a little.
My niece screamed bloody murder like he'd taken her hand off and my sister screamed bloody murder about my 'vicious animal.' It devolved into a massive family-wide argument against my sister because my entire family knows its just basic respect and kindness not to cause an animal pain deliberately, and that its my sister's fault for not listening to anyone when we all told her and my niece not to hurt Biggles.
My sister stormed off and has since been blowing up the entire family demanding that Biggles be put down. She's threatened to call the cops, animal control, you name it. None of us are worried about that. There wasn't even a proper mark left on her hand and Biggles will pass any behavioral test with flying colors, but my sister is giving everyone grief and is refusing to attend any family events if Biggles will be there.
My dad is firmly on my side, but my mom is imploring me to just fake apologise to get some peace back. When I recounted the story to my colleague this morning, he said she got what she earned, but also why would I bring Biggles to an event I knew a disrespectful little shit of a kid was at?
I don't feel like an asshole in terms of allowing my dog to establish his boundaries. In my and my family's opinion pets are their own entities and should be treated with belonging and respect when part of a family. Its also just common sense not to cause an animal pain for the fun of it.
However, I'm also very aware that getting nipped by a dog, especially at such a young age, can be catastrophic. My niece could be terrified of dogs for the rest of her life, and while I don't feel guilty she got corrected, I do feel somewhat guilty that I didn't intervene sooner and have possibly set her up for failure in the future. And I do feel like an asshole for letting it get to that point, but it did all happen pretty quickly.
All things considered I do love my niece, she's family, she just gets away with murder because my sister thinks being a little girl is an automatic pass to do whatever you want without consequence.
I've probably painted Biggles out in a real bad light here, but I can assure you that in general Biggles is the perfect family dog. He's loving, playful, he tries to share his kibble with everyone at dinner, he helped us teach my uncle's puppy tricks and how to behave and potty outside ect.
So I guess I'm really asking am I the asshole in this situation, as the one responsible for Biggles?
What are these acronyms?
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Season 3! Episode 1! (Spockās Brain)! Time to watch a guy lose his mind. Literally:
- Scottyās got a new hair cut.
- I like her purple outfit (10/10 would wear myself, that and those boots)
- Nap time on the bridge, turn off the lights
- Heās eepy (donāt take his brain!)
- sleepy
- Diagnoses you with ābrain is goneā
- The camp of this episode is camping
- āThen weāll have to take him with us.ā āTake- take him where?ā āIn search of his brain, Doctor.ā Do they realize how bizarre this is?
- Iād say there should be a game where you take a shot every time they say āSpockās brainā in this episode but that would be irresponsible
- Kirk is having a lot of interaction with the bridge crew this episode
- Uhura asking the right questions
- āIf I guess wrong Mr Spock is dead. Spock will die.ā He cares and is scared
- āLife form readings, Mr Spock- Mr Scott.ā Damn
- āThe givers of painā¦ and delight.ā Cool song title
- This is unsettling. Like worse than most horror movies. Imagine controlling your friends body with a remote because they donāt have any brain
- They didnāt give McCoy any warning about the trap activating
- Heating up rocks with phasers
- I love how Spock is still saying fascinating even just as a brain
- When Kirk can hear Spockās voice again he goes up to his body so he can pretend to talk to him normally
- āCaptain, there is a definite pleasurable experience connected with the hearing of your voice.ā
- Sleep
- Sleepy
- Once again they gave Kirk period pain
- Sulu on the bridge
- āI think science provides us with an answer.ā āIt does, captain.ā āAgreed, Doctor.ā *all three proceed to kick the shit out of you.*
- Theyāre all violent and feral in this episode
- McCoyās boots fly up
- Those buttons to control Spock are so specific, I can barely turn on a light switch if thereās more than three buttons
- McCoy is so ready to potentially die to save Spock
- Massive Migraine McCoy
- James āIād die before I break the prime directiveā Kirk breaking the prime directive
- THE OVERLAYING OF FACES AND MCCOY SWEATING WHILE KIRK NARRATES. IM DEAD. WHO DID THIS.
- This is fucked up. What the fuck is happening
- *wakes up from brain surgery and starts info dumping*
- āI should have never reconnected his mouth.ā You love him and you missed him. Admit it. Awww the laugh he lets out as Spock just continues
This wasā¦ an experienceā¦
Masterposty
Episode written by Lee Cronin
#star trek#star trek tos#star trek the original series#spock#s'chn t'gai spock#tos spock#leonard bones mccoy#tos bones#tos mccoy#captain james kirk#tos kirk#nyota uhura#tos uhura#montgomery scott#tos scotty#hikaru sulu#tos sulu
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omg... we talk about yuu here?? we love yuu here???
I could talk about yuu forever, they're infinitely more interesting than any of the boys to me (not sorry). I know for a lot of people yuu is just kind of their pawn for this epic fantasy world and they don't even think about the ramifications, but me personally I would descend into insanity if I got isekai'd into magical teenage boy hell. deep down I know this freak is traumatized to the nines and likely severely depressed.
one of the most important things about yuu's character is that they feel helpless. they can't perform magic in a world that's almost completely reliant on it, for one. as you've pointed out, they have no true autonomy. they have no government documentation, no family, nowhere to go, hell, they're not even a full student. they have no real hope of going home, and most of the nrc boys don't even seem to particularly care about that (if anything, I assume a lot of them would selfishly want yuu to stay, regardless of yuu's own wishes). the rules of this world are still unclear to them, and people don't really seem to acknowledge that.
can you imagine how lonely that existence would be? sure, people like yuu. they have friends. but as you've pointed out, no one (with the exception of adeuce, maybe) really seems to care about how things effect them specifically. yuu is manipulated, exploited, physically hurt and almost killed like, a bunch of times, bullied, harassed, and on top of everything, completely helpless to it. despite having friends who supposedly care about them, no one really seems to think about yuu's feelings on magic and the multiple life-threatening incidents they've experienced in their short time at nrc. as someone who has ptsd, I can't imagine that yuu would walk out of all that completely mentally unscathed.
as you've pointed out before, yuu is treated like any other student. their experiences and circumstances are never really taken into consideration, and they're expected to just... go along with things like everyone else. sure, equality is nice, but that doesn't really help yuu's case. yes, realistically, yuu is not totally helpless but good lord someone needs to help them out. someone needs to empathize with them, and defend them, and at least try a little to help them navigate this terrifying reality they've been expected to... just adjust to with no help. with their lack of autonomy, they're pretty much at the complete mercy of the people around them. yuu is lonely and I stand by that.
and on top of all of this, they have a massive amount of responsibility dumped on them constantly. yuu is a sort of mediator. they solve problems, usually ones that other people create, and never really by their own will. they arguably live in pretty shitty conditions and have no way of making money. they have to not only babysit grim (bless him tho), but also literally everyone else, while also trying to keep their own shit together. I mean, they're still technically a student. and a mini-housewarden. and crowley's errand runner. and they just got here a few months ago. psh.
yuu feels helpless, but they aren't treated as such, and so no one really extends a helping hand without ulterior motives. as much as ace and deuce want to help, they're also teenage boys and have their own tiny worlds to attend to. while people can be nice, no one seems to really want to understand, or care, about yuu's mental health.
anyway. I love the boys but in my heart I know that my yuu wouldn't be able to handle all that. me irl already deals with feelings of loneliness and crushing responsibility and misunderstanding and helplessness. twst is not a choose your own adventure type game and the tiny choices yuu gets to make don't really affect the story (which is oddly symbolic).
but like, listen. if I was zapped to another universe where I'm completely alone at a school full of teenage boys, most of which who couldn't care less if I lived or died, and one day I was sent on a trip to a city that painfully reminded me of home and some catholic-coded freak started being really considerate and empathetic to me for no other reason besides just liking me and genuinely being appalled at my circumstances, I would help him destroy magic. idc. I wouldn't even think twice about it. I stand by the idea that rollo feels some kind of affection for yuu. this would affect all of the diasomnia book because I would literally not want to leave and they'd have to drag me out of fleur city screaming and crying and clawing at the floor. poor malleus would be crushed.
anyway. haven't caught up to diasomnia yet so I may be way off. feel free to answer this or not! sorry for my weird english byebye!! love your posts
Yes we talk about Yuu here! They're the goat and I am so sorry I took forever to respond to your ask! Your English is wonderful you just had so much to say I had to really think on it Ļ(ļæ£ćļæ£=)
>deep down I know this freak is traumatized to the nines and likely severely depressed.
I think this is a very reasonable assumption to make about Yuu. While how well they take being isekaid to "magical teenage boy hell" (that's such a funny way to put it) is something up to each player's interpretation I like to write Yuu as being prone to bouts of longing for their own world, if for nothing else than wanting to feel something familiar to them. Which you point out in the rest of your ask!
I think one of the reasons people loved Rollo so much is that he was finally someone who acknowledged all those little things about Yuu's situation that we wanted to see talked about. He is someone we can realistically sympathizing with Yuu's situation and would treat them with a degree of care the other boys might not notice they needed. I have... played around with some AU stuff for him in my spare time and the conclusion I have come to is that I think he would try to avoid asking for Yuu to help him in his plan to destroy magic. He wouldn't want them to be implicated, and his plan is a sort of personal penance for his inability to save his brother. The idea that someone would want to help him, let alone someone as perfect as Yuu, isn't really something that would cross his mind. Besides, I don't think he would trust Yuu to help him immediately, he doesn't know them all that well at the start of GloMas.
Mental health tends not to be something focused on in isekai stories. I do think that our limited choices (i agree it is fittingly symbolic) have shown a Yuu who is slowly starting to feel the lack of control they have over their situation and are starting to feel stress over it. Ace says that he wants Yuu to be able to go home, as does Deuce, but I do think they both would be equally as happy if Yuu got to stay. They enjoy their friendship and love them a lot, if the story happened in more of a vacuum I could see both Ace and Deuce picking up on Yuu needing the extra support, but with how many things have happened over our school year they haven't had much time to sit and think to themselves about... much of anything really. But that doesn't exclude Yuu from feelings of loneliness or isolation; some of the most painful types of both is when you are surrounded to people and yet still feel unable to scream.
As for Malleus... well these aren't Diasomnia spoilers but if I understand his platinum jacket card correctly he can't stand seeing other people be happy when he isn't so. If Yuu were genuinely happy in Fleur City and he was left alone... oh he'd be so unhappy about that he would be beyond crushed.
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You blogging about One Piece Treasure Cruise is really making me want to play itā¦is it fun? Do you recommend? :D
FROTHING AT THE MOUTH UMMM HI YES you should get OPTC and play it itās SO much fun. Iāve only been playing for about a month (?) or so and Iāve been having a TOTAL blast
I know that generally gacha games can be really hit or miss for a lot of people but I will highly recommend OPTC bc of the MASSIVE amounts of freebies they give out. Iāve played lots of different gacha games over the years and Iāve never seen a game give out as much freebies as OPTC has;; Thereās multiple different game modes you can do and they all have different rewards where you can literally just. Choose the character you want. Thereās some game modes where you can challenge the same boss over and over and get multiple of the same character to increase their level to the max. Theyāre stupidly generous with their rewards too like just by leveling up or beating a certain quest or doing a challenge x amount of times theyāll give you a sugo rare (basically a 6 star character, the best units in the game) for free! FOR FREEEEE!!! Also they give tons of unique rewards to rookie players as well so just by getting the game and starting it for the first time they will bury you in Stuff :)
A lot of gacha games are pay to win but honestly you donāt need to spend any money in OPTC to A. Have fun and B. Win harder challenges. It really just depends on how you build your crew and with all the free handouts youāre BOUND to get some really good recruits even at the very start. And if you donāt mind spending a little money they do have achievement packs that unlock whenever you hit a certain level, and the rewards are very generous.
Anyway coughs now that Iām done ranting about how much free shit theyāll give you the actual gameplay is a lot of fun too, like I mentioned thereās lots of different game modes but they generally all revolve around the whole building your crew thing. And a few of these game modes will reset every couple weeks and let you get new characters/rewards so things are always changing and updating! They just had an event to get a free 6 star Bonney and then super evolve her into a 6+ star with her in her Egghead outfit and like.
Bro. Thatās so RUDE,,
I will say they do dump a lot on you so it can be really. Confusing and complex lol. I wouldnāt say I know the ins and outs of this game QUITE yet but I have learned a lot of things since I started playing, so if you have any questions feel free to come ask me š„°
Also the gameās 10 year anniversary is happening (Franky voice) SUPER soon so now is a great time to start playing bc theyāre definitely gonna give all the players heaps of rewards ;)
Anyway Iām totally not obsessed with OPTC canāt you tell
#Shima answers questions#I love this game SO muchā¦ā¦..#I literally just got like 3 free sugos today by doing Pirate Adventures. Again. FREEBIES!!!#OPTC#One Piece#One Piece Treasure Cruise#Iām p sure theyāre giving out tons of free sugos depending on your alliance bounty too which Iām like. Hehehe. HAHAHA. YESS. YESSSSSS!!!!!!#My bounty is p decent and all the members in my alliance have high bounties too so#Anyway. ANYWAY.#Play OPTC I say pleadingly so Iām not alone š#I gotta ramble about it to SOMEBODY who understands
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Synthwave (Gantlos x Musa) Massive Info Dump
Before I start shoutout to that one Russian who makes edited pics of these two.
Donāt mind me yapping about these two because I think theyād make a good pairing IF you write them well enough. I can easily see Gantlos being used as a moral scapegoat to make Riven look better in comparison, despite Riven saying his gf changed when thatās literally her special interest and sheās the FAIRY OF MUSIC!
Anyway the ship mostly started as a joke when I found out about Fairies of the Black Circle and brainstormed some interactions for a Season 4 rewrite but the more I thought about it the more I think their dynamic works and my friend @calissarowan agrees with me (and in return they lade me ship Dumantlos)
Enemies to Lovers is actually fire
This is my biggest argument for the ship and that Enemies to Lovers is honestly a dynamic Iāve grown fond of after seeing it being done right in some stories.
The biggest one I can point out is Ace Attorney tho itās more Rivals to Lovers. Long story short Miles Edgeworth is Phoenix Wrightās rival as the prosecutor in the first game. He ends up being a suspect for the last murder and Phoenix, as the defense, decides to take his case and defend him. Throughout the story we learn about their character and how Edgeworth is the reason why Phoenix became a lawyer, and Edgeworth ultimately redeems himself by bringing down the true culprit of the overarching story built up during each episode/chapter.
Gantlos and Musa are obviously enemies fighting to get Roxy and later on the White Circle. While they donāt have many interactions, you can use your imagination; Musa taunting him while he brushes it off to attack her and maybe banters back in a similar fashion to Anagan, and even shits on Riven for being a bad boyfriend. Now if we tweak Season 4 to make the wizards more useful we get the Winx and wizards banding together to stop the Earth Fairies from getting rid of humanity, and as the story goes Gantlos opens up to Musa and they grow closer, eventually fighting tooth and nail to have eachotherās backs. I know this is fanfiction territory but I donāt like how the threat of genociding humans was brushed off while the wizardsā treason and sending Nabu into a coma was treated like blasphemy (which I mostly blame the writers for killing him off tbh)
Basically the enemies to lovers dynamic opens for a lot of character growth and thus better dynamics for them. Not to mention it being very interesting overall when done right.
But Harper, why would they even like each other?
While I canāt give a direct reason my answer lies within the other characters. Itās well known Riven and Musa are very shitty to each other, with how Musa sets up too many expectations on Riven whoās new to dating, and Rivenās jealousy and insulting his gfās special talent. The others also push them to be together when we all know where this is goingā¦ Anyway, Musa has said before she needs someone to support her but itās obvious she likes bad boys. Well, if you think about it Gantlos fits her type perfectly. Again heās stoic and a jerk at times but if youāre someone heās close to heāll show you he cares. I mean, his concern over Duman is why people shipped them so I can see him comforting Musa when sheās sad or scarred. And hereās a bonus, the reason she gets back with Riven every time is because heās brave and strong and able to protect her. Guess who stopped the metro to protect his friend despite it possibly costume both their lives: GANTLOS! Sheād be head over heels for him if he was a good guy!
For Gantlos youāll have to bear with me here. Iāve noticed in the show heās not respected on the same level as the other wizards: Ogron acknowledging his ideas ONLY after heās proven wrong, Anagan saying he may have lost his mind and Duman insisting heās wrong in Episode 16 (god I need to make a rant post about this someday). And since Musa can listen to the song in his heart and empathize with him sheād maybe treat him better and with the respect he wants. Maybe they get closer and he starts to have romantic feelings towards her and wants to stay by her side to protect Musa.
The Dynamic:
I should walk you guys through the dynamic we cooked up tho. Gantlos is obviously the jaded and stoic guy to contrast with Musaās more āromanticā and snarky vibe. Even if Gantlos is evil heās shown to have a soft side mainly for the people he cares for. Musa would tease him about having a soft side which he would deny until he caves in. I doubt Gantlos would be a pro at talking about his feelings, stumbling on his words and downplaying it, which doesnāt work on Musa since she can read the song in his heart (remember how that was established in one of the movies?) And with both of them being aloof or giving off that vibe even if they prefer to be alone they can be alone together, like two introverts getting hyped about each other.
Of course I canāt ignore the fact they would also argue and fight, Gantlos calling out Musaās bad traits while Musa insists heās not being good and heās still a villain. Itād be rocky and theyād both be stubborn, but I think Gantlos calling Musa out would open her eyes to the fact sheās also to blame, while Gantlos gets talked by Ogron or Anagan that he was being too harsh on a lady. They talk it out in a healthy manner and no drama is dragged out for about 15 episodes.
Dates/Hobbies ideas (a lot of headcanon territory here)
In terms of dates I think itād range from fun, to chill, to spicy. I can see them just hanging out by themselves listening to music together in a park or Musaās room. With their more aloof nature they would probably do things like stargazing when itās peaceful and nobodyās around, opening up about issues they have while the other comforts them.
I headcannon each wizard knows how to play an instrument and Gantlos does the electric guitar which is why he can summon seismic waves and has similar powers to Musa (sound waves, seismic waves, ya know). So he can jam out on a guitar while Musa sings to the melody or sing a song to her. Yes I also think he can sing, but the other characters assume the opposite because of his constant yelling, so him and Musa could duet (and they seal it with a kiss cause dhskdjsj itās perfect that way)
Restaurants would be nice. I doubt Gantlos eats much, same for the other wizards, so heād scarf down anything and wait for Musa to finish afterwards.
They could brush each otherās hair, maybe Gantlos braids Musaās hair if she wants. Musa could also give him a massage whenever cause he needs it.
And lastly I donāt really talk about steamy stuff but Iām 90% sure theyāre both freaky switches.
Marriage? Child?
Sorry but I canāt see them married, but thatās because Iām not big on marriages. But either way Gantlos is definitely moving from the sewers to her house and maybe has to work on his criminal record to get her dadās blessing. I can imagine them having a mesh between a rock concert and the typical wedding stuff for theirs.
Iām also not a fan of fanchilds cause I can easily see the characters being reduced to āmom and dadā but maybe thatās a me problem. Iād imagine they have a daughter whoās very punk/rebel and sheād be a guitarist whose weapon is the same guitar she uses for her rock album.
The End
So far thatās all I have to say about this ship. Maybe Iāll talk about how Riven could factor into this or the tragedy of it all if it follows the cannon ending of Gantlos being stuck in a frozen hellscape after betraying Musa, her friends and the Earth fairies. But otherwise let me know that you think in the Reblogs and Iād appreciate anyone sharing this post because I feel like Synthwave would be a fire crackship.
Otherwise Iāll see you guys next Wednesday, buh-bye!
#donāt mind me ranbling about my crackship#i just love them so much together and need to post my fanart of them#winx club#winx season 4#winx musa#winx gantlos#rambles#txt
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i hate to be a hater but hereās a little yap about ep 6 of the pjo tv show
- i was soooo disappointed in this episode! i literally got bored halfway through LMAO and kept getting distracted which was so upsetting!! because the lotus hotel is one of my favourite chapters of the lightning thief!!
- starting from the beginning; i wish wish wish that weād gotten the āyouāre my friend, seaweed brain - anymore stupid questions?ā moment because i just love that moment
- but if they werenāt going to give that moment to us surely they couldāve at least given us?? something??
- instead of just lukeās fan service-y āold married couple lineā
- i also think the whole the trio things tlt is clarisse thing is just?? underwhelming. the show hasnāt done a very good job at making us really understand the stakes here!!! it feels like theyāre just fucking around and i donāt like it!! like they literally missed the deadline!! and that didnāt even feel like a big deal!! that shouldāve felt earth shattering!!
- also where was the zebra. where was percy being able to talk to the zebra :(
- i wish also that theyād done more with grover in the start of this ep - they couldāve showed us his character rather than just giving us a massive exposition dump
- the EXPOSITION!! i was fine with it in the first few episodes, bc like the book isnāt exactly perfect with exposition either but itās actually getting to a point where i think itās taking me out of the story!
- why why why did they skip the lotus hotel stuff??? omg! i can understand some of the other changes (e.g. waterland) but the lotus stuff wouldāve translated soo perfectly to screen!! it wouldāve been such a good way to build tension without having the characters ohtroght saying to the audience āthis is the lotus hotel. time doesnāt move properly here, and if youāre not careful you can forget who you are.ā
- i still canāt believe that they didnāt adapt the book this chapter! it wouldāve been so perfectly suited for screen! this tv show also has a tension/stakes problem so it wouldāve been a great way to help fix that
- also theyāre meant to be TWELVE ! ofc they come across a hotel with infinite food and games and money and love it! the whole point is that across the series weāll see them grow and become more wary of these things! i could understand why they made the change with medusa, but them knowing what they were walking into here just felt like such a boring choice
- and if nothing else the lotus hotel episode should not be boring!!
- also why are we talking about may castellanš¤Øthe reason it has so much impact in the og series is because youāre putting these pieces together and then it all just hits you
- but here itās just likeā¦
- and hermesā! i donāt have an issue if they wanted to include hermesā in this scene - cancel me but i think lmm lowkey ate - but i donāt understand why they would do it in this very expositiony way. and are we not meant to think that hermesā is neglecting luke too?? at least until som?? if i was writing this and i reallly wanted to include hermesā, i feel like there are sooo many different ways to include him that wouldāve read sooo much better. still brainstorming what those ways are, but point still stands
- i did think the taxi scene was really funny tho sue me
i hate to be a hater because i really wanted to love this show! and i really did enjoy some specific moments and episodes! but i just wish theyād done a closer adaptation of the book - i think theyāre trying to do way too much way too soon and they need to just let the characters and the story breathe for a bit before trying to really go heavy in with all these really in your face themes and exposition
#pjo tv#percy jackson tv series#pjotv#pjo tv show#percy jackson#the lotus hotel and casino#ep 6: āwe bring a zebra to vegasā
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I feel like the pjo show isnāt what I thought it would be at all, like they changed a lot of things, didnāt stick with the books(for the most part they tried), didnāt really pace it well(it was either rushed or slow but at the wrong times) and honestly it wasnāt that good to me. I feel like maybe Iām a bad person for thinking that the people playing these characters just arenāt it, liek clarisse for example, she was described to be this tough, unconventionally attractive girl who is (frankly) buff and strong physically but in the show(and no hate to Dior) sheās not buff, sheās not big, sheās skinny and conventionally attractive. And I feel like thatās, disappointing. Like finding girl characters who are not conventionally attractive and/or arenāt skinny/pretty is so hard already and now clarisse is this skinny, conventionally attractive girl and so Iām left with thoughts like āam I the bad guy for feeling this way?ā āIs it me whoās the problem?ā
so, I just feel like maybe Iām weird for feeling this way. Maybe me thinking(oh Rick said heād stick by the books so he will) was a stupid thought because he obviously didnāt and whenever I even think of saying āthis isnāt like the books.ā I can literally taste the massive swarm of people telling me āwell Rick himself is directing thisā āwhy donāt you like the show itās literally so goodā āyou just donāt like it because youāre racistā and now Iām left with feeling like a bitch and a fool and now Iām getting gaslighting into making myself think that the show did stick by the books and that nothing important changed-š¦
I disagree with the characters part just because I think as long as they embody the essence of the character theyāre fine and everyone casted did a really good job at that.
As for everything else I totally agree and tbh I found the show boring. It was only faithful in some aspects but itās lost its charm. The changes that they made (most of them) make no sense to the plot and seem unnecessary. Somethings that were taken out to make room for new/changed scenes really were just disappointing. The random info dumps that happened had me like ???? Cause half of the stuff isnāt known till like 3-5 books and for good reason. Like learning about May castellen this early literally spun me on my head. And I saw someone talk about how thereās some things that they info dumped about but not enough that youād be able to understand without reading the books and just general stuff thrown in without explaining significance. And they just took out most everything that made the series lovable. The humor MIXED with the danger, the way things intermingled with the human world (the underworld having an entrance in a recording studio as a nod to the evil in Hollywood, Charon being this fun guy who loves luxurious Italian suits and is underpaid, there being an E-Z line in the underworld. Stuff like that). I know they could fit EVERYTHING in but the stuff that they couldāve put in the they omitted for other stuff just seemed like a sloppy attempt at a rewrite.
And how fast they figured everything out completely threw me off. It takes away the stakes. I understand everyoneās arguments of āofc they know about the myths and stuff they grew up with it they arenāt dumbā but thatās the thing. In the books the whole point is that they knew about this stuff and they still got caught off guard with the way the monsters adapted to the human world. That and the mist which canonically can affect demigods a bit too. It made it gripping how they had to use their brains to forcefully push through the mist and find a way out. And they are twelve years old on a quest not even a grown man can handle l, theyāre stressed, theyāre tired, theyāre hungry, it makes MORE sense thatād they fuck up a bit and be off their game.
Iām gonna stop before I make this a novel. But I agree it fell flat and itās very disappointing but kudos to the actors cause they did amazing with what they had to work with.
#evangelineshifts Ėāąæą»ā#š¦ anon#angel messages šŖ½āØ#reality shifting#shiftblr#desired reality#shifting#quantum jumping#shifting realities#shifters#shifter#shifting to pjo#pjo show crit
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We've angered enough gods, lol. I think there's only... one that's on our side right now??? Anyways, MILD GALE and MASSIVE GONDIAN/IRONHAND GNOMES SPOILERS BELOW.
Welcome to the anxiety club!
PFFFT. Mood.
Astarion, you literally gave up the chance to be a Vampire Ascended. What are you talking about???
OH SHIT GORTASH. HEY. HI. SORRY I MISSED YOUR ORDINATION CEREMONY. MY BADS. HONESTLY HAD NO IDEA WHERE IT WAS TAKING PLACE BECAUSE OF HOW SIDETRACKED AND DISTRACTED I GOT. HOW'S IT GOING??? WASN'T EXPECTING TO SEE YOU HERE.
Alskjfldkjfldkjfldk, I was so tempted to go with number three. I love that it's even an option. You can see Astra contemplating the pros and cons of telling him to "f" off.
OMELUUM!??? BUDDY!??? YOU'RE HERE!??? WHY ARE YOU HERE!???
So many surprise encounters and I'm just trying to finish my massive list of sidequests.
Anyways, long story short I freed all but one of the hostages- that one was killed on his way running out by the enemies. Astra and Wyll were also... blown up, because Astra died and Wyll wouldn't have made it out. Omeluum got Karlach out just in time. Astarion was the first to reach the ladder.
All the baddies decided they were gonna gang up on my girl. T_T It was very rude of them. Poor Karlach had to do all the lockpicking. I had to keep reloading so she could roll natural twenties because she needed a 25. RIP. I probably could have restarted and sent Astarion that way instead, but, well, it's fine.
Everything's fine.
Poor Astarion. I find it absolutely hilarious that the game put him in charge since Astra was out of commission. Just, oh, what's that? Your wife died? Your turn to hold the braincell, then!
Imagine him getting up to the submarine and waiting for everyone to hurry up, and Karlach and Omeluum appearing- but Astra and Wyll are nowhere to be seen, and Karlach is like, "I tried to help her, but the bastards shot her back down! Before I could try to carry her and Wyll, squiddie over here teleported me."
Omeluum: "A thank you for saving your life would have sufficed..."
And the prison is already exploding so Astarion has no choice but to maneuver the submarine to safety.
WITHERS, PLEASE, MAN IS TRYING TO REVIVE HIS WIFE. BESIDES, HE'S MOST LIKELY GREY-ACE, ANYWAY. LEAVE HIM ALONE.
Astarion did not wake up this morning thinking he was going to have to revive Astra and Wyll.
I've.... never actually had to revive a character yet. I've always been able to "help" them back up, so Withers and the twenty Revivify Scrolls I have were just... chilling all seventy hours of my playthrough so far. Huh.
ONWARDS TO THE FACTORY.
BADA BOOM, BABY!!!!
Gods, I can't stand this asshole. Genuinely regret saving him.
YOU TELL HIM!!!! GO OFF, KINGS!!!
I am... so proud of Barcus right now, oh my gods. This is so satisfying. Finally he's breaking things off with that toxic genocidal asshat. I knew it was too much to expect an apology from Wulbren, but for Barcus to call him out on his bullshit and dump his sorry ass??? PERFECTION. I love this gnome so much. He does his best.
DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE LAY A HAND ON MY BOY BARCUS WROOT. I WILL FIREBALL AND MAGIC MISSILE YOUR FACE IN, WULBREN. KARLACH WILL CLEAVE HER AXE THROUGH YOUR SKULL.
HA!
BARCUS, MY BOY!!!!!!!!! I AM SO PROUD OF YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!!
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10, 17, 20 for the dbh ask!
10. Least favorite trope?
i dont know if i would say it's my least favorite, but it's the first one that popped into my head as a brainrotted hankcon shipper lmaoāwhen connor is portrayed as a lil helpless baby uwu bean who suddenly becomes essentially hank's maid post-revolution, and when hank is suddenly completely cured of his alcohol dependence once connor moves in/they get together. i want that man to WORK FOR IT, "it" being a healthier life and actual coping skills with his grief. and i'm a big believer in connor being a badass "adult man" who really doesnt need anyone's help but just likes hank with him because of what they went thru together, and they grow from there into something more.
granted, i do understand that we're all just. having fun with fictional characters and slapping these barbies together in whatever ways makes us happiest. so i could sit here and go off on how incorrect it feels to their characters, but i dunno. it doesnt really matter how "canon" it is, it's all just for funsies, so. kind of a weird thing to toe the line between š
17. Favorite moments of each playable character?
ooo this is a good one. again, im a brainrotted hankcon shipper, so it's gonna be hard to choose just one with hank and connor haha. probably my favorite with connor is when he's dragging hank to the bathroom to "sober him up" just because they're both such ASSHOLES to each other LMAO, just completely fed up with the other's shit. hank is just a grumpy bitch who wants to wallow in self pity, so even when drunk off his ass he's still putting up a fight with connor by grabbing the doorway to stop connor from taking him further into the bathroom and then straight up trying to walk away from the bathtub. connor is so done with hank holding him back from doing his goddamn all important mission, so when he finally gets the (probably freezing) water going, he deadass just stands there and watches hank flail around for an extra second. JUST to be an ass to hank for being an ass to him. it's SO funny how the two of them are constantly butting heads and then end up basically trauma bonded anyways by the end of the game lmao
if it counts, my favorite kara moment would probably be her realizing she's merchandise in that one short video back in like,, what was it, 2012? 2014? that was sort of the first rendition of an idea for the dbh universe. just, her realizing she's a product and not a person and then begging for her life was REALLY moving, valorie curry's acting there was fuckin top notch. but that's not really part of the game itself, so. hmm. i really love when they're at the amusement park and finally find a place to stay to ride out the storm, but the door is covered in wooden planks that have been nailed in, and (ignoring the fact that there's no reason to assume kara wouldnt have standard android strength and find this action quite easy) kara's this tiny little android trying to rip off the planks, and then big ass luther is just like. allow me. im literally made for this shit. and yoinks em off like they're nothin LMAO. that was the very specific moment i fell in love with luther and wanted him and kara and alice to stay together FOREVER
and for markus, i mean, i GOTTA go with the scene where he goes through the passageway of hands and other android parts in the junkyard. or really just the first scene in it where you take off your bad leg and find another compatible one and the realization sets in that you're in a massive landfill of body parts, and markus has been dumped into a situation where he has to dig through dead and dying people of his own species and take their parts to save himself. the first time i watched it, i literally gasped and covered my mouth with my hand and teared up. it's HORRIFIC, the idea of being in a giant pile of half alive creatures to be forgotten about as you have to take bits of those half alive creatures to attach to your own self to survive. you're now made up of multiple other dead people. it's fucking nightmarish, and the first half of that level is such a punch in the gut. fantastic story telling there
20. What were the hardest decisions/actions in each character's story for you?
oh man so TECHNICALLY i have never actually played the game myself LMAO. i'm just not a gamer, i'm in this for the characters and the shit they have to endure in the story. but i imagine the answer is the same for all of them with being mean to the companions in each story haha. getting hank to the point where he finally uses his gun on himself, making kara leave alice at the "recycling" camp, and i guess markus doing peaceful protests even tho that means soooo many more androids die from his inaction.
thanks for the ask!!
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contributing to the autistic beatrice & lilith agenda, bealil are just the āme and the bad bitch i pulled by being autisticā meme except theyāre both autistic and the bad bitches
i've literally been thinking about this all day u are so right i mean separately they both have so much game. good god. but also 0 swag.
we have lilith who is being mostly accidentally rude to everyone & so profoundly touch-starved she looks thirsty even in comparison to tantalus. she has that ianthe tridentarius flair for the dramatic which is an almost inexplicably cringefail kind of drama. like just a mythically bad sense of when it's the appropriate time to do or say literally anything.
she's hot but there's absolutely no point to it because she pretty much only excels at dragging around dead things (including herself in that category) and being a Massive Fucking Problem for No Reason
meanwhile we have beatrice. the kind of person who grows up thinking that if heaven exists it's definitely just a really big library with a buffet table (in her case, this buffet table is stocked with little chocolate pudding cups and very cold water).
she knows Facts & it's lilith's problem because nothing makes beatrice happier than 1. hitting things and 2. info-dumping sotto voce & lilith is amazing at 1. being hit with things and 2. sitting there listening to beatrice talk.
so the batshit bullshit they have going on is just ridiculously compatible
but also when you put them together the Dumb Bitch language barrier is so absolute that they both end up swagless and pathetic and wet with blood but also utterly convinced that the other person has been bamboozled out of recognising their innate Badness.
bealil is incredible because it's like no they cannot talk to each other but no they don't NEED to talk to each other. these bitches are psychically linked they have history they were ex-girlfriends before they were girlfriends. beatrice is good at talking and blind to her own needs but hyper-aware of lilith's. meanwhile lilith is BAD TERRIBLE AWFUL at talking but good at listening (to beatrice, only) and again could be bleeding from the eyes and not notice but is capable of gauging with one glance how many hours of sleep beatrice has had.
what i'm saying is that beatrice is the library and lilith is the buffet table and they don't really think that heaven exists anymore but they've kind of blundered their way into making a heaven out of each other and it's really just girlfailure central but also they're fucking profoundly good for each other and also yes they're also both wearing the 'me and the bad bitch i pulled by being swagless and autistic' shirt
#bealil#i will die on any hill but i'll be prometheus on the bealil hill#i just think that their dynamic is spotless incredible just absolutely soaking wet with blood#and they both autistic coming from someone who has a double-ditch thing going on of#rude dramatic bitch & ALSO guest-lecturer in every conversation chocolate pudding addict bitch#the autism yoda voice is strong with this one AND with this one#lilith like 0-0 whenever beatrice says anything. like yes tell me about some stupid shit again haha your so sexy#just the bad bitches and their autism uwu#autistic beatrice#autistic lilith#casper writes
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doing this on my private acc so i don't get harassed lmao this fandom is actually wild
Im trying SO hard to watch tsbs but I feel like there's so many missed oppurtunities and it's pissing me off š
Lunar and Helpi getting together. At first, they like each other for stupid reasons (simliar colors) but THEN as time goes on, they actually develop genuine love for each other. Of course, I still ship Gemini and Lunar but it would've been crazy to see Lunar and Helpi.
Actually, getting a good version of Bloodmoon. If Eclipse, the person who literally started most of the mess in The Sun and Moon Show (and even some stuff in other shows), has a good version then Bloodmoon should too. I even have an idea! Basically, Bloodmoon actually takes the help of Sun. At first, he's a bit reluctant because bro literally KILLED him but he warms up. He gets a hold of his urges to kill by watching things like Happy Tree Friends or playing games like Naughty Bear. While that is happening, Moon is working on his code, so he doesn't have to suffer anymore. In the daycare, his role wouldn't be taking care of children, but simply guarding the daycare.
SolarFlare. Literally just SolarFlare. Also Ver2(?) Eclipse. I wish we got more stuff on SolarFlare and Ver2 Eclipse. Before they died, Eclipse was genuinely going on a redemption arc and not on this forced one. SolarFlare was getting a personality! SolarFlare would've been good friends with Jack and Dazzle. THE POTENTIAL IS DRIVING ME CRAZYYYY
I love tsbs but BROOO IM GOING CRAZY. If yall got any ideas for missed tsbs opportunities, reblog this post and share them with me! Because I only talked about tsams lmao.
Anyways, i gotta take a MASSIVE DUMP. Bye.
#sun and moon show#tsams#tsbs#eaps#laes lunar#tsams rant#tsbs rant#rants#yapping#professional yapper
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My thoughts on Kamala/Walz and Palestine involve the Absolute Pants Shitting amount of propaganda and ignorant adoration of genocide by so fucking many, and that Biden was weak as shit while Kamala/Walz feels like they're playing the game and aiming for the end while Biden just told Israel "Yeah sure I'll lie about headless israeli babies that you'll eventually make out of palestinian babies."
Straight up feels like they know they can't just come out and say "Genocide Bad No Matter Who" or risk an absolute plummet in every possible sector, that'a not including the media either who'd flip so damn hard on her for daring to say Genocide Bad No Matter Who.
Seriously I wouldn't flub this election up pointing out the moral obvious when half of all dems, and all but 10 politicians (all dem it was bipartisan that Genocide Good) are just so extatic to defend a Genocide. Imo, and it's all we'll have mind you, an opinion, they'll make progress. Biden, most dems and all but 10 dem politicians, and Dump, are on the same level on this issue.
Just saying, she's talking with groups and called for ceasefires. Biden lied every fucking time Israel shot up a hospital or school or church on christmas, without an ounce of scrutiny, simply regurgitated horrific propaganda that instantly backfired literal days to weeks after the lie.
Kamala hasn't. Not as hard at least, since running as pres. Our efforts are being heard and it's why I fucking lost all respect for anyone who chooses not to accept the reality of Genocide Bad No Matter Who just to feel safer in an election with a guy WE ALL TOLD YOU WAS SHIT and lo and behold? He was! Just not as shit as dump, his literal, only legacy and reason to vote for him.
When even Kamala is doing more than you fucks, I don't want to hear aaaanything ya got to say on any issue. Dems being radically republican about EASILY SOURCED INFORMATION will never not be such a Permanent massive fucking turn off to the entire dem party for me.
Imagine pushing away potential dem voters because you refuse to call a Genocide Bad, while Kamala is making progress to stop it, progress that ya'll sabotaged the absolute whole entire god damn way up every step of the way not missing one potential beat.
Fuck off Pro-Genociders, yur shite and almost cost us the election. Thank fuck for Kamala, and Genuinely not any one of you weak genocide enablers.
#israel#palestine#they always want to accuse Anti-Genociders of being republicans in disguise and you have to understand at a ball game I'd puke on you#I'd puke#Not apologise#sit back down#and stare at you til you left#How the fuck are you a Dem when you do Absolutely No Fucking Research What So Fucking Ever???????#THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH FUCKING FOOTAGE AND VIDEO#You're gonna pretend every single fucking thing is Hamas this and Hamas that#Good god you're incapable of rationalizing or leveling anything in your minds#a fucking terrorist group Israel Made through Oppression and Terrorism is not nearly as worth scrutiny as the country#that is still to this day#making more terrorist groups by being terrorists#I've yet to see any anti-genocider even acknowledge Israel's primary religion because Genocide Bad No Matter Who#It really is the easiest fucking side to pick and for some reason calling a Genocide a Genocide is bad#but only when dems do it!!! See if Dump did it#that's not HIS fault it's republicans! And now we can say Genocide Bad but not the rest of it!!!#Gotta store that V card for later! Fucking larping losers#Everytime I see one of these dumb mother fuckers talk it sounds like I'm on r/conservative#they throw out utter bullshit and act confused why people don't just shut up and get in line#Maybe because that's hella republican? Like undeniably republican. Like. Look out the window and see the sky is blue#levels of ease and understanding#Quit larping and start god damn researching#you look like 14yo edgy atheists questioning how anyone could believe such nonsense#Go Fucking Research#politics
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Things have been weird since I sucked off that big brute of a guy a couple weeks ago. All I can think about is sex. Not that I didnāt think about sex a lot before then. But it consumes my mind now.
But thatās not allā¦ When the big bear of a man pulled me into the back room I was a bit disgusted by him. A sweaty, hairy, lunk of a man that Iād never seen before at the bar. Yet here I was, getting face fucked by this ape. I have to admit he had a huge cock, but I was hoping to get more than a little back room fun.
He wasnāt exactly gentle either. He held my head firmly with his thick-fingered hands. Using my mouth as a receptacle. I was literally a cum dump for him. When he finally shot his wad, I couldāve sworn he started mumbling the words Iām sorry over and over again. What the hell?
A couple days later I woke up with some raging morning wood. I jerked off a couple times that morning. Finally getting it to ease up I was able to get dressed and get to work. Every guy that walked by my cubical had my attention. Short. Tall. Thick. Twinkish like me. All of them. I found myself day dreaming of their cocks. At one point I caught myself rubbing my own cock through my pants.
I went to the executive restroom and beating off in there. I was so horny. What I also noticed was how dark the hair around my dick seemed. I presumed it was the lighting but it definitely looked darker than my normal blonde pubes.
A couple days later, after waking up rock hard and jacking off, I noticed my twinkish body was a bit hairier. Normally I wouldāve taken great care to manscape, but running my hands across all this new hair made my cock hard again.
It was a little over a week, and I was sitting at my desk, day dreaming of my officemates, when my āwork wifeā commented on liking my new hair color. Adding that I mustāve stepped up my game at the gym because I was finally putting on some muscle weight. What the fuck? I was proud of my lean body. But sure enough my biceps did fill out my sleeves and then some. My pecs felt like two massive slabs of meat under the fabric of my shirt. I could also feel copious amounts of hair there as well.
I left work saying I was sick. Really I just couldnāt wait to get home and strip naked to explore my body. Something was happening. Maybe that bear at the bar knew what was going on.
I never made it to the bar though. I got home and once I saw my body in the mirror I immediately started to rub my cock. Before long I shot a huge volley of ropey cum on to the mirror. I told myself Iād go look for the man, but feel asleep and didnāt want up til the next morning.
I didnāt even have to think about work, I called out sick. The secretary barely recognized my voice. I didnāt know what the fuck she was talking about. This has always been my voice.
I reeked. I smelled of BO and sex. My chest was a matter mess of hair from where it was apparent Iād shot another load. Was I masturbating in my sleep now. It did feel good when I stroked my cock. It wouldnāt surprise me if I did. My cock has a mind of its own some days. Clearly today was gonna be one of those days.
I got in the shower and started to lather up. So much hair. I was certain I didnāt used to look like this, but it seemed like a distant memory. As I sudsed up my cock I knew that this bear dick needed attention. I grunted with each stroke. Pretty soon I was thrusting hard in the air. My hand was a poor substitute for an ass or mouth.
I stood in front of the mirror admiring my stocky, hirsute form. Iād do me. Hell, I kind of did in the shower. I needed to fuck. Getting fucked might have been fine in the past. But what I was craving wasnāt going happen from having a dick up my ass. I need to feel my cock in someone.
I didnāt want to put on clothes. I just stared at my form. Looking at the clothes in my closet then seemed different in a way that was like a foggy almost forgotten reason.
I put on a pair of well worn jeans, sleeveless shirt, because who doesnāt want to see these beastly arms? I headed out. It wasnāt until I got into my Jeep that I realized I wasnāt sure where I was headed. I was just driving. I drove around for a while before decided to head to the lake. There was always one or two pervs a looking for dick to suck.
I had no problem getting my rocks off by face fucking a guy. He started to tell me he was married and about his wife not knowing. I didnāt give two shits. He wanted to suck a dick and I needed my dick sucked. For someone who claimed he was straight he had a pretty talented tongue.
Heading back to my place my clothes felt tight. Like I could hulk out of them at any moment. I got home and unbuttoned my shirt and pants and laid back in the couch. Stroking my cock was all I could do anymore. My dick had my attention all the time it seemed. I let out a deep roar as I shot a load on to my chest and almost over my head. I basked in the afterglow for a bit before my hand slid up to me chest and rubbed my seed in to my thick black fur.
I knew that would draw some attention at the bar later. Some pig would smell the sex on me and would follow me home. Speaking of the bar. It was a bit early but I could use a cold one.
I saddled up ik my new Harley. I remember how proud I was when I traded in my Jeep and bought my bike. It seems like only yesterday. Again that foggy feeling came over me. Probably just because itād been so long since I had a beer. I was jonesing.
At the bar there were a few guys who might turn out to be good prospects. There was one guy in particular, a big burly bear like me. He kept eyeing me from across the room. Did we fuck at some point. I donāt remember him, but that doesnāt mean anything lately. My memory has been shit. He made his way across the bar and stepped up next to me.
He was a handsome guy. Big arms. Hairy chest. He was packing too. His bulge was obscenely large. Did I suck him off? He seems so familiar. Nah. Couldnāt be. Iām more likely to get sucked. Unless I was feeling unusual and he was just that charming.
The guy nudged me, and gestured to a couple of twinks just walking in. He told me they look like fun and that we should give them some attention. I agreed. We bought a couple drinks for them. Chatted them up for a bit. Mack was a good wingman. Not hat I needed it. These two boys were all over us. I knew that leaving my cum in my chest would do the trick. Speaking of doing tricks. Mack said it was time. It was coming back to me now. This is what Mack did to me. Taking me to the back room. Feeding me his cock, rathe forcefully if I recall. He apologized. I donāt know what the fuck for. He has always been a great friend. We love finding guys together. Divide and conquer he would always say.
As I fucked this skinny boys face it came over it me what I was doing. This man would never be the same again. Just like I was never the same again. But I felt great. Who wouldnāt want to feel like Mack and I do? After Mack and i finished up we headed back to our home. My husband was a sexy fucker. Oddly enough sex just made him hornier. He was insatiable. We were barely home and he grabbed a couple cigars from the humidor. Lit them and gave one to me. We sat there on the couch watch porn, puffing away on our cigars, and jacking our cocks.
When we were both good and wound up I offered up my ass to Mack. He was the one hairy fucker that would tuck this hairy fucker. The reverse was true too. Sure weād have the occasional playmate, but they always got fucked.
Maybe those two cubs in the making would be over later next week for round two.
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Overanalyzing hollow knight characters episode 1: Hornet
Hi I don't know how to write intros but I've had SO MANY THOUGHTS about this game for the longest time and with the encouragement of my friend I'm here to dump them on this wonderful website! This is the first of hopefully multiple posts in this style with hopefully different characters and hopefully different games or shows I enjoy.
DISCLAIMER(s)!!
1. There will (obviously) be spoilers in this, if you haven't at least watched a summary and/or don't want to be spoiled I highly recommend clicking off and coming back later when you're up to date!
2. English is not my first language and I am slightly dyslexic AND I tend to ramble so I'm sorry if any of that shines through, I'll do my best to reread and cut out unnecessary parts but some might slip through so I apologize in advance.
3. I tend to read into characters wayyy too much, especially characters I like, so some of this might tread into headcanon territory even though I'll have a headcanon section at the bottom for that. Also I consume way too much fan media so that might skew my view on things too.
And last but not least 4. REMEMBER this is 100% my opinion, not law. This is just how I interpreted the character's overall arc and it's by no means canon, I'm just sharing my silly little thoughts on silly little fictional pixels on my screen, I'd love to hear what you think or if you want to add onto anything I said!
With all that out of the way let's start with probably my favorite character in this entire game, Hornet! <3
When I first got introduced to Hollow Knight it was through some challenge videos I believe, I heard of the game before but it didn't seem like something I would be interested in (spoiler alert I was wrong). As I kept diving down the rabbit hole I found myself getting more and more fascinated with the lore and especially with Hornet but it wasn't until my own playthrough that I crowned her as my favorite.
On the surface Hornet already has a lot of traits I really enjoy in a character. She can be sassy (as shown in the Silksong trailers which fdjhkfdjhksjkfd yes), she can be cold but she can also show kindness and gentleness every now and then.
Being the daughter of the Pale King but not ever receiving royal treatment from the bugs of Hallownest, having Deepnest's queen as her mother but being forced to leave her home due to the infection and never having a parental figure besides...Midwife...if you can count her as "motherly", all these shaped her into a powerful, agile but most of all determined bug that wants to get rid of the Radiance for good even though she's aware she doesn't have the means for it.
Her meeting the player character (who I'll call little knight for the rest of this post for the sake of simplicity + it's cute) is completely by chance, might be her first chance at "recruiting" a vessel in years, she has no way of knowing if she'll ever have this chance again. This might be her only shot at protecting the kingdom and her home, uncovering its secrets, basically fulfilling her life's goal! What will she do??? Befriend it, help it and defeat the Radiance with the power of friendship????????
Of course not, you've played this game you know exactly what happened.
Hornet attacks the little knight with little to no hesitation with OBVIOUS intent to kill (see: the dead vessel that's literally in the arena) despite this being a massive risk. She's dedicated, she knows that if the vessel is too weak nothing will work, she puts her desire to quickly solve the problem behind her and does what she thinks is best for the kingdom, trying to see if the vessel is strong enough to not only replace the Hollow Knight, but maybe even destroy the infection. She's been at this for so long, she has probably killed or seen so many other vessels getting killed and she knows they're not infinite but she still takes the risk and thinks of a farther future.
As the game progresses, her attitude slowly changes. While she never outright states this as far as I know, she doesn't treat the little knight as her sibling, downright pitying it for its heritage. But I think she starts to sympathize for it. They have the same goal, and while Hornet maybe thought she would be the one to save Hallownest, she sees why that would never happen. So she starts to guide the knight, helping where she can in her own distant way.
She starts being more open, less formal and while she never fully lets her walls down, her dreamnail dialogue from right before the true ending Hollow Knight fight show her being hopeful. She doesn't outright say it but I know for a fact (I'm speculating) that no matter what would happen she would accept her fight with the infection being over, she would be thankful for the little knight and dare I say proud (let me have this it was the only thing I could think of while watching the true ending cutscene ueueueueue).
Besides the in game playable lore I wanna touch on something I noticed while staring at her wiki for the 7381297th time today, and that is how Hornet has a piece of every "region" with her (at least mentally) if you squint. This is rllllllly iffy but I thought it was poetic and this is mY POST AND I GET TO WRITE WHAT I WANT DAMMIT.
Anyway
She has a piece of deepnest, kingdom's edge, city of tears and crossroads + greenpath + queen's gardens through Herrah (her mother), Vespa (who she was trained by), the Pale King (her father) and the White Lady who isn't explicitly said to have met Hornet but she knew of her existence and of the Pale King's... liaison for lack of a better word. I'd like to think she was part of Hornet's childhood if only for a little bit because i think it's cute and it has no lore evidence besides something Team Cherry said on their kickstarter
Anyway this is getting dangerously close to headcanon territory so I should probably summarize all this lmao.
Overall, Hornet relies on herself. She's independent, she's motivated, she's strong, she's everything you'd expect from a perfect princess. But she's also sassy, she takes risks, she has growth and passion and wants to help and do her part. I love her sm. She is an ice princess but the ice can help protect small critters from the harsh winds of winter.
FROM HERE ON OUT I'LL START RANTING ABOUT MY HCS SO IF YOU DON'T CARE ABT THEM TY FOR READING THIS FAR ILY HAVE A GREAT DAY <3
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This. This entire video was the reason I wanted to make this. GOD. G O D. I KNOW IT HAS NO WAY OF BEING CANON BUT I ADORE IT???
Most of my hcs are gonna stem from this video so yeah watch it and like it and give it all the love it deserves.
I'd like to think that the Hollow Knight was some of the only family she had, even if it was only for a brief period of time. I'd like to think that one of the main reasons she wanted to get rid of the infection early on was to save her big brother. But as she grew up she realized that wouldn't be possible anymore. I think that was her tipping point, the thing that made her into the Hornet we know today.
I'd like to think that at the start she saw the vessels as pieces of her, potential siblings that could help her get her family back, that they could all be one big family. She loses that hope quickly until the little knight comes along. As she watches it walk around, discover the world with one goal in mind, she can't help but see herself when she was younger. She knows it won't make it out of this alive no matter what it does but she isn't sad. She knows this is what is supposed to be done. She knows that they'll be free of their cursed life once the fight is over. That doesn't mean she wants that. She tries to deny it but it can get lonely.
In the sealed sibling ending I'd like to think she feels guilty for becoming a dreamer but she knows she chose this path and she only hopes her mother can forgive her for it.
In the embrace the void ending when she readies her nail to fight the Hollow Knight I'd like to think some part of her is happy that it's alive, but she knows it's not the same as it was before.
I have more but I've been typing for an hour and my brain hurts and I can't think of them rn but I hope you enjoyed reading this! Lmk if you have any other ideas and I'll see you again when I have too much time on my hands<3
#silksong hornet#hornet#hollow knight hornet#hollow knight#i love hornet so much yall dont understand#silksong#Youtube
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