#not knowing it was ted who they are looking for

[gothamite-rambler]

Ted (holding a gun in front of Tim): Come with me, or I'll shoot.

Tim: Are you kidnapping me?

Ted: Yeah. If you do as I say, I’ll let you go once the ransom is paid.

Tim: It’s just you?

Ted: Yes. Look, I know one guy with a gun isn’t super intimidating in Gotham, but—

Tim: You can take me.

Ted (suspicious): What?

Tim: I usually don’t fight back when being taken, but the three idiots who used to kidnap me are finally in prison, and… I just need a break. I’m too tired to take the gun out of your hand and don’t feel like going back to work. Kidnap me.

Ted (lowering the gun slowly): Huh, sweet. Get in my car and relax. I’m not going to beat you up or anything since you’re being cooperative.

Tim nodded. Both men walked to the beat-up car in question, and Tim took a seat in the front. He yawned and handed Ted his phone.

Tim: So I can’t make any phone calls. If I get saved by an asshole in a motorcycle helmet, I’ll tell him to go easy on you.

Ted (sincere): That means a lot, dude.

[nthspecialll]

If you read the rdr2 newspaper you might have come across this artical talking about the Blackwater Athethics team going missing and funnily enough you can actually find them in the game. If you go to Tall Trees, just a little under the L's you will be able to find their bodies stuck in a mass grave, bags over their heads.

This is all fairly common knowledge when it comes to the world of rdr2 theories because they are in the center of one of those, that being that Edmund the serial killer killed them, and while I can see some very strong points in the arguments for this theory, there are also a few arguments against that bugs me.

I do not think that the Blackwater team died in 1899 when the news of their disappearence was announced in the newspaper. If they died in 1899 then their bodies, which you can first find in 1907, would be nothing but bones. Now why does that disprove that it is Edmund? Because the killer have to be avaliable to kill them in 1907, which Edmund nessesarily is not if you bring him in as Arthur in 1899, Arthur might even kill them before they go missing.

Edmund wants his bodies to be found. All three of the bodies that Edmund leaves in the game are out and out, they are a show, they are a scene, a play, he wants to show off his work. He writes things like "do you see?" "behold" and "look at my work" at the crime scenes in blood, that does not match up with these half buried bodies hidden away so well that I struggled finding them even knowing where they are.

He has never before killed so many people. The highest number of people Edmund has killed at once is one or two, why would he suddenly go for a whole team and how would he do that? they were last seen while they were out running on a field, how does one skinny man randomly kidnap so many athethes.

The bodies of the athelets are not mutilated other than two arms and a leg. Edmund is a man who enjoys watching other people suffer, he loves making obscure scenes and he loves the pain aspect of it, that is why he does it, for the pain. He cuts peoples heads off, lets their intestines fall out, hang them from their arms. This is too mild for him. We know that at some point he didn't mutilate folk but that was way back, likely in the beginning of his carrer which we know is years long, meaning if the Blackwater team is his, that is another couple of years to add on top of the already 8 years from 1899 and 1907.

Either way, that was about it, welcome to my ted talk.

[stereopticons]

On this Day in Schitt's Creek: February 26

2019

damaged goods [david/patrick, G, 1,136] by Thechargingsky

David Rose was damaged goods. Love wasn't in the cards for him.

Monday, 8:15 [david/patrick, E, 2,203] by orphan_account

High school isn't for everyone. Especially when you're newly broke, thousands of miles from home, and all out of friends.

The Art of Compromise [david/patrick, G, 1,755] by @mostlyinthemorning

David tells Stevie that he worries about how the need for compromise will affect his relationship with Patrick.

2020

A Brotherly Duty [david/patrick, G, 1,297] by @khughes830

The day after. Alexis needs someone who gets it, who also let someone go who was truly cared for. Patrick wants to help Alexis, as a good brother should do.

I put trust in you [david/patrick, G, 611] by bellalafrella

55: “I put trust in you.”60: “Just come here.”

I Will Listen, Tell It All [david/patrick, G, 2,407] by ryry_peaches

David and Patrick have a talk about keeping secrets and coming out. - "David, I —" "I'm talking now." David's voice is light, but firm in a way that David usually only gets about the store, or proper knitwear care, and Patrick lets his head fall back against David's chest. He's nervous, even though he knows he shouldn't be; he hates feeling out of control, hates having the serious conversations. "I don't expect your life story, but I need to know the things that pertain to me. Even if you think I won't like it."

I Wouldn't Hesitate At All [ted/alexis, T, 2,049] by @doublel27

Alexis is an actual Buzzfeed Girl Boss in LA when a familiar face shows up at her door.

If the Silence Takes You [david/patrick, M, 5,061] by ZeelosRN

Schitt's Creek is an effective if miserable place for a slightly-too-famous cat burglar to hide, until his detective nemesis catches up to him.

The Food of Love [ted/alexis, G, 470] by bigficenergy

Cafe Tropical mozzarella sticks have played such a role in the Rose kids’ love lives.

Wrestling with Angels [david/patrick, G, 924] by @mostlyinthemorning

David and Patrick have a conversation about the wedding. Coda to S6E8.

2021

Apollo and Artemis [david/patrick, T, 2,732] by @swiftlythebest

“How would you feel about adding a new addition to our family?” Patrick broached the subject over dinner one night, having made one of David’s favorite meals to make sure the topic would be brought up while he was happy. He paused with a bite on the way to his mouth, face playing out a whole movie’s worth of emotions. Patrick's suggestion for a new addition to the Rose/Brewer cottage is a bit different than David had thought but ultimately not unwelcome.

are we willing to take the next step? [david/patrick, G, 2,494] by budd

David tells Patrick he's ready for a new addition to the Rose-Brewer family byway of a furry friend.

Care Bear [david/patrick, G, 1,315] by @rmd-writes

“Put away that Care Bear stare, Patrick.”“Care Bears? Really David?” “Shut up. Just stop doing that with your face, you know I can’t say no. I’ll stay. But don’t look at me.” aka David Rose isn't a good patient, but the Brewers do what the Brewers do best.

Czech Republic [jake/oc, T, 300] by Rosey_Peach

David Rose: King of Compromise [david/patrick, E, 9,716] by @beaiola

Patrick has been away for days and David is delighted to have him back. He is significantly less happy with the prize Patrick has brought back with him and now seems determined to display around their beautiful home. It may be one of the worst things he's ever seen but for Patrick, he will try to learn to live with it.

even if the sky is falling, i know that we'll be safe and sound [david/patrick, G, 300] by budd

Patrick calls David beautiful for the first time.

game on. [david/patrick, E, 758] by @blackandwhiteandrose

Patrick's watching the game. David is playing one.

Gonna Buy Me a Dog [david/patrick, T, 1,505] by @holmesapothecary

Five times David and Patrick look for a new addition to their family and one time it's complete

I Didn't Know it Was a Crush, David [david/patrick, T, 1,548] by Squigmistress

David and Patrick arrive home after The Premiere and David wants to talk more about some of the wild stuff Patrick said when he was high on pain meds. What he doesn't expect is Patrick's big, gay feelings. But damn, does he love him for it. OR Patrick needs emotional safety to process some feelings and, of course, David is more than happy to hold him through it.

I Don't Want to be That Guy (that makes you sad, makes you cry again) [david/patrick, M, 1,454] by m_a_d_a_s_r_a_b_b_i_t_s

This is quite dark so be careful please. Essentially, David and Patrick had a really intense BDSM scene, except Ray was about to get home and so David had to leave. Patrick goes into drop and then the next day David has to help him with it. PLEASE read the notes which will contain a disclaimer and trigger warnings.

imagine adventure, imagine a story untold [david/patrick, T, 4,682] by staystrange

If you had told pre-Schitt’s Creek David that he’d one day intentionally wake up at 3am so that he’d be able to set up a surprise for his husband in honor of their one-year wedding anniversary, he would have started laughing at “intentionally wake up at 3am” and never stopped. -or- David plans a surprise scavenger hunt for Patrick in honor of their first anniversary.

Of All the Street Corners... [david/patrick, T, 3,807] by @thesleepyskipper

When the building on the fourth corner of Schitt's Creek's main intersection comes up for lease, the town gets a new restaurant. A peek into how the other shop owners at the corner (well, primarily Twyla, David and Patrick) feel about the new addition.

Sight for Sore Eyes [david/patrick, G, 4,707] by bigficenergy

Patrick suspects that David needs reading glasses. David says he's fine. But something's been off since David came back from the optometrist...

Until Now Gives Way [david/patrick, T, 9,563, CW: self-harm] by elifisher96

After calling Toronto's suicide hotline, Patrick finds himself in inpatient care and struggles to accept it. Four years later in Schitt's Creek, David finds the one item Patrick kept from his stay in the hospital.

What's in a knit [david/patrick, G, 95] by Lilibel

Two men & one knit

2022

a united front [johnny/moira, G, 546] by @hullomoon

Shortly after arriving in Schitt's Creek, Johnny and Moira have a talk.

Courage, my word [david/patrick, T, 3,446] by @thesleepyskipper

The morning after hitting his head during a wild night at the club, David hears a voice singing to him. It takes some time before David comes to terms with his new normal, realizing that the songs exist only in his head and that no one else is able to hear them. Will he ever meet the man whose voice belongs to the beautiful music he hears in his head? And what does it all mean?

May Your Days Be Merry and Bright [david/patrick, T, 9,291] by @jettestar

An alternate universe version of the 1954 movie White Christmas where country rock singers Patrick Brewer and Twyla Sands meet the brother and sister act of David and Alexis Rose. They join David and Alexis on a trip home to Vermont, where they run into Maureen Budd, their old record producer, whose quaint country inn is failing. So what's the foursome to do but plan a yuletide miracle: a fun-filled musical extravaganza that's sure to put Maureen and her business in the black! And with Christmas magic comes Christmas romance, but not without miscommunications and problems along the way.

One Week in Paradise [david/patrick, E, 21,485] by @flowerfan2

It's a little over a year since their rom-com worthy reunion in the Milwaukee airport. Patrick is hiding something from David, and if he’s being honest, David’s hiding something too. It’s making them both miserable. When Marcy asks them to go to the Brewers’ house in Florida as a favor, David agrees. Maybe a week in the sunshine will help them find their way back to each other.

take me to that place where you always go [david/patrick, E, 2,850] by @simplymarleycat

Four months after the wedding, David goes to California to see his parents after the holidays, moping the whole time that Patrick can't come along too. Thank god for cell phones to keep these enamored newlyweds connected, even if things don't always go to plan.

2023

As We Sit By the Fire [david/patrick, G, 250] by @sspaz1000

David and Patrick snuggle under the covers by the firepit in the backyard.

Say, "Okay, David." [david/patrick, M, 4,010] by rosepose

"David first notices something is wrong when he says, 'I guess we’re…batting a thousand,' after selling out all the lip balms at the store. He’s sure he used it wrong, waits on an inhale for Patrick’s comeback. But it never comes." David finds out Patrick is depressed.

The Cast Party [david/patrick, M, 3,360] by @ficsfromabrokenchair

Months after the events of Mary Christmas, Baby!, David’s prep school wraps its spring musical. Ever the fond boyfriend, Patrick accompanies him to the cast party afterwards.

Stats:

No fanworks for 2017, 2018, or 2024 2019: 3 fics/5,094 words 2020: 7 fics/12,819 words 2021: 15 fics/44,976 words 2022: 5 fics/37,618 words 2023: 3 fics/7,620 words Total: 33 fics/108,127 words

[maybequinnidk]

2x19

the type of episode i like. all about the girls and a dude with a pretty sad backstory

shit it's "Alex" !!!!

maggie doing her job and being very good at it oh yay

kara comes in and becomes maggie's vulture oh no

17 HOURS??

"you never look before you leap" "because i can fly" i like that kara isn't on the right in this argument

mon-el shut up

also i like that maggie separates kara from supergirl. it's a nice touch to her character

lena has a ted talk ???? i desperately need to see it

"we could transport food and water [...] solve climate change" best billionaire to ever exist, except she doesn't exist

why are all the agents just like 🕴️🕴️🕴️

reading too much into things, identity edition: what happened between now and s4 that only like, 5 agents, other than alex and brainy, know kara is supergirl? did they all get fired? did they die. no one is trying to hide that at all... she literally just said word by word "they know kara danvers is supergirl" for everyone to hear, so what changed

"he met this horrible girl" "oh no who" "kara zor-el" "oh thank god, i thought you were going to say kara danvers"

lena should have stolen her

ok so saying "thank gods" is a giveaway to being an alien (you couldn't possibly be polytheistic) but "i flew here... on- on a bus" is totally normal?

losing-her-calm kara

the desperation. the stakes

OOOH that rick. from the s1 flashback

i thought kenny was her only friend back then, as brief as that was

they went dark with his character background

starting to think red kryptonite wouldn't do that much for her this season. she hasnt really been hiding her anger

people being able to lie counter: i should have started this one way earlier

reading too much into things, lena edition: she just wanted honesty and transparency i think and it just so happened that what rhea was hiding is that she's an alien. but the script communicated that poorly... if you only watch this one scene it's possible to misread the situation in a way that just makes lena look like a xenophobe: "you're an alien so i don't want to work with you" instead of "you were lying so i don't want to work with you". which is why it sounds so similar to what she will say to kara when they fight; it's not about being an alien, it's about being a liar

he did his research

smart and badass alex

smart and good cop maggie knowing how to read people and that there's more to the situation

smart rick. he really thought about all the possibilities

good cop/bad cop

i had so much hope they would be endgame 😭😭😭

this isn't really an entrance, you know

rhea is lucky that lena found it out this fast and by herself. imagine if she found out after they had been working together for 3 years and through her dying brother's last words

but maggie was right tho

i love the tension in this episode. have i said that already

crazy that the paragon of hope has gotten to a point where she needs a lesson on how to use her words

"are you okay?" "im not the one who just got blasted by her greatest weakness" "did they hurt you?" "who cares?!" "i do!"

"i love you" 🥹

she anna'd him, as in punched him the way anna punched hans. frozen

maggie receiving the credit she deserves + super-sawyer solidarity = me happy

rewatching and commenting SG because it's leaving netflix soon, s2

season 1 was satisfying overall, not that frustrating

lots of lena

2x01

why another location? whatever, it's fine. i like the old place too, alex

I 100% believe that kara thought the online quiz would be accurate, just like she thought the dating app in 1x01 would be, bc the algorithm cant possibly be wrong right? bc that's how it was on krypton

"kiera danvers"

eve !!!! i love her so much

"MISS TESSMACHER" counter: 1 (lex stole that from ms grant)

the striped one looked better

i just wanted kara to be a space nerd. is that too much to ask??? "yes", the cw responds

thank god cat and lena weren't there

oh look it's him. so inoffensive

super cousins save the day together counter: 1

new and upgraded title card

in s1 j'onn didn't seem to have beef with clark when they mentioned him that one time

her skirt has pockets. i want it

ok so crushing on kryptonians give badass CEOs prosopagnosia, got it

LENAAAAA 🚨🚨🚨 KATIEEEE

"and who are you exactly?" does she not recognize her gf?

a fic where cat and lena are friends and talk about their crushes on clark and kara to each other and the other is like "you do know that their are a super, right?" and the other is like "pfft nah"

"mr. kent" she says as if she doesn't know who he is. as if he wasn't lex's best friend once upon a time. as if they're complete strangers. but after everything they might as well be

kara's unwavering belief in lena counter: ∞

they should stop talking about super stuff in the middle of a croud

another partnership ruined bc of kryptonite

another batman reference. they said gotham this time. improvements

"i was thinking italian, I could fly there" not gonna say it, not gonna say it. there's four seasons to go still

her dress also has pockets?? amazing

"MISS TESSMACHER" counter: 2

im gonna miss her

"who would want lena luthor dead?" j'onn. my man. who doesn't want her dead? have you met her family? they hate her! and the luthor-haters also hate her

kaznia mentioned

you know what? her face does look different with glasses and her hair up

not them casually talking like they didn't just meet today

alex's fight scenes are so good

lena with a gun counter: 1

Kara's brain turning into mush when lena talks to her. mood

cat is already proud of her protege

she's leaving

"miss tessmacher" counter: 1

she really said "something has changed within me, something is not the same. im through with playing by the rules of someone else's game"

winn rambling is cute

cousin banter. cute too

i wish kal-el had been more present in kara's life for her sake. but for my sake, im glad he is not so present in the show

ugh lillian

[nocturnaldancers]

I made a nocturnals oc :D her name is stella (provisional). I head canon that she was the one who taught ted how to drive lol

Extra doodles I made for the discord

[yourlocalabomination]

This is Hatchetfield, People go missing everyday!

[eightspringdays]

People who infantilize autistic coded characters are the weakest link in society's chain.

How are you gonna look at this mf

And then tell me he's too uwu to do anything. Open your eyes, expand your brain; he thinks of the MCnasty too. Let him say fuck !!!!

[jerrythebug]

This is how my first try at drawing Booster and Beetle went. I was redrawing comic panels and such, it was great fun!

[gizzymoes]

allied mastercomputer being tsundere

What in the anime tropes

[dr-mothman]

I think not a lot of people talk about AM's self-esteem issues and self-destructive tendencies and it makes me sad.

[pinazee]

Paul protec

Emma protec

Emma and paul protec

Paul no protec 😔

[glittter-skeleton]

Ted and Jenny, I personally prefer thinking they were generally insufferable

[tallfroggieart]

EXCELLENT FUCKING NEWS I’VE MADE NEW ART

All it took was at least 30 hours, some gender-bending but only in the most lesbian way possible, and blorbos from my shows. Easy-peasy!

Go check out @jopzer for more fem royjamie!! Their art is truly the blueprint.

(And also please please please fucking click for higher quality. Tumblr I hate you <3)

[jamietwat]

Roy actively having a stress reaction and being noticeably weird about his phone after sending a risky text (he literally just sent Jamie something that was too nice to not be embarrassing, but now Jamie has evidence that he said it)

[voiider]

fake psychic Tim but its just. its just psych. Jason dies and batman goes off the deep end so Tim (instead of becoming robin) starts going ham on the 'tips to the police' bc if the police can deal with the smaller crimes then Tim doesn't have to worry about batman killing a petty thief.

Except he's running himself into the ground and he starts getting sloppy bc he's giving the local police info, and bludhaven info (bc dick) AND probably giving Nightwing info when he can and someone catches him or he leaves a paper trail and then Officer Dick Grayson apprehends him and takes him in for questioning and Tim is like "you can't talk to me without my parents or a lawyer present, I'm a minor. And my parents are in Guatemala, so you better call my lawyer."

and Dick is like "kid you're not in trouble i just need to know who's giving you this information." Because there is NO WAY this kid isn't working with someone. Someone who is using a child to drop off information, which while noble to help the police, is putting this child in danger and tim is like, pretty offended actually. That it's being implied that he COULDN'T do this himself.

So he's like "im not working for anyone."

and Dick is like "you have to be getting the info from somewhere. I just wanna help."

and Tim is like AUGH ADULTS "I just- i figured it out on my own" and its CLEAR that Dick doesn't believe him which is, first off, super insulting, never meet your heroes, and second he shouldn't be talking anyway or admit that he goes out at night or Dick will do something stupid like try to make him stop. So he's like (rolling eyes) "I'm psychic. Are you happy? Can I have my phone call now?"

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

listen we all know who im obsessed with. it doesn't take rocket science to figure it out. but i've got to say. roy kent truly is just. such a character. truly a stunning example of peak blorbo material. just look at him. look at everything about him. that sure is. a guy. and not in the like generic "that's just a guy" way in the indescribable "wow. what a guy" way. what a guy. i love him