#not incorrect quotes related

[incorrect-drwho-quotes]

just want to give a heads up that there probably won't be any posts tomorrow, I might post something after 12 but no promises

[ruepotterblack]

James: when Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help

*sound of glass shattering in the other room*

James: it doesn't always work though

refference

[packet-of-staples]

Day 142 of drawing Papyrus until he cameos in deltarune! Honestly Sans!! Now he has to clean all of those!! He was totally smiling about that dumb joke afterwards though.

[theredrenard]

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[m3ntally-unstable]

When you read a really good fic but then after ur done reading it, realising that it was a part of a series so now your dying because now you’ve ruined it.

[laismoura-art]

Charlie: Dads? I'm Bisexual

Lúcifer: Oh, Bisexual? I thought I named you Charlotte! :D

Alastor: Ugh! Really? And you dare call yourself a father! Allow me to show you how it's done!

Alastor: Hi, Bisexual! I'm Aroace, pleasure to make you acquaintances! >:D

Charlie:

Charlie: I think I'll go back to bed, proud of you, Al...

Poor Charlie is stuck in a eternal loop of dad jokes. Save her!

@mikka-minns ? May I tempt you with some Queerplatonic Radioapple being cringe co-parents to Charlie?👀👀

@madamealtruist

[gothamite-rambler]

Bruce Wayne: I leave you alone for an hour and you spent a thousand dollars with my credit card!

Jason holds two big tote bags filled with books

Jason Todd: You left me alone... In a Barnes and Noble! This was inevitable.

Bruce Wayne: I’m honestly glad that you’re not buying weapons anymore.

[kmn7]

[galaxymagitech]

Dick: What matters is the family—wait, I sound like a mafia guy, don’t I? Uh…I have a duty…not to kill? Sure, Bruce, I’ll go with that.

Jason: You’re either with me or against me. Uh, I mean…you’re either good or you’re evil. I’m not Anakin, I promise. Anyway, I protect good and get rid of evil.

Steph: I go with my gut. That’s all the morals I need. You’re just a spoilsport, B. But unfortunately it’s not worth fighting your stupid code.

Tim: Morals are so confusing. I’m just gonna outsource. *snatch* Batman’s code is mine now.

Cass: Everyone is a person. Every person is a world of feelings. The worst crime is destroying that world. No killing.

Damian: Father is an idiot. However, he is also my father. Following the code of one’s family is honorable.

Duke: I didn’t sign up for murder. I signed up to kick ass.

Barbara: Look, any moral code is, by nature, arbitrary. For our own sanity, which is already lacking, we don’t kill.

Kate: We need to win this war. Unfortunately, I’m part of Batman’s army family, which means that I need to play by the rules.

Bruce: Sunk cost fallacy. Uh, I mean…justice not vengeance? Plus I’m like one loophole away from falling off the deep end.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair: Echo help! There’s a creature under my bed and it’s really ugly. 🥺

Tech, in the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you, Crosshair.

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Lucy: When I asked for a spoon, I meant the utensil.

Natsu, hugging her from behind: Oh.

[coldninjaruins-blog]

Jonathan: If a stranger came up to you and said, "I'm your brother's friend, he told me to pick you up." What would you say?

Will: I'd say, "You're lying. My brother has no friends."

Jonathan: Not where I was going, but okay.

[simsim54]

Ron, to Harry : No more doing stupid shit separately. From now on, we fuck up everything together. Hermione in the background: Oh, Fuck No!

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

[m3ntally-unstable]

Why is it that everytime I search for a certain thing I GET THE OPPOSITE. I SEARCHED FOR ANGST NOT SMUT, I WANT ANGST. I AKSED FOR SMUT NOT FUCKING FLUFF AND SHIT 😡😡😡😡 please update your system tumblr I beg of you

[cr1msonsta1ns]

M/C: Can we go to a haunted house?

Sylus: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

M/C: Wh-what?

Sylus: Goodnight, M/C.