#not incorrect quotes related

[incorrect-drwho-quotes]

just want to give a heads up that there probably won't be any posts tomorrow, I might post something after 12 but no promises

[kmn7]

[ffaelix]

damian: grayson, i can handle this on my own

dick: you’re 13.

damian: i am 14.

dick: okay, and when i was 14, i thought eating a whole pizza before patrol was a good idea. you don’t always make the best decisions at your age.

damian: Tt. that’s because you’re an idiot.

dick: and i’m trying to make sure you don’t grow up to be one. you’re welcome.

[ruepotterblack]

James: when Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help

*sound of glass shattering in the other room*

James: it doesn't always work though

refference

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Maddie: I see you're taking the break-up well.

Buck: I've been on this baking kick, any time I get the urge to call Tommy, I channel the impulse into something positive.

Chim: That's very healthy and smells delicious.

Buck: You guys are taking home a lemon loaf, a walnut loaf and a pumpkin loaf.

Maddie: Maybe that's too many loaves-

Buck: So I should call him?

Maddie: No! Just forget the past, think of the future and trust the universe is bringing you a special person...

*Maddie looking at the many photos of Eddie and Chris on the fridge*

Maddie: Maybe the universe already has, and you just haven't noticed them yet.

Chim: Also don't stop baking, keep the loaves coming please.

[packet-of-staples]

Day 142 of drawing Papyrus until he cameos in deltarune! Honestly Sans!! Now he has to clean all of those!! He was totally smiling about that dumb joke afterwards though.

[theredrenard]

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[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Tim: Ah yes, my train of thoughts.

Tim: Or, as I like to call it, the Anxiety Express.

[laismoura-art]

Charlie: Dads? I'm Bisexual

Lúcifer: Oh, Bisexual? I thought I named you Charlotte! :D

Alastor: Ugh! Really? And you dare call yourself a father! Allow me to show you how it's done!

Alastor: Hi, Bisexual! I'm Aroace, pleasure to make you acquaintances! >:D

Charlie:

Charlie: I think I'll go back to bed, proud of you, Al...

Poor Charlie is stuck in a eternal loop of dad jokes. Save her!

@mikka-minns ? May I tempt you with some Queerplatonic Radioapple being cringe co-parents to Charlie?👀👀

@madamealtruist

[gothamite-rambler]

Bruce Wayne: I leave you alone for an hour and you spent a thousand dollars with my credit card!

Jason holds two big tote bags filled with books

Jason Todd: You left me alone... In a Barnes and Noble! This was inevitable.

Bruce Wayne: I’m honestly glad that you’re not buying weapons anymore.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair: Echo help! There’s a creature under my bed and it’s really ugly. 🥺

Tech, in the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you, Crosshair.

[nobody-nexus]

I saw this quote from @tadc-incorrectquotes, and I HAD to draw it

CW for suggestive joke AND use of the devil's lettuce

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[galaxymagitech]

Dick: What matters is the family—wait, I sound like a mafia guy, don’t I? Uh…I have a duty…not to kill? Sure, Bruce, I’ll go with that.

Jason: You’re either with me or against me. Uh, I mean…you’re either good or you’re evil. I’m not Anakin, I promise. Anyway, I protect good and get rid of evil.

Steph: I go with my gut. That’s all the morals I need. You’re just a spoilsport, B. But unfortunately it’s not worth fighting your stupid code.

Tim: Morals are so confusing. I’m just gonna outsource. *snatch* Batman’s code is mine now.

Cass: Everyone is a person. Every person is a world of feelings. The worst crime is destroying that world. No killing.

Damian: Father is an idiot. However, he is also my father. Following the code of one’s family is honorable.

Duke: I didn’t sign up for murder. I signed up to kick ass.

Barbara: Look, any moral code is, by nature, arbitrary. For our own sanity, which is already lacking, we don’t kill.

Kate: We need to win this war. Unfortunately, I’m part of Batman’s army family, which means that I need to play by the rules.

Bruce: Sunk cost fallacy. Uh, I mean…justice not vengeance? Plus I’m like one loophole away from falling off the deep end.

[kmn7]

[simsim54]

McGonagall: okay get into pairs McGonagall looking at Ron and Harry: SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOUR FRIEND Harry to Ron: do boyfriends count? Ron to Harry: do soulmates count? Ron: MY LOVE Harry: MY SWEETHEART McGonagall: *sighs*

[fawnbmbi]