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star--bird · 2 months ago

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(Tim goes to Seattle for a mission)

Bernard (over the phone): So how are you liking Seattle?

Tim: I hate it here. Everything is awful. This city is worse than Gotham. Genuinely uninhabitable.

Bernard: Wait, what? Why? Did something happen?

Tim: There are no Dunkin's here.

Bernard: Damn... However will you survive.

#as it turns out america doesn't run on dunkin #just the east coast #and tim like the new jersey citizen he is lives on dunkin #he is about to venture into a local coffee shop and have the best coffee of his life though #batman #dc #dc comics #dcu #dc universe #batfam #batman wayne family adventures #tim drake #red robin #robin #wayne family adventures #tim x bernard #timbern #timber #bernard dowd

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plutonicbees · 7 months ago

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happy mother's day shoutout to steve orlando for mentioning billy's and tommy's bio moms in the scarlet witch/scarlet witch & quicksilver series. juxtaposition of the contexts is funny as fuck though.

#'new jersey divorcee' and she doesnt even get a name drop lmaooo 😭#pietro why do you know the lore #billy learning cooking from his mom really is so sweet though #billy kaplan #tommy shepherd #young avengers #minimoffs #wanda maximoff #pietro maximoff #rebecca kaplan #mary shepherd #wiccan #speed #marvel #marvel comics #scarlet witch #quicksilver #scarlet witch and quicksilver #wiccan and speed

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pencilnewt · 4 days ago

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jack hughes !!

#i really didn’t mean to colour this but i liked the lighting/colours from the og photo #and i wanted to test my eye!#veryyyyy much a sketch though i feel like this one works best if you don’t zoom in too much!!#bc i didn’t when i drew it…#jack hughes #new jersey devils #hockey #hockey fanart #nhl #my art

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samanthasgone · 8 months ago

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Credit: sportsgirlsclub

Y’all mind if we leave these here?

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puppetmaster13u · 9 months ago

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You know what I need? I need Batman to be minding his own business, y'know just taking part in a league meeting or being forced to (urgh) socialize. And just in the corner of his eye see one of the batkids start doing something they know they shouldn't, presumably something incredibly dangerous seeing as he gave up on stopping them from hanging from chandeliers and going out as vigilante children. .

And I need him to just suddenly having the thickest new jersey accent the other heroes have ever heard as he fusses over them when they do get hurt.

#batman #dc #bruce wayne #dcu #robin #batkids #batdad #we need to use the fact that gotham is in new jersey more #batfamily #let characters have their local accents dangit #but also let them use it for shenanigans #Dick purposely gets a thick romanian accent whenever someone is being an ass while he's civilian and pretends he doesn't speak english #even though everyone knows he can and has seen proof of it #Also let Bruce get a british accent when he scolds someone thanks to being raised by Alfred #Do you see my vision #do you #batman au #or is it headcanon

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mirrorballhughes · 10 months ago

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HE SOUNDS STUFFY MY BOY LOOKS LIKE HE HAS BEEN THROUGH HELL AND BACK!!!!

#the hand thing will ALWAYS get me #nj devils #new jersey devils #luke hughes #his curls are beautiful #HIS HAIR IS GROWING BACK #i hope he feels better though #my pretty boy #he’s so bf

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puckinghischier · 1 month ago

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happy devs game day!! 🥳🥳

#alliyaps #even though i can’t watch #bc who has a 1pm game on a MONDAY?#so rude of them #hockey #nhl #new jersey devils #jack hughes

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chemicalarospec · 3 months ago

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you've heard of: aroacespec "is this person flirting with me" confusion, now get ready for: Does this person think I'm flirting with them (and also are they flirting "back" with me) because I accidentally bumped into them a lot?

#new jersey girl seems to really like me that makes me happy #nobody's been attracted to me before #but it'll make me sad if she asks me out #because even though I LOVE her i think i'd have to say no just because i really imagine myself #with a boyfriend far more than a girlfriend lately and i don't want to put her into a relationship that might end up feeling like #misgendering...#aro #ace #aroace #aroacespec #aromantic #arospec #greyromantic #greyro #I said this #we've been walking all over campus together and she's um. not a very considerate walker i keep #almost getting pushed off the path so that's whyh i keep bumping into her lol #but also she seems to like standing/sitting near me?#and i said 'i think my face is a little...' because i was thinking it felt like it got too much sun #and she was like 'i think your face is a little too-- wait what did u say?'#and i said i didn't even use an adjective but said burnt/red was what i should have siad #and she just said 'i think your face is a little'#like is that an oblique compliment??#okay the funniest part is yesterday she said some random girl came up to her and said she looked pretty and she wasn't sure if it was #flirting or just a compliment so she doesn't even know what flirting is either lol #also she calls me Data now bc i told her about hwo my uncle said my parents consult me like picard consults data lol #tbh maybe i gave her the wrong signals by moisturizing when she was in my room last night?#(kept sticking my hand under my clothes. my roommate brought her in right after i showered)#i asked my roommated if that was weird and she thought it was fine but she might not be the best metric

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littleplantfreak · 2 months ago

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im a pillar of responsibility I swear but I did almost call off an hour before work yesterday and drive to the beach 2 hours away because sometimes when you're going through it, you are allowed to just run and say “sorry about that I’ll deal with the consequences after my toes are covered in cold sand and I’ve gorged on boardwalk pizza”

#im holding tight to my sick hours though because of that EMT course im starting sigh #next time I’ll listen to the urge though. STRAIGHT TO JERSEY. Or new york maybe idk maybe i #should spend a day in the third floor victorias secret champagne bar #mari says #i was in the car thinking “im on the highway to get me to the beach”#mmmmm boardwalk pizza #slices the size of my head

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littlegreen · 6 months ago

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they’re actually starting to make me feel ill

#what if we both knew exactly what we were and we also knew exactly what the other was #and we refused to change even though we should and we also don’t bother to try and fix each other either #and you need to be needed and i need you #and we’re both boys and we work at a hospital in new jersey #stvc:#house md

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neonfretra · 5 months ago

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Neon I just heard the news about Tomas…. How are you feeling

this was the first i heard of this trade and i GENUINELY thought this was about hertl... i am a sharks fan first and foremost unfortunately! <3

tuna to the devs...! ^_^ wellll i have feelings about the devs (you already know how it is going, you probably saw the extended public embarrassment that is my teams tier list) BUT! players i like KEEP goin here (timo mimo, kaapo kahkonen, tomas tatar) and one of my friends like them soooo. turns sly eyes upon the devs...! tuna you are not free of my grubby little fins just yet ^_^

(also additional confession, the more i look into the devs the more alarmed i get by the tagging situation...! please the cross tagging...)

but also SEATTLE WAS HOMEEEE :( pour one out for seattol kaken fans on the dash tonight, they been losing so many players to free agency and also um. fourth round draft picks in 2026? ^_^

#vegas golden knights #new jersey devils #ask tag #neon tetrart #tomas hertl #tomas tatar #confession i tagged sjs for hertl even though hes been a vgk girl since trade deadline

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thehuggybearslover · 5 months ago

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Nothing, just thinking about how the devils really said to each other: no picks under 6 feet this year, guys

#i get it though #big guys have an obvious value in a sport like hockey #and the canucks doing the exact same thing also has me dying lol #like soon enough quinny will be known as captain shorty over there 🥹🤏#and i am obviously HERE for it #babyboy quinn 😭#nhl #hockey #quinn hughes #vancouver canucks #new jersey devils #nhl draft 2024

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petterssonshootsandscores · 2 years ago

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quinn’s team sucking but scoring moments after luke’s team lost while jack’s team is just vibing with a win is the most anticlimactic hockey family energy ever

#vancouver canucks #new jersey devils #michigan wolverines #jack hughes #quinn hughes #luke hughes #we better get quinn at the jersey playoff games though #the hockey gods really do barely ever let all three teams succeed in one night #ellen hughes always has to support the kid who needs her the most 🥲

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pencilnewt · 2 months ago

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