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Re the Lily and Snape conversation. I think it’s very human to overlook the flaws of people we love. In fact I think Lily, giving Snape leeway is a parallel to James thinking it the height of dishonour to doubt his friends.
She loved Snape and I no doubt his difficulty at home bought him the benefit of her doubt as Lily was known for her kindness.
Ugh why can’t fandom let female characters have blind spots and the boundaries.
She was right to drop him as a friend and it’s also understandable why it took so long.
Of course! @artemisia-black that’s very true. As you say, given his background, Lily if anything was too loyal!
Misogyny refuses to let Lily be human and simultaneously exaggerates her flaws, which is why people talk about her being “disloyal, extremely selfish and self centred” 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Let female characters have blind spots & also set boundaries!
#lily Evans#it really annoys me that people think this about Lily and blame her for Snape joining a terror group#it was his decision#his responsibility#not his female friend’s#also note how his male friends are absolved of any responsibility 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️#infuriating double standards#thank you though!#loveliest tumblr friends
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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:
michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club
*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***
that's it that's the movie
outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative
actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.
aka Michael Myers Is A Republican
but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too
also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain
side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty
i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978
(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)
oh no he's hot
#HALLOWEEN#halloween the movie#michael myers#do you think he's a mike? mikey? to his friends? if slashers had friends?#i'll be honest i was expecting this movie to be way more of a bitch to its female characters#i mean yeah they died but so did some dudes#there's just a lack of cattiness compared to the way most later movies portrayed teenage girls idk#yeah the Final Girl is a Virgin and a Bookworm. but there's no bullying or any strong sense that's she's morally superior to everyone else#mostly she AND the other girls feel a bit sorry for her lack of a social life. one even tries to set her up with a date to the school dance#solidarity! trying to get your nerd friend laid!#overall it's just teenagers being teenagers and then a slasher comes in and ruins everything with his Lack Of Chill#like yeah dude sometimes teenagers have sex. get over it#also something to be said about how while the girl who survives is the one who isn't sexually active and dresses conservatively...#ultimately those things aren't ENOUGH to prevent her from being targeted#you could say that the other girls 'provoked' the villain (the same way women irl are so often accused of provoking their attackers)#but ultimately that doesn't keep the Final Girl safe. it just delays the inevitable.#because violent men never need excuses. no matter how eager society is to provide them.#ultimately she is at the mercy of the same violent whims because it was never her behavior that invited the violence.#gendered violence doesn't need an invitation.#also she doesn't save herself the doctor saves her#it's not her actions or choices that put her in danger OR save her from it--once again it is the whim of a man#no this wasn't intended to be a feminist movie it's just fun how you could argue it that way
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Made another one, but this one is less funny.
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing anya#mouthwashing jimmy#mouthwashing curly#it follows the perspective of two men#that doesn't mean they are good people#“bUt wHaT AbOUt mY gAYs-” anya x female self insert oc#i actually usually like toxic yaoi#but ignoring an important woman character to ship her rapist and his best friend together isa infuriating#tw mention of rape#tw rape
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sorry but the whole "jason fans are delulu if they think he's a feminist" thing is hilarious. no, he's not a feminist, in the sense that he's not primarily focused on politically fighting for women's liberation. sorry to break this to you, but neither are any of your favourite male superheroes. nor your favourite female superheroes, for that matter. dc sure isn't writing stories through genuine feminist lenses anymore, come the fuck on.
#i do disagree on the idea that he's a misogynist (eta: beyond u know. ''everyone is when they live under a misogynistic society'' etc)#especially when the arguments given are onyx or mia lmao (u mean female superheroes that he fought as equals??)#or that he's killed women (u mean his trainer that was planning to kill her kid??)#but starlin (though he didn't intend to) baked in extreme empathy for women in him in contrast to a temperate and borderline uncaring bruce#(or gordon or men in general)#and also adult jason is a man-hating man who only has female friends xDD#but anyway. that all is a whole other post#talking to the void#my thoughts#dc#dc comics#dc thoughts#jason todd#fandom nonsense#bitter lau tag
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Jason Todd x childhood friend fem
fluff and potential angst
Jason runs into childhood friend from befor he died and she recognizes him
Back in Time
[ Jason Todd x Childhood Best Friend!Reader ]
~ Fluff, Maybe a little hurt/comfort, WC: 1,089
~ I'm so sorry this took so long 😭 Every time I went to write this it's like all ideas flew out of my head, but I finally got it done and I hope it meets your expectations<3
"Jason?"
He freezes.
He wasn't expecting to hear your voice today.
He wasn't expecting to hear your voice ever again.
Once he came back, you were gone.
He would say he tried to look for you but that isn't true. He thought your leaving was the universe telling him to leave you alone.
But now you're here. You're here and you recognize him. He doesn't know how to respond. He knows you know he heard you, otherwise he wouldn't have stopped moving.
The first thing he hears in your voice is the sadness. Not anger like he would've expected. Not even a hint of confusion. Just something sad.
After a minute of him being unmoving, clearly lost in his thoughts, he felt a tap on his shoulder.
"Jason." You say.
This time it's not a question.
After he hears you a second time, he brings himself to turn around and look at you.
"Hey."
"Hey." He can't tell if you're about to cry or smile.
"I'm sorry." He immediately apologizes. Maybe for leaving or maybe for not finding you. He's not quite sure.
"For what?" You ask and take a deep breath.
He sees the way tears form in your eyes and has the strange urge to cry himself.
"I don't know. I just feel like I need to."
"You don't. Dick told me what happened. That's not something you need to be sorry for." You say it so surely he doesn't know how to respond.
"I was gonna find you."
"That's not your job. I mean a phone call would've been nice." You shrug and let out a small, awkward chuckle.
"I didn't know what to do." He tells you quietly.
"I would assume." You look around the sidewalk you're on. You're standing in front of what looks like a busy shop, people walk in and out every couple seconds.
"Where did you go?" He asks you after a moment. Probably to determine whether or not he could've found you.
"I was here. I mean I stayed in Gotham just not where I was before."
"If I had known you were so close I would've gone to you but when they told you left I assumed-"
"Jason, you don't have to defend yourself." You cut him off quickly, "If I died and came back the last thing on my list would be finding someone who left."
He nods. "This might be easier if you were at least a little mad." He smiles softly at you, watching more tears shine in your eyes.
"I missed you too much to be mad right now."
He goes to say something back but someone walking by bumps into your shoulder.
"Maybe we should get coffee or something?" He suggests, not wanting to keep blocking the sidewalk traffic.
"Are you free?"
"Oh yeah, yeah." Dick can wait, he thinks to himself.
"Then yeah, coffee sounds great."
You both walk into the coffee shop and order whatever drinks sound good. Jason chooses a table against the wall and by a giant window.
You sit awkwardly in silence as you both try and think of what to say.
"How are you doing?" You ask, after multiple minutes of nothing.
"I'm okay, I think." He shrugs and takes a sip of his drink. You take notice of his fingers tapping nervously along the side of the cup.
"That's good." You nod and sigh.
"How are you?"
"I've been better." You answer honestly. Your fingers also tap nervously along your cup.
"I'm sorry. I don't know why this is so weird."
You laugh at his words, "I do. It's been a while."
"And I'm guessing we've both changed." He smiles.
"Changed? No shit Jason, look at you." You smile at him in a reassuring way. You can clearly see how dying has changed him.
"Yeah I guess I did get a little taller." He jokes and shakes his head.
"Maybe just an inch or two." You play along, laughing as you speak.
"I missed this. I missed you." He tells you with a sudden seriousness in his tone.
"Well good thing it isn't going away this time." You reach across the table and grab his hand.
It was never unusual for you and Jason to be touchy. That's just the kinda friendship you had. But this feels different.
Instead of being a friendly touch between best friends, it's more like a reassurance that's he's actually alive. A piece of you feels relief that you're not imagining this.
"I really hope so." He wishes with a frown.
"It won't. If you think I'm leaving your side anytime soon you're very very wrong."
"What's one more person to the gang that follows me everywhere?" He laughs again and squeezes your hand. It's the first time he's felt so free to last in a while.
"Where is that gang by the way? I would've expected one of them to be here by now."
"Oh I left while they weren't looking. I needed time to myself."
"You snuck out? Jason, they're probably panicking." You scold him softly.
"It's fine I'm meeting with Dick later."
You shake your head in disapproval but a smile on your face gives you away once again.
For some reason no matter how sad you are, a smile can't leave your lips.
You fall back into a silence but this time it's not awkward at all. It's a comfortable silence that reminds you of old times.
"I should probably get going. Dick will be pissed if I'm late."
"Yeah I don't doubt it." You recall the many times Dick has given long lectures about being late to anything he's involved in.
"I'll call you." He swears, standing up from his seat at the table.
"You better. I know where to find you." You stand up as well and finish off your drink.
"Yes you do." He agrees but doesn't leave.
You stand together in front of your table. Both of you are waiting for the other to move first.
Just as you're about to make the move to leave he steps forward and pulls you into a hug.
You immediately hug back and feel the tears reappear in your eyes.
"I really missed you." He whispers.
"I really missed you too." You whisper back.
You savor every moment of the embrace. Not wanting to leave out of fear that he would leave again.
But as you watch him walk away to meet with his brother, you're overcome with the happiness of knowing your best friend is here.
#jason todd headcanon#jason todd fanfic#jason todd fanfiction#jason todd fic#childhood best friend jason todd#jason todd i love you#jason todd#jason todd comfort#jason todd drabble#jason todd fluff#jason hurt/comfort#jason todd is my life#jason todd loves his gf#jason todd prompt#jason todd soft#jason todd thoughts#jason todd x fem reader#jason todd x fem!reader#jason todd x female!reader#jason todd x gender neutral reader#jason todd x gn!reader#jason todd x reader#jason todd x y/n#jason todd x you#red hood fluff#red hood imagine#red hood x reader#red hood fanfic#red hood#red hood fanfiction
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you remind me of the colour blue.
pairings: charles leclerc x fem!verstappen!reader.
warnings: slightly inspired by ‘congratulations - mac miller.’
in which you’re finally ready to go public with your relationship to your brother’s friend.
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yourusername we’re headed to miami, baby 🌴
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charles_leclerc see you there ☺️
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user22 yoo?? max is fuming rn
user8 bro stop it’s just a normal comment they’re friends 😭
user12 charles??!
maxverstappen1 let’s goooo! ✈️✈️
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kellypiquet gorgeous as always y/n!
user11 ermmm…
francisca.cgomes so excited to see you bb 🤭
yourusername 😝 me too
pierregasly stay away from my girl, y/n😟
yourusername you mean..MY girl?
lorenzo_zurzolo y/n! you should come visit me next, mi manchi 😌
yourusername anche io! dovresti venire a trovarmi invece 🙂↕️
user12 y/n is friends with him?! HOW DID YOU GUYS MEET?!
user9 i think he went to a race a few years back and they met there since she was watching max, he mentioned it in a interview a while back
user39 lorenzo and y/n?? waitttt
charles_leclerc i think not
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yourusername getting ready for the sprint race!!
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maxverstappen1 wish me luck little sis
yourusername always 😊🤞
user1 think she’s gonna be wishing a certain ferrari boy luck…
redbullracing see you soon!
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user12 Y/N TELL US ARE YOU DATING CHARLES?
user9 sooo are you gonna address the rumours 🫢
user62 ARE YOU WITH CHARLES
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yourusername you remind me of the colour blue. 🩵
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charles_leclerc i love you so much.
yourusername luv u luv u luv u🫶🏻
user92 SOBBING 😭 so cute
user12 omg 🥹💗
maxverstappen1 treat her well, i know where you live
yourusername cus we live together…
user4 WAIT WHAT??
user11 OH SO ITS SERIOUS OMG MY FAV COUPLE
maxverstappen1 🙄🙄
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user45 sassy max lmfaooo
user9 he’s just the protective older brother rn 😭
user97 ICONIC. she really went silent for the rest of the gp then dropped this insane post
user3 why’s no one mentioning how cute the caption is 🤭 i love that song
user23 huh wdym? what song is it??
user3 congratulations by mac miller! the caption is a lyric from the song <3
charles_leclerc 📍 miami
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charles_leclerc girl, i’m so in love with you.
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yourusername 🥹💗
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maxverstappen1 🤮 eww
yourusername i hate you.
maxverstappen1 love you too little sis!
user12 the matching captions 😭 so cute
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user67 wait how do they match?!
user12 “you remind me of the colour blue. girl, i’m so in love with you.” MAC MILLER MY FAV!
user74 the lyrics in the captions 🥲 perfect hard launch
user92 NEW FAVOURITE COUPLE!!
user3 such a perfect couple 🫶🏻
user29 she’s so pretty 😍
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#friend?? rival?? wtv#blue is his colour tbh.#sorry there’s some poorly translated italian in this 😭#x reader#fanfic#fanfiction#charles leclerc smau#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc imagine#charles leclerc#charles leclerc x female reader#cl16 smau#f1 smau#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1#formula one smau#formula one x reader#formula one fanfiction#formula one
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*Ace does something stupid
Deuce picks up the phone: hello?
Yuu/MC: why did you let me marry Ace? He (proceeds to rant about him)
After some time
Deuce: is there anything else you need to say?
Yuu/MC: Ace is an idiot but he is my idiot and I love him
#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#deuce is that friend that aceyuu goes too where they question why did they marry each other#theyre just idiots and deuce is used to the rants#he listens to them like its a podcast and he does anything else#aceyuu#ace x reader#ace trappola x yuu#twst incorrect quotes#twst x reader#twst x female reader#twst yuu#deuce spade#ace trappola#later Ace calls Deuce to question why did he help him pick out a ring for Yuu#and then he ends the call by calling Yuu his idiot and that he loves her#Deuce goes to sleep questioning why is he friends with them (still loves them tho)#ace x yuu
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I have an agenda.
Long hair teenage sabo.
#one piece#sabo#you cannot convince me that he did not have a long hair phase#like if he grew out his hair to hide his scar he has to have tried more to hide it more thoroughly#I found a fic recently that followed sabo’s growing up in the revolutionary army and it was really really good#I want to see more amnesiac teenage sabo acting awkward around his peers because even back on dawn he had only two friends#more of kids being insensitive and asking about his scar which even he has no idea how he got#and koala and him being antagonistic towards each other#and them slowly becoming friends#anyways I’m so. I tried going onto YouTube to see if there were any good video analyses of sabo#and like yeah I can see why sabo would be a divisive character#but I also completely forgot that there are one piece readers who have not an ounce of media literacy#or respect for female characters#something something ‘sabo is like an oc insert because he exists so distant from everything and just in time to replace ace’ SHUT UP#or ‘favoritism towards sabo because he has a hot girl following him around and more hot girls in the revolutionaries’ I AM GOING TO GO INSA#KOALA IS HER OWN CHARACTER AND AN EXTREMELY INTERESTING ONE THAT DOES NOT EXIST JUST TO BE EYE CANDY OFF OF SABO’ ARM#SABO IS AN AMAZING CHARACTER IN LINE WITH THE THEMES OF ONE PIECE AROUND FREEDOM AND EQUALITY
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Ursa Major (Ch. 12)
It's time! The big reveal is here! Now, the real drama begins...
Huge thank you as always to my beta team @vampirekilmerfic, @gemmahale, @eclecticgrimlin!
A tiny spoiler/sneak peek below the cut.
Then, he allowed himself a gentle but greedy kiss over her mating line on the nape of her neck, relishing that smooth, sloping place where his bear still wanted him to bite her, to punch his canines through her flesh like he did to the small bodies of his writhing, succulent prey, stealing her life and dooming her to the hollow hell of immortality. Her innocence would pour out of her and flow down his chin, staining his mouth black with her blood.
And it would be his fault.
But it felt so good to just kiss her there. To let his mouth imagine these sins without committing them. It was like smelling the aroma of a bakery early in the morning, knowing exactly the way the steaming rolls would taste without ever putting one between his teeth, and yet reveling in their starchy comfort all the same.
What a shame it was to lose something so lovely.
#ursa major by the californicationist#shifter john price#werebear john price#call of duty fanfic#cod mw2#captain john price#cod mwii#cod#john price#call of duty#captain price#captain price x you#captain price x reader#x female reader#captain price mw2#captain johnathan price#cod price#john price smut#john price x reader#john price x you#price cod#price mw2#price x reader#price#ursa major#but he's a bear sometimes#shifter romance#shifter au#werebear#and all of his bear friends
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character zhang liao 张辽 (aka zhang wenyuan张文远,wenyuan is his courtesy name) from code: kite/ashes of the kingdom代号鸢 (coser cr 津岛梦海 female coser, doll cr 哑铃哑铃哑铃)
#china#fashion#chinese fashion#costume#inspiration#he is the foster father of the shadow guardian and best friend of players/yn#Because the player is a female disguised as a prince#at first he thought you were a punk who seduced and abducted his daughter and wanted to kill you#but later found out that you were a girl so he doted on you and pampered you a lot#He's good at embroidery and cooking treats#he will embroider pretty dresses for you#and send you his own handmade desserts and dianxin#And he's a great general of the Xiliang army#There's a lot of smut on AO3 of him and the players lmao
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modern marauders would have the silliest social media usernames:
james potter- lilyevansbf
marlene mckinnon- lilyevansismywife
dorcasmeadowes- lilytheloml
remus lupin- lilyevanshusband
sirius black- lilyevansnoticeme
mary macdonald- futuremaryevans
peter pettigrew- lilyiloveyou
emmeline vance- lilyevansgf
lily evans- goingtokillmyfriends
#people who don't know lily thinks she's a celebrity or something#sirius' family members that aren't blocked think she's some rock artist#james' jock friends (also mary + emmeline's friends) think lily is some indie actor or something#dorcas' friends think lily is a female tony hawk that dorcas is crushing on#(until sirius unblocks regulus one day regulus realises lily is just their friend who they're messing with)#for my regulily brain: regulus joining in on his private account. renaming it 'boyfriendoflilyevans'#they think he's just decided to join in on the joke until a week later lily tells them they're dating#half of her friends are actually distraught.#marauders era#marauders#lily evans#james potter#marlene mckinnon#dorcas meadowes#remus lupin#sirius black#mary macdonald#peter pettigrew#emmeline vance#regulily
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headcanon that Jesper once walked into Inej's room to find bloody sheets and freaked tf out and Inej had to explain that her period had just started to get him to calm down. so of course Jesper immediately went out to buy her chocolate and whatever painkillers were available (because Colm raised a good respectful boy that knows how to treat a woman on her period). when he returns, Inej is dumbfounded and can't believe he would do something like that for her. the rest of the week he makes sure she's okay, drinking enough, not in too much pain, etc. etc. he also helps her make a makeshift heating pad.
from then on Jesper tracks her cycle and, every single month without fail, brings her chocolate and pain killers on the first day. sometimes he shows up and Inej is like "no i have another week" and he goes "?? no it should be within the next day or so" and he's always right. hes forgetful about almost everything but never this
and post ck every time she leaves Ketterdam Jesper makes sure she's has enough chocolate and pain killers to get her through her voyage
#he does to for nina too btw#he also makes sure kaz doesnt give her shit that week#should i write a fic?#i think i will be writing a fic#i think about this often#this is based on my brother doing the same thing for me and his female friends#its really sweet#jesper fahey#inej ghafa#six of crows#crooked kingdom#shadow and bone tv#jesper and inej#six of crows headcanons
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𝑆𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑒 - 𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑣𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛
“Suddenly Moomintroll lifted his nose and listened! Far away Snufkin was playing his gayest song: ‘All small beasts should have bows in their tails.’ And Moomintroll began to run towards the music."
Down by the river he came upon Snufkin who was sitting on the bridge with his legs dangling over the water, his old hat pulled down over his ears.
Hello,’ said Moomintroll sitting down beside him. ‘Hello to you,’ said Snufkin, and went on playing. The sun was up now and shone straight into their eyes, making them blink. They sat swinging their legs over the running water, feeling happy and carefree.”
- Finn Family Moomintroll, 1948
#what could be better to wake up to than a gay spring tune?#moomin#tove jansson#hihi look how excited he is to see his friend again! <3#snufkin#moomintroll#comics#moomin books#little my#spring aesthetic#finn family moomintroll#anime aesthetic#anime scenery#tanoshii moomin ikka#cartoon#90s#female writers#cottagecore#nostalgia#nostalgiacore#the moominhouse#flowercore#nature#spring vibes#naturecore#flowers#cute#sfw agere#quote#spring academia
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Spencer, dear, I'm so sorry, but "I Will Survive" is not a Crowley song. Seriously? Disappointed
Bro-
Do I-
*waves frenetically towards the picture below*
Portraying Crowley as this suave, cool and mysterious guy that breathes rock is such a surface level analysis of this dork. That's what HE wants you to think of him. Gorgeous redhead fellaw with slinky hips and rockstar style, yes, BUT
He had his silly goose phase and his silly goose phase was Disco Tony and everyone in my household is going to respect Disco Tony
Look me in my bloody eyes and tell me this lil queer fella and his buddy Freddie Fucking Mercury didn't go down to the Golden Lion back in old Soho and drink their weights in beer as "I Will Survive" played and they kissed some guys here and there?
("Why the Golden Lion again, sweetheart? Why not that Harpoon Louis place everyone is talking about back in Earls Court Road?"
"Ngk, no reason. Absolutely not because I'm very desperately trying to bump into this very very annoying guy whom's I've only seen from a far since we last talked in the 60's after he gave me something we had had a fight over some years before and now we are kinda weird with each other and I dunnot know what he expects of me, but, fucking Heaven's, why does the bloody angel have to be so bloody complicated anyway? You should have seen the way he looked at me. The bloody idiot sitting in my Bentley saying I "go too fast". Go too fast?! What does that even mean?!"
"Ah. Right. Bookshop darling."
"Ngk. No. More like. Pain in my arse. The idiot. The way he looked at me made me feel like...agh....like I was falling apart. Is it really so hard for him to stop being a posh little shite and talk to me straight? Stop- Don't look at me like that. Pull that bloody eyebrow back down, you noisance. You know exactly what I mean. I just...ngk, it feels so lonely sometimes and-"
"Lonely, you say, darling?"
"Don't. Don't you even, Mr. Big Shot Rock Star. Azi-...The angel and I go back a long long time. I'm just used to have him around, that's all, but he's so...so..."
"Extremely queer and quite dishy? I don't see the problem here, really, Tony dear. Just walk up to the bloke and grab his arse. Worked for me and Jim just fine."
"You got bloody lucky, is what you got. Absolutely high out of your own arse, you bastard. I don't do that."
"Oh, but you do-"
"Ngk. No. Not to him...Bloody Heavens, stop-"
"I didn't say anything."
"I can feel you judging all the way from here, Melina."
"My sincere apologies if my sunglasses cannot hide how much I think you're a bloody cream puff, Anthonia Jennifer Crowley. The man is unmistakably almost as bent as the two of us combined. How much do you want to bet with me, right here, right now, that man is dying to have you turn him into an artiste until he is absolutely knackered?"
"Satan, you're fucking impossible sometimes...It's not that bloody simple, alright? Just. There's so much left unspoken between us still and-"
"God, that's a load of tosh, Anthony. You're arse over tits in love with the bloke and instead of getting a move on and a possibly great shag..."
"...Fred...?"
"Hold up one second, darling. Let me just-"
"Fred-What the-Fred-What-Is that-Where the fuck did you take that notebook from? We are on out way to the pub! What-! Stop bloody writing-!"
BAAM Freddie Mercury writes "One Year Of Love" on his way to the Golden Lion in Soho in the company of his mate Anthony J. Crowley, once again sucking on the man's pinning for the mysterious bookshop bloke he has the hots for.)
Anyway- (Adhd brain. It's 5 am on a saturday. What do you want from me?)
I rest my case
Snake boy absolutely asks Alexa to play that song when he is alone in his flat and he wants to feel a lil nostalgic and let loose
#bro adhd brain is real#this is a silly ask and i turned it into a fictional conversation between Legend Freddie Mercury and a silly fictional demon with a crush#bros go to sleep#ain't nothing good nor productive coming out of anyone's brain at 5 am i promise#post season 2 crowley absolutely hammered out of his arse singing this song with that little hatred towards the angel?#bet#...i might actually need to write this ngl#ADD IT TO THE LIST KRONK#asks#anon#disco tony#good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#anthony j crowley#aziracrow#david tennant#gomens#crowley good omens#freddie mercury#and yeah freddie gave must his friend stupid nicknames mostly female nicknames#crowley got stuck with anthonia jennifer i'm sorry it's 5 am and my brain can do so much#and yes freddie's nickname was melina#you thought my only obcession was the snake man eh? boy are you mistaken#aziraphale and crowley#this is about my crowley playlist i presume#if not oops too late#crowley and aziraphale#aziraphale good omens
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i really cannot do cryland srsly and not even cus i'm a payneland shipper like when i was watching the show all the flirting just felt so unnatural and uncomfy i was like "this feels weird is this supposed to be weird"
#and at the time i was rooting for catwin#(still love em tho)#but i couldn't do cryland#just one of those ships that gross me out for no explainable reason#i LOVE them as friends#but if it's romantic I CAN'T DO IT I'M SORRY#dead boy detectives#dbda#save dead boy detectives#charles rowland#crystal palace#also there's this part that i feel like no one talks about in ep 8 where crystal throws charles his backpac#but she throws it too far and that was weird cus like#obviously it was intentional this is a tv show#but now thinking about it#maybe it was saying like “close but not quite”#and there was that whole thing where charles was like “maybe the reason i like her sm is cus she's like a female version of my best friend”#“this does not have any romantic connotations at all!”#like men say theyre fighting demons and the demons be bisexuality fr
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the James Somerton thing really shows how hard people are willing to go to bat for a white cis guy who seems to say all the right things and makes content they like no matter how much everyone else has proof of them being a bad person. That is, until a more popular white cis guy who says all the right things calls them out.
This isn't a criticism of Hbomberguy at all, but of everyone else for refusing to listen to the voices of the people James hurt until Hbomb made it cool. This happens all the time and is still happening and it drives me insane. Y'all need to do better.
#coughquintonreviewscough#everyone's willing to believe victims until a white man they like says not to i guess#even when said white man a) has a history of being very creepy to various female youtubers#and b) is literally contradicting his own stated beliefs#dude literally said “victims should be believed because a woman can stand to loose everything when they call out a man”#but then was like “oh but dont believe this woman shes just a creepy stalker who wants to force herself into my life”#i wont say everything i know since it's not my story to tell but#i want yall to wonder why while quinton's editors came to bat for him#literally none of the people quinton has collabed with did#if theyre his friends or at least like him why didnt they say anything#also it took way too long for game grumps to fall from grace#yknow despite how consistently racist and sexist they were non stop
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