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Je vais au concert de stephen motherfucking sanchez demain et croyez moi, j'suis pas ready for it.
#stephen sanchez#omgggg#not fucking ready man#i'm going to see my boiiiiiiiiii#pray for me#paris here I come
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iconic of him. he must be getting ready to drop a fuckin' nuke or some shit. he WANTS people to talk about it. hes out for blood. he wants to make sure drake will never come back from this.
#kendrick lamar#drake#this is fucking wild i cannot wait to see what he has in store#fuck drake man im ready for him to be obliterated
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The JA books and subsequent woobification of padawan Obi-Wan have people overlooking a key fact, which is the innate ability of all 14 yr olds to immediately lock onto your deepest insecurities and fucking eviscerate you. You look at TCW Obi-Wan's bitchiness and tell me he did not have this ability but dialled up to 11 cause he's also a psychic force-sensitive.
I fully believe padawan Obi-Wan was terrorising Qui-Gon, the reason that man's always running ahead and leaving his padawan behind is because he's avoiding having to explain his life choices to the galaxy's most judgemental teenager. Initiate Obi-Wan is aggressive, padawan Obi-Wan is passive-aggressive.
#this kid was fully ready to tell the master who he just acquired through the skin of his teeth to get fucked if he doesnt agree on M/D#yoda put them together cause he knows obi wan can hold his own against qui gon giving him a taste of his own medicine#qui gon post xanatos is easy pickings but it seems mean to kick a man while he's down so thats why obi wan mostly bites his tongue#obi wan kenobi#qui gon jinn#qui gon and obi wan#star wars
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For the people saying that Jayce had no motivation to shot Viktor…
Did you not see the fucked up shit that Jayce is seeing?
My man went into the hexcore and saw horrors beyond his comprehension. He called hextech, HIS DREAM, a curse
When he looks at the people on the commune he sees hollow vessels with people faces and the marks of Viktor’s fingers
Jayce caved Viktor’s chest in because he KNEW that the pretty colors and the art deco architecture was a facade. That whatever Viktor is doing is stripping people from their true selves and leaving behind puppets that play a game called community where no one reacts like a normal person because no matter how good you life in your community is
NO ONE WOULD JUST STAND AND LOOK WHILE THE MAD HAMMER MAN NEARLY DISINTEGRATES WHAT LOOKS LIKE A CHILD TO ASHE
These are Zaunites. They would have curb stomped Jayce to the ground
But they didn’t
They stood there
Because their Machine Herald told them to “Suffer no more”
And what is fear, what is love, if not a form of suffering
#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#jayce talis#viktor arcane#act 3 will be those same events from Jayce’s point of view and you fuckers better be ready for some fucked up lovecraftian shit#I’m saying it right now that man walked the void and came back#but unfortunately by doing what he did he killed Viktor’s value in humanity#doomed yaoi#Viktor will Megatron from transformers animated build his own body by ghost of the machine some mining gear#and he will have NEGATIVE desire to install human emotion on his new model of self#glorious evolution
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Thinking about that one joke in the Book of Bill that implied Bill might be the biological father of the Flynn kids. Thinking about how Linda Flynn had a secret career as a famous astrophysicist at one point. Thinking about how we don’t know exactly what Bill was doing in the 90s, and how he seems to want to skim over that part of his life, after Ford broke up with him for good but before the twins showed up in Gravity Falls.
Thinking about how Bill frequently hung out with famous musicians. Thinking about Linda, a brilliant young woman fresh off a bizarre pop star career, wanting to make a name for herself that ISN’T Lindana, might have found a new direction with an old friend (before he showed her his true colors.)
Thinking about Bill, fresh off a devastating breakup, trying again one more time to get SOMEONE on Earth to make him a portal. Trying to make the plan WORK. Trying to get a home for his friends in the face of a home dimension that was being destroyed (again). Having someone who’s COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from the man he was obsessed with, but who was no less brilliant and no less capable. (But, unfortunately for him, MUCH less gullible.)
Thinking about how Linda doesn’t want people to know about her former career as a famous astrophysicist. How she keeps this secret, even better than she did her past as Lindana. How she keeps the lid on this even TIGHTER. How she’s almost bitter about it. As if something HAPPENED.
I’m not saying Bill Cipher WAS Linda’s partner of at least five years, even going so far as to start a family with her before she saw his true colors and filed some sort of Uber-effective inter-dimensional restraining order against him, one-upping him so hard that he doesn’t even wanna think about it, but. Holy shit. Imagine
#book of bill#phineas and ferb#gravity falls#linda flynn fletcher#bill cipher#Linda Cipher AU#artists on tumblr#fanart#I know it’s a joke I KNOW IT’S A JOKE#BUT WHO AM I IF NOT THE CRACK TAKEN SERIOUSLY PERSON#ALSO THE TIMELINES MATCH UP AND THAT DRIVES ME INSANE#Also you can’t tell me Bill Cipher being Candace’s dad wouldn’t explain some things about her#also like#I wanna explore this from a perspective that gives Linda MORE agency you know?#because that’s WAY more fascinating to me than ‘’haha Bill fucked Phineas’s mom’’#Linda gets to stand with Ford and Charlene in the ‘’divorced an evil triangle man’’ corner trading stories and sipping punch#anyway uhhh I have a lot more art of this so get ready#looney mooney rants#mooneyart#looney mooney art#long post
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so my book of bill copy arrived
#notandvmp#art#shitpost#book of bill#bill cipher#ford pines#stanford pines#gravity falls#billford#the book of bill#this fucking book man#buy it#buy bills book NOW#i wouldve drawn the hat too but i genuinely could not get it to look right#also i forgot how much i hate drawing faces#i think it came out decent enough though#but yeah the gravity falls autism? back in full swing like it never left#i thought i was emotionally moved on but no alex dropped these fucking bombshells and now hinting about “summer returns 2026”????#im not ready to cry over these characters for like the fourth fucking time i didnt consent to that
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funnies aside about the catboy episode im starting to see a pattern
#🐠.jpeg#hatchetfield#nightmare time#time bastard#hatchetfield ape man#hey melissa#ted spankoffski#this is not to say he was doing any good as a dog in melissas care but like#the way he caved instantly when it got him praise and affection says a lot#he was so ready to just be someones dog for life he was so ready to be a fucking apeman#and then the whole pushy asshole thing in time bastard#how much of him is just made up to be appealing to others#can someone like. hug him or something at least once.
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I have been thinking about the blackening (as one does)…
…and it’s so interesting to me, the penalty Shen Qingqiu is faced with should he not decide to yeet his disciple into hell.
Account termination. Instant death. Sent directly home to his already-long-dead body, and that’s it for the villain of the piece who outright refuses his villainy. The protagonist needs a blackening for the story to continue, and Shen Qingqiu is going to provide it or get written out of the narrative. Either way, Luo Binghe is going to lose him. Either way, this is a turning point.
I wouldn’t claim that this is the intent of the penalty, but it fascinates me that the System has, potentially, backed the plotline into a corner - because Binghe still stands to be blackened even if Shen Qingqiu took the other choice.
Think about what that would look like, to him. He’s at the Immortal Alliance Conference, and everything is going wrong. He’s been outed as a demon, and not just a demon - the top tier of demon, as bad as it gets from the perspective of a righteous cultivator. His beloved teacher, the person who has been kindest to him and opened his home and heart to him, is standing there with his sword in hand, deciding what he’s going to do about what must look, to him, like a horrific betrayal. Binghe is apologizing. Binghe is begging for his life.
Shen Qingqiu hears him. Maybe it shows on his face, or in his voice, that he already knew; maybe there’s no hint at all, but Shen Qingqiu is suddenly talking quickly with an abrupt sense of urgency that Luo Binghe is having a hard time keeping up with. Telling him he’ll be wonderful - telling him he’s the best. Telling him the world will be his, with emotions cracking through that aloof mask that Binghe has never seen on Shizun’s face before, and it’s terrifying for reasons that Binghe cannot identify.
(He will, later. When he has time to think, he’ll realize it sounded like a goodbye.)
And then Shen Qingqiu is bleeding. And then Shen Qingqiu is on the ground. And then Shen Qingqiu is dead. There’s no countdown for Binghe - there’s no System, there’s no warning, there’s no answers.
Luo Binghe is a heavenly demon in the middle of a conference sabotaged by demons. Luo Binghe is alone. His fellow competing disciples are scattered, some dead or injured. The Peak Lord of Qing Jing Peak, the second in command of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect, maybe the only person he loved and who loved him back, is dead at his feet. No one will believe him if he says it isn’t his fault.
(He can’t believe it isn’t his fault.)
What choice does he have but to run? The last heavenly demon the cultivation world went up against has been sealed under a mountain for years, and one of the people responsible for that is probably looking for Shen Qingqiu already. They’ll be looking for him, too. There isn’t anywhere to hide; there isn’t any time to mourn.
There isn’t even enough time to ask why. Why again.
There is no closure waiting for him, because there is nothing to explain what happened. It just is.
It would be a different kind of blackening, certainly - less intense, probably, less of a warping, desperate thing. But how many times can one person have all the love and safety in their world torn out from under them before it starts to show? Before they just don’t allow things like love and safety to touch them, because that’s the better option?
Interesting to consider that, simply by offering the choices it did, the System rigged the story to guarantee that Luo Binghe would end up in hell (deliberate or not).
Interesting to consider that, even if Shen Qingqiu made what might have seemed like a kinder choice, there was every chance it wouldn’t have been.
#scum villian self saving system#svsss#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#I have been thinking about Alternative Blackening Methods#(for reasons)#(don’t worry about it)#and while I don’t think it would be on the same level as the endless abyss#I think suddenly losing his Shizun would fuck Binghe up#especially like that with no explanation right in front of him??#like#he is not gonna be okay#and then he’s stuck in a realm filled to the BRIM with cultivators after his blood#maybe it’s not THE blackening but it is A blackening#and it gives me feelings#because even if sqq was willing to make that sacrifice I’m not convinced that would have… helped Binghe#(also au where sqq somehow has the mushroom body ready to go before the conference)#(and Binghe unexpectedly encounters his Shizun in the wild)#(and they run away together in the most ill-conceived escape plan known to man)
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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol
#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude#like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao#him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly#like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh#like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman#man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows#his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway#like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why#like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol#the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls#im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development#like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about#like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but
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last gif credit to @sunglassesmish others are mine. ❤️
#oh my god fucking help me#this is better than ithought it could be#i don't know what i expected#but im not disappointed#we got LOU CRINKLE FACE EPISODE ONE#we are winning and we are eating#WHAT IS THAT FACE#LOU#evan buckley#tommy kinard#bucktommy#oliver stark#lou ferrigno jr#the scream i scrumpt#im ready for the tears the laughter and the helicopter crashes#otp: come home and be with your man#911 spoilers#sort of#911 abc#911 on abc#911 season 8#tarlos#911 lonestar#tk strand#carlos reyes#otp: and we're soulmates
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I know a lot of people use these two images to show Viktor's character development into a (what we have yet to seen) antagonist, but I think it shows a more resolute—hardened Viktor.
In this shot, Viktor is stagnant. He looks lost, sad, even surprised. He only watches on as Jayce speaks for them, and Hextech, as a whole.
In this scene, he feels and looks utterly powerless.
But this Viktor?
He looks determined. Resolute and unrelenting. Shaped, now, by his own regrets. Instead of Jayce doing the talking, Viktor does.
This is a Viktor who looks like he's daring the council to fuck with him, frankly. A Viktor that is determined to set things right, to not lose their dream again, no matter what.
(And whether Jayce and Viktor succeed in this, we'll see)
#just realized that dogged determination may be the factor into his GLORIOUS EVOLUTION#if the arcane writers go that route#tbh i always find it funnt how people say viktor looks evil here bc im like? nah my man looks ready to verbally destroy someone#like i said hes literally daring you to fuck with him and find out and its great#another animation detail i found is that Viktor's eyes widen and have that little sparkle of hope/wonder when hes says “independence”#arcane viktor#arcane lol#tbh if im talking about jayce or viktor you can just assume#jayvik
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I haven't read the Odyssey so I'm asking you. Are you telling me besides Athena, Apollo was the god who helped Odysseus and his family the most? Indirectly at least.
If that's true it's really a missed opportunity in EPIC.
No, no, the god who assists Odysseus the most after Athena is unquestionably Zeus.
Zeus genuinely has no problems with Odysseus and makes it very clear that he finds the man brilliant and would have already had him home and safe if he had his way, but he makes it clear that he's deferring to Poseidon who actually has the problem with Odysseus because, ultimately, the sea is Poseidon's domain and kingdom and Zeus doesn't intend to step on his brother's toes.
(Od. Book 1 trans. Robert Fitzgerald)
I'd definitely give third place to Apollo however. The big bug-bear about Apollo in the Odyssey is just that he's much less tangible than Athena or even Hermes who appears to Odysseus multiple times to help guide him/give him proclamations. His presence is everywhere though; like I've previously mentioned (and like he did with Jason) it's Apollo protecting Odysseus from Poseidon as he sails the sea after Odysseus blinds Polyphemus. It's also Apollo keeping Telemachus safe. His most vital role by far is when Odysseus returns to Ithaca in time for the challenge that will determine the next king. Not only is it a shooting contest whose first hurdle is to string a bow, the challenge itself takes place on a festival day for Apollo. Athena is there with Odysseus and Telemachus physically, but Apollo is looking after them in spirit, sending signs and signals to keep Telemachus especially safe.
(Od. Book 15, Telemachus warns about the state of Odysseus' house to Theoclymenus, a son of one of Apollo's prophets.)
There's also the fact that Odysseus makes sure to pray to Apollo before he attempts to string the bow:
(Od. Book 21. Beggar-Odysseus petitions to shoot his shot)
Likewise, before he slays the first suitor, Odysseus again prays for Apollo's guidance and gaze to guide his arrows:
(Od. Book 22. Odysseus commits the first of many (divinely-sanctioned) murders)
Also, as an additional thing, have Telemachus invoking Zeus, Athena and Apollo that he could see the suitors have their asses beat:
(Od. Book 18. Telemachus excitedly gushes to him mom about his cool new friend (Odysseus. Odysseus is the friend.)
There's a lot of minimisation of Apollo's role in the Odyssey because it isn't as bright and showy as his role was in the Iliad but hey, even there people tend to minimise how truly present Apollo is for the duration of the war when they're doing adaptations. Within Epic, the stage is already more than set for both Apollo and Athena to be there at the advent of Odysseus' revenge but none of that matters if that's not the creator's intention, y'know?
#ginger rambles#ginger answers asks#the odyssey#epic the musical#epic the wisdom saga#Man shoutout to Antinous for invoking Apollo to be like#oh haha yeah we'll just postpone the challenge and offer a sacrifice to Apollo#so he won't be mad#Like Apollo didn't already have his bow cocked and ready to shoot all the suitors LMAO#Odysseus and Laertes also both thank Apollo for keeping their sons safe btw#Odysseus thanks Apollo offhandedly while speaking about Telemachus -thanking him for ensuring that Telemachus took after him in wisdom#While Laertes is restored for a brief moment after he and Odysseus reunite and he thanks Zeus Athena and Apollo for keeping him and Ody#long enough to have this reunion#Other fun things include: Penelope praying to Artemis to strike her down on the day before the challenge so she never has to be w/h another#man besides Odysseus#The suitors praying (loudly and with fervour) for Apollo to strike Telemachus down#And Odysseus praying to Zeus because the amount of times he wanted to just say “fuck it” and start slaughtering people#for defiling his house LMAO#odysseus#telemachus#apollo#athena#zeus#Thank you for the ask!
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I love it when I’m into male orientated series that lack a lot of females only for them to introduce new female characters but then they never get fucking used again- and yes this slightly regards my last post lol.
#meg text#get ready for A LOT of tags#getter robo#casshern sins#giant robo#sonic the hedgehog#mega man#persona 3#kei minamikaze#lyuze#ginrei#blaze the cat#quake woman#persona 3 femc#(im not choosing between names of femc so there’s no debate lol)#shitpost#blaze is the only one who has it good but at the same time fuck knows when she appeared in a game (sonadow gen barely counts!)#oh and for the mega man one so many characters could've fit the bill but I went with tempo cause of how nonexistent females are in classic#like yeah froms from a comic so that’s even worse but THATS STILL SOMETHING AND THEN IT ENDED#also I like how half of the girls are fucking dead
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sag aftra: strike over! you guys can start promoting projects again about midday nov. 9th!
nicholas galitzine: FINALLY! LOOK AT THESE TIKTOK EDITS OF THE GAY LITTLE PRINCE I WAS! I LOVE HIM! LOOK AT THESE MEMORIES OF ME AND TAYLOR! I LOVE HIM!
#red white and royal blue#rwrb#rwrb movie#this man was chomping at the fucking bit#he has those tiktok edits SAVED AND READY#nicholas galitzine#taylor zakhar perez#sag aftra
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me leaving my bubble and seeing everyone hate on demetri for taking the last sekai taikai spot
#you guys don't get him like i get him#like that annoying prick is my FAVORITE character#and eli fucking stomped all over his heart once again#give him a break if he acted out of anger#and guess what!!! eli and dems whole fight was not about who was the better fighter!!!!!#i stg it's like everyone missed the whole point#anyway take my baby's name out of your mouth#demetri solos and no one is ready to admit that#like all his actions are justified#and he's the only one with enough of a brain to be like why the FUCK are we still doing this karate war bullshit!!!#the man is TIRED#he's ready to be DONE#also congratulations is is order for his MIT acceptance#that's INSANE GOOD FOR HIM#ok rant over i just love him#ck spoilers#cobra kai spoilers#cobra kai season 6 spoilers#demetri alexopoulos#cobra kai
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I simply think this fandom doesn't give Wei Wuxian enough credit for the various ways in which he saved Lan Wangji
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wangxian#idk man- i just see a lot of “Lan Wangji has always been protecting Wei Wuxian” posts and its like...#I mean... Lan Wangji has always certainly been trying to protect Wei Wuxian#it took him a long time to figure how to successfully do that though#rereading the books rn and noticing theres a lot of instances that could be read as lwj being frustrated over his inability to protect wwx#like he seemed ready to cry when wwx went missing for a while and then came back with the cursed leg#lwj has always been great at protecting wwx from physical threats (ex: waterborn abyss) but had no idea how to protect him from himself#meanwhile wwx has always been instictually good at saving lwj from both#like I'm 100% lwj would've become like Jiang Cheng if wwx hadn't snapped him out of the blindly following authority thing#and also like... 15 y/o lwj wasnt happy with his life. he was lonely and stressed and literally signing up to be flogged whenever he goofed#wwx is who allowed lwj to grow up by showing him what it was like to actually be a kid (shown in story whenever lwj gets drunk)#he led lwj to having a more flexible mindset. and it both let lwj relax and set lwj up to be a better parent#looking into lwj's dynamic with the juniors- he lets them break a fuck ton of the petty rules and encourages them to question authority#he also teaches them to not be married to any one meathod of problem solving#wwx is also able to save lwj from his own stubbornness#ex: carrying lwj when he broke his leg. getting lwj to cough up bad blood. getting lwj to keep the rabbits#wwx also tends to give lwj the words he has trouble saying himself. helps him communicate#wwx also protects lwj in fights a lot but thats narratively less important#except the various times wwx puts himself in danger to help lwj. those times are what made it so lwj could never move on from wwx#like with the cave incident#or when wwx helped surpress the arm instead of using the chaos to escape cloud recesses#tldr i guess: i think this fandom tends to treat lwj being the best like its natural to him when really wwx accidentaly rewired his brain#I'm looking directly at fanfic writers who act like the Lans would've treated wwx better than the Jiangs#lwj had to do so much work and self reflection post meeting wwx to be the way he is. he is not the sole product of the Lan teachings
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