#not digging

[noita-digging]

Here's a digging bolt wand I used to kill a powered-up Toveri.

Spell by spell breakdown:

Double Spell draws 2 spells to the outer cast state.

reduce spread makes the outer cast state more accurate and draws 1.

The Spark Bolt Trigger creates a new inner cast state and draws 1.

Each Add-Mana spell adds 30 mana to the wand and draws 1.

The Divide by 2 spell draws 1 and makes the following spell happen two additional times.

The Divide by 3 spell draws 1 and casts the following spell happen three additional times.

Critical on Water adds 100% crit chance and draws 1. Both of these effects happen 6 times from the divide by spells, and an additional time due to the spell itself for a total of 700% crit chance and 7 draw (as if it were a multicast spell).

Triple Spell draws 3.

Seven Digging Bolts, each having a base of 8 drill-type damage.

Material Water since it belongs to the same cast state as the Critical On Water spells it grants 700% crit to all other projectiles in the cast state. Which has the effect of multiplying their damage by 35. This is also the last spell in the inner cast state.

Finally we have a chainsaw, which sets the cast-delay to 0 so that the wand can cast again on the very next gametick. This chainsaw was drawn by the Double Spell at the very start of the wand.

Lastly, a Light spell draws 1, which since there are no more spells after it, causes the wand to wrap, casting the whole thing a 2nd time before reloading.

So, the damage from the wand is 8 drill damage times 7 spells per cast times 35 for the crit multiplier times 60 frames per second times 0.5 because Toveri has a 50% resistance to drill damage. For a grand total of 58,800 dps. Atleast by my calculations, it's possible I made a mistake somewhere. Tovari died a lot faster than I expected. Also, the wand doesn't work right if the Triple Spell is moved any later in the wand. The divide-by spells work in mysterious ways.

[fuckingshutup]

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[great-and-small]

I was walking on a rather remote beach when I came upon this Whip eel drying up in the sun. These are intertidal eels that can actually handle themselves out of water for a bit, but it’s not normal for them to be fully exposed in direct sunlight like this. The tide was at least six hours from coming in and I felt like this eel was in distress, so I made the decision to dig him out and return to the ocean. His body was too delicate to be simply pulled from the hole without injury, so I got to digging.

This endeavor took about 40 minutes as the eel was quite long and difficult to excavate. Also had to continually refill my temporary eel pond to keep him from drying out entirely while I worked.

If you are an eel aficionado like myself, please enjoy this silly little video of the relocation process set to some jaunty royalty-free disco music.

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[nevereacheaven]

Miku binder Thomas Jefferson has hit the Pentagon (Daveed Diggs inner circle)

[thesaltyace]

Y'all I did NOT know this about Harris, and I think it's really critical that we all listen and understand as we approach this election. Video at the end.

This creator's video describes how progressive Harris was as a prosecutor -- actively going against the grain to the point she was accused of being soft on crime. Accused of being a social worker, not a prosecutor. She calls it being smart on crime. She's pushing for systemic changes to give real pathways to reintegrate incarcerated folks back into society and prevent their past from continuing to haunt them moving forward.

"Kamala's a cop" is a catchy dismissive response usually used to shut down conversation rather than add nuance. But this kind of reform is ESSENTIAL to work towards a present and future that treats incarcerated people with value.

I fell for it in 2020 and have thought "Kamala's a cop" without further inspection since - and I'm sobered by the realization that (you guessed it!) I'm not immune to propaganda.

A better system only follows liberal democracy, because library democracy allows for exploration of better systems. If authoritarianism takes hold, it will not allow for the exploration of better systems. We will have to fight tooth and nail just to try to get back to liberal democracy, and I suspect we could not achieve it in our lifetimes.

Harris isn't perfect. But she's a hell of a lot better than many leftists have led me to believe. Don't let perfection be the enemy of good. Don't let perfection be the enemy of harm reduction.

We can either help elect Trump and usher in authoritarian fascism, or we can help defeat him and pull things back in the direction we want to go. Not liking the choices doesn't absolve you from participating and doing the most good you can with the options available.

I'll link the original video in the replies. The original video has captions if you need them.

[yunisverse]

Been thinking about my old fakemons and what good good pubbies they are.

Cerbernard's barrel is full of aged berry juice that works as a Full Heal for lost and injured mountaineers. Berrel's barrel is full of Berrel.

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur fanart is always so fun to receive, but I do giggle sometimes at the yassification

[proxycrit]

Linktober day 11: rollin’ inn

After a day fighting a volcano, the heroic group stumble back to the inn to take a Long Rest. Unfortunately for Link, his sleep is interrupted by mournful ghosts partying it up in his brain.

(Mineru and rauru were the last of their kind ever since the already small insular zonai kingdom was decimated by a strange, flesh bending plague. A lone miner found the two children, and decided to take them in despite concerns of the curse.

He raised them. When they asked him to help fight the source of their blood family’s extinction, who was he to say no?)

More about this totk au! (It all started when zelda did not get teleported into the past, and then spiraled from there)

Patreon!

[loo-nuh-tik]

Interview with the Vampire | 2.05

[noita-digging]

Lost internet at home. So I'll be on haitus till atelast the end of the month. I hope to be back with a finalized durability scale by May 10th at the latest.

[crustaceousfaggot]

Crane Wives songs will be like *folk guitar intro* ooowoahhhhhhhh ooowaoahhhhh. I am a wolf in the river. I am worried that I'm too volatile to ever be in a stable relationship. *guitar interlude with some percussion now* ooowoahhhhhhhh ooowaoahhhhh. There is ash in my hair. I am so tired all the time. I think I'm a bad person.

[erysium]

long distance feelings

[czepeku]

Some say that touching a dragon's skeleton can grant you temporary magical abilities. Let's find out! 🐲

[mudkipper]

It's that time of year