he/his or they/them, full time goldsmith and hand engraver, part time fae trickster, Irish, late 30s, generally confused. Been here since 2012 for my sins
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Which one is closest to yours? Mine is like 6ish-7ish.
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better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet
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I feel like I'm having a stucking froke
Sam Handwich.
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when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language
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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again
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What the fuck was I talking about last night?!
I've lost my gruntles, and I'm very displeased and discontented about it
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Eurasian Red Squirrel/ekorre. Värmland, Sweden (July 31, 2025).
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Pog is in reference to the game POGs where you had little cardboard discs. The original discs were the lids of a drink and became their own thing which the company pivoted to selling. Like how Frisbee used to be a pie company.
Fun tangent fact: wrigley's gum was originally a soap company. To sell their soap they started including a pack of baking soada to get rid of tough stains. The baking soada became more popular so they pivoted and sold that separately. To help sell the baking soada they included a pack of chewing gum. The gum became popular so they pivoted again to just selling gum.
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A cockatoo broke our rocket. :(
Gonna need a tiny bit more context here bud
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i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights
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Thank you, I'm already feeling more crepit and sheveled at the prospect of getting gruntled
I've lost my gruntles, and I'm very displeased and discontented about it
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