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It’s coming….
#ao3#star wars#crosshair#Tech#x reader#fanfic#smut#you’re welcome#not dead just overworked#crosshair/reader#tech/reader
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My father's secretary
Danny Fenton did not expect to be secretary material but after 7 years of being a hero and having Jazz as his elder sister, he was damn good at it. He needed a job, he knew that, and Wayne Enterprises was willing to hire a 21 year old taking online college classes for aerospace engineering.
And he was fucking thankful for that cause Mr. Wayne was pretty neat and bought him good food and coffee whenever he looked out of it. Half his family were already in Gotham with only his parents in Amity. They were finally reformed and now their research finally advocated for the rights of ghosts and spread awareness on their culture. Good for them.
Jazz and Dante were in Arkham working as a psychologist and guard. Elle was still in school, enrolled into Gotham Academy once Vlad insisted on paying her tuition. To be fair, he was paying for Danny's tuition too.
But back to his secretary duties. His boss was Bruce Wayne, yes, but he did often work with the man's son and the current CEO. Tim was nice and had the same caffeine addiction as him. (Jazz highly discouraged this friendship in case they both made a monstrosity of coffee and energy drinks.)
But Mr. Wayne was the best. He was rather clumsy and a bit airheaded but he was the best fucking boss he could ever ask for. The man's paternal instincts were on point and Danny was almost intimidated when the man started handing him extra cash whenever Danny came to the office looking more tired than usual. When that failed, Mr. Wayne resorted to giving him more material things.
Now, he doesn't want to take advantage of this ridiculously kind man with a lack of self preservation (God, was this what Jazz felt about him?). But Mr. Wayne had given him this amazing coffee maker and then proceeded to give Danny the best toaster ever. And Danny has always been known to resolutely be against Billionaires adopting him. But Mr. Wayne?
Danny had honed his back talking skills to perfection to talk down arrogant elites that kept demanding for his boss. He mastered his customer service voice and that condescending look he saw the receptionists give people like they were tantruming toddlers. Danny was ready to fight for that man (Vlad was choking somewhere as the Fentons worriedly look at him).
Jason has heard about Danny Fenton a couple of times. Tim, Dick, and Bruce had mentioned him a lot. Bruce's new secretary that looked like he'd woken up from a coma and was comparable to a grumpy cat on his best days. He's seen the guy a couple times, noticed how he was almost as tall as Jason. Honestly, he kinda looked like a twig (but then that was because of Danny's suit that he made sure didn't completely fit him).
Seriously. Danny was willing to fucking fight anyone and everyone for Bruce Wayne.
The guy was strange. Very strange. Especially when the pits seemed to either become frantic or calm whenever he was around. It depended on the situation really, but mostly the pits grew calmer around Fenton. Like a cat that finally saw its favorite person. It was so weird.
He was drawn to Fenton, sometimes finding himself walking towards the man before he snaps out of it.
It's on this day where Danny was by Bruce's side, a stylus and tablet in hand. He was furiously tapping away at his phone, cursing under his breath about bothersome and stuck up cialiteses.
"Jason!" Bruce happily greets, "Don't mind Danny for a bit. He's telling of some investors for trying to meddle with the company. Tim is too sleep deprived to handle it."
"Where is Tim?"
"Danny threatened to throw the company's coffee maker out the window if he doesn't take a nap." Bruce chuckles, glancing fondly at his fiesty secretary. "Danny?"
"Give me a minute, Mr. Wayne. Some people are trying to squeeze into your schedule when I specifically told them that they can't." Danny says, clearly irritated but looks at Bruce with an apologetic gaze. "No—Mr. Luthor, neither Mr. Drake nor Mr. Wayne are available on that day—"
And it dissolved into Danny telling of what Jason assumes was Lex Luthor to stop his attempts. In other words, corporate for Fuck off.
"He's good, isn't he?" Jason humms as he follows Bruce down the hall, glancing at the tired employees that looked utterly exhausted and horrifically motivated. "Looks like adoption bait."
"Unfortunately, Danny is a very much against Billionaires adopting him. His godfather is one and has attempted multiple times." Bruce sighs, feigning a sorrowful look as he sends Danny a small pout. "What did you do when he tried the fifth time again?"
"I blew up his car, Mr. Wayne." Danny nonchalantly says, "But that only made him want to adopt me more."
Jason blinks, baffled before he's laughing at the utter absurdity of the situation.
"That sounds similar to—"
Gunshots tore through the air as people immediately screamed. At the entrance of the building was the Joker in all his insanity, guns blazing. Jason froze, sucking in a deep breath as he took one step back. They weren't in costume, they weren't the Red Hood and Batman in that moment.
"Nightwing, Robin, and Spoiler are on their way." Oracle says through the comms but that doesn't comfort him in the slightest.
It's chaos in moments and people are ducking their heads to avoid the bullets. Jason and Bruce look right at each other, taking cover as bullets ruin the walls and furniture. But Bruce is dragged from his spot, pulled towards the Joker who laughs maniacally as he pressed a gun against Bruce's head.
"Mr. Wayne!" Many people yell as they all stared in horror as the Joker threatens Gotham's beloved prince.
Jason immediately remembers an explosion and a crowbar.
(Reminder, Danny Fenton was very much ready to go to war for Bruce Wayne).
A tablet and a stylus was suddenly shoved into his arms. Jason blinks, turning to Danny who tugs at his tie and rummages through the counter for something. The Joker sees this, clearly irritated.
"You! Eyes on me!" The Joker practically demands, hysterical that not everyone was paying attention.
Danny apparently doesn't give a damn before looking the Joker straight in the eye.
"Eyes in me." Danny repeats.
A second later something was thrown and a cutter was cutting through the Joker's eye.
Jason gaped at the seemingly harmless secretary, unable to comprehend that this man had just thrown a fucking cutter into the Joker's eye.
Bruce is set free.
Everyone is frozen in place.
Everyone watched as Bruce Wayne's tired and overworked secretary beats the shit out of the Joker, saying something about how he wasn't going to lose a good boss.
No one particularly knows what to do once Danny pulls out the cutter with the Jokers blood and... Fucking shit, was that his eyeball?!
Dick and Damian arrived at some point, also too shocked to do anything. When Danny was done and satisfied, with the Joker still alive, groaning and whimpering from the pain that Danny inflicted.
As if he hadn't almost killed the Joker, Danny turns to them with a tired smile.
"Mr. Wayne, I implore you not to die. I can't lose the best boss that I've had." He plainly says and takes the tablet and stylus back from Jason.
Jason thinks he might just marry this feral man.
Yeah.
Yeah, he was definitely going to marry Danny Fenton.
Part 2 | Masterpost
#danny phantom#batfam#dc x dp#dpxdc#dead on main#jason todd#jason x danny#danny fenton#Danny us tired and overworked by Bruce pays him very well#Danny is willing to go to war for his boss because like hell he'd let himself lose a good job#Everyone in WE thinks Danny is tired kinda fiesty but fairly harmless#They are wrong#he will bite and stab#jason thinks he might just end up swooning for his dad's crazy secretary#Ny Father's secretary
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of course you have purple hair and a dark urge
#im not dead btw. just overworked and artblocked#bg3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 durge#dark urge#minthara baenre#bg3 minthara#oc#art
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Whatever you do don't think about post-book darry accidentally setting out too many plates after a real long day and his mind is just utterly exhausted. Everyone looking at him all confused because they didn't have that many people left and soda having to softly remind him that Johnny and dally weren't alive. Weren't coming back. Darry just softly responding with 'oh..sorry' as he remembers that they weren't coming back.
#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#the outsiders broadway#darry curtis#two bit mathews#sodapop curtis#johnny cade#dally winston#he makes me so sick actually#like darry on multiple occasions doing this because his way of forgetting was overworking himself#he overworks himself so bad that for a moment he forgets about everything that happened.#and soda having to ground him.#the first time it happened with ponyboy there pony just fully breaks down#darry feeling so bad because hes supposed to stay grounded but he just can’t#you can rip darry caring about the two of them out of my cold dead hands#bc darry did care about johnny and dal so much#Godd im sixk#the outsiders hcs#the outsiders headcanons#the outsiders fanfiction#trust this is going in my fic
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Update on the Dead Boy Detectives AU, Riz is the Night Nurse
#he's an overworked professional who takes his job a bit too seriously#he's got good intentions overall he's just super duper uptight#dimension 20#fantasy high#riz gukgak#dead boy detectives
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watched evil dead with my bf the other night
[Image ID: A digital drawing of Ash Williams from The Evil Dead in profile in front of a dark background. He is covered in blood and looking towards the viewer from the side of his eye. There are two shining car headlights in the background. /.End ID.]
#this guy is gonna sit in my brain for the rest of my life now#also. um. hai#so. sorry about not posting art for like Months#(or at least not posting art on This blog)#i got. really fucked up by stress & burn out so i kinda just stopped for a while and committed to writing#(which i may or may not share to this blog)#ive had a few ideas for layton art but like. auuugh. i shouldn't have done those art weeks. i really shouldn't have#i think i just overworked myself plain & simple#ill probably come back to it sometime down the line but for now ... Im just gonna post whatever i guess#no promises!#anyways#I love ashley joanna williams with all of my heart#evil dead#ash williams#evil dead 1981#art#my art#illustration
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Another Dead Plate AU sketch! Just practicing Shin's uniform again. Since I couldn't make up my mind on a single design, I'm just going to go off the idea that Hiyori just makes him wear a different uniform every day because he's demanding like that. That's one way to step around an issue!
#yttd#your turn to die#dead plate soushin au#sou hiyori#shin tsukimi#midori yttd#soushin#look i had to sneak them in there a little#this was supposed to be all shin rocking different outfits but i decided to add soushin as well. i couldn't repress the toxic yaoi urges#i got new fineliners so i saw this as an excuse to use em#also yes shin is drinking two cups of coffee with straws don't judge him#weird quirks and eyebags and early greying due to sleep deprivation and stress are common consequences from putting up with that guy daily#i like how this is still shin not having a great time 💀 he's just getting overworked by his scary boss i'm so sorry boo#anywho apologies for the shitty photo quality#momento doodles 'n sketches
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is there any information about Annabelle? yeah, strange question maybe, but i'm genuinely curious!! I want to write a post canon fluffy fic about Dutch and Annabelle, but don't exactly know much about her.
is she even spoken about? or is the only crumb of information during that scene between Colm and Dutch where they're arguing about "oh but you killed my brother wah wah" "yeah well i liked annabelle" ( im obv kidding its much more complex than that yes ik ). I also know of it just being sprinkled into the story here, and there(?), but other than that it doesn't seem to be brought up into the game as much??
like i wana know about her more :(( i just recently wrote down her design since i cant art, but im itching for smth. what is that smth, man, idk, but im itching for it
#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#rdr2 community#okay so#i hsve a vision#bear with me#i think they're neat#would prob be rhat couple that is really cute#like the type of- you see them and think “ohh man i rlly need that”#they kiss ALL THE TIME#but its not making out#its cutie little pecks on the lips or cheek#or dutch will kiss her knuckles#and annie kisses his nose#like theyre rlly soft with eachother and always cater to one anothers needs#if annie sees that dutch is pushing himself too much she'll convince him to come lsy down#come and cuddle with her - and he just cant say no#ANdfs if shes overworking herself with chores in camp he's the first to check in#asking even if he knows the answer bcs he respects her and doesnt want to come off as pushy#but he'll still offer that they go out - maybe get dinner - or go on a walk through the woods#so she can get a breath of fresh air ( and away from ms grimshaw/j i love susan sm id never diss her shut up)#idk i just imagine theyre so loveu dovey that it hurts me snsmsm
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rip peter parker you would’ve loved boops
#marvel#mcu#peter parker#boop#he’s not dead he just is overworking himself so much he doesn’t even remember the date let alone tumblr
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Artfight attack of Sam and Ezzy for @ultrainfinitepit and @wyrmzier respectively <3
#mud draws#7.5.23#=3c#af 2023#artfight 2023#*shaking ezzys hand* dead dad club#i wanted to keep working on this but I was ripping my hair out so <3#not literally#I think it looks great and I'm happy with it I just didn't wanna overwork it
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Aziraphale from Good Omens
Requested by Anonymous
#tv show#good omens#aziraphale#good omens aziraphale#aziraphale good omens#autism#autism tbh#tbh creature#autism creature#autism tbh creature#I’m not dead! just overworked from school and such sorry lol#request
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if you don't love me at my "words are hard && writing is hard" you don't deserve me at my "here's my long && super intricate reply that i put my thrussy into"
#「 ♛ 」i'm a nervous wreck ( ooc )#aka im not dead just overworked#and now i think i caught a cold at work
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💭
#today’s thought out of nowhere is I’m so glad and yet so sad speed drive wasn’t a song in sugar rush au times#so catchy and would’ve been on repeat#anyway hi I’m not dead just chronically overworked and busy
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my personalized mood board. yw. <3
#b empty writing#writes#dead inside#i feel empty#sad thoughts#dark poetry#depressing shit#depressing life#depressing quotes#drinking again#memes#tired of this shit#mentally tired#im so tired#yzma#winnie the pooh#chucky#annalise keating#micheal jackson#stressed#over it.#overworked#barely holding it together#mentally exhausted#i want to disappear#i just want peace#choi youngjae#north west
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In my world oak isn't a malicious abusive bastard. But he is unintentionally greens villain origin story. And I don't think I will write about green being the bigger person and forgiving oak for constantly being obtuse and seeing the worst in green for no good reason. Sometimes people write their conflict as "maybe we were both wrong...you made me miserable during my developing years but....I WAS rude as an 11 year old with no parents and a grandpa who was always scolding me and telling me he's dissapointed in me so...I guess is deserved it..." Especially when oak never actually apologizes or realizes how he hurt green. But it's just like "okay we're good now :)" I refuse. That said I think I am obligated to write them eventually having some sort of heart to heart and good relationship once green is an adult. I don't want him to be miserable forever and in pokemas green gets excited when you bring him up so i don't want to make their relationship seem worse than it actually is. Granted this is also a fanfic where green is an autistic she/him lesbian so canon doesn't matter THAT much but y'know. Still.
#not to be a hater. truly really not to#i just hate when that happens in any media with ant relationship#and by that i mean i hate when a characters parental/authority figure makes them miserable but it's not actually addressed but waved off#famously ill never forgive zeldas dad. and i hate that he treated her so so so horriblt just for the game to be like#yeah but he acrually did care about her and only made her miserable and feel worthless and ruin jer self esteem on accident#and she instantly forgives hkm and knows he loved her#like yeah. parental figures make mistakes especially inexperienced ones#but that doesnt lessen hkw those accidentally hurtful actions impact the child#i knkw its more complicated than that. but i just dislike the typical lack of accountability or blame the adult takes on kn thkse situations#ive seen the king roham defenders saying its hars to be a king and a dad. yeah well idgaf#HE didnt have to watch zelda collapse in exhaution from overworking berself praying to gods who ignored her desperate pleas#or hold her when she completely broke down sobbing about how useless she js and kts her fault evrryone is dead#like....#anyways.#thats gkt notbing to dk sith oak and green#i jist think oak is out of touch and too focused on work and didnt take the tkme to learn about and help manage greens autistic traits#Green oak#blue oak
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playing ff.xiv blind as a th.ancred fan from the beginning is so funny. “hmm i wonder where than is- WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS POSSESSED BY ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL BEINGS IN THE UNIVERSE….....” “hmm i wonder what happened to than after he was teleported from the- HIS ABILITY TO INTERACT WITH THE NATURAL ENERGY OF THE WORLD WAS SEVERED AND HE HAD TO FEND FOR HIMSELF FOR MONTHS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE????” “yaay than gets to help us with planning our defenses :D- DID HE JUST DIEoh he’s not dead his soul was just RIPPED AWAY TO ANOTJEJR WORLD????!?!?” “ohh he gets to fight r.yne’s awful guardian figure i wonder what he’s gonna- DID HE JUST DIEoh he’s fine nevermind he gets to have resolved character development now :)” “aww okay we get to go to the end of the universe together, and he’s already gone through so much so clearly nothing bad will happen to hDID HE J
#lem text#🌊#xivposting#he never ever ever ever gets a break it’s so funny. i’m sure the game is done messing with him now for dt but AGJFNWZKR#literally as SOON as the i.frit fight happens in arr he never gets to rest until the end of shb.#like okaayyy *overworks self to the point of aetheric vulnerability or whatever -> is used as a tool for bringing about a terrible calamity#-> teleported to the wilderness never able to use magic again or interact with the world normally; unsure if friends are alive for months#-> learns that sister-figure is missing and then learns that she is basically dead -> angst arc while trying to hide all of problems#-> thinks he gets a chance to rest and is literally yoinked from his world on accident with nothing he can do about it;#forced to adapt to a whole other planet overflowing with its own tragedies with no way of contacting anyone he knows#-> discovers that sister-figure has been basically reincarnated; takes on responsibility to save her#-> manages to do so after TWO YEARS but still hasn’t gotten over grief -> has to be a parent on the run with daughter-figure now#-> waiting as random stranger tries & fails to summon the hero from his world; evading government in a land only a fraction the size of his#-> spends THREE MORE YEARS running from authorities with daughter who reminds him too much of sister-figure; is still hiding all problems#-> can only solve his problems by almost dying; apparently. does so. life becomes good until he decides he has to almost die again#-> DOES SO. and then life becomes good again. problems mayhap still not processed. average th.ancred waters lifestyle#i think his story has a big theme of like. lack of agency; and i could talk more about it but i just think it’s really interesting and sad-#that his whole childhood (limsa+sharlayan) was out of his control with his life path being chosen for him out of necessity+circumstance#he was brought to sharlayan so young and then The Incident happens at *17* indebting him to min.filia bc he sees himself responsible#and then gigantic life-changing things happen to him *also* out of his control (hinterlands+the first)#and when he finally gets to pick a long-term route for himself he fucks it up! doing everything intentionally but hurting r.yne for years!#he’s the FIRST ONE SUMMONED TO THE FIRST… A NEW WORLD… IT WAS LIKE A FRESH START… AND AUGJF HDH . IDK DO YOU GET IT.#i haven’t written this many tags in forever i guess i have to put it in the:#lem ramblings#ok i’m done. thancrebbbbbdd <3. goodnight <3.
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