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finding enough plastic in human brains to make a spoon is certainly a shocking headline but I just don't have it in me to be shocked anymore. not only can I see the evidence of spoon brain all around me I can literally feel it in myself
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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
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genuinely insane how difficult it is to participate in your own life
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You used to be able to exchange money for goods and services. Now you can’t do that. Because of broke.
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So funny how flowers close at night, girl you are alive and sleepy
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i am simultaneously self-improving and being self destructive dont ask me how i just am
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my vibes arent off i am cursed theres a difference
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me: [sees a cat] me: okay time for me to bother this animal
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swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad
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I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post
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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess
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