In this house we disrespect viceroy Gunray(She/Her) (Bi) (18+/not a minor) -header: @contextualthor on insta-
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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want
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watched the stalks of a lavender bush by the bus stop dip and sway from the sheer amount of fat little bumblebees on it and you know what. some things in this world are good
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There should be library rules of "Hey can you watch my stuff" at the airport. Unfortunately you can't, due to what I can only assume is Woke,
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they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked
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⌕ dragon ball • piccolo.
like or reblog if you save/use.
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imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what
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Filipino artist, Gregory Halili, carves intricate skulls into mother of pearl shells.
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Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English
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Favorite Follower Tag of the Week
That's me--fully articulated and poseable.
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you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works
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“I’m walking around and talking to the people I know. And I see Terry Farrell standing off by herself. I’d never actually met her, so I sheepishly go up and introduce myself to her, and I said, ‘Ms. Farrell, I’m André Bormanis.’ ‘Oh, nice to meet you. What do you do on the show?’ I’m like, ‘I’m the science consultant. I’m the guy who puts all that technobabble into your dialogue.’ And she literally grabbed me by the lapels and lifted me off my feet. She’s six feet tall. She’s a very tall, striking woman. She’s, like, ‘You fucking asshole!’”
— (via trekmemes)
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