#not communicating properly

[scoriarose]

When it is their idea to be cute together

Meet me halfway, friend!

They wanted to spend time with me too. C:

We are a happy little family, and I am glad they accept me even though I lack the serpentine features they share. It took Sakura a while to not see me as just a scary creature, and now a fun but sometimes startling friend. With time I think she'll trust more. Especially now I've realized she recognizes a hand signal as "the hognoses twitch" and learned how to tell her in her language I am friendly.

Trying to get pics of your pets be like

[moonmedley]

hey actually shout out to systems who have quiet spells and don't hear from other hesdmates for a while, i never see any rep for us so here it is now can I get a hell yea

[dingledraw]

“That's not what I asked” comic (2/2) based on the lovely art and fic by @chernozemm

Part 1

[stvrl0st]

you guys ever think about of your s/o & you just start

[sleepymrshmllow]

every time someone interprets this as stolas pulling an uno reverse card on blitzø (and calls him a hypocrite) I lose years off my life

because this isn't stolas blaming blitzø for making it about sex. he took blitz mistaking his heartfelt confession as merely roleplay as confirmation that he (stolas) has made their relationship this way and that it's all it ever was and will be. (I feel "That's enough to know what this is." especially indicates this)

because we've gotten multiple scenes/songs where stolas is rightfully putting the blame on himself for putting blitzø in this situation. for example, literally earlier in this scene:

we also have stolas taking accountability both in When I See Him and Just Look My Way:

it would just make zero sense for stolas to just make a complete 180 on his self reflection and development if he were truly putting the blame on blitzø after being pretty explicit that he recognizes this is his own fault.

like he's upset that blitzø couldn't even fathom that he has these sincere feelings for him because he made blitz feel that way. and that is what especially hurts.

blitzø, of course, does take this as an uno reverse card and I don't blame him. he has an understandably skewed perception of the situation which is why he reacts the way he does.

[gratefulcheeses]

Happy pride month everyone

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 26

Robins look of utter rage fills Danny with adrenaline as he puts the petal to the metal to escape the stabby birds vengeance.

Danny wasn't too worried, after all the car he stole was the Batmobile and he was pretty sure Boy Wonder couldn't hurt the car without being grounded or something.

Whatever. He didn't really even plan to keep the car anyway.

He just needed a way to get them to Amity. Sam and a few other kids had gone missing after she lead a protest against the GIW over the anyi-ecto acts and thier treatment of ghosts and Tucker disappeared a few days later after he got back hacked while trying to find where they took her.

Danny wasn't stupid enough to go in as either Fenton or Ancients forbid, Phantom so he needed help. Unfortunately his track record for asking for help usually ended with him being talked over, talked down to, ridiculed, ignored, ect. So naturally he had to take things into his own hands as usual.

Thus stealing the Batmobile and doing the metaphorical equivalent or hitting a bat flavored hornets nest with a stick and hoping he doesn't die the rest of the way.

He is from the Midwest and this situation was awkward enough to activate his hospitality instincts so he offers to take music requests over the com lines (much to Red Robins bafflement). They of course have noticed a lack of Oracles involvement by this point and Danny informs them of his heavily modified Amazon fire stick and that he used it to not only knock Oracle out of the game -mostly to keep her from hacking into the batmobile and giving him a one way ticket to juvie- but also give him what was pretty much an hologram version of an instruction booklet for the fancy car hes driving.

Yeah, he doesn't know any of the bypass or security codes, but now he doesn't have to wonder that all the buttons do...and if they'll eject him.

Eventually they make it out of Gotham, the bats are miffed and tired. The sun is coming up and the fuzzy fighters break off to return to thier city.

They're likely going to use the trackers in the vehicle to find it once Danny parks so they don't end up chasing him all over the continent.

Good. All according to plan.

Except he waits a day after returning to Amity and hiding the car.

Then two.

Then four pass by without so much as a wing beat.

After five days Danny decides he can't wait anymore and goes back to Gotham to steal more bat themed items. That jet looked rather nice...

In the meantime the bats are flummoxed as to why they can't find this kid

Turns out large amounts of ecto radiation renders most tracking useless. Who knew?

Eventually Danny has a whole collection of expensive bat things and he, on the verge of a breakdown, drives back to Gotham in the GAV (bear in mind hes 14 and has no license throughout all of this) uses the GAV to kidnap Bruce Wayne. He apologizes profusely but explains the situation and that he really needs Batmans help but he seems to be refusing to get involved. So naturally he has to kidnap his sugar daddy to force his hand.

[variousqueerthings]

btw monkey man was a blast, but specifically there's a scene where mr dev patel is working out and a group of hijra women are watching him and i was thinking "no, they'd be cheering and hollering, this is unrealistic" and then he takes his shirt off and the cheering and hollering begins and i was satisfied

[priestblaster]

there's something so funny about the people who claim that butch femme dynamics are heteronormative like chat is it heteronormative to be homosexually attracted to women who break the gender norms and barriers ?? "why be with a woman who looks like a man when you could just go be with a man" CHAT IS IT HETERONORMATIVE TO BE A LESBIAN ??

[katemartin17]

So...

Ever since Weinlesefest (a.k.a. "for two years now"), my head simply can't stop coming up with new scenarios in which Diluc would use the mom-card to emotionally blackmail Kaeya into having dinner at the Winery...

Just a few examples:

Kaeya goes to the Winery somewhat close to dinner time to discuss some request from the Knights

Diluc: okay, I believe we can discuss the details over dinner and-

Kaeya: Diluc, I appreciate the offer, but it's not that important, we can talk about it quickly, and then I'll be out of your hair

Diluc: you don't want to have Adelinde’s food tonight? Then sure, I guess we can talk about it before dinner

(she's standing right there in the same room)

Diluc: so, I was thinking we could do something especial for Adelinde’s birthday next week

Kaeya (still unsure he's welcome at the Winery because he's emotionally dumb): oh, I'll be swamped with work, I'm not sure I'll be able to come over

Diluc: surely you can ask Jean for a day off. Unless you don't want to come over for Addie's birthday... I'm sure she'll understand when I tell her...

(And he’s so fucking proud of himself every single time because it always works, without fail)

[buttercup-barf]

The lore reveals @/stringsnwires provides frighten me to no end.

[slashthrashandcrash]

Anytime I watch this dorkass's reveal trailer I can genuinely only envision this--

[bayazreza]

Wind carrying messages, eventually.

[timewizard-oldman]

makes me so mad how the whole jeffannie arc was dragged out for the entire show when it could have ended MUCH earlier....... like at the end of 2x01 when annie said she thought jeff was gross now..... or when she told britta that she only kissed jeff to feel cool and mature....,. or in virtual systems analysis!! there were so many logical end points for this weird unnecessary plot point but they had to stretch it out for six whole seasons

[hereliesapollo]

tried out digital art! just a lil doodle as a thank you for everyone who has followed me asdfghjk <3 you all have been so kind!!

[maxphilippa]

moving on