#not canon to the au

[luizastarry]

influencer arc? more like divorce arc

[ryleejam]

So I decided to redraw wretched (AU by @bananafire11 ) page because I was unsatisfied with the old design so now she's more little creature also what my character is a paper dog

I like to think wretched Jax tried to protect her from Caine back when she first entered the circus (but we see how that turned out) but now with her new form Jax keep an eye on her when she is wandering around so she stay safe

She's probably not dangerous when she's threatened

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Eclipse: So um…you guys know how I made myself a boyfriend?

Moon: Yes, obviously.

Eclipse: Soooooo, I made three other prototypes and all of them recently came online without me trying.

Moon, wheezing: So you accidentally made yourself four boyfriends instead of one.

Eclipse: Moon, please don’t laugh at me.

Moon: So was this actually a mistake or just you making it come off as a mistake?

Eclipse: Of course it was a mistake! You think I purposely made four of these fuckers!?

Moon: Oh, so you get four times the attention in bed by mistake, sure I believe you.

Eclipse, squeaking: Shut up!

[pt-aftermathau]

Hey pizza head, you doing ok?

Please note that my brother will never answer asks again.

[mosslingg]

life lessons with grunkle ford

you can support my work on kofi!

[canisalbus]

Trying to figure out modern Ludovica.

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[1spooky2me]

TRAGEDY⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

There, I killed him….BYE👋👋👋

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[ashidaii]

STANLEY JUST LACKS AN APPRECIATION FOR “RUGGED” AND “MYSTERIOUS”

[redsray]

my favourite part of the Wayne Kids being, you know, the Waynes, and popular celebrities is the fact that these are teenagers and young adults who are given ... celebrity powers. and i know they're stupidly petty with them. every time you log onto twitter you'd see 3 of them engaged in a sibling argument, completely uncaring that it's being broadcasted to thousands of people

Dick, tweeting: Tim stole my sandwich today, hey siri how do i un-adopt a sibling?

Tim: ??? I didn't steal your sandwich??

Dick: Then who did??? It was there this morning and you were the only one in the manor the entire morning??

Tim: Dick, my unfortunately kind of favourite brother, I was not in the manor today

Dick: YOU WEREN'T?!?!?

Tim: no, I've been in my apartment all week. did you hallucinate me?? LMFAO

Cass: I was there this morning.

Dick: Oh. No wonder then??? You 2 look too similar, one of you needs to cut your hair

Tim: Not it

Cass: . . .

Tim: on second thought, maybe it's time for a haircut

Cass: :D <3

Tim: Love you too, Cass

Random Twitter User, quote tweeting the last tweet: So did you ever find out who took Dick's sandwich????

Cass: Jay did.

Dick: JAY DID?!?!?

Cass: Oh. Did you not know?

Dick: NO?!????

Cass: Oh. @/jason start running. Sorry.

Steph: Guys Jason might deadass die again Dick is ONTO him

Random Twitter User: ... Again?

Steph: hardly the point rn, jared

Babs: Why did Jason just climb in my window asking me to hide him

Tim: he's running from Dick, lol

Babs: Oh, why?

Tim: he ate his sandwich

Babs: Got it, he's hiding behind my couch now, screeching about Cass betraying him.

Dick: BABS DON'T MOVE. DON'T LET HIM LEAVE.

[bamsara]

Sometimes in art streams to take a break I'll draw Narilamb shitten shenangians, which consist of two routes: either they have to make that thang at home or they get it via some magical way idk

I don't have a shitten design and none of this is canon to my AU, it's just for hypothetical shits n giggles

Part two here of more shitten shenanigans

[sreppub]

jason ignored the clearly labeled tupperware and ate tim’s leftover garlic chicken pasta

[ffsg0jo]

ex-boyfriend toji, who's constantly being pestered by megumi about you. you're not his biological mum, but the boy's formed an attachment to you and craves your affection and warmth. you're the closest thing he's ever had to a mother, having been in his life since he was 3, and he loves you like one too. his dad is all hard and muscles and frowny, and you're all soft and sweet and always smiling at him. it's no wonder his dad couldn't keep you, he thinks.

you never raise your voice at him, feed him the best home-cooked meals, and even help him with his homework (he doesn't actually need help, he just likes the way you let him sit on your lap whilst you're on the floor and wrap your arms around him, struggling to figure out what long division is). even after you and his dad break up you never once held it against him (like other exes had) and you never stopped visiting him.

you're hands down the best (ex) girlfriend toji's ever brought home. you actually made an effort to get closer to megumi and get to know him more often. always looking for fun little things to take him to. whether it's a petting zoo, aquarium, or a normal zoo zoo.

you learnt quickly how much he loved animals and never failed to surprise him with a new plushie. one could never have too many plushies, you said to him once, booping his nose and pulling out a cute turtle from behind your back.

(when he finally moved into the dorms in first year, he had about 3 boxes alone, full of stuffed animals. he didn't have it in his heart to pick and choose which ones to take with him, so he brought all of them. you laughed at first when you saw the flood of plushies on his dorm floor when helping him move, but megumi gave you a small smile, repeating your words from almost a decade earlier.)

mini follow-up/context

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[nalonzooo]

you ever like someone so much

[stemmmm]

fanart for my wife's gravity falls comic they wanna make that definitely make sense because they've definitely told anyone other than me about it