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thought i was a logical person until its election day and 51% of the votes being counted means 100% and “still up in the air” means “we’re all fucking dead”
#presidential election#kamala harris#donald trump#us politics#us presidents#us elections#election 2024#election day#funny#not actually funny#shitpost#yes i’m very anxious lol how could you tell#this is about#arizona#specifically#count faster bitch#jm tired
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Zhou, Silverstone 2022: Well–
Lewis, Monza 2021: Actually–
Max, Silverstone 2021: In fact–
Charles, Spa 2018: Now that you mention–
Pierre, Suzuka 2022: Matter of-
Romain, Bahrain 2020: Did you really just–
FIA: Not us that’s for sure lol
#f1#formula 1#f1 memes#irony#the irony of it all#fun times#not actually funny#all hail the halo#f1 drivers#how do you guys think george reacted to this line#team management holding him back like a rabid raccoon#f1 movie#safety first#in theory
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Please Don’t Send Me Death Threats
#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs fanart#bsd fukuchi#fukuchi ouchi#yes I just drew this old man#in a maid outfit#with his grippers out#cleaning up his puke#why did i do it#bsd memes#not actually funny#would you look at the date
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the funny thing about carmy having to stand in the middle of culinary colleagues discussing their climb to their individual successes; is how baffled he is to silence that they’re able to talk about everything in a positive, albeit comically, uplifting light. as though they’ve lived past beyond waiting for the pot to boil. while carmy is still just there, with his hands in the simmering water. he wonders how any of this will be survivable, let alone worthy to reminisce. all his grief in clenched fists, and his grudges close to his chest; he decides he must make something he deems worthy out of all his damage. how it must count for something.
#not actually funny#haha#carmen berzatto#the bear#s3!#i havent finished but i liked that ep#introspection#good damage#dare i say#diane nguyen?#yeah.#when he said fuck you to his former mentor
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How to be funny: A step-by-step guide
Step 1: So a horse walks into a bar. Step 2: So a horse slides into a bar. Step 3: So a horse gallops into a bar Step 4: So a horse bars into a gallop. Step 5: So a gallop horse bars into a. Step 6: A gallop a so bars into horse. Step 7: Ouch.
#funny#not actually funny#please help me#I'm being held at gunpoint being forced to write this#I only have a few days#get me out of here
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
#tim drake#bruce wayne#can i just tag the entire batfam.... this applies to all of them i think#all of them deal with their issues by putting on spandex and beating up criminals. none of them are exempt from this post#let them make bad stupid inconsiderate decisions... its funny entertaining and free#batfamily#batfam#jason todd#dick grayson#batman#dc batman#dc comics#additionally:#arthur lester#john doe#malevolent john doe#martin blackwood#jonathan sims#tim stoker#sasha james#elias bouchard#peter lukas#tma#every tma character ever actually. they all suck soso bad ❤️️❤️️#melanie king#daisy tonner#basira hussain#georgie barker#can i tag bruce again. because like
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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.
#the funny thing is she DOES know who ben affleck is#mom you're the one who made me watch good will hunting!!!#ah well. mommy doesn't know who the guy is#I'm gonna start saying that as if it's a popular meme phrase that everyone knows. maybe i can gaslight pple into using it#....you know what. please reblog this actually. it's what mommy deserves
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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet
#tiktok#tiktoks#well actually this is from#instagram reels#Instagram#but we all know what i mean#short form videos#comedy#hahaha#🤓#funny#praying mantis#entomology#entomology jokes#and something else entirely#dogs#little dog#chihuahua#creachur#bad jokes#yeah#i think thats enough tags
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when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"
the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.
#this one of the two very heavy-hitter sentences she said regarding literature class#with the other one being “én megvetem janus pannoniust”#sorry i just. idk if it's actually as funny but goddamn in that situation it was hilarious#i don't understand the will of god...... well show me someone who does#“én nem értem isten akaratát” number one thing to say during high school literature class#🌌
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Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.
(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)
#ai (derogatory)#not to be confused with the list of disturbing examples#those exist too for sure#but this is funny#rickrolling#way to cut corners by not paying actual humans to talk to your customers#there's no way that can come back to bite you#I'm sure the customers enjoyed the helpful video
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ryoko kui: bet
#she was so funny for this#the kabru one is so insane actually lmaooooo#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#falin touden#kabru#mine
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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i made tumblr pride flags! feel free to ask for more edits
#transphobia#transmisogyny#PLEASE find this funny i had to download the actual tumblr font for this#its been 6 hours and i havent been nuked yet but for those worried for me im not! i want OFF this hellsite#also i did export my blog#also please send recs on what site i should move to i cant decide
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*me, checking my own AO3 account to see if I have posted any new fic I’ve been waiting for yet*
#whining about writing instead of actually writing#writer’s block#meme#writing#ao3#archive of our own#writer#writers#memes#fanfic#fanfiction#fandom#comedy#humor#funny#fandoms
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A 2pm appointment can take all day when you're autistic
#actually autistic#planning#autism comic#neurodivergent#autism#autobio comics#funny#its a spectrum#edited to include links
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this came to me in a vision
#danny phantom#savant par#danny fenton#dash baxter#tucker foley#i think this is actually pretty ooc for danny#but the idea of him forcing himself to like cower to hide his ghost powers is so funny to me#could really add to fenton's reputation of being scared of ghosts lol#my art#fanart
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