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It’s amazing how a few insults can bring people together in three hours. Design for Living (1933) dir. Ernst Lubitsch

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Lupita Nyong'o in Chanel Couture 97th Annual Academy Awards

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Who are you?

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Wut

(Cat is @/pixelandsophie on IG)

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on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

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these dads weak as hell

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Nadja and Laszlo being THE COUPLE of all time.

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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

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Design for Living (1933) dir. Ernst Lubitsch

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diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

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My train was late. AGAIN.

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SOME LIKE IT HOT (1959) dir. Billy Wilder

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Sehnsucht

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Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

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what i've been up to the past 20 minutes

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Herzog was real for this