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My girlfriend and I are laying quietly in the pitch black bedroom. In a soft whisper with no inflection, I said, “Someone is here.”

My girlfriend’s whole body stiffens and they go, “What the FUCK!”

They didn’t feel the little kitty feet I felt or have the context so instead of understanding a cat was joining us in bed they thought I was signaling the start of a horror movie.

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More Skywalker Sibling time! Now with a sequel

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Joshua Jackson for Numéro Netherlands

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it's almost almost christmas

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"you die, so he doesn't have to. maybe it's time to turn the tables."

timestalker (2024) written & directed by alice lowe.

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our spiritually elevated rejection of canon vs their intellectually dishonest refusal to engage with the text

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Getting ready for the day 🐉

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Gina McKee for The Guardian

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i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

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Humans Georg, who is an outlier,

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JACOB ANDERSON as Scipio

Timestalker (2024) dir. Alice Lowe

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Post is set for a week, let's see how it goes...