#not shaming absolutely anyone

[furiousgoldfish]

me as a child, considering whether my parents are right about me being incapable and worthless: but would anyone in the world be saying those things with such confidence and conviction if they're not even true? Would they be screaming it in such justified rage if it wasn't factual? How would anyone be willing or able to shout these things if they weren't sure they're correct? Wouldn't it be embarrassing if they were going at it with such intensity and it turned out they were wrong? Would they be willing to risk being wrong like this? Would anyone be able to lie like that, without any feeling of shame or embarrassment?

me now: oh they LIED.

[diseaseriddencube]

normal people: alastor is aggressive with lucifer because he's actually under the control of lilith and needs to keep him away/help charlie or sth

me: alastor is aggressive with lucifer because he saw someone with two ounces more power than him, someone who could help charlie more than he has and show him up as worthless, and he Is Not Having Any Of That anyways do you wanna hear my npd headcanons and why he is actually me and

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"distant relative" i assume you are referring to my father?

[taffybee]

ugh. i've been having a giovanni moment lately. save me. (the giovanni in my head is beyond mortal comprehension and the doodles under the cut are just a Glimpse into my Twisted Psyche. i don't expect to be agreed with i'm just here to speak my truth man.) anyways. Behold my giovanni design

btw my hot take of the day is that giovanni has been characterized Wrong after gen 1 for the sake of (mostly) nostagia baiting and one of the only things that has characterized him right since is pokemon origins. but that's a rant for another day. more on that in the tags if you care for the ramblings of a lunatic

(aforementioned doodles below:)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Pet store clerk gives Charles a bag of free treats for his ""dog"" all while Charles can feel Erik Looming in the BG

the real mortifying day is after months of getting small bags of dog treats one day the bag of dog treats has like. perfectly normal human candies/pastries or something inside

Of Course charles is confused and impulsively asks what it is/how it's different from the usual only for the clerk to reply theyre Whatever Erik's Favorite Treat Is and its that day forward erik is adamant they just do their shopping online

[icarusredwings]

Posting memes that took me 6 seconds to make getting over 50 reblogs vs. my deep charater analysis posts getting 3 likes from the same 3 people who, like all my other posts, is SO social media coded.

As outkast says, "Yall don't wanna hear me you just wanna dance."

But those of you who do wanna hear me AND dance- What do you want from the gas station?

[skylarbee]

the day am fans realise that miles/milex shippers are less problematic and harmful to the fandom than lv/her supporters will be one of the best days of my life

rant incoming because I'm going insane:

i will never ever understand why am fans have so much beef with milex shippers.

i have been in SO many fandoms throughout my life, I've been obsessed with SO many bands whose members are shipped to the point of insanity, and it was never a problem. sure, some people didn't like the ships, but why are so many am fans acting like this is something unique? bts, mcr, dan and phil, harry potter, I've seen fucking everything. every other fandom in the world are just this obsessed with their ships, trying to prove that two men are fucking, posting theories and so on. shipping was always a thing in fandoms and always will be, especially if we're talking about male celebrities and teenage girls.

having said this, the kind of fandom i have never been in is one where grown ass women bring this much toxicity to the community and behave like children. there are hundreds of celebrities whose girlfriends are not liked by the fans, but no girlfriend ever engaged this much with the haters, probably because they realised that it would only make things worse, and the fans would hate them even more.

we could've had some peaceful end of the tour content, but no, we have this instead. every few months something has to be done by a certain someone in order for people to pay attention to her, and so that in the end fans will forget the reason they're fans and engage in stupid shit like this, defeating the whole purpose of being a music fan.

all this drama is slowly making me not want to have anything to do with am or the fandom anymore. if not for miles and him being connected to am, i would've stopped giving a fuck about alex years ago (technically not through his fault, but then also because of him). this whole thing just makes me sad because miles does not deserve to be associated with these people and the fact that he will never be able to get rid of them is so not it.

[performing-personhood]

Dropout content has always been solid even when you go all the way back to the CollegeHumor days (which I'm doing at the moment as I suffer through the actual physical pain of watching Total Forgiveness) and that's extremely rare

Usually the hardest part about watching someone's early content is how rough it still is, but since Dropout has been solid since pre-conception, the hardest part about watching the early stuff is that everyone keeps misgendering Ally. It makes me feel bad for them.

[kittieshauntedourfantasy]

I LOVE getting tagged in chain post things. I HATE when I've already done them (I don't wanna redo them bc either I don't have the motivation or I just plain don't want to)

[kedreeva]

arcana 🤝 walnut the crane (may her memory be a blessing): humans are the sexiest birds out there

I took Arcana and Eclipse to my friends' place, with Indie, for the year. Arcana and Eclipse look VERY similar if you don't know what you're looking for. Blackshoulder hens all look almost identical, they're ALL white with brown and black speckles.... you have to look at the tail feather color and overall shade of the speckles to tell color. But they're both purple BS pied, the only difference is that Eclipse is also white eye, but thankfully that means HER tail is white and Arcana's in brown. One of them, I think Arcana, was wearing a legband, idk where Eclipse's went.

But when asked how to tell the difference between them, instead of citing the leg band or the tail feathers, I said, Oh, you'll know. Arcana will be the one propositioning you every day, tripping you by squatting in front of you and generally being a nuisance. Eclipse will be on the far side of the pen going "if you so much as perceive me I will throw myself into this wall to get away from you."

[emptyjunior]

Incredible what the Tumblr guidelines are able to accomplish, thank you for keeping us all safe from ontoward imagery and online hustlers, would hate to open up the main suggested page and be faced with any shady looking posts being directly advertised to me. Anyways, off to pixelate the account of someone who responsibly tagged a fic as NSFW one time, those sick fuckers deserve to go

[elyx-syl]

is it wrong that I strongly dislike zerum's design.

like how is sebastian married to an anime bunny girl

rant in tags

[evil-eyedlurker]

Characters who I just know would be the best of friends, if only they weren't from completely different canons, in no particular order:

Avatar Aang (from Avatar: The Last Airbender) and Princess Nausicaä (from Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind)

Henry Stickmin (from The Henry Stickmin Collection) and The Goose (from Untitled Goose Game)

Isaac (from The Binding of Isaac) and The Girl (from Fear and Hunger)

[simplydnp]

hey anon, my inbox isn't the place to earnestly revive top/bottom discourse, nor is it the place to end that same message with 'the only love dnp have is familial'. peace and love 💕

[burgerspeople]

if I hear one more kid saying the term big backs I’m gonna LOSE IT

[ohheyitsjustbear]

Gonna give up looking for amab fitting femme things cos all that ever comes up is just sissy this and sissy that and that's just not the vibes round here 🙄